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mister president, another wheatley has hit the monnie
#GAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#OHHHHHH OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#WHAT A GLORIOUS THING TA SEE AS I FALL INTO SLUMBER#GONAN BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ABT THIS AS I FALL ASLEEP#snooooork mimimimimi <- remains untouched by the horrors#incredible. let's keep this going#spacie spoinks#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA#GET FUCKED MONNIE
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Bradley: YES. I'LL FUCK YOU.
Jake: what
Bradley: what
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scholz finally fired our stupid fucking finance minister hahahahahahhahahahahahah
#‘you guys are depressed about the us election? now watch THIS’#and after lindern’s idiot of a wife came out as a trumpie too shdjdjskmahajs#lindner dared to propose new elections and now he’s JOBLESS ahahahahahahahhahaha#german stuff#rambles
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I AINT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HOW THE LADY LOOKED AT ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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GUYS HELP LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
So so so, I'm just doing my late daily as usual. It's syrup's account btw. Then i see the free 5 wish after we reach 100 pulls. And m like, "let's use this before i forgot and the banner end". Mindlessly, I'm scrolling tiktok while doing it and-
WTF ZAYNE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOOOL SINGLE PULL?!?!?!?
It's like 6 pity- DANGGGG WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LUCKKKKKK IN THIS ACCOUNT!!!! LOLOLOLO.
I'm actually saving my guarantee for next sylus' card but whatever lmaooo🤣��
And yeah, Dr. Zayne i got ur outfit not in yout account (again).
He loves me guys I'm so sorry 🤣🤣
#lucky time#lucky pulls lads#lucky#love and deepspace#lnds#l&ds sylus#lucky pulls#zayne#zayne lnds#l&ds zayne#lads zayne#zayne love and deepspace#lnds zayne#wander in wonder event#wander in wonder banner#rank up 1 card#soft pity
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FUCKING CAUGHT HIM LIKE THE UNABOMBER
"I'm a traveler of both time and space, and a swimmer of dreams" is the funniest fucking line I've heard since "You better not be lying to me, pardner, they shoot you for that in Texas". A swimmer of dreams. Who is this goofy ass?
#AHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH IT'S MY LINGUISTICS DEDUCTIVE METHOD#I WAS RIGHT. I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT#YOU COULD EVEN SAY I WAS#penis wright#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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DAY 57
Ahahahahahahahhahaha Sebastian my love you are NOT going to escape me
#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#shinonome akito#akito shinonome#sebastian solace#pjsk#prsk#niigo#25ji#n25#vocaloid
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
#not to impose my hc but i think he's arospec coded thats why i like him im gonna die why is he prettt#why is he doing this to me#ive gone insane#help. me?#victor o h my g o d#alt rambles
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I know the submitter said to take those summaries with a grain of salt but Marinette just happening to win a trip abroad is something I just can't divorce from all those fanfics of her winning the class a trip to Gotham
Ahahahahahahahhahaha
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You know that anon that said the Clive and Jill ship is dead. Ignore them, all I'm gonna said is that they're very very wrong and you're gonna be very very vindicated and happy. Can't wait for the 22nd!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Anyone that tells me I can't ship a couple, I laugh at. Why try to dictate someone's enjoyment over something that doesn't affect them at all? It never made sense to me. I'm sorry about the delay in the response, I've been too busy playing. I'm halfway through and I've been very happy with the Cliji content so far. Thank you!!
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YOU WANT ME TO EXPOSE MY PUSSY ON THE INTERENT . HA.
OMG NO. THATS TN.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Y(OU NED.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG YOY ED>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG>
YOU STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL>
OMG.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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I actually pressed on "see more comments" in your rules fic💀 feeling fckin stupid rn
Ahahahahahahahhahaha 😭😭
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"How pretty do I have to ask?" he says, smiling wider than ever.
Oh he knows the power he has. Of course he knows the power he has.
You tell Santiago as much, but he just sits you down on the mattress, ignoring that sentiment entirely with a half distracted, “don’t be ridiculous, that horny freak gets off on you wearing his ugly-looking clothes.”
Ouch. Lol. Two insults in one I see. Actually idk if horny freak was an insult.
"Can't you go get Frankie's Go-Pro camera?"
💀 NOT THE GO PRO THATS WORSE THAN THE PHONE
"Don't you at least have a tripod?"
