#3 Sweeps Old

[mblue-art]

Hii!! I am a huuge fan or your beautiful art, and I just want you to know that you are so amazing at what you do, and that you shouldn't ever give up, no matter how hard it gets! ^^

Cross, Epic, Lust, Killer, and everyone's rooting for you, Blue (Including me)!

(Drawings not mine, credits to the owner) Cross: U-Uhm... I-I really like the way you d-draw, B-Blue.... -////- A-And I've seen the comics you make, and uhm... th-they're r-really good...

(Aww, look at the bean blush ^^ <3)

Lust: Hello, love~ Who knew there was someone out there who drew me so good?~ Hehe~ I'm just kidding, darling, I love your art! It's soft and lovable, like me! ;) Anyways, they really are rooting for ya, Blue! Keep doing what you do because lots of people love your art!! <3

awww/// /)/////(\;; hehehe hiii thank youuu you are very nice 🥺 that's very cute of you to write 💙 hope u have a nice day, op 🫶

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[josephtrohman]

It’s doing weird things to his brain because it’s both familiar and comforting, but at the same time, it’s all wrong... Or: Patrick dressing like a past era of himself at Download Fest has Joe thinking lascivious thoughts that he can’t help but act on.

if you were also left feeling ways and thinking thoughts about tttyg era beartrick at download, my friend and i wrote a fic you just might enjoy <3

[blusandbirds]

kk2 and kk3 really make you appreciate the simplicity of kk1. like johnny lawrence was literally just some guy meanwhile chozen is ziplining down a string of lanterns to murder daniel and his crush and terry silver is out here psychologically torturing the poor dude. johnny's goal was to beat the shit out of him because daniel was annoying and johnny was a mean kid who liked karate a little too much and i can almost respect that.

[trans-yllz]

tagged by @llycaons to make a poll of my top 5 favorite characters tyyy hehe

hmm I will tag @qujianglin @enok1 @mqfx @recapitulation @rosasappho @vampirekinn

[ratcandy]

i hope that poll keeps the overwhelming majority zote lead because i find that very very funny

[athenas-only-daughter]

Tracy Wiles really did rewrite something in my brain by putting Heroes on the Jaheira playlist because it fits so well and it's also so damn tragic.

We can be heroes, just for one day.

The woman who has been a hero many times over, who has been doing this for over 100 years, who is so tired and a little bit jaded and yet won't (really, maybe, cannot) stop.

She has lost and triumphed in the name of being a hero and she has woken up after saving the world and learned that it needs to saved again and again and again, we can be heroes just for one day, just one more day.

[vrieseasees]

My accumulated Josephs

[rotisseries]

well now u have to explain ur beef w spirk to me

AKAJDHFJS OK. so back in march when EVERYONE was running poll tournaments, my lovely mutual @tallytals ran a sun and moon duo one, @sun-n-moon-showdown. spirk was one of the contestants (so was merthur btw jayme got mad when they lost), but, so was MY pick, MYYY submission, the CLEAR winner, joe and nicky from netflix original action movie the old guard. tals' poll accidentally got pretty popular, so naturally spirk starts sweeping it's polls, meanwhile I'm over there just fighting for the joenicky agenda, because they were not the most popular pairing involved, so I'm campaigning like crazy I'm reblogging their polls to MY poll tournament sideblog for more attention and I'm CALLING IN FAVORS. I'm hitting up more popular mutuals to ask them to rb the poll for me (hella. hi hella if you see this do you remember that) AND I sent an ask to this old guard blog that I knew was relatively popular in the fandom, THEY bring attention to it, SO NOW THIS FANDOM THAT HAS BEEN A LITTLE DRY FOR A FEW YEARS ARE ALL GOING NUTS FOR THIS POLL LIKE THE BAND GOT BACK TOGETHER FOR A REUNION TOUR. there was strategy involved in this. the blog was organizing people and telling them to go mass vote for the less popular pairings in the other polls so joe and nicky would have easy competition. we should've won. we deserved it. BUT. IN QUARTER FINALS. WE ARE UP AGAINST SPIRK. IT IS A HARROWING TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. MY BLOG WAS A WAR ZONE. IT IS SO SO SO CLOSE. LITERALLY NECK AND NECK. WE LOSE BY POINT. 10. POINT TEN!!! PERCENT!!! IT IS LITERALLY 49.2 to 50.8!! I COULD FUCKING KILL A MAN

