#3am Tiktok Compilations || shitposting

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im going to bite you so hard you get double rabies and i hope you stub your toe yeah yeah thats what you get

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toshinori core

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@bkugs​ mafia ghost au XD

sero cutely makes a very cute sandwhich. his heterochamoritc eyes look at the cute blond in the sexy kitchen with him and looks at him very cutely. he cutely clears his through and speaks in his very cute and adorable voice to the blond boy cutely.

“blastykugo you look very grumpy right now like a angry pomeranian.”

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“If kinetic energy can turn into thermal energy how hard do I need to slap this chicken right now to cook it upon impact?”

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“Who wants to buy a totally legitimate and not stolen octopus plushie? Only 1000 yen each!”

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“If Aizawa can curse so can I!”

“PENIS!”

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“Trust falls are just physical vibe checks.”

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“You let your doctor assign your gender? Don’t you think that’s kind of weird?”

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This has to be my new favorite cap from BNHA, I love these 3 they’re like my fave characters lol

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“1-B back down or face the wrath of my ultimate weapon.” It’s a very aggressively shaken up can of silly string and a needle ready to break the thin metal. 

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“What if we kissed under the stars and we were both part of the hero program.”

“Haha, just kidding!”

“......unless.”

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“Take his frail ass out, Sensei!”

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“Silly string and making fun of old people? Today is great.” 

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“Common sense is for losers and I’m super cool and sexy!”