What kind of a high production value sex tape is he trying to make? 💀💀
It would be childish to roll your eyes, but Santiago-Maria Luca Hernandez Garcia makes it really fucking hard not to sometimes. For someone who's never been able to properly frame himself in a selfie, he sure is high and mighty about his artistic camera skills all of a sudden. He only capitulates when you counter that a sex tape shot on a Go-Pro is a terrible idea. Nobody wants to watch themselves naked through a wide-angle lens.
💀💀💀 I'm cackling at the entire paragraph. I'm glad that Boa and I can agree go pro is a terrible idea
"She's so pretty and wet, Frank," he murmurs, as his fingers spread your wet folds wide for himself.
Will frankie make it through the whole thing. Lol. He might not survive.
And as you think it, you realize that even though he brought up the sex tape as an innocent spur-of-the-moment suggestion, the bastard's thought of this way before Frankie had called to check in today.
I mean that may be but you might as well just give in. It's too late now. Lol
“Not much of a sex tape if we don’t put on a show, sweetheart.”
PLEASE. I CANNOT WITH HIM. what a fucking tease. He's lucky he's pretty.
He's laughing again, no scratch that, giggling, that bright boyish sound that has a kaleidoscope of butterflies skittering in your stomach even though you're mad enough to kill him.
🙄 HE LUCKY HES PRETTY
You won’t, and it’s not just because if you gave in the man’s ego would be large enough to develop its own gravitational pull until it collapsed the very sun itself with it.
Hahahahahahahahahhaha. The accuracy.
“There we go. That’s all I wanted. All you needed to do is ask, sweetheart."
🙄 what a little shit.
"Frankie's right, you really are such a good girl, sweetheart. Look at you beg all sweet and nicely. Should I reward you?"
Imma strangle him. Let me at him.
He's close. You grip onto his curls, tightly until it must sting. Just the way you know he likes it from all the time you’ve seen how fast it makes him come when Frankie does it to him, and Santiago groans, hips stuttering into you.
👀 I see she's got her own bag of tricks too
You must be screaming at him. Want to claw and dig into the man’s curly hair and tear it out by the roots. Curse him to the depths of fucking hell while you’re at it.
I will strangle him. I don't even mean it in a fun way.
His arms wrap tightly around your front, shushing you and it almost sounds sincere if you didn’t know him as well as you do. "Not teasing, cariño, promise."
🙄 I'll believe when I see is track star.
"Left it on when we passed out, thought the battery died and the video didn't save. Fortunately, it's fine, will just have to trim it down so Frankie doesn't have to watch us snoring for hours."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA goof what a goof
I want to hear about how one fracisco morales did not survive watching the tape. 😌😈
Summary: Santiago and you make a sextape for Frankie.
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Santiago x female reader (you) (hints of Frankie)
Content: edging (you know the drill with this bastard by now), peak brat behaviour, overstimulation, voyeurism.
Wordcount: 5.9k words
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It starts the way so many things start between you and Santiago. It was a stupid idea, and Santiago talked you into it.
"Do you want to make a sex tape?"
You blink dumbly at Santiago, mouth agape. Your phone screen is still warm against your thumb from when you clicked the red button to end your call with Frankie not two seconds ago.
Your husband is out of town in Jacksonville, in a shitty hotel room they've set him up with, 10 minutes off base. Poor Frankie had sounded absolutely miserable when you spoke to him on the phone and the idea of sending him something to perk him up, a flirty text to rile him up, maybe a risque photo did cross your mind but a sex tape might be a little bit out of your depth.
You stare up at Santiago. His beautiful full lips, curling into a smile, eyes glinting with that trademark mischief that is the prelude for talking you into doing pretty much anything for him.
It's been that way since you were kids. There's never been one of Santiago's cockamamie plan that he hasn't managed to get you signed onto. Sweet smile and even sweeter talk. Car salesmen have nothing on Santiago.
“Frankie must be feeling lonely by himself in that hotel, we should send him something to make him feel less lonely," he says.
Santiago leans down, until his arms are caging you in, face close until the tip of his nose brushes against your cheeks, and that small contact makes you tingle all over.
“You miss him too right?”
Despite the self-satisfied smirk there, the sentiment is sincere. Still, you've never been one to make things easy for Santiago either.
"Santiago. I'm not Kim Kardashian. Don't be ridiculous."
He tips his head, considering you, and Santiago clearly hears the word that you did not say. You didn't say no. You prevaricated the way you often do when it's not that you don't want to: you like to needle him, for him to plead and ask nicely. For Santiago to pull out the red carpet treatment.
"How pretty do I have to ask?" he says, smiling wider than ever.
