#3) traps you in a cell and refuses to heed your warnings about the Dark Multiversal Bullshit
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you ever look at two never-before-married characters going through a fictional divorce and go "no that's not enough. I need you to divorce that man harder"
#'cause you know.#when the guy 1) forces you to DIE with him#2) ignores your pleas to let you stay a peaceful amnesiac and rest#3) traps you in a cell and refuses to heed your warnings about the Dark Multiversal Bullshit#4) you show up and help him SAVE THE WORLD from the Dark Multiversal Bullshit but he leaves you behind in a crumbling cave#to supposedly die with the worst version of himself#5) proposes to your best frenemy and leaves you to die when he chooses to save HER life and leaves YOU behind#though granted. you did try to kill her. you did do that#6) you try to destroy his whole ass city for the bajillionth time except you're taking his money away too now#and he has the GALL to leave you behind to die! potentially! AGAIN#just saying. you gotta get even MORE VIOLENT#not to mention saving his dumbass life AND city by shooting YOURSELF in the chest?? to help him beat the worst version of himself??#and then not even a thank you.#...yes this is about batjokes#rants.txt
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