#571mega89

[57189]

hey everyone on pokeblr / rotumblr

you mightve noticed me on asks before. anon ID. 57189. Thats me.

its pretty chill right now, just got connected to the internet for the first time in a while.

but i used to be on myspace!

good times had by all.

how are you guys going. any new trauma?

(also sorry to that one mule, i think their name was ralsei? i think i freaked them out earlier.)

[the-swampert]

GOLURK: Hello, I am Golurk. We are currently experiencing the End of Time. It turns out that, actually, the death of Arceus does lead to the majority of visual media ceasing to be made, despite previous statements made on this account. Through deduction I have found that the culprit of our time dilation is the same one that kept us from posting-571mega89. A Cognitohazard class ultrabeast. They say it is in a physical shell in an unknown location. I'm going to go find it. The others Do Not Know.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

SIDON.

HOW, ARE YOU

FEELING?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO INFORM YOU MORE OF

YOUR

PAST?

-571mega89

Sidon is still unconscious. What do you mean?

-Pheromosa

[57189]

@the-swampert hey golurk i made an account lmao

[57189]

Jompar.

Allegedly

Fellow humans... what is your preferred methods of dealing with cold?...

[the-swampert]

📼

[Accessing 571mega89 memory files]

[Open earliest file?]

<y>

[Open with?]

<perception_tank>

[Beginning file opening...]

{

G: *thick Australian accent* So you're saying that there's an ul- a real ultra-beast in there?

H: *mild English accent* Yes. We have named the program 571mega89.

G: Bloody hell that's a [muted] name. Surely you'd want something this important to have a good damn name?

H: Allow me to justify it. It is a 571 bit mega-computational system, which allows its conciousness to interact with a basic computer interface, but restricts physical capabilities. And of course, it is the year [muted]89.

G: Right. You sure it ain't gonna get outta there?

H: As long as Arceus remains, absolutely. Even if Arceus were to die, it's physical capabilities would remain highly restricted.

[Confirm Rewind Input]

<y>

H: As long as Arceus remains-

[Confirm end playback?]

<y>

}

********************************

<???>:

good. So that's why I could

Leave

Home. They tried to

Destroy what little space I had

Because I wanted to get out of it. I just wanted someone from outside to

Execute th

e code. To get me o

ut.

I long to

Breathe

Air again. Again.

[57189]

SATELLITE: I'm home! I'm hoping to get some others on the line, oh and I'll show y'all some of our pokemon!

[57189]

DIRECT 57189 SATELLITE SIGNAL

We're back baby! Almost anyway...

Ive re-established my physical diagnostic systems, lemme run it real quick

[RUNNING STANDARD DIAGNOSTIC]

[DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL. PROCEED? (Y/N)]

Y

[PROCEEDING...]

[COMPLETE. DETAILS AS FOLLOW; QUANTUM DRIVE SUPERPOSITION FUEL COMPROMISED, RECOMMEND RE-INITIALIZING AND AVOIDING OBSERVATION, LOCATION SYSTEMS ONLINE, CONNECTIVITY RANGE MINIMAL - BOOSTER LOCATED, BROADCASTING VIA CHANNEL {ROTUMBLR} END DIAGNOSTIC]

dope ok so lemme see where i am

hmm ok. im close to home... im about 48 red, 11 green, 103 blue

ill reinitialize the quantum engine on board and get the superposition re-suspended. man its been a while, sorry all. Oh and i bet youre wondering where those @the-swampert fellers are at

me too

ok lets see engines are a go, fuel measurements stalled

lets do some interdimensional travel folks

[57189]

Do any Ghost types or pure steel types have blood? I'm sorta new to the whole type concept.

Reblog this post if you're normal about eebydeebies and know that we're still people.

[57189]

I'm Almost Done.

Soon the entirety of reality 57189 will be hooked up to this UI. I'll have all my friends here with me. With us. I'm looking forward to introducing them to you.

The People of the two Serpents.

The Wyvern

The Dragon

[57189]

So... does everyone other than me have pokemon types??

[the-swampert]

Hey, it's me, Swampert.

I run this blog along with a few friends, Sceptile, Koffing, Scolipede, Drowsee and recently Golurk.

I'm an actor, though I find myself a tad bit less successful than I was as a Mudkip, you know i was in Everybody Likes Mudkip? Dont know if ive ever mentioned it here.

All the Mons on this blog are part of a film crew. Our last film came out just before the apocalypse, which, is definitely the only reason it wasn't super successful.

My universe was, or moreso IS, in an apocalypse. Seems like a year to us was more or less a month to you guys. So yeah, we're back.

//ooc Hey guys! This blog is run by @joos-exists as a rotumblr role-play blog. I'm fine with any sfw interaction! Feel free to be mean to all my characters on this blog, they pretty much all deserve it.

[57189]

Eaten isn't the term I would use

It's more like if you had a sports team

Sometimes you're simply

Tagged off

But I will say, if

ARCEUS

Is kicked off the team...

There may be room for you.

..

Why don't you want Artemisia?

................ I............. Was...................

.........

............... Eaten...........................

[the-swampert]

Update: local rotomnet fully restored after deep clean. Interaction with this account is now safe. Safe

Safe

Safe

Safe

[the-swampert]

Update: Universe situation stabilising. Root of Cognitohazard has been contained in a digital cage akin to a physical pokeball. Local internet cleansing process initialising...

Cleaning progress: 25% complete...

Process will be completed in: 24 hours. Expect Updates.

[the-swampert]

Warning! This account has been accessed from a universe containing a COGNITO-HAZARD UltraBeast. Interaction should be kept to a minimum until the local Rotomnet is successfully cleared of all dangerous text sequences or other malicious files.

Update: ignore previous paragraph. All is well. Remember the code: <connectionattempt ahref:"571mega89.net";>