That is how you find yourself in your bedroom, not twenty minutes later. Wearing old sweatpants and one of Frankie's softworn T-shirts that you've spilled some soy and Sriracha sauce on earlier at lunch. It is, singlehandedly the worst outfit to memorialize on tape.
You tell Santiago as much, but he just sits you down on the mattress, ignoring that sentiment entirely with a half distracted, “don’t be ridiculous, that horny freak gets off on you wearing his ugly-looking clothes.”
Snorting with laughter, you sit down obediently as instructed because Santiago does make a valid point.
In front of you, Santiago is moving diagonally from the nightstand next to the bed to the footstool by the end of the bed, rearranging the furniture in the bedroom that would be "blocking the view," like he's playing furniture Tetris.
Then he comes back to stand in front of you, practically bouncing at the ball of his heels with excitement. You can feel the eagerness vibrate off of him, as he rolls ups his sleeves to his forearms. Eyes lighting up with that proud accomplished smile of his that makes butterflies swirl in your belly.
"You ready sweetheart?" he asks.
You shake your head amused, as you place your phone in Santiago's hand so that he can use it to record.
His smile drops, and it's like you've thrown a dark curtain over him, the luminous light in his eyes dimming, narrowing at the item in his hand, as if it's offended him, curled in half disgust.
"Phone?"
He says it with such indignity in his voice, it's as if you insulted his late mother by this very act.
"What's wrong with my phone?" you ask.
And boy do you immediately regret ever saying it. It launches Santiago into a game of twenty questions. Because suddenly, he's decided that he's the next Stanley Kubrick of homemade sex video tapes.
"Don’t we have something better?"
"Can't you go get Frankie's Go-Pro camera?"
"Don't you at least have a tripod?"
"How are we gonna get a good angle?"
"Is it okay if I move the reading lamp from the living room here to get better lighting?"
It would be childish to roll your eyes, but Santiago-Maria Luca Hernandez Garcia makes it really fucking hard not to sometimes. For someone who's never been able to properly frame himself in a selfie, he sure is high and mighty about his artistic camera skills all of a sudden. He only capitulates when you counter that a sex tape shot on a Go-Pro is a terrible idea. Nobody wants to watch themselves naked through a wide-angle lens.
This is so quintessential Santiago. He gets an idea into his head and will use every tool in his arsenal to convince you that his idea is a brilliant one. Then, once he has worn you out with his persuasion, and has you (begrudgingly) onboard, he will start bitching about every detail of the itinerary as if this wasn’t his project to begin with. You truly pity the people who had to be on his team for a group project back in school (which was almost always inevitably you).
It's enough to make you regret this whole endeavor before you've ever even started.
As you see him drag the armchair in the corner in front of the foot of the bed, and gingerly prop the phone against a cushion, the ridiculousness of this whole scenario washes over you. You’re not sure if you want to laugh or cry at the sheer stupidity that you’ve signed yourself up to.
Santiago fiddles with the phone on the chair, and you see him angling it until he's satisfied that it captures you in frame before he leans back up.
The tiny lens flickers red then green, and the bright light has you flashing hot then cold then hot all over again. Your nerves suddenly a lot shakier than they were just a few seconds ago when you were bantering with the man.
Staring at yourself framed within your phone screen, you feel observed, in a way that shakes your own confidence.
Your heart skips erratically and you remind yourself mentally that, it's fine, it’s just you and Santiago in here. But there's heat prickling your face. Your fingers feel numb, sweating hot and cold at the same time and you find yourself clenching and unclenching your fists into the sheets to get some sort of sensation back into your hands.
“Do you want to stop?”
There’s concern etched on the soft lines of his forehead, one finger already hovering over the stop button. Ready to give you an out, if you didn’t want this.
And it’s not that you don’t want to do this. It's just--
You shake your head. “No… Just--” You let out a stuttering laugh, rubbing your eyes with the back of your hand. They’re shaky.
“You nervous?”
You hadn’t realized until he said it, but yes, you are. You give him a small nod, and he moves towards you, until he's sitting at the end of the bed next to you, and takes both your trembling hands in his, drawing them to his lap, and rubs them like he's trying to kindle a fire with your fingers.
The nerves in you melt, air flowing back into your lungs, and you can feel yourself warm pleasantly out to your fingertips.
"That better cariño?"
His voice is nothing like the teasing arrogance when he had tried to talk you into this in the first place. Nothing like the haughty banter when he had been going off about lighting and camera equipment. It's soft and gentle, a voice that tells you he's going to pick you right up if you stumble.
