#ALEXA AS A MUNCHKIN

[carbonateddelusion]

btw just so you know. anthro Isaac is a greyhound and a Burmese mountain dog for younger and older them respectively. their secondary anthro version is a bear. Eddie as an anthro is a rat and his secondary one is a Designer Cat. Noah's either a lion or a short stubby legged munchkin cat. Jack's primary sona is a gator and his secondary one is a mutt. Beth would be a bug. Alexa is a lop rabbit. Maddie would be a corvid. Owen would be a raccoon or a canary. Jacob would be some kind of bird of perhaps a dolphin. thank you and goodnight

[rollin-like-reigns]

okay okay here’s a question for anyone reading this post who has read stray

- do you want more roman pov and plot/background/interactions with seth - or do you want more dean pov and his kitty adventures which may or may not include some cameos

[saintobio]

sure he deserves the torture but i can’t help but feel so so heartbroken for satoru losing his baby. imagining him screaming and pounding on the door as his baby is being taken from him is so heart wrenching! i did she’d a few years… even if i hope it’s just a bluff (i’m holding on to a little sliver of hope 😀)

i just want everything to be happy again 😭 not that anything ever truly was happy

p.s. omg him passing off the house he bought for sera as y/n’s gift was so TRASHY …the audacity… alexa play ain’t shit by doja cat

Anonymous said

the munchkin😭😭😭 it hurts to see gojo so broken i just wanna hug him so bad he's love for his unborn child😭😭 thankyouu saint for another amazing chapter that im sure ill be rereading again because yk hahshahah I'll be bawling my eyes out:p

Anonymous said

“And once he reunited with his unborn baby in the afterlife, they could both look after you in a distance where pain could no longer reach you.” SAINT IM CEYING, WTF. THIS IS SO PAINFUL NOOOOOO

@sillyroyalty said

MAAM WHAT THAT LAST CHAPTER HAS ME ON LIFE SUPPORT. MUNCHKIN NOOOOO 🥺��

(Great writing btw I love the pain but it’s kinda getting too much for me to bear lol)

Anonymous said

Damn…so no Mini satoru baby with snowy white hair running around huh 😭 this is too painful ugh I need To know how y/n’s feeling abt this abortion ahh

Anonymous said

You really out here playing with me🥺…

You said the remaining chapter where going to be an 8/10 on an angst scale😫…

Saint no….you hit 10/10 on the angst scale

Munchkin is gone👼🏼

I’m sad😩😭🤧

@misslovingpearl said

Omg I shouldn’t have read this before going to bed 😭😭😭 hurts so baaad 😭 baby munchkin we’ll miss you angel👼🤍

Anonymous said

“And once he reunited with his unborn baby in the afterlife, they could both look after you in a distance where pain could no longer reach you.”

he really just wanted to be a father :(

well he was so attached to the baby :’( his breakdown scene stung me a lil when i wrote it

[mrawkweird]

Street Profits got Nikki and Alexa looking like bigger munchkins than usual.

[krishu213]

"Puppies vs Wolf"

Summary: Alex misses her puppies and cal decides to help her.

P.s. oscar is a grey and black coloured husky puppy and buddy is a light brown coloured border collie puppy.

Pairing : cal X mc , cal X Oscar, Buddy

All characters are owned by pixelberry

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“oh, you don't know how excited I am to see them, it's been almost after 15 days and I am finally going to see my little munchkins!” Alexa was excited to finally see her puppies who were coming to live with her.

After Kristof 's death they were laying low for a while, and with Luc' s help they were living in a wooden cabin near the lake. Alexa missed her pet's, she had left them in Wyoming. Cal had noticed this and decided to bring them from Wyoming.

Alex was happy with Cal's gesture and had thanked him for nth time, but neither of them knew what they had bargained for

As soon as they were near the cabin, Oscar and Buddy started to bark. oops not so much bark but the began to call out to Alex.

“My human! My Human!” Oscar said “look we are here where were you?”

