#A AND I ADOPTED ANOTHER CAT ????? SHES SMALL AND GREY AND SO CUTE WTF

[motheyes]

HHHHEEEEEYYYYYY

[altruistic-meme]

I kinda want to hear more about your cats 😂

Honey, this was a bad plan. XDD Ready to hear more then you’ve ever wanted to know about my cats? No? TOO LATE!

 + Max and Ruby are the oldest two cats  + we adopted them somewhere around… 6-7 years ago, with their sister, Nicole (R.I.P)  + tbh these cats must be so confused bc our mum has had mood flashes where “they have to stay outside!!” comes up at least once a year  + usually followed by us slowly letting them trickle in until she gives it up  + but they were originally only indoor cats, then only outdoor, then both, outdoor, both, indoor, both, outdoor, both, outdoor, and we’re back to both :’)  + Max used to be so freaking fat  + like you have no idea  + my cousin actually thought he was pregnant, it was hysterical  + Ruby is the biggest priss ever  + a while ago, no pets were allowed on my parents bed (all the cats are allowed now)  + but Ruby was allowed. Ruby was always allowed  + also she is??? The lightest thing ever??? I’m not kidding I don’t think she even weighs over pound??? How is she related to Max????  + Ruby is also really really soft omg  + I feel the need to mention here; Grey(r.i.p), who was the sweetest cat on earth. She was also really soft and shed everywhere but we loved her anyway and I miss her so much  + don’t be fooled, Max well come lay on you and purr  + (he has an extremely loud purr btw)  + but then comes the drool. How does a cat hold that much drool???  + and then he’ll start biting. Hint: he also won’t stop easily  + also he has been really interested in our food lately idk why  + Smith is terrified of the dogs (especially Iggy)  + but also the dogs are terrified of her (except Iggy???)  + her name is an acronym for Skinny Mama in the House  + bc her original name was Skinny  + but now it should really be Fmith bc she is no longer skinny  + she let herself go  + she had six kittens but one of them has been missing for a few months so we think he’s gone  + which sucks bc he was one of my favorite cats: Bat(R.I.P?), who was really big boned and took things from one sisters room and dragged it under someone else’s bed, then took things from their room under someone ELSE’S bed and it was a never ending chain  + I think Blue is trying to live out Bat’s legacy  + he stole my mp3 player, and earbuds (they weren’t even attached wtf Blue??)  + Bat also would play with the devil-dog aka Iggy  + Blue brushes up against my dog, Sophia and she looks at him in confusion  + when he was still small he curled up at the spot where my neck and shoulder meet??? When I was leaning back and it was so cute  + he had since stopped doing that  + not that I’m offended he got REALLY fat xDD  + Rosie’s full name is Roosevelt Thorne  + it wasn’t originally  + we thought he was a girl  + by the time we were like “oH SHIT ROSIE IS A BOY” the name had already stuck so we came up with a compromise  + (also everyone in the family jokes about him being trans bc of this, including my mum who doesn’t really do lgbt+)(not in a mean way tho dw)  + IT’S ALYSS NOT ALICE  + tired of that but my oldest sister named her after Alyss from the “through the looking glass” books  + she is the devil  + she will literally climb on your shoulder with her cLAWS  + it freaking hurts  + also if you start to bend down to let her off SHE WILL LIE DOWN  + DON’T DO IT  + she climbed onto my friends back and laid down immediately  + she likes that friend (@angelofmusic)  + she is so??? Skinny???? And yet weighs more than Ruby somehow???  + Armin, yes he’s named after the aot character  + his name was originally going to be Aaron but our mum complained at us to change it since it is our brothers name  + he’s v v cuddley when he sleeps in my room  + other than that? Avoids it like the plague  + he’s very sweet???  + not many notes on him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  + (that’s probably a good thing tbh)  + Forest is either being really sweet or a complete jerk there is no in between  + she’s chubby af, just like Max and Blue  + she had this really cute white dot on her belly adfgk I love poking it  + she had the softest fur on earth!!!!!!!!  + she gets tossed outside bunches bc she growls at us sometimes  + Socks is the newest addition to our large family of cats  + he had only been inside three times  + once to get bathed and we took him to the vet afterwards  + another bc his ear was injured so he stayed in my room for a few days  + finally a few days after we let him back outside huge came in of his own choice, cuddled for a bit, then left  + I haven’t seen him in over a month  + but he was really sweet and really liked to be pet

I think I’ll let you guys free with that :’)) honestly I have 9 cats(not including the two that have passed and the one that disappeared), I could talk about them for years and still have new material. 

But yea!!! If there’s anything specific you’d like to know then just ask! I love talking about my pets they are all so cute!

(I also would’ve added pics but I can’t get good ones rn RIP)

~Sleepover Saturday~