#A post that isn't a reblog.

[re-ikrmso]

headache and mood so strange and headdpace so messy somehow i am remotivated to try and continue my werid-fic- writing of Pokemon Team rocket Firered edition, where i write my own interpretation of the missingno scene. all of it, which is basically introspection and a lot of details inserted + projected bc hell.

Why the hell not. bizzare situation, you cannot refuse selling out old man shingeki no matter what, you STICK to it, you canonically have a bad conscience about..,something, someone, your own actions…

bizzare situation. No one is there to see you. No one is going to help you.

So let’s get exsitential n spooked out!

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

[modmad]

TPOH VOLUME 4 KICKSTARTER IS HAPPENING NOW RIGHT NOW!

Back by popular demand and just in time for the Month of Spooky that's right it's me I'm back and I got a BRAND NEW BOOK for you and all we got to do is get to the finish line to make it happen!

GO HELP SUPPORT OUR FOURTH EVER BOOK!

We also have some cool stuff in the wings if we make it to the stretch goals! Go check it out! :D

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

[rainyhideoutnight]

cw. fingering, degrading, dom!nat, sub!reader. mentions of smoking. mdni.

the cold night air sweeps into natalie's room, the window wide open but the faint stench of the joint you two shared a few minutes ago still hangs heavily in the air. but your bodies are hot, burning hot.

it started with you (innocent, poor you) resting your head on nat's chest. you could swear you felt her heart start to thrum in her chest the moment the idea popped into her head. she brought your face closer for a kiss. then you started to make out, languid, noisy kisses filling the air. then her hands grope your thighs, your ass through your shorts, hungry as if seizing her prey, but not ready to pounce yet, just teasing. of course, you had to whine against her lips when her hands just got a little more greedy, groping the flesh of your ass a little more rougher. that was all nat needed to make her go feral.

that's how you ended up in this position: chest pressed against hers, your hips lifted up in the air just right for nat to snake her hand around your thigh as she pounds her fingers into your seeping pussy, your underwear lazily pushed aside. the rather silent night is interrupted by your needy whines, nat's occasional grunts, and the dirty squelch from your hole trying to suck her in. it was a dangerous mix, only serving to fuel nat's hunger, one that never seemed to stop when she was with you.

"fuck, such a good bunny, that feels good huh?" she pants in your ear, that husky and deep voice of hers making your brain even more mushy, as her thick fingers work you relentlessly.

"nngh— yeah" you babble, forehead rested against the pillow below her head, your whines and whimpers going directly into her ear.

your walls flutter around her at her next dirty words. "even after fucking this pussy open so many times, it's still gripping me like a virgin, that's how fucking greedy it is." she says with an edge to her tone, as if it bothered her, but you know better: she's as affected as you are, all the smoking you did earlier making her bolder. her free hand delivers a hard slap on your ass, the cold metal of her rings a stark contrast to your stinging flesh. you cry out, enjoying it a bit too much. you'd take anything she gives you, anyway.

"yeah, take it like the cheap whore you are." nat plunges her fingers deeper now, making sure to be knuckle-deep inside you as the tip of her fingers rub against that spot that makes your legs feel like jelly. your wetness gushes down her wrist, staining the sheets, making a mess that she'll for sure make fun of you for it later.

but you never complain, in the end. it's not like you can with your brain fogged up, all dumb for her.

a/n. i haven't written fanfiction in years if you can't tell. sorry if this is bad

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

"rapple is a grumpy/sunshine dynamic"

The dynamic in question:

If it's a grumpy/sunshine dynamic, the roles in question are NOT who you would expect lmao

[tempfrangit]

suddenly laughing at the thought of fucking soap after he's been deployed, his hip hurts because his knee had hurt and he just had to push through (even though he also knew overexerting himself would just make everything worse in the long run), but he wants to fuck so badly. he is absolutely feening for it so he begs you sit on his face, let him taste you, please god :( just fuck his face, please, mo ghaol, please

[re-ikrmso]

it was orange upon the night sky.

gradient hair of red to yellow. a black uniform trimmed with gold.

they fazed in and out of sync--out of sync of with reality itself

and one day they was banished and it was better that way

it was orange upon the night sky, the fire against the charcoal and the void of stars

it was orange upon the night sky, and the sun rose another day, another time

and it was a pale yellow against brown, who watched that orange leave the sky and went on his way

his logbook nearly unopened left only for extreme sentimental moments

it was just the smoke upon the night sky now, and the clouds in the blue sky.

