#5 9 10 and i think 11 wouldn't be considered within the standard i think. which i only bring up beclaws this is not meant to imply there's

[junkyardstray]

american akita

[janewayseven]

20 questions for fic writers, J7 edition

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 15

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 90,585

3. What fandoms do you write for? Star Trek, mostly Voyager, some cross-over into Picard and TNG.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

Four times she denies you and the one time she doesn't. What happens if our ladies have their shit together and mutual attraction trumps stupid little issues, like Starships to run.

Slowly, then all at once a collection of moments, big and small, painting the picture of two women, learning and growing together, falling for each other slowly, then all at once.

Things that Fall What happens from the first time your heart feels full until you finally let yourself fall? An exploration in 12 vignettes.

The Space in Between  Seven is a precious baby-queer, Kathryn is in denial, B'Elanna is the friend we all need (and a fun play-mate to Kathryn).

I'm a little tied up right now My attempt at rectifying the severe lack of prehensile-plant fics in the J7 fandom...

5. Do you respond to comments? Sometimes, when I don't get too in my head about how to respond...

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Hands down definitely They're In Love, Where Am I?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Most of my fics have a happy ending... For finished fics I think I'd go with autumn is a second spring, including WIPs I think home is a moment in time has the most momentous happy ending so far.

8. Do you get hate on fics? Nope!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yes. Depends on the what the story needs - sometimes soft and emotional, but I also have some more kinky BDSM fics. And sometimes they mix, just like in real life...

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? Within the Star Trek universe, yes (ask me about the polycule, I dare you!). Not crazy by any standards, but a fun little drabble has the biggest crossover: Come to Quarks, Quarks is Fun (...they said)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I know of...

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?  No, I don't think so.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? No, not yet.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? NCC-1701 will always be my first love, but Voyager is hot af. (half-kidding. It's J7. Hands down.)

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? The Janeway & Riker Chronicles. In my mind he hit on her once and got bitchslapped so hard he worships her to this day. They end up being thick as thieves and getting into all kinds of trouble with each other. There's traces of this in some of my fics, but I doubt I'll ever actually write it.

16. What are your writing strengths? Flow, emotionality, little details, switching POVs

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Brevity, Punctuation, getting lost in the characters' mental space too much

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? Sure, why not. But not if you can't speak the language/have someone to help with translation.

19. First fandom you wrote for? Star Trek Voyager | Janeway/Seven

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? I think I'll always be especially fond of my first one (Things that Fall) and the most recent one - just because the idea wouldn't let me go for three years (home is a moment in time) - but I Will Follow Where You Lead has a special place in my heart - because of the challenge of it and the fact that it started a new relationship tag.

Tagging: Thank you for the tag, @curator-on-ao3! If you see this, consider yourself tagged - because I just know I probably forgot to tag someone. Also, to the amazing writers I got to meet here: @moonxshape @jennyandvastraflint @femslash-universe @notdeannatroi @queenology @katerinadeannika @waknatious @stardatextoday @problematick @captainkatie42 @angstbotfic @ussjellyfish @evilwickedme

[exhaustedcreator]

Since I know no one is going to comment anything, I might as well answer them.

1) Aizawa from MHA, Papyrus and Sans from Undertale, and Brook and Rayleigh from One Piece.

2)Lighter

3)You have to take out my window in order to open it so, no.

4)I am unsure but I wouldn't be surprised if Zolgo or Cthulhu existed.

5) In bright light they are hazel. In normal light they tend to look brown or dark brown. In slightly darker lighting, they are completely black.

6)I did this because I'm bored and I have had this up for a while and decided to just do it since I knew no one would comment anything because all I have are bots and 2 or 3 actual people that follow me.

7)Neither. My hair is too short to use them.

8) 1 mostly empty and 1 completely empty one.

9)Hot coffee

10)It depends on their morals, personalities, thought process and several other factors. In other words, yes, though they would have to be a bad person or the guy who owns Twitter now who acts like a baby.

11) Art and mathematics

12)It is night

13)2hr and 8 minutes ago

14)I prefer the smell of freshly cut grass though I do like it when it rains.

15)My girlfriend has more or less adopted 13 of her friends, so I guess that counts. Though I'm kinda just the non-binary dad that lets the kids learn the consequences of their actions the hard way as I'm drinking a cup of tea or coffee.

16)Yes but no legally yet. And I have too much anxiety for that.

17) I am nearsighted but I feel like I may be leaning more towards legally blind.

18) Dandruff shampoo

19)No because I would most likely be the first one asleep.

