#99.999% of wizards can say it actually but are either too socially inept to know about it or too socially inept to use it towards anyone

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list of discworld characters based on their relation to the word 🚬:

1) ridcully - technically can say it but i myself will literally rip him to shreds if he ever does

2) rincewind - can say it (ofc) but never would

3) ponder - can say it, he's unsure if he can though so he doesn't

4) twoflower - can say it but doesn't even know it exists

5) nanny ogg - probably can't say it but i know lots of people both on here and on there would give her full permission

6) vetinari - can say it, wouldn't refer to anyone other than himself and drumknott by it not out of kindness but out of saving it as a privilege

7) sam vimes - probably can say it, would only use it as a word for actual cigarettes

8) moist von lipwig - can't say it, only vaguely knows what it is because he's heard one of his employees got fired for saying it