#2bdamned & child! reader

[ero-heart]

Ok this was in my head for a loooong time

The main 4 x young hank! Reader

So reader is from another universe where they are hank and they are actually too young like 10 or 12, while in there world Sanford, deimos, and 2bdamned are older than them, unlike hank they are obedient and weak but they are faster than hank and too kind.

So what if the main 4 meet reader By them accidentally opening a universal portal that blasts a small hank(aka you) that's all beat up as the main 4 see another Auditor but the portal closes before Auditor could get to it and the main 4 find out that you are actually a ten year old getting their ass beat by Auditor

Also the other Auditor in the portal was enraged that a you actually damaged their non-physical form with a cute kitty knife :)

I love it! We love a murderous child!

Also, I am so sorry for the delay! Felt kind of unmotivated yk

Reader’s pronouns are they/it for this one.

Cw: blood, gore, mentions of violence

FUN DAY WITH KID HANK!

(Main 4 + young Hank! Reader)

(Obviously platonic)

Just another day for the S.Q, it was dark and rainy, people were entering and leaving the building, either returning or leaving from missions, or leaving for a smoke, like Deimos was. Standing under the entrance along with the S.Q guards, making a little chit chat, they didn’t mind that he smoked so he stayed there, Doc has been pestering him to smoke outside since the smell covered the entire building. Deimos don’t really care where he smokes so he complied. It was a day like any other but there was something wrong, it was overly peaceful. Everyone knows Nevada is not a safe place at all and any soothing and quiet moment is a state of alert for anything to happen. Deimos looked around the streets, strangers having a little walk, no umbrella to protect themselves, wet paper getting stuck on the pavement, full of rain puddles. Everything seemed weird and the anticipation was getting not only him but the guards as well.

“…So…did you guys sleep well today?”

“I did thanks for asking Dave.”

“Me too, thanks Dave.”

“You’re welcome yeah.”

It was starting to get awkward. Deimos dropped his cigarette on the ground and stepped on it, ready to leave when something shot right at one of the guard’s head.

“Fucking called it!”

It dented the cement wall, squashing Dave’s head and painting it red, the thing then fell on the ground. It looked like a purple ball. The remaining guard got in position as Deimos patted his clothes to find his pistol, remembering that he left it with his other jacket on the laundry room.

“Boss we have a man down!”

The guard called on his talkie as they both took upon the portal that is formed before them. A shadowed figure glared at them before it closed. They looked at each other trying to figure out what the fuck happened as the purple bundle sat up and began to shake. The guard snapped his head right at it. Little arms flapping all around, little legs kicking up and down, it began to screech in anger, dirtying themselves with the blood of the dead guard.

“A kid? What the fuck.”

Soldiers started to come out of the HQ to find the confusing scene. A little grunt throwing a tantrum surrounded by gore on the ground. Some tried to approach them, asking the kid where their parents were, but they were only met with resistance and cat scratches to the face. The child refused to stand or move so one of the more compassionate soldiers decided to lift them up in order to bring them to the boss, not wanting to leave the kid alone. Deimos just watched the scene unfold, trying to keep a deadpan face as the soldier was being hissed and scratched at by the little guy. He wanted far away from that kid.

Hearing their own name at the intercom was never fun, Deimos was already forming an explanation as to why whatever he did was wrong and he would DEFINITELY never do it again. Doc was always a pain on his side, being monitored 24/7 because he couldn’t be left alone or else “a ruckus” would happen, whatever that meant. That was the original reason why Sanford was so close to him to begin with, being tasked by their boss to keep a eye on the man and keep him in line. What Doc did not expect tho was that instead of being influenced by Sanford’s serious and militaristic persona, Deimos was the one who influenced him to be more open and rebel up. So the only change was the name beside his that was called. This case was no different. Both were walking towards Doc’s office, discussing what could have been wrong.

“You did not take the lemons out of the vents last time and I know.”

“I did! I remember doing it! I think.”

“The building is still infested with flies you definitely didn’t.”

Upon opening the office’s doors, a purple shadow just dashed past them, knocking Deimos on the ground. They could hear the frustrated groan of Doc who approached them.

