#4.5 hours to go lmaooo

[f1idk]

Caved and bought the shirt with Lewis's special helmet on it 😅

[eviltiddyprodnz]

The way I've been tagging whatever I wrote wrong lmao. It's season 12.

I'm skimming through the boring parts so I'll just write whatever I find amusing.

- Could this ghost lady not hide??? Like she's holding a gun as Rudra tries to open the lock. Like just hide? It's a dusty room with covers everywhere. What was her game plan? Shoot someone as the door opens 💀 How'd she escape then?

- I love how Gauri beat the shit out of fake man ghosts in Bareilly and Om beat the shit out of fake man ghosts in Mumbai-Lonawala road territory. #OTP4LYF #babeswhobeatghoststogetherstaytogether

- Omkara has the same reactions to finding out Gauri is the planmaker as he has to Rudy. 😭 Hey her plans work 4.5/5 times !

- Agent Gauri #yuh

- Violent Gauri favourite Gauri

- Um isn't that lady ghost too calm? She's like me like she just gave up under the blanket 😭 they put her in the chair and she's like I guess I'm sitting. 0 reluctance. 0 fighting back. And yet she was the one with the gun.....

- Gauri holding her down. Strongest bitch in the house.

- Omkara slapping Rudra in a light sibling manner is my favourite thing to laugh at. 😭

Carnival time 🤡🎉🎊 S12E12

- Rikara scenes make any episode worthwhile. Idk whose hair I'm more jealous of atm. Maybe Gauri's because I want my hair to fall like that too !!

'baal khule rakho, zyada sudar lagti ho'

1) the truth 2) he notices her a lot 😏 lmao who wouldn't 3) HER LINE TO HIM IN THE REDUX

carnival ke liye late ho raha hai 💀 babes voh tumhare peeche chal raha hai

MY WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK. compliment her more jatadhari

- sasuma Tej is here y'all. yes Pinky fight!!!

- Rikara dancing with the biggest smiles 🥺🥺🥺 wait I think I literally saw Kunal try to remember a step 💀

Tag yourselves I'm Rudra just shimmying around.

- why did the evil waiter look straight into the camera and break the fourth wall??

- YES OM PULL YOUR WIFE BACK. Woah how many times does Om get slightly burnt through this show? Isn't this like the second time this season 💀

- Veer channeling his sasta IT

- thumb rule to follow through life, if you see a clown, run in the opposite direction, always.

how is he kidnapping her so slowly and obviously in broad daylight??? what was the gameplan here

skimming because I've seen all this before but how long were Rikara there for the ointment lmaooo?! yalls bhabi got kidnapped and then unconscious in her own house for like half an hour with a man rambling next to her.

If there's one thing that's always going to be true in the IB mess, it's Svetlana being hot.

Spoiler 🚨

Maybe I watched too fast because he wants Anika but he also let's go of that want super fast in the next few episodes. Then it becomes all about the FAM and the lost rights. also Tia, Svet and Soumya are sisters and he's their half brother how??? considering Roop killed their dad (from what I remember) Maybe I'm remembering wrong wait 😭 I guess they share a dad.

E13

I know we're 12 seasons in and this never changes but I need these people to believe each other in a heartbeat after all the fuckery they've been through. she says she saw fake ghost lady again? It's true!

- Gauri saying chubby ka accident bhi abhi hona tha 😭🙏 lmaooo

- they're gonna make everyone dance again oh no. AAAAH GAURI CUTEST. her lipsyncing to the line about sacrifice. my girl 😭

- yes omkar hug your wife

- how many fake wives/wives does Veer have lmao. how many plot changes does he get by episode 🤔

- shivika morning kisses, Rikara absent😭

- sasuma Tej kinda called out Gauri's name sweetly. In dadi logic, aren't Pinky and Tej takkar waale ishqbaaz. She fights with him, doesn't let him win, keeps an eye out for his nonsense and they scheme evil shit. (Pinky is 7000 times better than him though and that says something but still 💀) the first episode hoodwinked me for a few minutes into thinking he was Shivaay's dad and she was his mom.

- Gauri makes a costly mistake is true and she's too smart to fall for it but plot kab characters ke saath match kara hai jo aaj karega.

- Om side eyeing Tia. (Also again considering how they forgive her again in the future plots, their heat truly is reserved for their partners because, although I love Tia too so who am I to judge them)

-Defend your wife Om! Sad that it's always a set up for something much worse 😭💔

Tia looking in the camera too, what is with y'all making eye contact with me!?!

