#ADA Chuuya shenanigans on the brain once again

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hc Chuuya joining ADA and Atsushi’s still a little intimidated by him so Dazai gives him advice (read: lies) on what Chuuya likes to get closer to him—meanwhile Chuuya’s confused as hell but he doesn’t want to scare the kid off so he just accepts all the weird shit with an open mind (for as long as he can)

Dazai: Chuuya loves his coffee with a dash of salt Atsushi: salt?? Dazai: yeah. trust me we’ve been partners for years. don’t tell him I told u tho it’s a secret Atsushi: okay… 

Chuuya, drinking the coffee: …?! Atsushi, looking hopeful: is it good? Chuuya: Chuuya: yeah…thanks

Dazai: Chuuya LOVES spicy food. the spicier, the better ^-^ Atsushi: noted! Atsushi, bringing food for Chuuya: I made sure to get u the spiciest one Chuuya (can’t handle spice): u made sure u what… Atsushi: if u need more hot sauce I got extra!! Chuuya, eyes already watering from the fumes: thanks…

Chuuya lets it go on for a week but after that it gets to him (stomaching salty coffee for a whole week made him ill) and bc he's a straight shooter he confronts Atsushi like "do you have a problem with me? if you do just say so," and Atsushi's truly baffled like “wdym...” (—for revenge, Chuuya tells Atsushi that Dazai loooves dog-themed things and they decorate Dazai’s desk extravagantly. Dazai is appalled.)