#4. i tried cutting a banana in half...with a plastic spoon...at my work...with the peel still on...bc i couldnt find the knife
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It is so hilarious to me how people see me as cool and wise on the surface- literally telling me in anon that they’re too scared to talk to me
but Bean knows how much of a dumb pathetic and uncool person I am irl
#irl...i have:#1. left my window open in the dead of winter for a WEEK STRAIGHT and inadvertently let SNOW into my room#during a WIND CHILL WARNING (which means even being outside for 10 minutes could give you frostbite or hypothermia)#2. i was searching up japanese dance for my fic and one result popped up with this bell-like instrument and a fan#so i typed in japanese dance only fans ....... yeah yall can guess what popped up#i was scrambling to get off the results bc i was so stunned. i only wanted. the jp fans. not THAT.#bean fucking cackled at me so fucking hard :(((#3. i tried climbing out the drive thru window at my work to escape a bad smell#4. i tried cutting a banana in half...with a plastic spoon...at my work...with the peel still on...bc i couldnt find the knife#theres a lot more but these are all RECENT#conclusion: im a literal fuckin loser LMFAO#so yeah yall pls dont be afraid to talk to me im a bumbling dumbass
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