[samsspambox]

hello sam is there perhaps a recipe for artems milk i’m curious since i can’t purchase it :(( have a good day!!!!

hI NONNIE!! i handshake you, bc i was just staring at my screen at the artem milk can lamenting my geographical location since i was an ocean away. i couldn't buy it either but zak could and made a review. he said first impressions were that it's strawberry milk and it later hit you with globs of sweetness, so that made me think it was strawberry preserves with strawberry milk.

there isn't any specific 'artem milk' recipes to my knowledge so i just assumed it was strawberry milk with preserves. (i looked up the wiki how article and then just ignored it) so i deadass just

put preserves into a bottle and added milk and called it a day LMAOOO

okay but here's the things i would do differently after doing it once! though most of this was eyeballed i definitely encourage you to try it out yourself!

i would scoop up the preserves in a separate bowl (maybe 2-4.5 scoops per 12 ounces of milk? it genuinely depends how you want your milk, but have enough to cover the bottom of your cup/bottle) and heat them up a bit in the microwave in intervals so it's just mildly melty and give it a couple of stirs to get some of the lumps out, but there's no need to get them all out.

anyway you put it in a bottle, shake it up a bit, and then leave overnight in the fridge or let chill in the fridge for 8-12 hours. i feel like it would be a game changer bc it's gonna soak the jam a bit and infuse it. and then when you take it out you shake it again and it should be good to go! i wouldn't recommend putting any sugar bc it's already hella sweet, but you could add sugar to taste after!

or you could make strawberry milk with a powdered mix and put some strawberry preserves/jam at the bottom of your cup/bottle too if you're impatient!

hope your artem milk endeavors go well!! you have a good day too nonnie!!! :D

[jasonblossomsghost]

Can we get 1-65 of that ask meme?

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?i doubt my existence more than i’ve ever doubted that of others

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?like a 4.5 tbh i hate the dark

3. The person you would never want to meet?donald trump

4. What is your favorite word?i love so many words!!! one i tend to use a lot in academic papers is “dichotomy”

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?i really love weeping willows

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?“god i’m so fucking tired”

7. What shirt are you wearing?a black and tan baseball tee

8. What do you label yourself as?bisexual, stupid, and a Disaster

9. Bright room or dark room?dark room. i get migraines lmao

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?doing my physics homework and talking on the phone w one of my best friends

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?18 has been pretty ok so far

12. Who told you they loved you last?the best friend from #10

13. Your worst enemy?i don’t really have any enemies

14. What is your current desktop picture?clouds

15. Do you like someone?idk???? perhaps????

16. The last song you listened to?I’ll Make Cereal - Cavetown

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?i can’t say. i think it counts as treason

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?my best friend’s ex-best friend

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?i don’t like the use of the word slave but also i like doing things for myself20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)honestly i don’t like any part of myself physically lmaooo

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?“opposite sex” implies there are only two genders and i identifty outside of the binary so i can’t answer this one lmaoo

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?i am completely talentless

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?killing bugs makes me cry 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.i can’t have bread or meat or dairy really so /: 

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?probably finally order my prom dress

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?Seattle, Washington

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?barefoot wine is the most popular so i’ll go w that

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?“be nice to me”

29. What is your favorite expletive?i say fuck and shit a lot. probably fuck more tho

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?the stuffed animal i was given the day i was born

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?i think my experiences have made me who i am so i wouldn’t change anything

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!living in like a small french town would be lit. or canada

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?you don’t fuck with life and death.

34. What was your last dream about?i have no idea. i think it was a nightmare that i repressed

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?am i a good friend? absolutely not but i try my best

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?yeah i was sick a lot as a kid and lived in the hospital for 2 months when i was born

37. Have you ever built a snowman?yeah of course

38. What is the color of your socks?black

39. What type of music do you like?everything!!!

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?sunrises. they’re more liminal

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?depends but chocolate is usually pretty nice

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)i’m gay

43. Do you have any scars?a ton

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?my ultimate goal is to be a lawyer

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?already answered but my bank account

46. Are you reliable?100% i’m a ride or die

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?are you happy?

48. Do you hold grudges?yeah

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?i don’t fuck w the laws of nature

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?i have a lot of conversations that are probably unusual

51. Are you a good liar?definitely

52. How long could you go without talking?my best friend likes to talk on the phone probably 4 hours a day so not long. if i didn’t have social obligations, probably like a week

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?9th grade’s was rough

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?yep

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?not well

56. What do you like on your toast?i can’t have bread rip

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?no idea

58. What would be you dream car?a tesla or another eco friendly car

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.no. i just shower lmao 

60. Do you believe in aliens?yes!!!!!

61. Do you often read your horoscope?at least once a week

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?“u” ;);););)

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?i love dinosaurs

64. What do you think about babies?scared of them

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.yes, i do suspect damian has murdered people