20)Soda

21)Pokemon cards and SpongeBob monopoly

22)I am the type to avoid drama as much as possible, hates loud places and people and prefers to usually be alone. Yes, I am considered the quiet kid but not the type that keeps getting stereotyped by memes. I sit in the corner of the class, doing everything to not get distracted while I'm just trying to do schoolwork. I would also do math and chemistry equations just for the hell of it. If I am left at home and bored, there's a good chance I'm going to finish a full year class online within a day.

23)I love chilly weather. Especially because I constantly run 100°F.

24)I don't know what you would be doing but I would be laying there, trying to relax, then instantly remember I'm a workaholic and start drawing in my sketchbook.

25)Perfume

26)OC angst because why not have them suffer.

27)I don't know

28)yes

29)hellfire hot

30)No

31)I don't need music to keep me grounded

32)No. All towels are the same for me as long as they're not dirty or smell like wet dog.

33)A college career day just earlier today. I got lost several times. My navigation skills are like that of Zoro's (One Piece).

34)Deathbed and Hide and Seek

35)Eastern Standard time

36) You can change it? Anytime I tried it said it is invalid or doesn't work.

37)Not that I can think of.

38)Level(I think)

39)VERY rarely

40)yes

42)With hazelnut creamer and two spoons of sugar.

43)I can't handle them and nor am I supposed to have them.

44)A certain cousin of mine who has been to jail on multiple occasions or the guy who fucked up my girlfriend's self-esteem.

45)Somewhat but it's fuzzy. I have to actually think for a while in order to fully recall it.

46)Home Alone

47)A "goodnight" and "I love you" to my girlfriend

48)It was an accident since my mother forgot to ask for a virgin strawberry daiquiri. I am unsure how old I was but I think I was in elementary school at the time, nearing middle school.

49)I haven't tried, so I'd say no.

50)Go ahead.

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[nerdytranswoman]

NSFW ask! those questions......... alllll of them.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Not sure. I tend to follow my gut when i meet people, so maybe there's some subconscious thoughts? But Personally, I’d say not, since I actively seek out thoughts on looks in order to change them by thinking “what if that was you?”. 

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes. Yes they are. I feel so good when I click with a group of people, but when I find that one I can spend 100% of my time/energy with, they are all i need.

3. Are you a virgin?

haha, whats that?

4. Are you in a relationship?

Not in any I like, thats for sure. (samy, shut up. you got your family/live under the same roof, i want mine.)

5. Are you in love?

yes.

6. Are you single this year?

yeah. ish. 

7. Can you commit to one person?

I can, and I have before. 

8. Describe your crush

Smart, funny, nerdy, loves to talk with me, but even the silence in eachothers company was amazing, seeing the stars/moon reminds me of her every night. 9. Describe your perfect mate

^up there.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

mmm, yes? people are people, and sometimes they just... click!

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes, but not for government benefits. For Love. 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

No, not without a VERY good explanation with proof. 

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Yes. bitch, I know I ordered the salad, but I’d cheat on it with your burger anyday.

other than that, no.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yes.

15. Do you have any piercings?

Yes. Yes I do. ;p

16. Do you have any tattoos?

yes. 27 if you count individual letters separately.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

If it’s someone I love, then the world can fuck off as I make out with them in the middle of the mall.

20. Do you shower every day?

I try to, but water conservation/depression sometimes get in the way.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Yup. I’m cute as heck, so unless you’re Ace, I assume you have feelings for me. 

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably. Do parents ever not think about their kid?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Easily.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Well, I was engaged last year, so who knows! Maybe!

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Yes, of course. I’m sick of my heart breaking tho.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes. I didn't think it would be that bad till I lost them.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

mmm, nope.

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Kinda? I’ve been lied to in the middle of a break with an understanding we would use the break to improve our relationship.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Never.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Yup. Besides the standard surgery, I want to modify my body with augmentable mechanical limbs!31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Every day.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yes.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yup. Hated it.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yup. Loved all of them. wait, no scratch that, still love them all even if our lives are going in two different directions now.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes. Yes I have. 

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Liked? LIKED??!?! I love her. RIP, Alex. I miss you.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yup. first gf. she was manipulative and my friends told me, but I wouldn't listen.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes. First time I met them I was scared shitless, but now I’m pretty sure that person would fight for me if someone was a big enough of a dick to me. 

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yes, everyday for two years now. 

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

haha, yes! but none of you’ll ever hear it!

41. Have you had sex so far this year?Yes, though not as much as my newfound horniness would like me to be having. 

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Umm, depends? Sometimes kissing doesn't start till after the wandering?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

3 years.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Umm, I’ve dated a lot, but in terms of actual relationships? 5. 

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

Nobody. That’s when I was coming out of the closet to myself. 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

I had a partner then, so...

47. How old are you?

Im currently a Quarter of a century old. How about that?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“Awesome! go get that skan... Skilled tuba player, im assuming.” 