AND WHAT MAKES THAT LOSS SO BRUTAL. SO GUTWRENCHING. IS THE SPIRK FANS DIDN'T EVEN TRY. THEY RODE THE COATTAILS OF POP CULTURE KNOWLEDGE TO THE END. JOE NICKY VOTERS. WE WERE OUT THERE QUOTING THE VAN SPEECH. FROM MEMORY. YOU ARE A CHILD. AN INFANT. YOUR MOCKING IS THUS INFANTILE THIS MAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU CAN DREAM. HE'S THE MOON WHEN I'M LOST IN DARKNESS AND WARMTH WHEN I SHIVER IN COLD AND HIS KISS STILL THRILLS ME EVEN AFTER A MILLENIA. HIS HEART OVERFLOWS WITH A KINDNESS OF WHICH THIS WORLD IS NOT WORTHY OF. I LOVE THIS MAN BEYOND MEASURE AND REASON. THIS MAN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. HE IS ALL AND HE'S MORE. <- QUOTE FROM JOE ABOUT NICKY. FUCKING INSANE. EXTRA INSANE THING I FOUND OUT FROM ALL THE PROPAGANDA!! THE MOON HAS EXTRA SYMBOLISM BECAUSE JOE IS MUSLIM!!! I DON'T REMEMBER THE SPECIFICS BUT IT WAS IMPORTANT!! AND THAT JUST SERVES MY POINT. JOENICKY VOTERS WERE BRINGING ACADEMIC TEXTS THEY WERE BRINGING COLLEGE LEVEL COURSEWORK AND WHAT DID SPIRK BRING??? "oh guys don't forget your fandom history!!" THIS!! IS NOT!! THE FUCKING!! FANDOM HISTORY POLL!! IT IS THE SUN AND MOON POLL!! BLUE AND YELLOW COLOR CODING DOES NOT A SUN AND MOON COUPLE MAKE!! THEY BROUGHT NO EFFORT NO PROPAGANDA THEY JUST THOUGHT THEY DESERVED TO WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE ENTITLED. AND THEN THEY DID. THEY WON QUARTER FINALS. AND SO NOW I WILL MAKE SURE TO VOTE AGAINST SPIRK IN EVERY POLL I EVER SEE. INCLUDING THE FUCKING FANDOM HISTORY ONES. THEY DESERVE NOTHING

[peridot-tears]

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Me: We put gender dichotomy in different martial arts. Soft martial arts where you emphasize technique and small, clever movements to redirect your opponent's strength like Wing Chun and Jiu-Jitsu are called women's art, and styles that emphasize explosive strength and power like Muay Thai, boxing, and Choy Lee Fut are called hard styles. Likewise, rope darts are soft but deadly because of their flexibility and extreme technical use, while tomahawks are straightforward and strike or bludgeon. Many cis men think they're degrading themselves by doing "soft" motions when they're actually depriving themselves of equally useful skills. Ratohnhaké:ton, in using his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu moves for his rope dart alongside his blunt force and tomahawk, eschews the pitfalls of male ego, and this must have cultural grounding because he comes from a matriarchal society, in this essay I will

[ieatpeoplelotsofpeople]

ONE MORE DELIVERY BEFORE I PASS OUT AND DIE (TRIGGER WARNING, NOTHING ACTUALLY)

In this drawing, we can see me about to VIOLENTLY DROWN my moirail after shrinking her to a more manageable size. You can clearly see the CONCERN and the FEAR in her eyes due to what is about to happen to her, but worry not! She breathes underwater, so it is ok

[anachronistic-falsehood]

YAYYYY DRREAMSTUUCK HOURS!!!!! are there any specific headcanons you have that wont be explicitly included in the fic ?? things like. idk worldbuilding or little details that are so obscure that writing about them would be clunky or hard to fit nicely into plot. stuff like that etc :]

YES YES. YES I DO. okay first of all dstuck tommy is canonically trans so write that down. it's not really mentioned because wilbur straight up did not introduce the concept of gender to this kid and just called tommy he/him because he knew paradox space was going to give him a son no matter what, so when tommy learned what gender was and said "hey i'm a man >:3" wilbur was like sure ok. thog don't caare!! it is alluded to though and it will be heavily implied in my guardian wilbur oneshot that i'll prolly post sometime in the next couple months after i introduce our fourth beta player :3 (SPOILERS it's aimsey our fourth player is aimsey i feel like i've mentioned it before but yeah. fourth player aimsey :3 the session needs a knight so AIMSEY!!!)