[arsonisticartichokes]

Dekusquad but as what I imagine them to have on their keys :)

[nattikay]

the constant inner struggle of a Na'vi speaker/teacher browsing Na'vi OCs

[glitchinginthegarden]

fun fact: creatives don't owe you shit

this extends beyond just artists and writers btw this includes modders, virtual photographers, resource/tutorial compilers and creators, web builders, the list goes on

anyone who makes something available to the internet FOR FREE with their own time, skills, and energy does not owe you that thing ever EVER

don't like it? learn the skill you need in order to create what you want trust me, you can it takes work that's how the rest of got where we are to make the things you "consume"

[lookninjas]

Pick a song from a bad description! You do not have to recognize any of the songs to vote (although tbh I feel like this is one of my most obvious ones -- there is an actual song title in one of the choices). Just go from the vibes. Pick whichever is funniest to you, or matches your current situation, or whatever makes a random bad song description appeal to you.

At the end of the week, I will take the poll results and use them to arrange the songs in a playlist, from the song with the lowest amount of votes to the song with the highest amount of votes. If you would like to hear the playlist, leave a comment or put it in the tags of your reblog, and I will tag you when the playlist goes up. And if you really can't wait to know what a song is, send me an ask and I will answer it.

And please reblog the poll! 'Cause this is as close as I can come to sending you guys a mixtape, so if you share it with your followers and they share it with their followers it's like we're all getting a mixtape, and that's fun. So let's keep the mixtapes moving.

[physicallyimprobable]

what's the 3-dimensional number thing?

Well I'm glad you asked! For those confused, this is referring to my claim that "my favorite multiplication equation is 3 × 5 = 15 because it's the reason you can't make a three-dimensional number system" from back in this post. Now, this is gonna be a bit of a journey, so buckle up.

Part One: Numbers in Space

First of all, what do I mean by a three-dimensional number system? We say that the complex numbers are two-dimensional, and that the quaternions are four-dimensional, but what do we mean by these things? There's a few potential answers to this question, but for our purposes we'll take the following narrative:

Complex numbers can be written in the form (a+bi), where a and b are real numbers. For the variable-averse, this just means we have things like (3+6i) and (5-2i) and (-8+3i). Some amount of "units" (that is, ones), and some amount of i's.

Most people are happy to stop here and say "well, there's two numbers that you're using, so that's two dimensions, ho hum". I think that's underselling it, though, since there's something nontrivial and super cool happening here. See, each complex number has an "absolute value", which is its distance from zero. If you imagine "3+6i" to mean "three meters East and six meters North", then the distance to that point will be 6.708 meters. We say the absolute value of (3+6i), which is written like |3+6i|, is equal to 6.708. Similarly, interpreting "5-2i" to mean "five meters East and two meters South" we get that |5-2i| = 5.385.

The neat thing about this is that absolute values multiply really nicely. For example, the two numbers above multiply to give (3+6i) × (5-2i) = (27+24i) which has a length of 36.124. What's impressive is that this length is the product of our original lengths: 36.124 = 6.708 × 5.385. (Okay technically this is not true due to rounding but for the full values it is true.)

This is what we're going to say is necessary to for a number system to accurately represent a space. You need the numbers to have lengths corresponding to actual lengths in space, and you need those lengths to be "multiplicative", which just means it does the thing we just saw. (That is, when you multiply two numbers, their lengths are multiplied as well.)

There's still of course the question of what "actual lengths in space" means, but we can just use the usual Euclidean method of measurement. So, |3+6i| = √(3²+6²) and |5-2i| = √(5²+2²). This extends directly to the quaternions, which are written as (a+bi+cj+dk) for real numbers a, b, c, d. (Don't worry about what j and k mean if you don't know; it turns out not to really matter here.) The length of the quaternion 4+3i-7j+4k can be calculated like |4+3i-7j+4k| = √(4²+3²+7²+4²) = 9.486 and similarly for other points in "four-dimensional space". These are the kinds of number systems we're looking for.

[To be explicit, for those who know the words: What we are looking for is a vector algebra over the real numbers with a prescribed basis under which the Euclidean norm is multiplicative and the integer lattice forms a subring.]

