#A TWO POUND RUBBER SHOE... like be SO serious rn | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

princessnijireiki · 2 months ago

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also. crocs mega crush platforms are 2.75in high, which coincidentally puts me at an actual physical height that is quite a bit closer to my emotional height. but they are so fucking heavy and stiff that it hurts my knees 😔 and if my joints are gonna hurt because EACH SHOE is 1lb 10oz!!! (over 700g!!!) INDIVIDUALLY... when a REGULAR platform croc is only 1.75in high, but also only weighs 9 oz (255g)... then I need the fuckers to be more stylish + more supportive in the arch and ankle

#A TWO POUND RUBBER SHOE... like be SO serious rn #for context a pair of 2.5'' platform docs which have a thick ass rubber sole but are made of LEATHER and have METAL BITS #are abt 2lb 2oz so still 0.5lb/~250g heavier #but they are MADE. OF LEATHER #and in theory you're less likely to roll your fucking ankle in one the way you will in a plastic clog #anyway gotta sell these at some point lol but what the fuck was I thinking when I bought these shits man #I mean I was thinking ''yes. I should in fact have been 5'9'' this whole time''#but beyond that wtf bro

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