“Great you idiots couldn’t knock on the door before entering.”

Deimos sat up and looked at his boss, taking notice of how ruined the office looked.

“Tf was that doc?”

“That was the child who was spat out of the portal earlier. The one you just let loose on the base. I am cutting your payment.”

“What are we supposed to do?? Like??”

“I called you here to babysit that abomination at least until we know what to about it. But since they just ran away, your duty is to catch it.”

“Pff NO WAY”

Deimos got up from the ground.

“Do we look like nannies to you?? Hell to the NO we are taking care of that kid”

“Do you remember your contract Deimos?” Doc takes out the document that was conveniently hidden on his pocket, he pointed at Deimos signature, written with pink glittery scented pen, the only one available on the moment of signing, he could still smell the strawberries on it. He rolled his eyes.

“Tch fine..”

“Hey buddy,” Sanford put a hand on his shoulder “s’not a big deal! We dealt with far worse shit than that.”

Sanford definitely regret those words. It was a game of cat and mouse. Sanford knew what he was expected to do on this job, but out of everything, THIS had to be the worse and most embarrassing. Following the bloodied stripes down the hallways led them to find the kid making tricks with their roller skates on the cafeteria, currently rolling on top of the tables, jumping on one to another and knocking the hungry hirelings food off their trays. Sanford quickly ran and jumped on it, dashing after the little grunt. He thought about what his mom would do in this situation. She always told him he was a very calm child and never caused any trouble, but when something did happen she normally said the magic words that got any kid excited.

“Hey kid how about we take a little break huh?? How about ice cream?”

They just spun around to face him and stopped on their tracks. Sanford was not quick enough to stop and slipped on a spaghetti plate and flew off above the kid and falling right on a wandering troop passing nearby. Sanford cursed and quickly got up, half apologizing to the poor troop squished on the ground and looked around to see that the kid was nowhere to be found. Deimos arrived panting and gasping for air.

“Haa where.. hoo where did the kid go??”

“I have no idea.. maybe the gymnasium? It’s the nearest path for them to disappear to quickly.”

“Yea.. maybe they have gone there..”

“You ok there buddy?”

“No..can we do a little pause??”

“We don’t really have time for pauses dude.”

“Carry me then.”

Sanford sighed and knelt down for Deimos to latch on his back. When he felt Deimos arms around his neck he got up.

“We can’t keep doing this all the time when we are in a chase bud.”

“What? It’s not my fault my lungs are shit!”

Sanford side eyed him for a moment because it was definitely his fault.

Going on the direction of the gym, Sanford internally cheered to see the red stripes on the floor to it’s direction. Busting doors open, both men followed the stripes until it came to an end. Taking their face of the ground, before them stood none other than Hank, holding the kid by the scruff of the neck. He was doing his daily training when the little grunt zoomed by him, quickly getting snatched by Hank and lifted to his view. Sanford and Deimos took a sigh of relief to see the kid finally contained. Both never wanted to hug Hank so bad in their lifes.

“Hank! Our hero!” Deimos slipped off of Sanford’s back “You got them!”

Hank just looked at the boys and then at the child, who was comically trying to kick and punch him to no avail. He tilted his head to show his confusion, not really getting what the two where on about. Sanford took the kid from Hank’s hand and held it at a distance. It was when he realized how.. alike, the two were. Both Hank and the kid wore long clothes that hid their skin and wore colorful goggles to protect their eyes. Not counting the helmet and roller skates the kid wore, also the skirt that matched their colorful pants. Other than that both were pretty similar.

“Huh..” Deimos seemed to notice also, looking back and forth at the two Hanks before him. “Pfft hahaha this thing looks EXACTLY like you!”

Hank just gave a grunt in response and turned back to finish his curls.

“Oh! Oh! How about we call them Kid Hank? Kank??”

Sanford shook his head “It doesn’t matter right now we need to take them somewhere safe and entertaining to pass the time”

“Well the gym seems like a good pick, there’sa lot of cool things to play with and climb.”

Sanford thought for a second, it might be a good idea, the gym always was a playground for him when he was a small grunt himself.

“Ok let’s just let ‘em roam free here, it’s best to lock the door so they can’t escape.”