“Bro, look there she is, thank you Jesus. She's alive” Buddy said while scratching his ears.

Buddy was more excited to meet Alex but at the same time he was irritated by Nik and Cal.

“Amah! I can't wait. Let's go meet her Oscar, these good for nothing Humans are slower than a snail”

“Yeah Buddy, come let's go, one, two, three, here we come my Alex” With this he and his partner jumped from Cal and Nik’s arms surprising them both.

Oscar and buddy rushed towards Alex. They were all happy. Oscar and buddy tackles Alex and licked all over her face not letting her get up. All the while someone was getting green eyed.

Cal felt uneasy, his Inner wolf was restless and arguing with cal.

“Oh, come on for moon's sake how much of this show are we going to watch? Cal go and take back your mate! She is ours not theirs. Do something your dumb human. Snatch our mate before they snatch her from you!” His wolf insisted.

“Oh, stop it now. They are just sweet, cute innocent, distant siblings of yours” Cal replied his wolf in anger

“They are not my siblings! I don't believe this, you are conspiring against me with those four-legged wagging tails good for nothing my siblings!” His wolf roared.

Ignoring his inner wolf Cal greeted Oscar and buddy with tickles and showered them with kisses on arch enemy of his wolf much to the annoyance of the distant siblings.

Inside the cabin.

Oscar was pondering over something and buddy was dozing off.

“Buddy, something is wrong, I smell foreign scent from our Alex! Buddy!” Oscar called out his brother but only to realize he was dozing off.

“Garr! Garr! Buddy ! Wake up your sleepy head! our Alex is in danger, wake up!”

“Amah(yawns) what is it bro! let me rest” buddy said while fighting back a yawn.

“Its no time to rest! Did you smell other scent on Alex?” The other inquired.

“Yup! But I guess it's something to do with the weather here” he said

“No, its not the weather, its another foreign scent from that human who brought us here!” Oscar said

“You mean that human who goes by the name Cal?” Buddy questioned?

“Yes! We have to ask her about him!” Oscar replied.

Alex sits on couch and talks with buddy and Oscar.

“Now my munchkins, I have two surprises for you both. first I made your fav cake and second get ready to meet your new friend and don't get scared he just looks scary but he is adorable and cutie pie” Alex kissed them and gave a little scratched behind their ears

“See, its that scent again! And wait who is now a new friend?” Buddy asked.

“What” our fav cake! oh thank you Alex! Alex for this treat. Yum! I missed your cake!” Oscar said happily.

“What cake! She is talking about new friend bro! Our position is in danger! and you think of a cake focus. Oscar focus!” Buddy replied

“Okay now don't get scared when you see him.” on Alex's cue Cal began to transform into a wolf.

“What is happening? why is he making weird faces? Is he having a human fit? And what's that scent?” Buddy asked Oscar.

“Oh! Don't know what is happening to the human Cal! Is he in pain? Is he having a stomach ache? Alex why are you sitting here help that human Cal!”

Oscar and buddy jumped from couch and ready to help Cal

But on the way buddy saw Cal changing into a wolf and he stopped in his track.

“Oh, my Oscar you fool come back! its a wolf!” Buddy screamed at top of his voice.

Hey human Cal! Hey! woah !!! woah!! Woah!!! what is that? Where is human Cal? And who are you?? You look like us! Who are you?

In reply Oscar get's a deep angry growl. He got scared and ran back to buddy and Alex.

“Cal clam down! Hey it's okay they your friends calm down” Alex soothed down Cal.

“It's him buddy! the scent is coming from him buddy!” Oscar was scared.

“Took you both long enough to understand that " , the wolf growled and continued "listen you two little devil imps!” Your Human is my mate so better not mess with me."

Cal was trying to get back in his human form but his wolf resisted.

“You stay back and keep quiet Im in charge now!” his wolf retorted back, his wolf was jealous which overpowered his mind.

“What? You called us devil's imps? Look who is talking! We will not give you our Alex she is ours!” Buddy barked back...