You nod again, releasing the long breath you've been holding all this time.
“Santiago, this is really stupid.”
He chuckles, a bright little sound that’s entirely too boyish coming from a man nearing the end of his thirties, with pepper and salt scattered over his five o clock shadow. It’s what makes it all the more endearing.
“That’s okay,” he says.
He leans closer to you, until he's mouthing the line of your jaw with his soft kisses. Lips moulding over yours, as he playfully nips at your bottom lip. Then he leans even closer, pushing, until the firm weight of his chest has you flat against the mattress and you're willingly pinned down underneath those gorgeous brown eyes of his.
“You make me do real stupid shit too," he tells you.
Your head turns to the side, and you look at the bright lens of your phone staring blankly back at you.
Your face must look pudgy from this angle. Shit, you're not even wearing make up. Did you even properly brush your hair? This is so stupid.
“Don’t think of the camera,” Santiago tells you, pressing a succinct kiss to your lips. “Just focus on me, sweetheart.”
His hand comes to rest on your cheek and he guides you back to his lips, obscuring your line of sight. It's like you have Santiago-blinders on and all you can see is him.
Soft and steady, his hands skim down the sides of your ribs, sliding up the hem of your shirt before his fingertips is brushing up against your bare skin. It tingles, warmth spreading up your spine as Santiago, slowly drags up the fabric up and over the swell of your breasts. Exposing your naked skin to the colder temperature of the room, soothing you with his warm mouth as he presses it up along every inch of skin that is bared to him. Up, up, up, until he pulls the shirt off you completely, until all you're left is in your plain panties, while he is still fully dressed, and he grins down at you.
"Good?" he asks, and you nod back at him as he leans back to pull up his shirt and evens out the playing field for you.
One large hand rests flat against the inside of your thighs, and that helps, the comforting presence of him as he squeezes down firmly with just the right pressure that has tension melting out of you.
Santiago has beautiful hands really. His fingers are long and nimble. In another lifetime, one where his right hand weren't littered with scars left from four different fractures and calluses forged in live gunfire, one could have easily mistaken him for being a classically trained pianist with hands like that. Fingers that playfully flit across your goosebumped skin. Fingers that slide down your hips, along the plump flesh of the inside of your thighs before dipping inside, circling your clit.
You arch and buck into him, keen and writhing. At the first touch of him, he touches just the right note and everything goes blissfully silent in your head. You forget about the camera, forget about any qualms you had.
He goes slow.
Patient, might not be the word to describe Santiago, but he is taking his time. Letting his lips cover, nip and lick down every inch of you as they press downwards from the collar of your neck to the soft slope of your stomach, until you can feel the pleasant scratch of his afternoon stubble graze along the soft skin of your legs.
"Spread your legs for me, cariño," he murmurs as he presses his lips there until you oblige him, and do.
Both his hand comes to rest at your knees, hooking them over his shoulders. Anticipation beats hard beneath your chest.
He's so close to where you need him. Nose practically touching your clit, and you can feel your slick drip down and out of you. Your fingers clutch at the quilts underneath you, waiting, and still there's nothing.
Opening your eyes, you dip down your eyes to Santiago nestled between your legs to see what the hold up is. Then you see it, Santiago, grinning with a sly look into the camera.
"She's so pretty and wet, Frank," he murmurs, as his fingers spread your wet folds wide for himself.
Insufferable brat.
You cant your hips with an impatient scolding whine, "Santiago."
He chuckles, and shifts between your legs, "Sorry cariño, will get right on it. Just got distracted for a bit."
His head leans down again, then all you see is his curls, loose and wild at the top of his head, before you feel his tongue touching down. A long thorough lick that has heat crackling through your veins.
It’s nice and slow, agonizingly so. Different, from what you’re used to. Frankie gets lost in it—in you. Hungry, sloppy and messy in the best of ways. That brilliant, clever brain of his turns off and it’s like the only thing left that he’s able to focus on in this new world of his is to taste you and have you, free of rhyme and reason, acting on instincts alone, guided only by the vibrations of your body and the moans you make.
Santiago is the opposite of that.
His tongue is more deliberate. Like he’s trying to learn every one of your responses and sear them into his memory.
Long and graceful fingers, exploratory, like he's trying to map out every inch of you to make sure that there's no territory that's been missed.
Intentional.
Precise and measured.
