#3. Wrio fuckin kicks their ass regardless (after cerbie is safe) 👍

[nightmarearian]

You know what would be really funny

if Wriothesley found like. This weird ass stray dog one day. Looks really skinny, so of course he feeds it something.

When he has to unfortunately leave for the fortress it??? Somehow follows him??? Not like follows him into the elevator or through any actual plausible entrance it’s just??? There??? How???

Anyway the pup won’t leave him alone and after a while Wrio just. Accepts it. he’s always wanted a dog anyway and as much as he thinks this a terrible environment for one he can’t get it to leave/stay out. It just. Appears back in the fortress.

It seems like the lack of the sun doesn’t affect the dog much, in fact it seems to like the underworld like environment of the Fortress, so 🤷

He can’t get the pup to Sigewinne, and it doesn’t seem to like them or Neuvilette, but no where like attack them or anything; just. Leaves to somewhere. (Aka Neuvi & Sige don’t learn of the dog until like a month or a few down the line).

The prisoners notice the odd hound following their Duke, and it eventually earns the general name of the Hound of the Fortress/Meropide Hound. They’re uncreative and it gets the point across quick 🤷

At some point there’s an intense increase of fur and eventually Wrio realizes also weird growths on the dog’s neck. He can’t get the dog to any vet for the life of him, and it disappears for an entire day (of which he can’t focus for shit on anything).

Next morning/the night of, at like still-dark-outside ass o clock the dog… wolf appears in his quarters. With. Two extra heads on the side of their neck????? Around this time is when he properly adopts the pup

Point is, I’m giving Wrio a dog and said dog may or may not be Cerberus; he deserves it frfr

(the dog is an abnormal rifthound/wolf that thinks Wrio is a weird hound <3)

I like to think down the line items able to get bigger and smaller; like it’s able to get to Riftking/Wolflord size if it wants

anyway GetWrioADog2k24