#91eivos

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Dear 91eivos,

I'm convinced I've been kidnapped by some foreign nation and they're trying to extract information from me by torturing me with this.

- Apollo Justice

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Dear 91eivos,

Yes and Maya helped pay for it too.

(Which is a surprise honestly.)

- Phoenix Wright

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Oh, what a tragedy.

- Kristoph Gavin

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Dear Bailiff,

Thank you. You may continue on with your duty.

- Kristoph Gavin

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Dear 91eivos,

Actually, I don't blame Mr. Edgeworth. Those games were a bit strange.

W-Was it you that sent them?

I-I'm sorry!

- Lauren Paups

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Dear 91eivos,

Hmph, whippersnappers these days spend far too much time online, especially this YouTube and TikTok place you call entertainment. Back in my day, our entertainment was outside where we could get fresh air or go places besides just sitting and doing nothing but staring at a screen.

It’s especially pointless when all you’re seeing is people just eating and make money off of that! Is that all you kids ever do in life is just watch other people eat instead of going out to eat those same foods yourself!? You could even order food by phone or those things you call apps that will bring it to your door, but instead you’d rather watch some stranger eat in front of you!

You’d think people would spend more time outdoors and doing other fun activities than sitting and watching a screen. We had those too, but at least we could do more than just staring at that screen. Dancing while watching Everybody Loves Raymond can be quite enjoyable.

- Wendy Oldbag

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Dear 91eivos,

Whose badge would you say is worth showing? I notice Mr. Wright always shows his every time he investigates.

- Dick Gumshoe

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Dear Athena,

Erm well, it’s complicated to say. I was dealing with a lot at the time.

(Please no more questions, kid.)

- Phoenix Wright

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Dear 91teivos,

If I did write that, then I guess? 

(But, I know Edgeworth isn’t this gullible and he’s certainly not Jeff Goldblum.)

- Phoenix Wright

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Dear 91eivos,

Hard to say but Lamiroir’s music is definitely that kind of genre and tone of singing.

(Lamiroir definitely sang it better.)

- Apollo Justice

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Dear 91eivos,

I’d say it’s a bit of both. I’m glad you like my kind of music and wish to hear it.

- Lamiroir

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Dear 91eivos,

Unfortunately, I’m a Prosecutor, not an actor.

(I’m sure Mr. Powers would make a better Jeff Goldblum impression.)

- Miles Edgeworth