#2tricks

[asystotle]

@2trick replied to your post: @2trick replied to your post: ...

i think we can fix that. me and you? in 2020? we’re changing the game. i *will* teach you how to say things that are cool of their own merit and not by talking about sex, tattoos or drugs. it might take time, hell, it might even take a training montage or two, but if you’re in this ‘til the end, then got damn it, so am i. (i’m fine, btw.)

In my meek defense, at least I don’t know shit about drugs and don’t remember ever talking about them. I’m guilty of the other two. Thank god I have you now, Pooplord. Can we cue Eye of the Tiger now?

[sxatter]

2trick replied to your post: 2trick replied to your post: ...

yeah. leprosy is, like, a thing still.

well shit. my b.

[microsoftedgy69]

@2trick replied to your post: @2trick replied to your post: ...

uh. i’m in my room watching youtube videos. do you… own the hut?

It’s a rental, but this is going to be more interesting if I say I broke in, so forget all about that. I’m squatting here, that’s why I’m keeping the music low.

[1neffabl3]

2trick replied to your post: mortified i am still gaining followers even while...

it’s the dave e. passive aura bonus.

my adoring fan(s) wait in the tall grass for me to post one thing and then they strike, ready to farm for dave e. aura to satiate them until the next time i shove my face online.

[8edevil]

Oh hey i just realized.

Time to pack it up

I hit 88.

[xenomachy]

@2trick Yeah, I guess we have known each other for a while. Remember when we first met in person?

[stellularity-blog]

2trick replied to your post: 2trick started following you...

roommate is kind of a stretch. it’s more like we’ve had a year-long extended family reunion.

that just sounds like you live with your sister (who is your roommate) :|

[6rawler]

2trick replied to your post: hey dummies

hey, person online. :(

:::( why are we fr0wnin

[postdiluvial]

2trick replied to your post “2trick replied to your post: Anyone care for a...”

yeah. that's what i just did. what are you gonna do about it, huh? maybe clear up what [REDACTED] is meant to be? that would really show me!

Sure. [REDACTED] is

[feministhackerbarbie-blog]

@2trick @luvborne @cowboyfr1end @carnaptiousgambado

[absylphe]

2trick replied to your post: Whenever I Go On YouTube A Small Army Of Hip Young...

i’m actually every single person in that small army of hip young men who want to walk you through how we made our personal website with wix.

How Do You Do It

[asystotle]

@2trick replied to your post: @2trick replied to your post: ...

heyo, stinkfinger. ain’t never seen no aminals like you afore ‘round here. do i even wanna ask how you got that name? you *definitely* don’t wanna ask how i got mine.

This is so intimidating. Why do you know how to talk like that and I don’t. I feel wildly inadequate.

Stinkfinger has to do with needles and asses, which I’ve been advised to speak about less, but also more.

[sxatter]

2trick replied to your post: its cool! its hip! its fun! all the kids have it!...

you know there are like 200 reported cases of leprosy a year in the united states, right?

 no clue, actually, but thats wild

[microsoftedgy69]

2trick replied to your post “Gonna put solar panels on my ass and go taint tanning.”

um... sir this is an arby's...

Fuck you, this is Pizza Hut.

[1neffabl3]

JOGN.

[xenomachy]

@2trick Hey John.