Part Two: Sums of Squares

Now for something completely different. Have you ever thought about which numbers are the sum of two perfect squares? Thirteen works, for example, since 13 = 3² + 2². So does thirty-two, since 32 = 4² + 4². The squares themselves also work, since zero exists: 49 = 7² + 0². But there are some numbers, like three and six, which can't be written as a sum of two squares no matter how hard you try. (It's pretty easy to check this yourself; there aren't too many possibilities.)

Are there any patterns to which numbers are a sum of two squares and which are not? Yeah, loads. We're going to look at a particularly interesting one: Let's say a number is "S2" if it's a sum of two squares. (This thing where you just kinda invent new terminology for your situation is common in math. "S2" should be thought of as an adjective, like "orange" or "alphabetical".) Then here's the neat thing: If two numbers are S2 then their product is S2 as well.

Let's see a few small examples. We have 2 = 1² + 1², so we say that 2 is S2. Similarly 4 = 2² + 0² is S2. Then 2 × 4, that is to say, 8, should be S2 as well. Indeed, 8 = 2² + 2².

Another, slightly less trivial example. We've seen that 13 and 32 are both S2. Then their product, 416, should also be S2. Lo and behold, 416 = 20² + 4², so indeed it is S2.

How do we know this will always work? The simplest way, as long as you've already internalized the bit from Part 1 about absolute values, is to think about the norms of complex numbers. A norm is, quite simply, the square of the corresponding distance. (Okay yes it can also mean different things in other contexts, but for our purposes that's what a norm is.) The norm is written with double bars, so ‖3+6i‖ = 45 and ‖5-2i‖ = 29 and ‖4+3i-7j+4k‖ = 90.

One thing to notice is that if your starting numbers are whole numbers then the norm will also be a whole number. In fact, because of how we've defined lengths, the norm is just the sum of the squares of the real-number bits. So, any S2 number can be turned into a norm of a complex number: 13 can be written as ‖3+2i‖, 32 can be written as ‖4+4i‖, and 49 can be written as ‖7+0i‖.

The other thing to notice is that, since the absolute value is multiplicative, the norm is also multiplicative. That is to say, for example, ‖(3+6i) × (5-2i)‖ = ‖3+6i‖ × ‖5-2i‖. It's pretty simple to prove that this will work with any numbers you choose.

But lo, gaze upon what happens when we combine these two facts together! Consider the two S2 values 13 and 32 from before. Because of the first fact, we can write the product 13 × 32 in terms of norms: 13 × 32 = ‖3+2i‖ × ‖4+4i‖. So far so good. Then, using the second fact, we can pull the product into the norms: ‖3+2i‖ × ‖4+4i‖ = ‖(3+2i) × (4+4i)‖. Huzzah! Now, if we write out the multiplication as (3+2i) × (4+4i) = (4+20i), we can get a more natural looking norm equation: ‖3+2i‖ × ‖4+4i‖ = ‖4+20i‖ and finally, all we need to do is evaluate the norms to get our product! (3² + 2²) × (4² + 4²) = (4² + 20²)

The cool thing is that this works no matter what your starting numbers are. 218 = 13² + 7² and 292 = 16² + 6², so we can follow the chain to get 218 × 292 = ‖13+7i‖ × ‖16+6i‖ = ‖(13+7i) × (16+6i)‖ = ‖166+190i‖ = 166² + 190² and indeed you can check that both extremes are equal to 63,656. No matter which two S2 numbers you start with, if you know the squares that make them up, you can use this process to find squares that add to their product. That is to say, the product of two S2 numbers is S2.

Part Four: Why do we skip three?

Now we have all the ingredients we need for our cute little proof soup! First, let's hop to the quaternions and their norm. As you should hopefully remember, quaternions have four terms (some number of units, some number of i's, some number of j's, and some number of k's), so a quaternion norm will be a sum of four squares. For example, ‖4+3i-7j+4k‖ = 90 means 90 = 4² + 3² + 7² + 4².

Since we referred to sums of two squares as S2, let's say the sums of four squares are S4. 90 is S4 because it can be written as we did above. Similarly, 7 is S4 because 7 = 2² + 1² + 1² + 1², and 22 is S4 because 22 = 4² + 2² + 1² + 1². We are of course still allowed to use zeros; 6 = 2² + 1² + 1² + 0² is S4, as is our friend 13 = 3² + 2² + 0² + 0².

