#AAA BITCH OH MT GOD

[shirodevorak]

I KID YOU NOT WHEN I SAY I FUCKING EMBODIED THIS PICTURE:

Trevorrow’s script leaked and guess what?

Rey Solana

[mattoyaki]

⚔️ Pokémon Sword Nuzlocke (Part 5) ⚔️

Took a few days off from playing because depression

Part 4 is here.

Let’s move forward, getting down to the nitty gritty!

Route 9

Very well designed Route I like how it branches off into different parts and it’s part water/part land.

I already caught a Mareanie here in part 4 so just gonna plow through some trainer battles.

That was pretty easy, now on to my least favorite part for the entire game - Spikemuth.

Spikemuth

Marnie is easy but god dammit her stupid Morpeko always gets flinches with Bite and it’s annoying as hell. Then she lands a crit with bite and nearly knocks out GurrenLagann, and flinches a forth time in a row 🤬. Luckily I hyper potioned that turn so it didn’t knock me out. I switched to SpicyNoodle and one shotted her ass with Bug bite.

Spikemuth is literally a hallway. I hate it. It’s so uninspired and I can tell the developers were running out of time when making it. Would it kill them to delay the next generation of games? I mean really, we’ll all wait if it means a finished product..

Team Yell isn’t even a villain “team” they’re literally just obnoxious gym trainers.....so much wasted potential. And they’re not even like funny obnoxious like Team Skull, they’re just straight up cringe. Also what’s with the Kantonian Mr. Mime? Feels very out of place...

Gym Challenge 7 - Piers

Piers has a cool design I guess. I definitely wasn’t prepared to lose Witch Bitch this battle though. Malamar used Foul Play got a critical hit and one shotted her....I don’t wanna talk about it 😭

Death aside, I now have the Dark Badge.

Route 9

Back on route 9 a somewhat interesting development in the plot...only to be told to ignore it and let the champion handle it off screen. 🙃

Gotta continue the gym challenge, it’s the most important thing!

Hammerlocke

More cutscenes about the world ending, but don’t worry the gym challenge is the most important thing!! They really rushed the end of this story line....

I trained up a bit in the Wild Area and now it’s time for the final Gym Challenge.

Gym Challenge 8 - Raihan

I like the double battle format, it’s a nice switch up and doubles are my preferred format. It’s odd to me it’s not the official battle format in the games given that it’s used in VGC...

Pretty easy battle. I now own the Dragon Badge.

Some more cutscenes about the world ending but don’t worry - the championship is the most important thing!

Heading back to the wild area to catch Pokémon from the last two areas I haven’t been.

Wild Area - Lake of Outrage

My first encounter was a Braviary but I had no choice but to kill it as it was doing too much damage to waste time catching it.

Wild Area - Axew’s Eye

While I’ve been to this area before to get a Tart Apple for Wormy, I didn’t try to catch a Pokémon as I thought they were too high level. I was wrong. My first encounter was a Diggersby 😅

Himbo - (Diggersby) Lv. 37!

Naughty Nature; Alert to sounds!

Now that I’ve trained up some and completed catching in the wild area it’s time to head north for a Wyndon.

Route 10

Petition to bring back victory road please? Route 10 is at least better than Mt. Lanakila in Moon, but still.

Mr. Mime is my first encounter here, and a female Mr. Mime at that. Perfect as a psychic will help me out in the battle with Eternatus later. RIP Witch Bitch. 😭 Welcome to the team Trans Rights!

I do some more training throughout the route and the wild area to level up Trans Rights, he evolves!

Wyndon

After some more training in the wild area I’ve finally reached Wyndon and the league matches.

First battle is Marnie. Turns out Mr. Rime is a great counter to her team despite being mostly dark types. I demolish Marnie and move on to the next round.

Hop is as easy as he always is...

So, the whole “omg Leon is gonna miss our dinner” plot point is soooo lame like...we’re really gonna storm a building cause he’s late for dinner? Hop is extra af 😂. And Oleana is like “no one can disturb my boss but I’m giving the key to this guy...you’ll never find him.” Uhm????