“Yeah! She is our Alex and dont you dare to talk back to us .She is our Alex first! She loves us more!” Oscar replied.

“No! she is mine! You are welcomed to stay here but don't you dare to snatch her!” the Wolf growled back.

Alex laughed seeing them growling back at each other.

“Aww look at you all! you all look so cute ,awww come here you all! Give me a hug”

Alex gestured to them and in an instance they all come to hug her

Alex left them.

“See she loves me more” the wolf said in a victory tone!

“No! She loves us more she hugged us for one minute and six seconds” the puppies answered back.

“check your maths she hugged me for one minute and seven seconds”the Wolf countered back

“shut up all three of you”. Cal said further he continued look she loves us all three now stop bickering and I love you both too. Cal said and he tried to control his wolf but his wolf was not in control.

Alex called the trio for lunch

“this is war!” the Wolf said

“Yak this is war!” The competition has began with this moment the puppies said

With this they both pounce on the wolf and left bite mark on wolfs foot.

The Wolf was taken by surprise that he got hurt. Before he can retaliate Oscar and buddy left the room. Giving each other paw five.

"1-0!” Oscar chimed and gave wolf a devilish smile.

“That's cheating! Cheating” the wolf said while nursing his wounds.

“Now that's it enough!” Looking at the right opportunity Cal changed back to human and mentally scolded his wolf for being jealous with two little innocent and loveable creatures.

His Inner wolf was irritated with Cal and decides to take get back at Oscar and buddy...

P.s. @syphaxs thanks for the help

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❤️- my ukelele makes me very happy I've just been playing it more and more and I just love the sound and it's perfect and I love it!

💛- dogs! Especially my dog (jasper) because he's so soft and he's a crazy munchkin and he likes to come onto my bed and nap when I'm in my room and I could keep going on about him!

💚- news about upcoming TV shows and movies. Basically Steven universe the movie hype and at the moment I have a lot of doctor who hype! (Also I guess I can put my love for infinity train here, yall should watch it it's really good)!

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💜- I'm gonna sound all cheesy but spending time with my freinds! Especially as now I'm of to collage im gonna see less of them which makes me quite sad as their all lovely people that I want to keep in my life forever @dragonsurge109 @boshberry @boshberrysfanblogsfanblog @boshberryfanblog @owtcyder @ultimatecretin @froggy-alexa !

And remember all love no hate *mwah*

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[sharperthewriter]

Stoppable Family Vacation - Ch. 6

(This chapter of SFV, just to let everyone know, has sexual content and nudity in it. You have been forewarned.)

Chapter 6 - Romantic Adventures

Back at the ice cream parlor, Kim came out of the women's restroom with both clasps of the overalls moving up and down against the buttons.

"Ah, now this is so much more like it!" Kim grinned, adoring her own fashion creation.

Ron saw this and grinned. Sweat began to pour from his head.

"KS, you look so steaming hot right now!"

"Geee...thanks, hubby!" Kim said sultry, playing with her overalls buckles.

"As you always say, it's no big!" Ron replied, still sweating frantically.

"Why are Mommy's clothes dancing like that?" Justin wondered.

"Dunno...but your mother is just totes adorbs right now!" Ron replied while drooling.

"Spool up the drool, Ron!" Kim smirked while the overalls buckles continued to go up and down against the buttons on the bib. "We're going to save that for the bedroom. I'm gonna also order a sundae..."

"YAY!" cheered both Justin, Rufus and Alexa.

"Sorry, you two. It's just for me and Ron." Kim insisted. "You two had enough sweets for tonight."

"AWWW MAN!" whined the kids and mole rat.

"We're gonna take two to-go boxes, Ron." Kim said while petting her husband's blonde hair. The right buckle on her overalls slipped off the button, letting the bib curl up. "For we are going to do something...'special'...with them!"

Justin, and Alexa both looked at their parents very funny. They don't know what to think of it.

Kim hooked the buckle back up, but she'll know that it'll slip off again.

Rufus, however, did. And it wasn't often a suitable sight for naked mole rats to see.