Santiago is a man who plans every step ahead. Every touch, every whisper, every tantalizing lick. It's in the way he keeps his hands steady underneath your back when your legs start to strain from pushing up towards his mouth. The way he was wearing your favorite red shirt that sits just a little bit too tight on his chest. The way he knew exactly where to drag your armchair to ensure that the angle of the camera would be right.
And as you think it, you realize that even though he brought up the sex tape as an innocent spur-of-the-moment suggestion, the bastard's thought of this way before Frankie had called to check in today.
Fuck, he's played you.
His tongue curls against your clit, flicking up and white sizzling heat spears through your stomach. You gasp, mind wiped clean of thoughts as your fingers curl into his hair.
Fuck, fuck, what were you thinking?
You’re a twitching, aching mess for him. Thighs pressed tight to his ears, as you can feel the tingling heat that starts from your core that spreads outwards and surrounds you in a devastatingly familiar way.
His tongue is a languid, slick slide against your clit. Fingers gracefully coaxing you until you're right where he wants you to be— that pinpoint edge of a slow burning ache that spreads across the entire base of your spine until your legs start to shake in that tell-tale sign of your orgasm.
“Fuck— Santiago, I’m—” you warn, but you can’t even make out complete words to finish your sentence, just indignant whines and sobs that should be shameful but you’re too far gone to care.
Because you’re almost there, so close you can feel it from the tingling sensation that reaches all the way from the very tip of your ears to the curl of your toes—how close you are to coming on that man’s tongue, and then— then— he stops.
He does not let you come.
It takes you a second, maybe two, for your brain to even fully register what has taken place. You rise up on your elbows, to stare down between your legs, where Santiago framed between your thighs, gazing back up at you. Lips curved upwards with amused mischief. Not a grin, no—that bastard is smiling at you, warm and sweet like he hasn’t done anything wrong at all.
“What are you—” you start.
“Not much of a sex tape if we don’t put on a show, sweetheart.”
You open your mouth to protest, to give him the tongue lashing of his fucking life. But his fingers curl inside you, brushing against something devastatingly good. Your head drops back against the pillow with a thud, back arching away from your mattress and into his fingers, trying to have more of him, as he is rubbing against that deep spot that is blinding.
White, blistering heat spears through you that have you forgetting all about your indignant anger, have you forgetting what he did and fuck—makes you forget about your own fucking name for a second.
“Fuck, that’s such a pretty sound,” he says, voice feverish and rasped, “You think you can do that for me again?”
You groan impatiently, and Santiago's still smiling up at you, deep dimples burrowing into his cheek. It doesn’t matter that there are greys that are starting to skirt around his temples, or that wrinkles are crinkling in the corner of his eyes. He lights up boyishly, and all at once, you realize that —fuck, it’s embarrassing how much you’re a complete goner for this man.
The things you let him talk you into; the things you let him get away with. The things he’s doing to you right now: clever fingers rubbing-curling-pressing at that perfect place inside of you as he lowers his mouth to you again, his heated gaze never leaving yours.
The tingling heat is back, resuming its outward spread along your trembling limbs. A delicious pressure that builds and builds, more oppressive than last time under Santiago's skilled tongue and even more skillful fingers until you can’t think at all. Until all you can do is to rock your hips up against the heat of his mouth, gasping out his name. You reach out for him, your fingers sliding into his hair of their own volition to tangle and tug him even closer, pressing his face to your aching center.
Santiago doesn’t seem to mind at all. He just huffs out a sound that’s a half laugh, half groan and keeps kissing and pressing and teasing with that very same planned precision that is leading you ever closer to the edge of orgasm.
And then --of course-- he stops again.
An inhuman-sounding noise fills the walls. It takes you a moment before you register, it's coming from you.
"Shh, shh" he hushes, "it's ok sweetheart, you're okay."
Which is utter bullshit, your legs are trembling against the mattress, sweat dripping down your collarbone and you can't feel your toes. You're anything but okay.
“You’re so fucking pretty like this. You know that?” Santiago says.
"I hate you."
He's laughing again, no scratch that, giggling, that bright boyish sound that has a kaleidoscope of butterflies skittering in your stomach even though you're mad enough to kill him.
"No you don't," he rebuts confidently, as he presses his palm flat against your stomach. "You don't hate me, because I'm making you feel good, aren't I sweetheart? Why don't you tell Frankie how good you feel,” he murmurs, and then you feel his tongue press a slow lick inside you.