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Currently not applicable. But I do like the intelligence and depth of conversation I’ve had with partners. 

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

No. That ship has sailed.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes. 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

A girl named Glenni. She told me she was Ace, but I will admit it took a little longer than that to stop pining for her. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

A few people don’t like my on-again/off-again/complex relationship with a gal in Monterey.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Alex.

55. Share a relationship story.

Watching the sunset on the beach slowly turn into a hamburger because of the clouds. We also had a picnic and I made vegan cheese for her sandwich! Idk what happened, but sadly we are no longer together.

56. State 8 facts about your body

Soft, Squishy, blonde leg/arm hair that makes me look shaved even after 8 months, a scar on my nose, a scar on my arm, crazy strength, shit stamina, gets wet at the beach.

57. Things you want to say to an ex

Fuck you for messing me up so badly that when I met the next person to make me feel even happier, I chickened out out of fear I’d lose them. 

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Food, Conversational compatibility, cuddles, Adventures, ability to enjoy eachothers company in silence.59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Here

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

7 years. that's the extreme I’m willing to date.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Eyes, usually. Not color or shape, but how they express themselves, if that makes sense.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I’d say something special that shows me how much they care for me. 

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Um, pretty much whatever you do with you and your partners genitals i guess?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Seeing someone else in a relationship/sexual capacity without my knowledge. 

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Teasing, followed by light touching.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

BDSM, Brat vs Dom. I’ll let you guess what role I like to play. ;p

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Lots of cuddling, movies, and food all at home followed by sexytimes maybe?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Gay. women are just so hot. 

69. What turns you off?

Lots of things. but being mean is pretty high up there. 

70. What turns you on?

Cheezy romantic crap directed at me.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Giving my partner complete (consensual and trusting with a safeword) control for them to do whatever they want with me. 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

... 

”Good girl.” 

>.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Take me out for fancy food.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Weight. I dont like too skinny or too heavy, but someone with a healthy looking amount of chub I can become immediately attracted to. 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Flew out to visit me. We shared one kiss. 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

Idk, I like to think im pretty sweet to most people in general, but I don't know what the sweetest thing I’ve done for someone is. 

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

if you’re not in your teens, don't date a teen. Otherwise, keep it within a decade to minimize incompatibility brought about by slight differences in culture growing up, especially in this technological age where it seems every six months there’s a new generation influencing the world. My limit is 7 years.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

Ever sucked a girls dick on a beach under a new moon? I have. 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

A few days ago. She’s just better than me in every way it seems. 

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

yesterday?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Me, samy, rain, glenni, alex

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

um, my therapist. A new one that i can very easily open up too, and apparently the feelings I’ve shared with her made her want to hug me at the end of our session. 

83. Who was your first kiss with?

NOBODY. thats who. 

she ded 2 me.

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

I have no clue. I thought things were going well, but then she told me she wanted to end things romanticly. I accepted, because why not? I don't want to force someone to be with me that doesn't want to. But I do worry it was something i said, something I did. 

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

haha, how do you think i find gf’s?

[nationalistic]

Buddy if you could get your head out of your ass long enough to realize how similar Christianity and Islam are you wouldn't sound like such an uneducated twat all the time. If you educated yourself before you started calling other people terrorists, maybe you wouldn't live out such a sad existence where your only audience is all the porn blogs that follow you. Jesus regularly dined with thieves and whores and you're a sad excuse for a follower of his. You're about as Christian as a potato. FOH.

As someone who has read both the Holy Bible and the Qur'an, the latter as a purely academic exercise, I take comfort in the knowledge that my faith is utterly incomparable to Islam. But I’m sure you, having read a few tumblr posts, are far more qualified to judge, so I defer to you.

Sure, you can find verses in both books which are similar, they’re both Abrahamic, monotheistic religions and share a number of prophets, but the difference comes when you actually read the vile book itself.

The following is a very, very brief summary of the degeneracy of the Moslem, the false prophet Muhammad and his disgusting religion.

In Islam, a man is given the right to beat his wife until she obeys (Sura 4:34, Bukhari 8.73.68). According the Qur’an, “Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made some of them to excel others…and those on whose part you fear rebellion, admonish them, and leave them alone in beds apart, and beat them.” Oh and just in case you were considering defending spousal abuse in the name of tolerance, the Arabic word for beat used in the Qur’an is the same word used for the treatment of slaves and animals.

Muhammad himself was a degenerate, licentious and vile man, he had thirteen wives, two concubines/slaves, and four women with whom he had regular sexual relationships. Jesus insisted on the sanctity of marriage with one woman (Mark 10:5-12). 