(30 minutes later)

When the Stoppables got to the house, Kim locked up the station wagon while her overalls buckles continued to dance up and down against the buttons. She then glanced at the worst vehicle the Stoppables currently owned now that the Rustbucket was in the junkyard: the brown-green 1996 Drudge Tangerine minivan that still had the stench of hog manure, the windows covered in dirt, and the dead lovebugs on the front bumper of the van. He had received that van in the will of one of his deceased aunts that he disliked a lot about two years ago.

"Ugh...hope we don't take that vehicle to South Dakota!" she said with disgust.

"You got that right!" Ron replied in agreement.

"Which kinda reminds me though..." Kim said as she drew the words WASH ME on the back window of the van.

"Yeah, KS...I'll get to it." Ron promised, scratching his back. "We'll put the little Munchkins to bed. It'll be a piece of cake!"

(20 more minutes later)

"Justin! Alexa! Come back here!" Kim exclaimed while trying to chase her son through the house. Justin was in his pajamas and was chewing on a lot of candy from his mouth. Alexa, also in her pajamas, was eating up some cookies with crumbs onto the floor. They were covered head to toe in dirt. Kim's overalls buckles were held up by safety pins to the bib. They were, loosely, to the buttons.

"Gotta catch me, Mommy!" Alexa squealed.

"Are you too slow?" Justin taunted.

"You two need to get back here so that you can take your baths!" she exclaimed.

"Great...dealing with two dirty people is enough on my plate..." Kim groaned.

"The Dirt Monster is going to get you now!" Ron shouted. Like his kids, he and Rufus were also covered in dirt.

"Better make that four dirty people!" Kim moaned even louder.

(One more hour later)

Kim tucked Alexa into her bed and turned out the light in her room. Earlier, she and Ron did the same for Justin.

"Good night, Alexa! See you in the morning!" she said as she closed the door to her room.

Ron was waiting for her with his famous bedroom eyes. His eyes were fixated on Kim's overalls buckles still going up and down on the bib. Kim also popped off two more buttons off her button-down shirt so that it exposed more of her cleavage and her bra.

"So with the kiddies off to bed, I think we should get our sundaes from the fridge so that we can talk more about romantic sites just for the two of us!" Kim replied with a smirk on her face. "And eating isn't the only sitch we're going to do with these sundaes.

Ron grinned, "Oooh!"

With the two of them alone, Ron smirked, "You know...there's just the two of us and the kids are asleep."

"Plus the naked mole rat here." Kim said, pointing to Rufus, whom was still awake.

"Once I put Rufus to bed, we can plan some romantic...fun...together!" Ron grinned.

(15 more minutes later)

After Ron put Rufus to bed, Kim took out the sundaes from the fridge and she and Ron sat down at the dining room table. Both buckles to Kim's overalls were on the verge of coming off the bib. Ron replied to this by loosening his belt a notch. The baggy jeans got a bit lower, showing off his boxers. He allowed them to go below his buttocks but not show off any skin...yet. He sat on his underwear.

"Where do you suggest we go for a romantic getaway during the trip?" he asked. "I mean, we got the kids and all."

"The only thing I would suggest is for the both of us to go to a nightclub in Rapids City." Kim replied as the left buckle to her overalls slipped off the button. At the same time, some of the ice cream that she was eating fell off the spoon and onto her breasts and bra. Ron instinctively grabbed a napkin from the table and, holding up his pants, tried to clean it but Kim refused.

"Uh-uhhh, Ron...this is for the 'fun' that we're going to do in the master bedroom."

Ron relented and replied, "Okay, KS! Whatever you say!"

"I did some research on South Dakota nightlife and...truth be told...it isn't much." Kim said while looking at her tablet. "There are only a grand total of four nightclub in the entire state of South Dakota: two in Rapids City and two in Sioux Falls."

"Are there any that allow saggy pants?" Ron asked.

