#4th of July is eh but it would be much better if matt was making me Mexican hot dogs !
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sooo many thoughts,, barbecue n fireworks w/bestie matt (feat. bomens boys) under the cut
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ugh grill king ily,,,,,youâre so adorable w your special grilling gear and apron that you just have to pack with you :( even on tour bc who knows when thereâs going to b the chance to cook something up for your friends aw
imagine you, best friend! matt, and the guys having an off day in the summer time. heâs so excited to cook for you bc youâve never had his food and mans is constantlyyyy talking about it.
you tease him about needing to try it for yourself to see if heâs really the best
âi know my stuff is good. youâre gonna be begging me for seconds,â he boasts, clicking his tongs at you.
mhm ok
you offer to be his assistant or just to stand with him
ânope!, iâm in control, just relax and let me take care of itâ
so you sit your pretty little self in a fold out chair sipping your favorite bevy he put in the cooler just for you (bonus: if itâs a celcius that he got you into, heâs so proud of himself) and just watch/talk and laugh w him while he stands there vigilantly watching the foodâŚ. w his apron on and hair tied back :(( (sorry domestic matt just really gets to me)
once the food is ready, he calls everyone over to make their plates but he already knows what you like đ
âjust sit there, i got it âď¸â
he fixes it up for you and you look down at the plate,, itâs perf with all your favorites and condiments and sides stoppp
âyou want another drink?? i put an extra (your fav) in the cooler,,hereâ without you saying yes heâs digging through the ice to grab it for you. acts of service are his specialty <3
while youâre eating, heâs constantly trying to get up to refill your plate or getting you napkins or making fun of you for getting ketchup on ur face and trying to wipe it away :( the guys are just liiikkke uhh bro STAND UP (actually sit down they donât need 10 napkins theyre FINE ,,,, also the boys have never seen matt flirt before so itâs a lil awk)
later in the night, matt and folio are being country boys and setting off mini fireworks in the empty parking lot nearby while everyone watches,, excitedly w a lil bit of fear of course
matt runs over to the chair next to you to watch them go off and you tell him youâre a lil freaked out that something might go wrong and/or youâre afraid of the booms
he holds your hand in his on top of your chairâs arm rest and tells you âitâll be okayâ ;~; he âwouldnât do it if you would be in dangerâ ;~;
you watch his face glow in the light of the fireworks and your heart feels like itâs gonna explode, especially when he looks at you to check if youâre as proud of him as he is himself
ALSO !!! matt bought sparklers and guess what no one NO ONE can use them but you two ahh
ânoah, no these are for y/n and i get your own!â
âPLEASE just oneâ noah tries to fight him on it :/
âyou should have planned ahead !!â
guard dog matt..
âAY who tf took 3 sparklers?? stay out of my shit! now y/n only gets to do it twice đŠâ
mattâs always listening btw, itâs why he got you the sparklers in the first place :) he remembered you telling him you wanted to try those old cutie pinterest pics where you write each otherâs names and draw w sparklersâŚ
heâs thinks itâs dumb! and probably wonât work! BUT ANYTHING FOR U
noah does get 1 sparkler to share w nick! folio n jolly get their own bc theyre good boys and donât steal. you all are trying to figure out how to get the best pictures and mattâs just busting their balls saying youâre better at it than they are đ
when you finally get back to matt whoâs been watching you have fun from his seat,, you show him your picturesâŚ.
you tease him when his cheeks show a bit of pink and his lips turn up just a bit
âoh, cuteâŚâ
youâve shown him a pic of u drawing â matt + y/n <3 â
he sees you staring EEE âshut upâ
âmatt, i didnât even say anything!!â
the matt eye roll,, âwhatever just remember to send that to meâŚâ
#4th of July is eh but it would be much better if matt was making me Mexican hot dogs !#matt dierkes#matt dierkes x reader#matt thoughts
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heith for that fall ship meme
autumnal shipping meme!
Who gets excited about Halloween in July: Hunk, totally. Keith is the one cringing at the preemptive Halloween displays in Target and going, âITâS JULY, YOU HEATHENSâ when Lance wants to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas at three AM on July 4th.
Who starts wearing sweaters and scarves on the first day of September and completely overheats: Keith, but itâs less out of excitement and more out of wanting to be prepared just in case it gets cold.
Who thrives in Fall/Who prefers Summer and warm weather: Keith lives for fall and winter; Hunk thinks his boyfriend isâŚâŚ an oddball. Yeah, thatâs a way to say it that wonât make Hunk feel guilty.