You don't get a word out, just a high-pitched breathless sound, as you spread your legs wider for him, as if the events from seconds ago had been erased from your mind by the pleasure that floods over you. Letting bygones be bygones, so long as his tongue never stopped. Sweet little circles, his thumb rubs into your hipbone as he gets you closer and closer to where you want to go. He leads you there, with his tongue and fingers, the soft curls bouncing on his forehead tickling against your stomach, until your orgasm is so close you can touch it with your fingertips.
So close you can see it, specks of white behind your eyelids, as you are whimpering out his name.
Then he stops.
He leaves you there suspended. Toeing the edge of a drop, right before a jump, and doesn’t let you go.
You want to scream. You're so close, your body is doing the screaming for you. Thighs aching and burning, tears stinging behind your eyes.
“Nonooo, fuck, Santiago, don’t sto—”
“Ask me nicely, Cariño.” Santiago's mouth is still pressed against your slick core, and you can feel the warm breath of his words against your folds as he says it. It makes you shiver at the sensation. “Ask me nicely, and I'll let you come. I promise.”
You open your eyes, with a sob, as you look down at him. Those gorgeous brown eyes, expecting his usual grin and bravado. Except it's not there, replaced by an intent that burns through your stomach, staring back at you in challenge: Beg.
You won’t, and it’s not just because if you gave in the man’s ego would be large enough to develop its own gravitational pull until it collapsed the very sun itself with it.
It's because you can't let him win.
The two of you have always had this strange competitive relationship. When he pushes you have to pull him back. Because if you give Santiago an inch he gets ahead of himself and will try to take a whole continent. You have to reel him back, and in the end if you’re lucky, he only goes for a mile. Still close enough that he’s not out of your sight. It’s what you’ve always done. It’s why the two of you work.
So of course you can’t beg. That’s just fucking ridiculous, to roll over and present your belly in defeat, to give in to this beautiful bastard is unthinkable to you.
You don’t beg, biting down your bottom lip to physically restrain yourself in your weakest moments when his tongue melts you. Don't beg when his fingers undoes you, unwinding the knot of heat that is blossoming in the depth of your belly, warm and achingly sweet.
You feel drunk on sensation, overstimulated by Santiago's tongue and mouth, as he latches his mouth on your clit again. You're not so sure about anything anymore. Don't know how long you've been here, how long he's done this, brought you to the precipice only to stop and start all over again.
It must be the fourth? Fifth time? Of having been led so close to your release with his tongue, only for him to slow down his strokes. To have his infuriating mouth, move away, and leave a trail of wet, soft kisses against the line of your inner thighs instead. To have him waiting until he knows you’ve climbed down from the very edge of a peak he’s held your hand and led you up to. After all of that, everything becomes a bit foggy and hazy.
It's not that you forfeit as such, you just can't remember doing it — can't remember asking him. But somewhere along the line, you let out a shaky, “ple-please” punctuated with a hiccuping sob.
He smiles.
“There we go. That’s all I wanted. All you needed to do is ask, sweetheart."
There’s an insufferable grin this time as you look down between your thighs. That diamond-cut jawline, belonging to the golden era of Hollywood is now glistening with your slick. He licks his lips like he’s tasting the remnants of something sweet and appetizing that he doesn’t want to go to waste.
After that first defeat, it gets easier. You can’t believe how easy it is as you start pleading and begging. Can barely believe that’s what you’re doing even as you hear your own voice all wanton and needy doing exactly that.
Santiago raises himself to kneel over your spread legs. His fingers are wrapped tight around the base of his cock, stroking himself languidly as he looks down on you.
"Frankie's right, you really are such a good girl, sweetheart. Look at you beg all sweet and nicely. Should I reward you?"
Your eyes are so dazed you’re unable to focus—everything’s a blur. You wonder what you must look like right now. How debauched of an image you must make for the camera— for your husband. Legs spread, slick and dripping, head thrown back, mouth slack and open.
“Please just— Fuck, Santiago, please. Please, I need to come.”
“Good girl,” he murmurs, and his hand comes to rest on the back of your thighs, warm and sturdy as he draws them up and spreads them.
For all the frustration you should feel at him for taking things this far. For being such an absolute little shit, all you can feel as he pulls you further down the bed until your legs are locked around his waist (right where you two belong), is warmth and relief.
Santiago leans down until his forehead is pressed against yours, grounding you. The contrast between what he’s done— teased and edged, unwound you until you’ve lost any sense of time or thread of your surroundings; and what he’s doing to you right now in this moment—mouthing loving praises against every inch of your skin he can reach with the gentlest care— it tears you apart.