ERET. they will not go crazy go stupid during murderstuck, they are not one of the murderers, but the concept of betrayal and redemption is very important to eret's character so they do have a backstory where they tried to hand skeppy over to the empire and get him culled. it will be mentioned!! probably will expand on it more in meteorstuck if possible, but for now it's barely there. there's SO much to include in dstuck it's insane

ponk lives in a tree because they ran away from the neighborhood they used to live in. someone got culled by some drones and in a panic, ponk ran away with their lusus and disappeared into the woods, where they met sapnap!! they were two of the first ones to meet, followed by sam, bad, and skeppy. they were the original five of their group before everyone else came in!

giving u some beta kids lore rn that will be expanded on in my guardian oneshots :3 tubbo started coding things at like three years old. GENIUS KID! PRODIGY!! he can also just kind of feel when other people are nearby? schlatt never caught him awake at night because tubbo without even hearing him would hide his book or device under his pillow when schlatt is just THINKING of checking on the kid. insane. ranboo is constantly aware of the space around him. try to trip him?? he's hopping over your foot without even realizing it. throw something at him?? he's dodging or catching it without looking up. because of this he has near perfect aim. would KILL IT in baseball!!! also would make a great marksman! unfortunately his weapon of choice is a sword, but he'll get really good with that as well and may even throw his blades in a strife. always hits his targets. tommy can keep perfect time without a metronome. knows exactly what time it is without looking. knows exactly how much time has passed since something happened last, down to the second. would make a wonderful dancer for the way he keeps time, but wants to be like his bro and become a musician!! kind of unnerving when he says "it's 1:32 pm" without even looking up from his keyboard when wilbur asks what time it is. aimsey. kind of a terrifying kid to raise! there one second and gone the next. shadows are their friend. constantly disappearing somewhere, not like they're invisible, but like they're just. completely unnoticeable until they speak. your gaze just sweeps right over them, thinking they're another shadow in the corner. kristen wakes up in the middle of the night thinking no one is in her room and then aimsey says "grandma i frew up" suddenly standing at the end of her bed. it's a got damn wonder that kid didn't give her a heart attack before the game

OOH another very little thing. ranboosprite? from the doomed timeline? not dead. :3 they'll be back :3 hehehehehehe

[perfcell]

(cell voice) my pink eyes are a reference to vegetas badman shirt

[stormbreaker101]

Leah I have an idea for old one content. But first I need your favorite quotes relating to or from the old one.

Im a big fan of his lines near the end of Lemuria, when we see the full extent of his ego and megalomania. Mainly because these are his few quotes where he isnt just an expositional mouthpiece.

"You are not me. You lack my vision, my clarity, my essentiality. Thus, you'll never be my Scion." (Quest: The More You Hero)

"I am [...] the savior of the True World. I am what you, Quartermane, could never be; and you, human, could never understand. [...] I am heroism personified, the legend of the Scion made manifest!" (Quest: Do or Scion) (I know this quote isnt technically by the Old One himself but rather an even more idealized version of him)

Also, the Manticore's one quote mentioning him is SO juicy to me.

"We are nothing but the dust that settled on the ruins of a better world, mites biting at each other for the control of scraps. I explained this to the Old One again and again. I think once he understood, but life changed him. He became bewitched by the false song that ensorcelled us all, that locked us in the Spiral of Oblivion." (Quest: The Folly of Manticore)

I also had to read this funky play called Everybody by Branden Jacob-Jenkins for school, and some of the lines in the very beginning by the character "GOD" are pretty Old One-core to me.

Can't wait to see whatever it is you make!

[mbat]

its so annoying btw i tried bringing up my issue with my dad earlier and he was like 'oh noo youre being asked to do stuff that takes 3 minutes to do /s' and im like. motherfucker i dont care about doing chores theyre literally fine theyre literally whatever as long as i have music. what sucks is being treated like i shit on someones bed everytime i forget a chore or didnt do one that i didnt even know i was supposed to do. if these things were said to me in a normal tone i would not give a single fuck. in fact, ive been asked in a normal way literally so many times and its never an issue. its only an issue when im suddenly being treated like a criminal for the crime of gasp! not being perfect! sorry copper, i didnt know having imperfect memory was a crime! im sorry its completely my fault that these things dont get done and its tootally not also on you to remind me because i need reminders sometimes before you jump to arresting me!

[grunge-mermaid]

my dad did go grocery shopping and managed to find some goat cheddar 🥳

[sawthatmountainburn]

Usually so people can't see into your window in the evening, esp if you're changing clothes before going to bed or watching porn on your giant flat screen TV

i have a slightly insane relationship with window curtains/blinds and i need to know if im alone