#99% of the “wtf is happening” scenerios

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

WISP IS ALIVE AND HAS DEVELOPED INTO PARENTING TIMMM

I CAN FINALLLY RELAXXXXXX

also wisp feeding tim ws so funny for no reason

-@yourlocal-edgelord

THE GIRL LIVES YES- I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER DW!!

DONT GET TOO COZY :D

And its based on an actual personal experience (Aka I watched a movie, spirit stallion of the cimmiron- ive seen it 500 times, and cried 500 times) ANYWAYS- I was bawling my fucking eyes out and my chihuahua does this weird thing where she REFUSES to eat at the bowl.

She MUST, jump out of my lap- run over to the bowl, fill her cheeks to the brim, run BACK to settle next to my lap, spit her food onto the blanket- and THEN pick the pieces back up one by one to eat.

Anyways- she started looking at me with her big ol eyes and I didnt know what she wanted so I held my hand out to see if she wanted pets but NO- she spit an entire mouthful of kibble into my hand and looked so expectantly

Of course it was kind of gross had I not become numb to her bullshit- but I knew by the look in her eyes what she wanted. So I had to spend the next ten minutes carefully "eating" the food as she kept going BACK for mouthfuls

And you guessed it- every other mouthful was for me until I stopped ugly crying and then had to find a way to empty the small soda can id filled with kibble without her knowing.

Good times.