“That’s my good fucking girl,” he tells you, his warm hands resting on your inner thigh as he spreads it further apart and crawls up your body to settle between them. “So perfect. Always are.”
Your eyes are drawn to his cock, how it’s proudly jutting between his legs as he strokes it, flushed and dripping with precome from the lack of touch and neglect.
It's only then it hits you, how Santiago has been neglecting his own pleasure throughout. Only focusing on giving you yours.
It’s ridiculous really, how your heartbeat quickens when he’s pressed up against your slick cunt, how needy you are when you feel the blunt hardness of him.
His hands wrap around the thick girth, and then he pushes inside you with his cock.
Fuck you might almost come from that first blissful stroke alone. He nudges insistently against something ruinous inside you that makes your vision whiten. You can't even make any noises, because all the oxygen is knocked out of your lungs. God, why didn’t you beg sooner if this was the prize he was willing to give you.
Santiago's moaning too. Low and gravelly and it’s such a beautiful sound that makes your chest draw tight. Then he rocks his hips into you, a deep and impatient thrust, not holding back. You drown in it. The lack of restraint and how he’s finally giving you what you’ve wanted for so long.
He's close. You grip onto his curls, tightly until it must sting. Just the way you know he likes it from all the time you’ve seen how fast it makes him come when Frankie does it to him, and Santiago groans, hips stuttering into you.
You’re so fucking close, and you tell him exactly that. Confesses it between gasps and heaving sobs. All you want is for him to fuck you harder and deeper, to make you come.
"Please, Santiago, please just—."
The molten heat blossoms and spreads from the base of your spine, upwards, and you're almost there. So full with the sensation that you think you’re going to burst out of yourself along the seams of your skin. You’re close, so close. Heat crackling along every inch of you and—
And then Santiago fucking pulls out.
You must be screaming at him. Want to claw and dig into the man’s curly hair and tear it out by the roots. Curse him to the depths of fucking hell while you’re at it.
But Santiago pulls you up until you're kneeling upright by the edge of the bed. He's murmuring sweet apologies into your ear as he mouths and kisses your neck.
For all the physical anger in you, your body is not pairing up with your brain, because the touch of him lingers with a pleasant tingle. You keen through sobs even as you’re uttering every curse that’s left in your presently limited vocabulary.
His arms wrap tightly around your front, shushing you and it almost sounds sincere if you didn’t know him as well as you do. "Not teasing, cariño, promise."
You don’t buy that, don't buy that for shit. But it doesn't matter if you do or don't, Santiago's hands are already moving to your hips, lining himself up from behind you, his front pressed up against your back.
"I just want Frankie to see you when you come," he murmurs into your ear. His fingers curl gently over the edge of your jaw, turning it so you’re facing straight away from him. “See that?”
Your vision is blurred and it takes you several moments before you’re able to blink and focus on the scene ahead of you. Your phone that’s pointed accusingly at your naked body.
Exhausted, limbs weak to your side like a spent rag doll, with only Santiago propping you up from where your back is pressed against his firm chest.
"I want you to think about it, cariño,” his warm lips are pressed to your ear, a low raspy caress in your core. “Think about Frankie watching this where he is.”
You whimper. Images of Frankie with his large hands and thick fingers, wrapped around his cock burning vividly behind your closed eyes.
You feel the length of Santiago drag against your folds, gathering the wetness that's just dripping onto his cock.
“Think about how he’ll be touching himself in that hotel room. About him watching this and seeing my cock stretch out this perfect pussy."
Then he's pressing inside you again. His palms slide from your breast to your stomach, the rough callouses catching against your heated skin, down and lower. Until you feel his fingers skate across your navel. There's a tingling sensation there until his hands come to the front, cupping your pussy, his fingers gliding over your wet slick clit, over and over. The entirety of your spine burns.
The inevitable steady climb of your orgasm builds and builds and builds after having been denied so many times.
You want it, thighs burning and everything in you aches with the need of it. If you don’t get to come this time you think you might very well die from it.
"Santiago, I swear to god, don't-stop-don't-fucking-stop."
It’s meant as a threat. But the words passing between your lips are breathless and needy. Whiny. Beyond any reasonable doubt it falls squarely on the scale of begging. The worst part is, you don't even care anymore. Because if whining and begging is what it takes for him to actually let you come, you’ll whine for him. You’ll beg and plead and do whatever it is he wants you to do.
Your pride was scattered somewhere between the third or fourth or maybe even fifth time he could have made you come but didn’t.
