#3. narrowly avoid death via a kilo chunk of melting hardened snow falling off a 10-story building directly at my head
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god I love snow……would love to see some that doesn’t melt into death trap ice sludge within 48 hours……would love to not have it kill me some day
#we got snow!!! and I had a grand old time shoveling and playing with the dog in it and then cozying up inside yesterday#just to then within the next 24 hours#1. slip and bang myself up on a half-submerged street the city either purposefully didn’t clean or couldn’t be fucked to#2. get hit in the face by an icy projectile off a tree branch I was trying to clear so it doesn’t break under the weight#3. narrowly avoid death via a kilo chunk of melting hardened snow falling off a 10-story building directly at my head#4. even more narrowly avoid getting hit by a car skidding over ice at a crosswalk where the stoplight fritzed out from the cold#and 5. get sick.#I feel like there should be cartoon circus music playing in the background every time there’s snowfall in this goddamned city at this point#would love to live in a place where the government isn’t purposefully using it to restrict people’s movement….#anyway. happy holidays to all those celebrating right now!!! hope you’re warm and cozy and content#and possibly getting snow that’s nice to look at and isn’t actively trying to kill you#max.txt
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