"According to the Moogle maps, only one: the Red Dog Nightclub and Bar allows saggy pants for both men and women between the hours of 10pm and 1am. And they don't allow saggy pants below the buttocks of both genders. Twerking is allowed between 11pm and midnight." Kim replied while looking through the tablet.

"Then that's the place where we are gonna go when the kiddies go to sleep!" Ron replied. "I always wanted to dance with my pants on the verge of falling down."

"Yeah..." Kim replied sarcastically while rolling her eyes. "You always LOOOOVE to do that..."

The other strap of Kim's overalls slipped through its button and the bib disappeared from Ron's sight from the table. The bulge in his crotch began to grow, for the straps were still on Kim's shoulders. He couldn't wait to slip them off her flaxen shoulders.

"So now..." Kim grinned while taking another bite of her ice cream. She took off a couple more buttons off her shirt, showing off more of her ample bosom.

Kim also took the cherry and whipped cream and rubbed it against her her hands. She was making a tantalizing mess of herself with the bra straps off her shoulders.

"...we'll plan one final thing and then call it a night."

"And what thing would that be?" he asked.

"Renting a cabin!" came Kim's reply.

"Hmmm...gotta think long and hard on this, KS!" Ron said as he finished up his ice cream. "You have to remember my issues with Wannaweep."

"Ron, you camped with the kids before!" Kim replied.

"Yeah, but that was in our backyard with a tent." Ron replied. "We're going to be out in the wilderness in the middle of God-knows-where!"

"How about this?! How about if we choose an RV park, with cabins, right near the interstate?" Kim suggested as the ice cream continued to drip on her breasts. "That way, we can avoid the sitch getting lost and we can get on the road quicker!"

"That's not a bad idea, KS!" Ron exclaimed for joy, "Both you and I can rent a cabin and Rufus and the kids can use the tent and trailer."

"One vacation stich avoided!" Kim grinned. "Now that we have everything for the vacation down, I'll just slip into something a little more...comfortable!" Kim smirked as well, for she knew what Ron was thinking. She slid the unhooked overalls straps off her shoulders to allow the overalls to be undone and falling behind her back. Her panties were exposed. She also unbuttoned the remaining buttons on her button-down shirt, exposing her bra. She then took out a popsicle from the freezer and began to suck on the popsicle. The juices of her popsicle blended well with the ice cream and chocolate syrup on her breasts.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" Ron grinned.

(10:30pm)

Both he and Kim were alone in the master bedroom.

Kim was still in her unbuttoned shirt and undone overalls, but had her shoes on as well as her jewelry. Ron, meanwhile, still had his shirt buttoned and his pants were still buttoned but unbelted, but also showing off his boxers. His bulge was growing more apparent and he sweated even harder.

"Do you have the condiments ready?" Ron asked.

"Let's see. We got mayonnaise, a pickle, fuzzy handcuffs from my bachelorette party, a spray can filled with whipped cream, a tub of nacho cheese and a stick of butter." Kim replied while unhooking her bra.

"That's what we need to make sure that we'll have a fun time tonight!" Ron grinned as he started to unbutton his pants.

Kim purred and took off the top part of her bra, showing off fully her breasts jiggling around.

"Ooooo! Going for the kink stuff, aren't we?" Ron chuckled as he grabbed the pickle and held it over his crotch .

Kim said as her overalls got lower. "You want it fast or slow?"

"I'd go with slow first...and then fast, KS!" Ron grinned.

"You got it, you amazing goofball!" Kim laughed as her undone overalls got lower and baggier. She grabbed the stick of butter and whipped cream and crawled onto the bed like a wild female panther about to mate with her male. She then put the stick of butter on her panties.

"Now..." Kim said, pausing for a moment before ripping off Ron's button-down shirt and pulled down his pants. "...let's begin our fun, Agent R Stoppable!" Her overalls, at that instant, fell to the ground, only clothed in her panties with the butter sticking out.

"Your mission, Agent K Stoppable, should you choose to accept it, is to rub this stick of butter and nacho cheese on my chest and kiss me passionately! Then we can go from there!" Ron said suggestively.