The rest of the afternoon was way less stressful. The only thing they had to worry about was the kid not dropping something heavy on themselves. Or fell on something blunt or sharp where their skater gear didn’t protect. They refused to take those roller skates off tho, so management should go more harder when they wanted to jump on the trampoline. Currently Deimos and Sanford were sitting on a bench besides the water fountain, taking care of the kiddie’s bag while they hanged and swing off the polia, with Hank pushing them. Deimos played with the bag’s keychains, looking at the silly designs and colors.

“Where did a kid found those? lol”

He decided to snoop inside the bag as well, only to be met with countless of weapons, colorful knives decorated with stickers and glitter, sharp scissors themed after cartoon characters, nerf guns (with pins instead of soft foam darts) and tiny brass knuckle rings with even more stickers. Maybe this kid was more alike Hank than he initially thought.

“Take your hands off of this Deimos! It’s not yours!”

“Wtf bro I was just looking for a card or paper with this kid’s guardian’s info damb.”

Sanford chuckles at his friend’s antics and goes back on watching Hank play with mini Hank. To his surprise Hank was fairly gentle pushing the kid on the polia, never in his live he thought he would see someone like Hank be so delicate. Though everything went on shambles as Hank gave a hard push and the kid let go of the polia, hitting hard on the wall.

“SHIT!”

Suddenly the gym doors were kicked open by doc. Deimos and Sanford jumped while Hank just stared at him. Doc marched to the kid’s direction and picked it up from the floor, then marched back to leave the gym, passing by the bench to pick the kiddie bag too. The three only looked at the distancing doc on the hallways.

“We can stop babysitting now right?”

Doc managed to find a way to contact the Auditor, who gave him a portal opening device to bring the kid back to where they came from. Before he could turn to his office, the kid tugged on his shirt collar, looking up at him with a bruised cheek. Doc paused upon seeing it, quickly turning the other way around to medical.

M.D Skinner looked at the bundle on Doc’s arms being put on the mat, now sitting and kicking their legs. He asked no questions as he went to work, putting in some ice on the bruise and attending other unseen wounds on their body. They played with his coat sleeves during the check up, also taking a hold of the stethoscope around his neck. He let the kid listen to their own heartbeat and let them hold other medical instruments. Doc watched the scene with great interest, never really witnessing a caring relationship throughout his whole life. Soon when the child was all patched up, Skinner gave the results. The kid had some non reversible injuries, that was the lack of their lips, but it didn’t seem to impair them. Skinner gave them a little lollipop and excused himself, wishing the both a great day.

Doc took little Hank back to his office, that was still in shambles. He put them on the table, glad that they already seemed tired from playing so much and now distracted with a lollipop, so they aren’t as energetic as before. Taking the portal opening device and placing it on the ground, everything was ready.

“Ready to go home buddy?”

The kid nodded their head, they were kinda sleepy. Upon activating the portal, a shadowed white figure immediately bursted through it, with flaming purple eyes glaring at the two. The figure took a pink decorated knife off of its form and threw at the table, besides mini Hank, who immediately brightened up upon seeing it.

“This child was spat off of a portal earlier this day. It must be yours.”

The figure turned to Doc. “This little monster always causes trouble back there. It fell through it while I was trying to catch it.”

“Well it’s here now you can have it-“

The table was now empty, looking around the office only a purple blur could be seen entering the portal. The other Auditor began to shake.

“HAAAANK!!”

It immediately ran back through the portal, beginning another chase with the kid. Doc could only shake his head, feeling a strong sense of deja-vu seeing all of this.

That was kind of long haha I am really sorry if anything was ooc qwq I also drew kid Hank’s design for this fanfic! Hope you like it! Stay safe 💞

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Holy fucking shit your askbox is open

I have been waiting for this

Ahem ahem...

So, I have been fangirling too much on one of your oneshots (SQ x Knocked Up Reader)

And now I shall request more fics about the children.

Thank you!

Main 4 - Raising the babes

Started this ages ago and finally got it to a finished state lol. my apologies for the wait, anon. I hope you're still around.

HANK Lilith (she her)

"Steady." Hank grumbled in their usual husky, gravelly voice. Lilith's arms shook, the gun was heavy in her little hands.