Who thinks the other looks so cute when theyâre cold and trying to fight it with 50 sweaters: Hunk thinks Keith looks cute when heâs doing this. Keith would counter by saying that Hunk looks cute always. But this also usually doesnât happen until winter, because despite his, âalways be preparedâ outlook, Keith doesnât get terribly cold that easily.
Who offers the other their jacket: âKeith, thatâs sweet butâŚâŚ uh. I pretty obviously canât fit into your jacketâ / ââŚâŚ*tries to put it around Hunkâs shoulders anyway*â / â*sighs, picks it up off the ground, and puts it back on Keith*â
Who doesnât want to get out of bed in the morning because itâs too cold and has to run from the warm covers to the shower: Hunk.
Who touches the other with their freezing cold feet at night: Hunk. To everyoneâs surprise, Keith actually runs pretty hot as a natural base temp, despite people tending to think that he looks skinny as hell (âwhich he actually really isnât, heâs just compact, but thatâs beside the point).
Who makes the hot cider to snuggle under a blanket and drink: Hunk.
Who loves carving pumpkins and buys about 300: Hunk, oh my god.
Who is terrible at carving pumpkins: Well, neither of them is really terrible, but Keith is better than Hunk. He has more practice with his knife.
Who thinks pulling the pumpkin guts out with their hands is icky: Eh, neither of them squicks at it, really. Keithâs dealt with worse and Hunk has to get his hands messy to cook.
What is their favourite Fall activity: Hunk - hayrides and picking apples. Keith - L E A F P I L E S!!!!! also leaf fights. not quite as rewarding as snowball fights but finding new creative ways to get Lance and/or Shiro covered in huge quantities of leaves is super-enjoyable, yâall should try it :)
Who gets scared when they watch Horror movies: Hunk, period. So they usually just donât watch horror movies together. Keith has to watch them with Pidge and Allura, because Hunk and Shiro scare easy, and Lance is totally that annoying, âOH DONâT GO IN THERE, OH MAN NO THE KILLERâS RIGHT THERE, SHEâS GONNA DIEâ person.
Who hands out candy to trick-or-treaters: They take turns, but Keith is surprisingly gentle about it. Hunk is more enthusiastic about it, but Keith actually handles it pretty well.
Who accidentally scares the kids: Keith did this one time, when the kids thought that his Bowie knife was fake. Then there was a Talk about why showing off said Bowie knife to the neighbor kids probably wasnât the best plan.
Who suggested the couples costume: Keith did.
What is their couples costume: Andy and April from Parks and Rec.
What is the best Halloween they ever had: The one where they said, âfuck itâ and went trick-or-treating despite allegedly being too old for this because screw it, theyâre gonna have a good time, give them candy
What is the worst Halloween they ever had: The one where they went to a party and the allegedly non-alcoholic punch got spiked with liquor anyway, and the two of them and Allura knew better than to trust it when Lotor says, ânon-alcoholicââŚâŚ but Lance, Shiro, Pidge, Shay, and Matt all got completely shit-faced
âso while Allura mostly just took Shay home, Keith and Hunk got to spend the night trying to talk the Holt siblings out of trying drunk science, and holding Lance and Shiro while they cried about everything from, âwhat if all the nihilistic things I catch myself feeling are right after all and everything means nothing and is completely pointless, we all try so hard and it might mean absolutely nothing, what if none of us ever gets better or makes a differenceâ (Shiro) and, âwhat if Iâm no good at anything and you all secretly hate me and wish Iâd go away, I donât blame you, sometimes I wish Iâd go away tooâ (Lance)
âŚâŚto, âyou guys, I love you so much, Hunk youâre the best friend Iâve ever had in my life and you always smell like almonds and hugs, and Keith, you donât suck as much as I thought when I first met you, but you have serious thrill issues, but fuck you for making me care about you, I love you, you jerkâ (Lance) to, âoh my god, why arenât baby cats called, âcattens,â it makes no sense, English is the most asinine language ever, who hurt the English language why is it like this, also the widespread death of bee populations, weâre all going to dieâ (Shiro)
Who eats too much candy and ends up sick the next day: lmao Keith. Hunk knows his own limits, but Keith thinks of limits as more like vague guidelines, really.
#thecorruptedquietone#heith#vld headcanons#mine: voltron#mine: headcanons#voltron legendary defender#memes for ts#hunk x keith#hunk garrett#keith kogane#alcohol ref cw
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