#4GOT TO TAG THE DIVORCE AU LETSGO

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Red Velvet + the last 5 dessert asks for Clay? >:D - Omen

@gentle-horrors

Yes yes yes the bastard man himself! Gonna specify the divorce au let's go

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Red Velvet Cake- Do you and your F/O(s) go out to parties often? What about hosting? If neither of these apply, what do you do instead of partying?

He didn't know WHAT a proper party was until he started hanging out with me more after the divorce ima b honest.

So the first party I took him to was a Halloween one, of course. It was out of town and we got lucky that weekend since Orel was with his mother at the time.

He had fun! I mean he didn't dress up which I thought was very boring of him but he admitted that the last time he had that much fun was before he got married so, I still consider it a win.

We don't go out to parties often but I have gotten him to host a few holiday parties for Orel's sake.

Lemon Bars- How are you and your F/O(s) with kids? Do you want kids of your own? How do you guys react with kids that aren’t yours?

Well...I'm great with kids. Both Clay and Bloberta will admit that I handled their youngest better than they did, and Orel felt comfortable enough around me to actually talk about his emotions n' stuff.

Clay was never meant to be a parent. That's just a fact...but thankfully, I'm helping him...be a proper parent? He's uh...trying his best now.

Cannoli- Do you and your F/O(s) have any mutual hobbies or interests? If so, how do you engage in those together? If not, do you try to teach each other your crafts?

No. No we don't. But we try to engage eachother in the hobbies we enjoy separately.

I reluctantly go to church with him, I join him on hunting trips even if I can't shoot anything, and I let him talk about his concerningly extensive gun collection.

He let's me talk about psychology for long periods of time, he'll draw and read with me sometimes, and we might try to bake on occasion.

Peanut Brittle- How do you and your F/O(s) get through tough times? Do you stick it out together, or do you prefer your personal spaces?

I don't usually like being single when I'm upset so I'll always go to him when the time arises but he's still getting used to allowing himself to feel emotions properly so more often than not its rare when he comes to me when he's not feeling well.

In terms of like...a mutual issue, I'm trying to get him used to relying on me for help, so...there's an attempt to stick it out together.

Marble Brownies- What are you and your F/O(s)’ dream careers? What steps are you guys taking to achieve them together? Do you work in a similar field, or are you guys polar opposites in terms of jobs?

Hey I'm already in my dream career I get to be a therapist! I have...no idea what that man wants though. He's the fucking mayor but he still complains about it being a shitty job. Anytime I ask what he really wanted to do for a living he just shrugs at me.

We definitely have...vastly differing jobs. While we're both, in a way, helping others....he's the fucking mayor and I'm a therapist those are not even close--

Flan- How do you and your F/O(s) share your love for one another? Gifts? Acts of service? Kind words?

He's a gifts and words of affirmation person, he isn't used to being physically affectionate with me yet even though that's how I show affection. I try to keep it in the house, at least until he's more comfortable holding my hand in public.