"I-it's really heavy dad." Hank let out a sigh through his nose, or what was left of it.

"I know, but you need to learn how to use it, and how to be safe around it." Being involved with Hank was dangerous, but being his family put a target on your skull. Child or not, if the agency found you or Lilith, you'd be executed just to spite the man.

As much as Hank was devoted to their family, they knew fine well that they couldn't be around them all of the time to protect them. Even the SQ couldn't guarantee your safety every second of the day. Learning to fight back was the only way you two would have a fighting chance.

Being Hank's partner meant he'd already trained you up to be a threat to anyone, and now it was your daughter's turn to learn the harsh world she was born into.

"I'm scared." Lilith looked to you, her eyes the same blood red as her dad's own.

"So was I when I first picked up a gun," You knelt to her level, putting a comforting hand on her shoulder. "but you'll learn that it's just a tool, like any other. You learn how to use it correctly and you'll be safe." You kissed her forehead, and adjusted her arms, Hank carefully putting his large hands over her's as well.

"Hold your breath, steady your arms,"

[ B A N G ]

One of the glass bottle Hank had lined up shattered, and Lilith dropped the gun in fright. "That was scary!"

"But you did it. Overcoming challenges laid before you... First step to becoming strong and unkillable like me." Hank felt pride, and they picked up the gun. "Just... Don't drop it again."

SANMOS Mars (he him)

Baby Mars was a blessed little guy, having not just two parents, but three, and their whole support system to fall back on. Both your lovers are dutiful dads, but Sanford rarely ever wants to put his lil man down. He's got one of them baby carriers custom fit for his bigger frame, and Mars is his spitting image.

With curls of black hair, a chubby build and pout, it was like San was carrying his little mini-me. Mars had mixed skin, a dark grey, but slightly lighter than Sanford's, as well as dark freckles across his full body.

"Think we can find some tiny round sunglasses for babyford?" Dei joked to you while he was warming up some formula milk. "Totally, we could get him a little tank top, grow his hair out and make locs with them." You replied and laughed.

Sanford rolled his eyes, but smiled as well. "I just wanna protect my babe."

"A." Mars weighs in his opinion, throwing his arms up at Deimos as the smell of warm milk hits his nose. "It'll be ready soon yah little monster." Dei smiled and softly pinched his cheek, making Mars squeal happily.

"Let me get him ready." You took Mars from Sanford and set him on your lap. "You should get some sleep Fordie, you've been up with him all night. Relax and cool off, Dei and I got this for now."

"I'm not tired." Sanford lied, immediately yawning and taking his sunglasses off. He had dark circles under his eyes. "You're absolutely tired." Deimos snorted, handing you the warm bottle.

"Relax wonder-dad. Go get comfy and rested, the three of us will be waiting for you when you get up." You gave the big man a kiss, and he finally agreed to get a few hours sleep.

2BDAMNED Rhea and Phoebe

Raising twins was a handful, everyone in base had to chip in a little now and then. Doc was sitting on a soft cushion on the floor, trying to not give himself back ache with shrimp posture, as Rhea chewed on the arm of her stuffed dog toy, and Phoebe was playing with wooden blocks Sanford had kindly made for the girls.

"Hey handsome," Doc arches his back slightly as your smooth hands rub against his shoulders, a pleasant shiver runs up his spine. "you three having fun?"

"Of course, they're engrossed in their own little worlds, and watching them develop is fascinating. Pheebs is working on her hand-eye coordination, which is wonderful to see, and Rhea is... enjoying herself."

Rhea raised her arms up to you, always happy to see her parent. Luckily each girl had their own favourite parent, you being Rhea's, and Doc being Phoebe's, so juggling toddlers wasn't an issue for one of you.

You embraced the little troublemaker, picking her up into your arms and giving her a cheek kiss, earning a happy squeal. "Damma!" Her chubby fingers grabbed your neck as you cuddled her into you.

They'd been born looking similar, but developed differences as they aged. Rhea took more after Doc, dark grey hair tied in little twin tails to show off her pretty face, maroon monolid eyes and a crooked smile. She'd be the spitting image of her dad, if she didn't have your skin and nose.

