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Spankofski brothers photo album
#digital art#digital drawing#digital fanart#digital illustration#fanart#timeline#pete spankoffski#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#trans peter spankoffski#ages are ...#2 and 19#4 and 21#5 and 22#6 and 23#7 and 24#8 and 25#10 and 27#14 and 31#18 and 35#this took me way too long to make#hachetfield#for some reason this isent showing up in my hachetfeiod tag#tumblr is a functional websote
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I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like
#sp-rambles#“Canon is when they do not cry nor have emotions whatsoever and fanon is when they sob 24/7”#Like idk buddy I think it Depends#Edit: Since this is getting moderately popular#Yes this was made about Sans but also for TF2#You don't know the hell that is the TF2 fandom and how they treat these characters lol#Because how the hell do you misinterpret such simplistic characters who have like 2 or 3 personality traits each
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i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy
#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals#closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7#dungeon meshi
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When she griddle on my harrow till I hark. Is this anything
#lictor? i barely know her! is on my mind 24/7#griddlehark#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#harrow the ninth#the locked tomb series#tlt fanart#harrow#harrowhark
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Logan: trauma dumps Wade:
#low effort meme GO!#yeah when logan opens up fully to Wade its def going to be soft but Wade also needs to know he on go 24/7....mentally and physically#marvel#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#honda odyssey
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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy
State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.
........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.
There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.
And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.
And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.
Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.
Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.
Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"
The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.
The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood#fma:b#literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me#im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason#Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still#not flying under the radar#Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.
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Thinking about Laura scolding her dads for smoking. They're both on the couch, Logan with his cigar, Wade with a fucking menthol.
Laura: You're gonna get cancer!
Wade: I already have cancer
Logan: I can't get cancer
Wade: *glares* Lucky bastard
#this post is a reminder that wades entire body is made up of cancerous cells and he is forever burdened with life because of it#the cancer is quite literally keeping him alive#and killing him 24/7#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#laura kinney#laura x23#x23#don't smoke kids#you are not deadpool OR wolverine#you do not have regeneration powers
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Hal, interrupting Barry mid-sentence: Hold up. You were in Gotham? Batman’s Gotham? ‘No-Meta-in-Gotham’ Gotham?
Barry: Yeah? Bats needed my forensic expertise. It was so cool. We traced-
Hal: Not fair. I want to go to Gotham
Barry: Ask Batman
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Green Lantern, thinking about how he’s going to kill The Flash: You want me to go in there *gestures to open manhole* In the sewer. To fight an alligator.
Batman: Killer Croc is a man
Green Lantern: That looks like a crocodile and eats people.
Batman: Yes.
Green Lantern: What about him? Make him do it *gestures to Red Robin*
Red Robin: Can’t
Batman: He can’t.
Green Lantern: Why not?
Red Robin: Don’t have a spleen
Batman: He doesn’t have a spleen.
Green Lantern:
Red Robin, over coms: Did you guys hear that? Green Lantern just told me he wants me to fucking die
Coms: *explodes as everybody speaks at once*
#Hal: regretting his choices 24/7#Hal: is it always like this?#Bruce: yes#this os so dumb but I think of it like every two weeks so I’m putting it here#Batman#red robin#green lantern#hal jordan#bruce wayne#Tim drake
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#girlcore#girlblogging#im just a girl#girl interupted syndrome#i love lana del rey#lana del rey#ldr aesthetic#coquette#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#girl things#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#just girly things#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#sofia coppola#24/7 sylvia plath
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Kyle, that evil fucker, mirrors every reaction you make.
He's got your knees pushed back as far as they'll go, and as that gasp slips out of you, he's right there, copying it. He slides into you slow, whining just like you do, a smug chuckle slipping out while he presses his forehead to yours.
"Ah, ah-" His voice matches yours, mocking, his mouth twisting into a grin.
When you turn your head away, embarrassed, he grabs your jaw, forcing you to meet his intense, brown eyes. He loves when you pout, his brow furrowing, mimicking your frustration with cruel precision.
"What's wrong? Want me to stop?" That grin stretches wide across his face when you shake your head desperately.
"No, no, no-" he mocks, voice high-pitched, laughing at the way you crumble under him.
But the second you clamp down on him in that way, he's all nods and hums, pleased, grinding into you until your legs shake. Then he's back at it, slamming into you again, panting just like you, throwing a mean laugh when you curse at him.
"Fuck me? Yeah, fuck me?" His voice is biting, playful, right before he sinks his teeth into your neck and pounds harder into the spot that makes everything go white.
He only gets serious when you're teetering on the edge. You're breathless, pleading, telling him exactly what you need, and he's listening, nodding like he's taking orders.
"Right here? Like that? C'mon, use your words."
And when you finally tip over, he's right there with you, pulling back just enough to mirror your face. Brows furrowed, jaw slack, breathless. Not to tease, but because the pleasure's consuming him too. Maybe even more.
//shout-out to @kyletogaz for the whole kyle mimicking thing that I haven't been able to get out of my head//
#i love him you dont understand#since i read that fic its been in my head 24/7#short stuff#kyle gaz x reader#kyle gaz smut#kyle gaz garrick#kyle gaz x you#gaz x reader#gaz x you
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#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#furina#i've been having them on loop in my head 24/7#and i've drawn them a ton i can't stop#happy birthday scara
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armand & louis playing out echoes of his relationship with marius
#iwtvedit#iwtv#interview with the vampire#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#armand#i want to be clear this is NOT i repeat NOT me comparing louis to marius#it's as different as it possibly can be when they're both mutually playing roles they can discard at any moment.#but it is fascinating to me that like. the echoes are there. they're choosing (consciously or not)#to have those resonances with armand's past#i can never unsee it now#anyway can't believe they used daniel as a prop in their elaborate 24/7 maker servant d/s exploitation roleplay.
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begging u to pls post the I think we’re gonna have to EAT THIS GUY w wolfwood and laios here so i can reblog it 🙏
#ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE 🫡#sorry i forgot to post it here ty for the reminder LOLL#nicholas d wolfwood#laios touden#these guys are taking shifts to give me 24/7 psychic brain damage
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#work?? uni?? never heard of them#it’s good omens brainrot 24/7 now#good omens#good omens s3#good omens season 3#foolish talks
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In which Merlin does understand the significance of Arthur gifting him his mother's sigil
#this is what actually happened you can't prove otherwise#the sigil scene lives in my head 24/7#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#animation#my art#my animation
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