The sharp line of his nose digs into your heated cheek. Arms locked impossibly tight around you, pressing every inch of you to him, and still, it feels like he’s clutching on trying to press you even closer to him. Like he’s worried that you’ll slip between his fingers if there’s any gap of space between you.
"Not gonna stop cariño.”
His voice has no right to be that sweet and gentle. You can see his expression on the small screen on the phone mirrored back to you and he has no right to look strained and tortured as if he’s the one in pain. He did this to you.
“I want to feel you come on my cock,” he says, and his voice is so quiet and gentle, it almost sounds like a plea. Like he’s the one asking for your permission, begging you to let him feel you. Like the last hour (or was it hours, god knows) had not taken place because of him. “Let's come together ok?"
His other hand comes to your hip, pulling you in closer to him. His hips snaps hard into you. It's so much, almost too much and his fingers are still circling your clit, and– and fuuuuuuuck.
It hits you all at once. Deep and sudden and everywhere, your orgasm overwhelms you, until you can't breathe, can't think, can't move. Sound disappears altogether, and the last thing you think you hear is Santiago's strained voice, distant and far away. You're only able to make out your husband's name and yours amongst the rest of the nonsensical words he's speaking.
The only thing you're capable of is letting Santiago fuck into you, until you can feel his hips stutter into a jerky pace, and the way his cock twitches inside of you as he comes with a strangled groan.
Santiago is snoring quietly when you wake with your ear pressed against his chest. The afternoon sun has dimmed now, replaced by a softer amber that washes the white walls in its sunset hues.
Raising yourself by your elbows, you cast a quick glance at the clock on the nightstand, shit, 5pm, how did you sleep away half the day.
Santiago is how.
"Shit, did we fall asleep?" a raspy murmur comes to your side.
He's rubbing the sleep from his eyes, eyes squinting adorably as he sits himself up and surveys the room and spots the clock much like you did.
"Jesus, five? how did we even--" he grumbles a bit, fingers threading through his hair to try to detangle the absolute mess you've left it in, as he starts to wake.
"Oh, oh shit shit!" he curses and launches himself to the foot of the bed.
You watch him in surprise, as you see him grab the phone.
"Oh thank god," Santiago sighs out and his shoulders sag with relief. He turns back towards you, holding up the phone.
"Left it on when we passed out, thought the battery died and the video didn't save. Fortunately, it's fine, will just have to trim it down so Frankie doesn't have to watch us snoring for hours."
The image of it, Frankie sitting in his hotel, trying to get his rocks off, and instead being greeted by three hour footage of Santiago snoring, has you snorting with a grunt-like laugh.
In front of you, Santiago tilts his head as he just looks at you, with a dopey smile on his face.
"What?" you ask.
"Nothing," he says, but the smile, sweet and warmer than the sunset blankets over you and you let it settle over you, without any further quip or remarks for once.
"Wanna grab a bite to eat?" Santiago asks you.
Your tongue salivates at the prospect, images of grilled meats and deep fried spring rolls already flashing before your eyes.
"Oh yes! Can we go to Chinos?"
Santiago smile slips away into a scowl. "Didn't that place get shut down for health violations last month?"
"Yeah, but they reopened this week."
"We're going to end up with food poisoning like that time we went there the night before graduation."
You tip your head, considering him, and you can clearly hear the word that he didn't say. He didn't say no.
Your lips curl into the sweetest smile you can muster as you flutter your eyelashes at him. "How pretty do I have to ask?"
Santiago shakes his head, until he flashes you a toothy smile that crinkles his eyes.
It starts the way so many things start between you and Santiago. It was a stupid idea, and you may have talked Santiago into it.
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A/N: I started this piece well over 1 1/2 years ago and it was actually supposed to be the follow up to Coming Home but I got completely stuck at how to write edging scenes, and didn't feel confident enough at the time to finish it. I came back to it this week, realizing that ironically now this is all I write for Santiago, and finished it within an afternoon, and was just so buzzed and happy about it, I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
#🥹 i missed them#hes lucky hes pretty#it doesnt help that he knows but still#santiago garcia#frankie morales#santiago garcia x reader#frankie morales x reader#series: homecoming
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Ahahahahahahahhahaha this war will not be over omg why are people thinking it is? Like they be yhinking about countries! Territory!!it was never about that ahahaha
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corner i just had an idea, so zoe is into conspericy's right, but what prompted it, what if when she was young she saw four giant green turtles one night and she went digging for answers online!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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