Phoebe on the other hand was like the opposite, her hair was like your natural colour, tied back as well to keep it out of her face. Her eyes were mirrors of yours as well, and looked wonderful when the light caught them just right. She had Kyle's paler complexion and thin nose.

"Hello my little moon~" You cooed sweetly to her, Doc had insisted on naming both girls after moons, which Deimos laughed about at the time. 'Three moons in one base, you building a solar system here old man?"

Rhea yawned widely, little white puppy teeth lined her mouth. "They've been up for a while, I've already fed them, and was hoping to try and educate them a little bit, but it looks like someone's ready for a nap." Doc smiled to you, making his deep set crows-feet more apparent, each wrinkle in his face seemed to get more and more defined as the days went on.

He made a very handsome DILF. "Perhaps I'll take Phoebe and work with her one on one, and give Rhea a lesson later. Shame, I was going to talk about the stars with them." Rhea's head perked up, all signs of fatigue suddenly removed.

She loved space, Doc had even gotten the lads to paint the nursery into a galaxy, with bright glow-in-the-dark stars stuck to the ceiling. "Staaars." She reached out for her father, heart set on looking at pictures of the night sky over sleeping.

Phoebe was slightly more grounded to earth, interest in the things in front of her, as opposed to those miles and miles above. "Blocks." She pointed to her cubic toy, heart set on continuing to destroy and rebuild with them.

"How about you teach in here? You can read to both of them, I'm sure they'll both enjoy it. Rhea can look at the pictures, and Pheebs can just listen." You sat with Phoebe, offering her another block.

"Thank you Damma." Phoebe smiled to you, finishing a star shaped tower using coloured blocks. Doc sat down, Rhea on his lap and he laid a book in front, starting from the beginning.

"The constellations are patterns of stars formed in the sky, there are many to discover...."

...

From a distance, a star faced figure watched his nieces with a softening in his heart. He found it strange when his brother had told him he was going to live a mortal life for a while, and he couldn't understand it, not at first. But now, seeing the family he'd made, Maker couldn't help but smile.

[bisharp-that-likes-chips]

Can we get a reader that was born and grew up on an island/archipelago with either the main 3 or 4. For example, Philippines or Hawaii?

People in the madcom x reader section when I post

Not only that, but the boys are going on vacation or something better (also slight nsfw warning for Deimos cuz he’s a bit of a perv) Hank:

He wonders what your life what like in what is considered to be a paradise according to the majority (perhaps he’d like to go there as well)

If you offer to take him to your home country, he has so many wonders

When you first arrive at a sunny beach, he feels like he just escaped hell and what feels like to him, heaven. Oh wait.

I hope you agree with his pleas to stay (apparently, this scary ass mf tries to act all cute and gives you the puppy eyes cuz he really don’t wanna leave)

Shia LaBeouf voice: DO IT! JUST DO IT!

Sanford:

Sanford always dreamed of leaving Nevada and staying at an expensive apartment by a warm sunny beach for the rest of his life so he’s jelly

If you plan to leave Nevada with him and go to your childhood home, he’ll be the happiest man alive

He flops down on the soft hot sand and breathes out a heavy sigh. He finally had his dreams come true

He’s more playful and enthusiastic. Also splashing you with water when you least expect it and swimming around the shoreline like some professional swimmer (headcanon that this dude’s athletic. After all, he’s jacked up)

After the day ends and you’re both tired. He holds you very close to him and peppers your face with kisses. This is his way of saying “thank you” and that his love for you skyrocketed higher than Snoop Dogg

Deimos:

“Wait if you’re from an island? Could you take me there?! Please! Please! Pleeeeeeease!” (Yea Deimos is the most childlike out of the main four)

If you take him to your home country, he’ll be more ecstatic than a sugar addicted kid who drank 5 bottles of Coca Cola.

