#3hrs a day Mon to Fri isn't much but with Bean it's pretty good

[obaewankenope]

Sooooo, the local bookshop that's popped up retains Pratchett books for me and keeps them for two weeks so I can come collect them before The Competition is allowed to have them (he's an arse, really mean and rude so they have No Problem flat out going "nope! Sorry! None of those right now!" while, ya know, a stack of em is right behind them at the counter lmao).

Anyway, the manager is very stressed and tired of some of the staff who are... not very good at their job and literally, while talking to me about The Competition, when I agree and reach the same Obvious Conclusions™ about stuff like "are the books in the window for sale?" (they have price stickers on, the answer is yes, or there are copies that are) and goes "do you want to work here?"

So, long story short, any of ya'll wanna help me translate my CV into Scots Gaelic because I pulled out the Scots brogue and I wasn't raised to not follow through on a joke lmao?