"Consider that mission accepted, Agent R Stoppable!" Kim replied with a smile. She began to smear the butter onto Ron's chest and began to kiss him passionately They began to moan and kiss so hard that they slammed the door to the master bedroom. On a sign on the doornob, it said, "SECRET AGENTS 'IN TRAINING' - DO NOT DISTURB"

The two were going to have a hot time in town tonight.

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[pearsalad]

hugsy, munchkin, blossom & sweetie

this one,,, is also goin under a cut,, i ly all 

hugsy: do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more and why? 

i’m such a nosy bitch i love just like,,, standing in my window and watching people outside. idk i deeply struggle with feeling genuinely lonely at all times so in a way it’s just nice !! 

munchkin: what do you look for in your significant other? 

idk im just a bitch who loves love so much !! ultimate kinks: being loved and respected and also havin attention lol Im thrivin 

blossom: favorite book/movie/song?

book: im just gonna call it the twilight saga is the best book series and nobody can change my mind! 

movie: the one direction movie just makes my heart full. 

song: enchanted by taylor swift hands down (see: hopeless romantic, loves love, etc.) OR love it if we made it by the 1975 !!!

sweetie: do you like kids? if so, do you ever want any? 

yes i love babies os muc h!!!!! oh my GOD,, , i ,,,,

very much too soon to have any form of children in my life ,, like,,, anytime soon, but h,,u,y,,, my pinterest board is ready and i just love babies, that’s it that’s the tweet alexa SEND IT someone hmu with a wraparound porch and like 2.5 kids in like 10-ish years 

[muchaandfreyja-blog]

Mucha jumped to top of the drawers suddenly. There is a Echo dot. So i asked to Alexa. Me : Alexa, What is Mucha doing? Alexa: I’m sorry, i don’t know. #catsofinstagram #muchaandfreyja #cat #ねこ #cute #cutecats #happycat #fluffy #munchkin #マンチカン https://www.instagram.com/p/BrO5rTSF59r/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qfr4sp6vww7o

[andsoshespins]

Olympic Musings: Commercials

Ordinarily, I despise commercials during television programming.  I dislike them so much that I often mute the commercials and do other things until the show or broadcast returns.  But Olympic commercials keep me to my seat more often than not.  They are the exception.  Some of them are SO good. 

Some standouts so far:

The commercial(s?) showing the children imitating athletes in their bedrooms or on their living room floors brings me such joy.  The little girl watching the surfer, then getting up on that cushion is just the sweetest!  The little boy diving backwards on the rug and envisioning himself in a pool is delightful!

Another one related to youth that gets me every time is similar:  It shows the athletes’ sportsmanship, like one runner helping up another after a fall during a race, and then the kids watching the events mimic similar actions when playing sports on their little league field, etc.  The power and responsibility of models is never lost on this teacher.

Listening to the munchkins imitate the Olympic theme song gives me life!  Partly because I have been doing the same thing as long as I can remember, (still idly humming it sometimes during these two weeks at almost 32 years old); and partly because it is such a human and natural expression.  I appreciate the authenticity of childhood that is portrayed and the recognition of the power of influence.

I think all three of the above-mentioned commercials are part of the “Bringing inspiration home for the team of tomorrow” campaign.   Two thumbs up. 

I have mixed feelings about the promotions for individual athletes, like Simone Biles, Katie Ledecky, etc.  But I must say the Alexa Moreno spot that shows her (and actors pretending to be her) flipping through different phases of her life in Mexico into the Tokyo Games is pretty neat.  I also really just love the song in the background. 

The commercial that turns the “There she is, Miss America” tune on its side is also quite enjoyable.  The powerful female athletes training with this stodgy song designed for use during the (shallow, sexist) Miss America Pageant playing in the background is such a neat contradiction and “update.”  I love it. 

Weirdly, I do not mind some of the Microsoft Teams commercials, particularly the one that shows a virtual restaurant tour through Tokyo, and the owners/chefs talking about specific foods.  This is an example of a pandemic-era commercial that is well done for it is not bashing you over the head with the reminder that the world is so changed but projects an authentically positive spin, not a contrived one.