Bro saw you in your swimsuit and he’s just there staring at you and drooling like damn (his mind: Lemme smash)

He is very rowdy and wild when you guys visit the beach and he acts like a child all day until the sun sets, then he’s knocked out after his excitement rush

2BDamned:

Like Sanford, he’s also jealous. He has to work for 3 annoying, psycho men in a crazy and corrupted environment while you got to relax at a beautiful beach

If you tell him that you and him are gonna leave to go to your home, he’ll love you forever cuz he is so ready to be done with his old job for good

He has a foodgasm when trying exotic foods native to your homeland (he’s tired of eating that stale metallic mush that’s basically the only food he’s allowed to eat in Nevada), and he doesn’t take his eyes off the views of the beaches for more than 2 hours

If you rent an apartment with big cozy beds, best believe he’s holding you extremely tight when you’re sleeping with him

[creatorthegod]

Oh the Dreams (Hank! Reader)

What the characters want to do in the future with there beloved

2BDamned : Doc wishes that one day the two of them will just leave to live in a house nowhere near the madness of Nevada, while he would go to work they would stay home and clean or take care of there child, He hopes to have at least one child with them so he can come home after a hard day of work and see them making dinner while also taking care of their child.

Sanford: Sanford hopes that one day he and Deimos will live together with them, go one missions together, cook together, just do everything together, all of them would kill the A.A.H.W agents and then in the end they would give him and Deimos a quick kiss before going home, he hopes to have two children one from him, one from Deimos.

Deimos: He wants to get married to both the loves of his live, he want to live in a big house, while he and Sanford go out they stay home and clean and take care of everything, and when they come home they fawn all over them, light his cigarettes for him, and admire all of his skills, like Sanford he wants two kids one from each parent, where you are a loving parent and lover.

The Auditor: Auditor hopes to catch them and stop the madness in Nevada, but he wont kill them, he will keep them hidden in a secret place only he knows about, he hopes that they will fight him at first but slowly start to rely on him, he would want a few kids after all two of the most powerful and dangerous people in Nevada there children would be force's to be reckoned with.

The Sheriff: He wishes that after a hard day at work he can come home to them making dinner and taking care of their kids, he hopes that they will fall in love with him on the spot the next time they see him and never hold a weapon ever again, he would want his lover to be like a stay at home wife taking care of their children, speaking of children he wants he wants a few so that he can keep you tied to him.

Jeb: He wants to save Nevada and all residents and since they cause most of it, he will have to take them away and keep them hidden and he hopes they will admit wrong and beg for forgiveness, he wants them to help him get rid of all the evil and when there done thank him for all the good he has brought, he wants one child so they can raise that child to protect Nevada and others.

Tricky: He wants to take them forcefully, have them kicking and screaming as he drags them away to there new home, he wants them to struggle to get out and leave as he is cuddling them on his couch and later they can play together, he wants three kids one is so you have so much work to do you can't leave him and two he wants to take care of something with his love.

Phobos: He believes that one day his love will betray their friends, go to him and admit there love for him then both of them could take over Nevada then the world, he wants them to worship the ground he walks on and wont question what he wants to do with them, he wants many children so he can teach them how to be a ruler and maybe let them have their own country, but he and his love shall rule the world.

Bonus// oc

Loki: She wants things to go back to the way it was when they were both lovers, sure she may have blamed them for something that was out of their control, but they can go back together, she wants lots of children after all she used to be a mother herself and she loves taking care of babies/children, the one thing she wishes is that they can get married again and live a peaceful life.

[nevadancitizen]

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✍︎ tentatively accepting requests, but please be patient...

hank j. wimbleton

one last retreat (ft. soldier! reader) 💘 ⚠️

among all the sounds you hear on the front lines, it’s not all that unexpected to hear dog tags chime from an alley. your curiosity is unwavering and is, unfortunately, getting the better of you. just one peek couldn’t hurt, right? it’s not like you’d meet what you thought was your death in an unoccupied alley... right? 

angel (ft. angel! reader) 💘 ⛅️

hank listens to your woes about being forced to become an angel.

sanford

darling daughter (ft. employer! reader) 💘

taking care of a human child is awfully hard when she’s been conditioned to gather resources from dead bodies. it only gets worse when the man you promised to be an informant for comes to collect.

deimos

aggression (ft. player! reader) 💘 ⚠️

after daydreaming of seeing into your camera feed once again, deimos takes initiative and makes his own device that connects with your monitor.

recovery (ft. sensitive hearing! reader) 💘 ⛅️ 🥀

when a trigger sends you into a spiral, you decide to confront the one who brings you comfort: deimos.

headcanons:

status quo

random player hc’s :) (ft. player! reader) 💘 ⛅️ ⚠️

headcanons i came up with when i wasn’t feeling well

fascination with the ordinary (ft. player! reader) 💘 ⛅️ ⚠️

your world is vastly different from the nevada native to madness combat. after the main three + 2bdamned get transported to your world, they each find things that fascinate them.