So now I gotta battle this guy like 3 times for a key to a storm a building....cause Leon is late for dinner? Wtf is the point of this part??? The bad writing would be easier to overlook if I wasn’t battling in a white void the whole time cause backgrounds are too hard to make for a AAA home console game..

I’m sorry but like how does Leon missing a dinner affect the championship the next day in anyway??? This part is so stupid 😂😭

Okay but really what was the point of that entire part? We get to the top of the tower and Leon is just like “oh yeah, let’s go get dinner” like who even wrote this??

I’m calling it a night after that. I remember the story being really bad but wow....that was awful and I can think of so many other ways to actually develop Chairman Rose into a villain. I know this is a kids game so I’m not expecting much here. The story in Sun and Moon was pretty solid imo, and i wish I could say “well they did so much more with this game” to justify the bad story but like....where? Ooof, I don’t wanna rant on this right now.

Part 5 Recap

Current Team:

Sombra (Inteleon) Lv. 61; SpicyNoodle (Centiskorch)Lv. 59; Wormy (Flapple) Lv. 60; Stuff’n (Bewear) Lv. 57; Trans Rights (Mr. Rime) Lv. 58 ; GurrenLagann (Golurk) Lv. 57

Boxed:

Graveyard:

TootieFruity (Steenee); Witch Bitch (Hatterene)

Final Notes:

While the game is getting a little more challenging, it’s honestly depressing how obviously rushed this game is and I hate what capitalism has done to the gaming industry as a whole. I hate being so negative about this game because I love Pokémon so much...

Until next time

[hyperionshipping]

LUCIFERRRR I MISSED YOUR VOICE I MISSED YOU OH MY FUC

ELLA ELLA ELLA!!!!!+ *HAPPYFLAP*

You. You guys. Didn't tell her? Or is she still "lucifer method actor"??

Man 2 months. Wonder what Foras would be doing

Chloe and Maze bonding

Amenadiel!!

HUH AMEN REPEAT THAT AGAIN

Ugh his shirt is unbuttoned slightly i am fucking LOOKING 😳💜

Mmm gonna kiss him oh he is not immune

UGH THAT MEANS FORAS WOULD FUCKING KNOW HOW LONG LUCI IS DOWN THERE CRYING

YES TITLE.CARD BABYAAAAA

mon frère or whatever huh

Mazemazemazemaze!!!! GO MAZE

Ella: You're uh! Wow Linda great!

Ella :(. You can say no

PH MY.GOD IS DAN FUCKING GETTING THERAPY PLEASE JESUS FUCK

I luv u lucifer I'm gonna cry wahhhh

The switches... aaa

Youre gonna give yourselves away

Aww Luci :(

MORE HELL MORE HELL IMGS

Oh hey like first ep where luci grabs dude from car crash

LORD MORNINGSTAR 😳

Holds him rn he looks so upset;;;;;

Kisses his face a bunch until he's smiling and swatting me away

TRIXIE!!!!!! HEY KIDDO!!!

Linda your gonna give your kid horrible repercussions if you keep the speical thing up

NSUSMSUSNJSJDNEJEJE you tried Amenadiel

I think Foras would be holed up. He talks yo ella still, they've hung out but in private he just. Cries. "Like a little bitch." (his words). And then he bottles it as goes "demons don't cry!" and he asks Ella if she wants to hang out on the weekend, or he'll show up to surprise her

Oh mt god oh mt.fucking god. PLEASE LET ME KISS HIM 😔

*fucking grabs Lucifer by the edges of his under shirt and fucking KISSES him like the gay little demon I am*

OH I KNOW IT MIGHT NOT BE HIM BUT AAAA FUCKING YES GIVE ME THE FIGHT SCENES THE FUCKING MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE ALONE FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

Oh Maze, darling Maze :(

*Foras holds her gently*

Ah not luci. Not Luci.

That quick huh

HHHHHHH MY GOD YOU GUYS IM JSNSJDBJFNDJDN UM