#A) too many discrepancies building up or B) xy getting bored and causing some kind of Major Fucking Incident | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aphel1on · 3 months ago

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#jiang cheng will shake him around crying screaming throwing up WEI WUXIANNNN when suiban unsheathes for him #wait. wait #imagine if xue yang WAS uneasy about dogs #jc would “confirm” its wei wuxian with absolute delusion #jc only tells jin ling about finding WEI WUXIAN #bc jin ling keeps saying “lets get u to bed jiujiu” #its onvious to everyone but jiang cheng who is convinced wwx just yk #lost his memories or smth #that this is Not Wei Wuxian #so life goes on #jc cant appropriately avenge anyone if wwx has no memories right #and xue yang drops by lotus pier sometimes bc hes just going along w this #Then when its finally time for wwx to turn up #jc doesnt care #i imagine he'd find 'mo xuanyu' embarrassing #wwx is ofc very offended #at least lwj can capitalize on this?

@unreliable-narratoe you are COOKING 🤣 xue yang dropping by for free soup and candy and to enjoy heckling people (he would of course, be both flattered to be mistaken for wwx and seize the opportunity to cause max chaos)

just this recurring annoyance that the jiang disciples have to deal with. jc sitting there with his eyebrow twitching like "no, see. i can FEEL my blood pressure rising when i'm around him. it's definitely wwx."

you know how there's like, headcanons you believe are canon, headcanons that could be canon, and headcanons you just find really fucking funny

well there's a million beautiful and agonizing metas about how xue yang is able to wield shuanghua, and while i do love those, in the drama we ALSO see him behead da-ge using baxia despite having no particular connection to its owner, so i posit:

xue yang is just irresistibly fucking sexy to sword spirits

#the Confirmation Bias bc xy is one of the few people who can be natively as annoying as wwx #it's a somewhat different brand of annoying but jc's not paying attention to that #mdzs #xy #jc #in hysterics thinking abt when wwx gets back and everyone is like �� awkwarrrd #what happened with yi city in this au dont ask me idk #maybe xy just slunk off to yunmeng like omg jiang cheng they tried to assassinate me :'(#and jc was like Fucking Deserved. your room is two doors down to to the right no rent needed ok #of course if xy was actually Living There it would be much larger chance of eventually #A) too many discrepancies building up or B) xy getting bored and causing some kind of Major Fucking Incident #or maybe it'd be like yi city and he'd get all domestic happily living the lie until wwx got resurrected.......... MUCH TO CONSIDER HERE #aphelion.txt

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