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here’s a fun ask game! (i take out a baseball bat and i begin chasing you)

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Anyone out there have some spare change?

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Incredibly sad that people out there can hate me when I’m incredibly sexy. Get well soon.

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if you hate me just know that i am

Literally so much sexier than you. im sorry

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2cumlord replied to your post: In the spirit of the lack of interest I have in...

fuck you.

Is that really how you feel? After all the years we’ve known each other?

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In the spirit of the lack of interest I have in anything currently happening to me, you lucky viewers will get the chance to save me from perpetual boredom and actually get to talk to me. I know, it’s an amazing prize, but please hold your applause and adulation til the very end. Act now and claim a bonus prize: I will actually respond to you and engage in thoughtful conversation with you.

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Just another hangout night with me and my woes.

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Anyone else here oscillating through existence?

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don’t fucking @ me i’m chilling

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No offense, but now that Old Town Road dropped, we don’t need to progress musically as a society anymore. We’ve hit the apex.

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879 replied to your post: 879 replied to your post: I...

and youre lying to me because youre just saying that since i brought up the possibility of 3d origami renditions of pokemon?

What are you, a cop too?

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879 replied to your post: I remember playing Pong with Roxy for hours...

build a 3d origami rendition of zekrom??

But I already had one for Kyurem?

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She got me to play with these exact words “dirky ur such a fukcin pees of plank  bored play pong w/ me”

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I remember playing Pong with Roxy for hours because what else do you do when the world is flooded.

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@jadedsprite Wish no one could yell at me.

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You live in a post-apocalyptic world once and suddenly everyone thinks you’re "weird” and to “stop hunting for fish in our pool”.