#3tan:tweets

[kithtaehyung]

💦🍊 3tan reads thirst tweets (teaser!) 🍊💦

Tae (stares):

Tae (breaks):

Tae: I’m concerned about something alright.

Yoongi (slightly laughs):

Yoongi (turns): Is this you?

Reader: NO!

Yoongi: It’s okay if you fess up. I won’t tell.

Reader (slumps): I mean… I agree with it. But it wasn’t me.

Yoongi (laughs):

Bro (laughs):

Bro: Fuck, how do they know?

Yoongi (shakes head): Hell if I know.

Bro: You do, too?

Yoongi: Mm.

Bro: It’s just easier, I feel like. I’ll be damned if I look like a fool if I can’t take’em off.

Yoongi (huffs): True.

Yoongi (stares):

Yoongi (reads again):

Yoongi (breaks):

Reader: Oh, my god.

Yoongi: Does this mean anything?

Reader: Nah. It’s just a thing that’s been going around.

Yoongi (looks up): Then no.

Reader: What! Why?

Yoongi (laughs): You’d be a worm! I’d take care of you, but—

Reader: Rude!

Yoongi: You’d do it?

Reader: I mean—

Yoongi: Wouldn’t have chains if I was a worm.

Reader (laughs): Now hold on—

Yoongi (laughs): Now what, doll?

Reader (covering face): I’m just imagining a worm with chains on I can’t..

Both (laughs):

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a/n: that’s just a sneak peek!! we have so many others to come. hopefully i can get them all out soon😭😩🍊what did we think!

[kithtaehyung]

💦 3tan reads thirst tweets 💦

‼️ MINORS DNI. respect the author’s wishes pls<3

💭 all 3tan characters and author are fair game, any combination of ppl can read twts!!

💧link to form hereeeeee and i’ll convert responses into fake tweets (unless you link me a real one lmfao)

🗯 3tan will read thirst tweets on saturday, 221105!!

[kithtaehyung]

[ 3tan ] y’all ready to send in thirst tweets today?🥴

[kithtaehyung]

so the thirst tweets are gonna be rolled out a little later!! we got a lot more than expected so it’ll take me more time to make them than i thought💀💀

[kithtaehyung]

no but if you think about it, Min Tongue Technology(tm) Yoongi actually could be really good at thirst tweeting if he wanted

I still think about those messages he wrote on snacks wayy back in the day like omfg.. had me blushing he’s been good at this since the beginning

[kithtaehyung]

what if the real Yoongi secretly wrote 3tan:tweets suggestions himself lmaooo -🦕

Yoongi better not go anywhere NEAR that form or this blog😂

[kithtaehyung]

i'm a very thirsty ho for yoongi today (when am i not). those thirst tweets are not gonna help 😃

Here’s a couple🥴🥴🥴

[kithtaehyung]

lmao I've never done serious thirst tweets before but this could be interesting -🦕

dksldld don’t feel pressured!! i just figured we can spice up thirst hours a little bit💀 but yeah if there’s been something you’ve wanted to say to literally any of the characters or the author then go wild😂

[kithtaehyung]

Did I miss the last thrist tweets?? I was gone for two days, pls say no

Nope, you didn’t miss them!! I still need to format the rest but it may take longer than I thought🥴

[kithtaehyung]

Hi, Ryen! I am beyond excited about 3tan thirst tweets and 3tan9.5 and anything else your beautiful brain will come up with. You spoil us so much and I am eternally grateful. I just hope that you also take time to take care of yourself and rest because you really deserve it. 💕💕

IVI HELLO🥺🤍 I’m glad you’re excited!! Can I say that I’ve felt bad about the break? I know that’s not ideal but I do :’)) I’ve been having lots of fun on vacay, though!! Super relaxing and enjoyable🥳

[kithtaehyung]

Are the thirst tweets already over? 🥺😢

Ahhh not quite!! I’m just busy on vacay and we Uhh.. we submitted a lot more than I planned LOL so it’ll take me a little longer to format everything. Apologies!

[kithtaehyung]

Saturday is almost ending, how long for the thirst tweets Ryen 🥴?

AHH I’m so sorry!! There are a lot more than I expected so it’s gonna take a little longer to make the posts. I’ll release a teaser post in a bit to hold y’all over though🤪

[kithtaehyung]

GOOD GOD RYEN are those some of the tame ones?? can't wait 😈

Those are the tame ones, yes💀💀💀

[kithtaehyung]

oh man can't wait for those thirst tweets, it's gonna be chaotic lol

ryennn been reading through your posts and seems it still hasn't been answered: what was it you were still waiting for us to point out about 3tan9? i'm so curious helppp can you tell us pretty plith 🥰

omfg the submissions are already gd hilarious and we have so many (keep'em coming, you have until the 5th!). i think i have an idea on how to present them come saturday, too :D

MWAHAHA oh my god that part is so so small but.. it happens shortly after the kitchen scene :'))

[kithtaehyung]

Me: *excited for thirst tweets*

Me: *opens form super stoked to send some in*

Me:*staring at the blank for for 20 minutes* uhhhhhhhhh

So I guess brain has decided that maybe Orchid will not be doing thirst tweets because there are no ideas In my apparently empty head

LMAO it’s okay, love🤣 you have until Saturday and there are.. plenty already for us to keel over from💀

I will say it’s a crime we have tweets for literally all the guys (and the author……… oh dear god i choked) but none for the girls yet?? WHAT IS THIS😤😤

[kithtaehyung]

Let's admit it... We've all signed ourselves as -horny anon at least once

Can’t wait to see the 3tan thirst tweets that’s all I can say💀💀💀