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stargazeraldroth · 1 year ago

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I don’t think I’ve ever said how much I like Strawberry Crepe Cookie. There’s so much mystery surrounding this tiny child. I wanna see like an official document or something where Strawberry Crepe Cookie lists their findings on the other Cookies and their ingredients. So far, we know

- Wizard Cookie is 70% intelligence, 29% curiosity, and 1% genius, and his dough contains ice cream and popping candy

- Chili Pepper Cookie is 99% ignorance and 1% spice with 13 grams of chili sauce

- Strawberry Cookie is 13% concentrated strawberry syrup, 7% sugar, and has pink food dye

- Custard Cookie III is 70% naivety, 25% custard, and 5% royalty

- GingerBrave is 100% bravery

- Clotted Cream Cookie is 25% grace, 23% eloquence, 20% brilliance, 20% ambition, 10% condensed cream, and 2% connivingness

#these are all the ones i know of #if i missed one feel free to add it #i need more strawberry crepe cookie analysis data #i wonder what pastry cookie's would yield #70% trauma 25% loyalty 5% sleepiness #do y'all think dark choco's would say something like 50% daddy issues #gingerbrave apparently doesn't even have ginger in him #outrageous #onion cookie is 100% dead #any ingredient headcanons anyone #wonder what moonlight cookie's would be like #since she's supposed to be perfection or something #strawberry crepe cook

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