(Side note: The iPhone commercials have been annoying the crap out of me.  I employ my standard “mute-and-do-something-else” practice during these.)  

The best one, though?  The Omega watch/time-keeping commercial.  It is a literal work of art, the way the screen is spilt and one image seamlessly and creatively flows into the other side, the traditional Japanese images melding with modernity, sound and sight blending together in just the right way, visually pleasing without being overwhelming, just UNF.  I have never enjoyed a commercial quite like this.  

[battlemaiden13]

Rat Names

Here’s a list of all the suggested Rat names so far. Let me know If I missed any I’ll be randomly generating the two names tomorrow:

Alexa (lex) Alexandria (lex) Alex (lex) Crystal Firefly Zashi Totoro Chihiro Poff Oreo Lady Elizabeth the 3rd Crackers Cinnamon Miss Frisby Sandy Luna Artemis Meme Machine Pretty Lady Belle Liz Cheese Cream Pinky and The Brain (two names must be together) Pepper Munchkin Mallymkun Paprika ratatouille Splinter and Shredder Bianca Brisby Knook and Cranny Oasis Dozy Arma Geddon Hakuna and Matatta Humerus and Tibia Yin and Yang Yes and No High and Low Sun and moon Day and Night Celestia and Luna Sister 1 and Sister 2 Lilo and Nani Anna and Elsa albino Al Alice Colbat Nightshade Frick and Frack Thelma and Louise Butterscotch and Cinnamon Java and Latte Bean and Sprout Mimsy and Munchy Cookie and Cream Noodles and Cheese Muffin Donut Judith  Prudence Rosa Empress Ebony Bun Soysauce and Saurkraut STARLIGHT AND SUNSHINE Beast Lo-lo-lo and La-la-la Alter and Ego  Crazy and Cazier  Timo and poumba  Lotus W.CH. (Pronounced Witch, for white chocolate!) Licorice coconut Coco Eggs and Toast Soup and Sandwich Cookie and Cake Pasta and Paella Snow White Cinderella  Aurora  Ariel Belle Jasmine Pocahontas Mulan Tiana Rapunzel Merida Moana Esmeralda Lyln and Lucia

[maidensword]

DO  YOU  LIKE  SMALL  WOMEN  WHO  CAN  KICK  YOUR  ASS ?  small  women  who  hate  noblemen ,  arthur  pendragon ,  fancy  dresses  &  polite  conversation ??  then  ARTEMISIA  BERTRAN  is  the  mercenary  gal  for  you !!  LIKE  OR  REBLOG  THIS  if  you ’ re  into  writing  with  an  aggressive  munchkin  original  character  from  the  swords  - and - sorcery  tv  show  merlin .

                        ------ written  by  alexa  who  has  too  many  goddamn  feelings

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"Are Eggs Meat?" and Other Questions My 4-Year-Old Has Asked Me

We're supposed to nurture our children's curiosity. Even if we don't know the answer to some of the questions they ask. I don't know. Ask Alexa? Do your kids ask bizarre questions too?

See that munchkin on my back? Many a stranger has commented on how well (and how much) she speaks, particularly for a 4-year-old. My usual response is that my daughter really never stops talking. And while a lot of that talking takes the form of storytelling (she’s got a robust imagination), she also asks a lot of questions. Inquiring minds want to know, I suppose.

And so, inspired by “Social…

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Our Favorite Holiday Traditions with help from Alexa

This post was sponsored by Amazon as part of an Ambassador Activation for Influence Central and all opinions expressed in my post are my own As you are probably well aware, especially if you follow us on Instagram, we are a tad holiday crazy. We love all things holiday from decorating, to cookie parties, even…

Our Favorite Holiday Traditions with help from Alexa was originally published on Global Munchkins

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Side by side of Alexa and her grandma Kathy whom she never met 😩. She looks so much like her #family #munchkin #❤️her #momslife