The same fact from the S2 numbers still applies here: since 7 is S4 and 6 is S4, we know that 42 (the product of 7 and 6) is S4. Indeed, after a bit of fiddling I've found that 42 = 6² + 4² + 1² + 1². I don't need to do that fiddling, however, if I happen to be able to calculate quaternions! All I need to do is follow the chain, just like before: 7 × 6 = ‖2+i+j+k‖ × ‖2+i+j‖ = ‖(2+i+j+k) × (2+i+j)‖ = ‖2+3i+5j+2k‖ = 2² + 3² + 5² + 2². This is a different solution than the one I found earlier, but that's fine! As long as there's even one solution, 42 will be S4. Using the same logic, it should be clear that the product of any two S4 numbers is an S4 number.

Now, what goes wrong with three dimensions? Well, as you might have guessed, it has to do with S3 numbers, that is, numbers which can be written as a sum of three squares. If we had any three-dimensional number system, we'd be able to use the strategy we're now familiar with to prove that any product of S3 numbers is an S3 number. This would be fine, except, well…

3 × 5 = 15.

Why is this bad? See, 3 = 1² + 1² + 1² and 5 = 2² + 1² + 0², so both 3 and 5 are S3. However, you can check without too much trouble that 15 is not S3; no matter how hard you try, you can't write 15 as a sum of three squares.

And, well, that's it. The bucket has been kicked, the nails are in the coffin. You cannot make a three-dimensional number system with the kind of nice norm that the complex numbers and quaternions have. Even if someone comes to you excitedly, claiming to have figured it out, you can just toss them through these steps: • First, ask what the basis is. Complex numbers use 1 and i; quaternions use 1, i, j, and k. Let's say they answer with p, q, and r. • Second, ask them to multiply (p+q+r) by (2p+q). • Finally, well. If their system works, the resulting number should give you three numbers whose squares add to 15. Since that can't happen, you've shown that the norm is not actually multiplicative; their system doesn't capture the geometry of three dimensions.

[goodollouise]

First time drawing Pico and it's this-

Inspired by @/joneswibu on twitter!

[re-ikrmso]

imagining a particular scene that you are so fucking hypef about but you cannot reach it without proper build up and you have such cool ideas but it is so hard to write

//sobbing

anyways imma talk about random writing things teehee (yeah no context. I've barely mentioned my writing. but most the time i write about this really cool pokemon mystery dungeon series i found. so let's get into random rambles ruagh.

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of which chapter -55 (hunger) was imagined as a multiparted longer story, jumping around different points in caesi's life with highs and mostly lows before getting to the part where Reality breaks him in half mentally and the text fizzles out into a spaceless stream of conciousness with gibberish overtaking the dialouge before it's blank. next part has radon trying to figure out what was going on, finding caesi holed up in radon's office before it reveals caesi's total and completely shattered lucidity.

in older writings of the series ive made, there's a frequent idea that each of the marked mews each decayed at their own powers, tyrant god doing it on purpose or not was debated upon. i really really still like that idea. while its shown in canon that Mew of Reality (REALITY/Reality for short, that's what i call em) did tamper and manipulate at least one of them to go down a darker path, i still, still LOVE the idea that each of the insane/villianous marked mews all fell to their own hubris or some kind of break that was already there.

sometimes i feel like oldeer writing of mine is cooler, wah. also, i regret not archiving some of my older works. Rip two very cool stories with cool concepts, lost forever in the chat logs of DA.

headcanons galore. i sure do love my headcanons. RUAGHH

forgot what else i was gonna say. rambles later, bye teehee.

[mylittleredgirl]

honestly the communities feature kind of bums me out. every now and then someone will send me a link to a post within a community that would be a great addition to a general fandom tag that i would otherwise reblog, but now it's confined to a limited audience. i get that's the point of the feature, and i could join some of these communities if i wanted to, it's not about me personally being able to interact with a specific post, it's just taking something out of the general tumblr mishmash ecosystem.

i'm coming from a perspective of friendly fandoms and i rarely get hate on my posts, so it's not solving a problem i have the way it probably is for other people. it seems like a great feature for personal posts to a friend group that you wouldn't want taken out of context by a general audience (also a tumblr experience), it's just a bummer to me that memes and meta are being fenced in instead of free range grazing across the tumblr landscape.