Not to mention, by the way, that one of Muhammad’s wives was six years old when he married her, but nine years old when he consummated his marriage with her, so that’s okay, right? (See Aisha) And we wonder why Moslem grooming gangs terrorise the streets of the Western world, they’re simply following in their prophets footsteps!

Also of interest, Muhammad married his daughter-in-law Zainab (Bukhari 9.93.516-518). He arranged for his adopted son Zaid to divorce her simply so he could marry her. Faced with the refusal of Zaid to dissolve his marriage, Muhammad had another convenient revelation from Allah, which not only commanded Zaid to give up his wife to Muhammad, but also decreed that there was no evil in a father-in-law taking his daughter-in-law away from his own adopted son (Sura 33:36-38).

Sura 2:223 explains that “Your wives are your fields, so go into your fields whichever way you like.” Is this how husbands should think of their wives? Is this an example of the perfect divinely inspired revealed truth dictated from Allah to Muhammad? Let’s quickly compare what we have read so far to the Christian teachings about women, shall we?

Two books of the Old Testament are named for (and are about) women. Women play an even more venerated and prominent role in the New Testament, especially in view of the low status afforded women in the culture in which Jesus lived. Read Matthew 5:32; 1 Corinthians 11:11-12; Galatians 3:28; Ephesians 5:25-33.

There are 21 notable women mentioned favourably in the New Testament. While the Bible teaches different roles for women than for men, the New Testament elevates women in many ways. It teaches, “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her to make her holy, cleansing her by the washing with water through the word, and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless. 

In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.”

Carrying out this teaching, Christianity has enhanced and protected women throughout history.

In stark contrast, let’s quickly go over some more Moslem attitudes to women:

Prostitution is common in many Moslem countries, especially countries in Africa. Moslems justify prostitution by marrying the woman for the night, which seems to be ‘okay’ as long as they stay within the limit of four wives at one time.

Genital mutilation of women is also a widespread practice in Moslem countries. In some countries 90% of women are so mutilated.

The Qur’an and hadiths teach that it is morally acceptable to force women to have sex with their captors (Suras 4:24,  70:29-30; also Bukhari 8.77.600; 9.93.506; also Moslem Hadiths numbers 8:3371 and 8:3433).

Islam teaches that the majority of people in hell are women (Bukhari 1.2.28, 1.6.301, and 2.18.161). According to the prophet of Islam, “I looked at Hell and saw that the majority of its inhabitants were women.” This is a completely abominable idea to any Christian.

There is a marked difference between the founders of the two religions also. Muhammad was an unrepentant sinner. In Suras 40:55, 47:19, and 48:1-2, Allah tells Muhammad to ask for forgiveness for his sins. Certain sins of his are mentioned in Bukhari 1:234 and 8:794-796, which include cutting off people’s limbs, burning out their eyes, and making them die of thirst. Muhammad also himself owned slaves (Bukhari 3:711, 6:435, 8:182, 8:221, 9:368). The only place where slavery is proven to be practiced today is in Islamic countries.

If Islam’s prophet, who is purported to be the model of purity for Moslems, was never in a state of holy perfection, then what hope do other Moslems have in achieving the stage of perfection? Shouldn’t the fruits of a prophet of the Almighty be benevolence and brotherhood instead of cold-blooded murder and dismemberment?

Jesus, on the other hand was without sin (Acts 10:38; 1 Peter 1:19, 2:21-24; 1 John 2:1, 3:5). Even his enemies, those who betrayed and crucified him, acknowledged his perfect life (Matthew 27:3-4; Luke 23:14-15). Jesus lived the perfect life for us all. This gives meaning to his claim to divinity since no one else has ever achieved perfection, and through this his self-sacrificial death for our sins becomes even more poignant. Jesus gave his life that others may live in a very spiritual and real sense, Muhammad took innocent lives for no reason.

Jesus:

Was never in need of forgiveness because he had no sin

Killed nobody, nor advocated killing in cold blood

Was not prejudiced against different classes of people

He did not own slaves

Did not succumb to the devil and was not bewitched (Matthew 4; Luke 4)

Had high moral standards, treating women with respect and advocating his followers do the same

Promised to pay the penalty for your sins

Suffered and died for both you and me, whether you accept that or not

Has no tomb for he rose from the dead and lives

Is the Prince of Peace.

Mohammad:

Advocates and practices wife beating and spousal abuse

Is acknowledged by his own religion to be a sinner and in need of forgiveness

Was prejudiced against the poor, women and slaves

Practised incestuous and immoral relationships

Was a murderer and practiced extreme violence

Justified rape of captive women (sex slavery)

Justified sodomy and sexual promiscuity

Kept many slaves for himself

Practised and encouraged PAEDOPHILIA by marrying a six year old, and raping her at the age of 9

So if you still think the two religions are even remotely comparable, there is no hope left for you my friend.