[cereswritingpoint]

Hey! Welcome.

Since you've come this far, let me introduce myself!

❯ 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄

Hello, I'm Ceres! I'm in my early 20s and I've chosen to bring my writing to Tumblr. Yes! I usually write (and read) in my free time. And, when I'm not writing, I like to listen to music and also read about academic (nerd) articles.

❯ 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒

Newgrounds, JJK, TokRev, Junji Ito, Madness Combat, Soul Eater, CSM, AOT, Assassination Classroom, HxH, JJBA, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion: Death (True)².

❯ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄;

Sibling!Reader x Character (Only PLATONIC);

Female!Reader, Male!Reader (going to try), NB!Reader;

Reader x Character (Romantic OR Platonic);

Fluff;

(Going to try) angst;

Headcanons;

Oneshots;

Dark/Suggestive content;

(Going to try) Yandere!Character;

Gore, violence;

Note: I will put TW in any delicate topic.

❯ 𝐖𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄;

Underage characters;

R*pe or any other type of assault;

Incest;

Smut;

Religious themes;

Heavy angst;

Domestic violence (verbally, physically, emotionally and mentally);

Loli stuff or characters acting like a child.

❯ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑:

From Madness Combat: Series:

Hank J. Wimbleton, Deimos, Sanford, 2BDamned, Tricky, Jebus, Auditor.

From Project Nexus:

Dr. Christoff, The Employers, Director Phobos, Dr. Hofnarr, Dr, Skinner.

Well, that's all for now! Thank you for the attention, and I hope you have a great day! <3

[madimagines]

I see your new, that is cool!

How about the main 4 with a reader who bakes cakes? I bet they will like the food there s/o make

Remember you are amazing! Don't give up <3

Love you ♡

~ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ CAKE SHENANIGANS

headcanon list featuring hank, sanford, deimos, and 2bd with a reader who bakes cakes!

content includes: fluff, and just curious guys rooting for their s/o!

author's note: hello! i hope this works :). and yup! it's been awesome being here so far <3. your request was incredibly fun to write, and i hope you have a great day!

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# ‎ ~ ‎ HANK J. WIMBLETON

whenever hank first found out about your incredible ability, it was as if his love for you skyrocketed on the spot.

although hank is quiet, he finds pleasure in watching you bake. he'll hover over you, sit on the counter, whatever grants him a better view.

it's a different story whenever hank tried your cakes for the first time.

he described it as "the best thing above hotdogs" which is actually his top favorite food.

if you offer to teach him or ask him to help you, hank will be hesitant at first because he's never really baked anything before.

but when he agrees he's satisfied with you guiding him along. hank also loves listening to you talk, it's an instant remedy to calm him down.

show him anything that blends and hank will do grabby hands, he gets child-like excitement if you let him mix.

as a bonus: hank will bow down to you if you let him lick the spoon and/or bowl <3

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# ‎ ~ ‎ SANFORD

sanford had a reaction similar to hank's, but he was much more tame about it.

he'll nod to you, tell you how cool that is, probably go on a compliment spree, and then offer to bake with you sometime.

i like to think sanford has decent baking skills, so he was rather pleased in discovering his partner took the same interests.

it's a great bonding experience for you two, both of you working together to tackle different things in the kitchen.

sanford doesn't mind just watching you too, he finds you even more peaceful when you're working.

he'd probably be the type to get slightly messy, but nothing impossible to clean. and he'd clean up his own mess anyways.

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# ‎ ~ ‎ DEIMOS

when i say jawdrop, i mean jawdrop.

you're about to get showered with compliments from your heart-eyed partner.

i have a headcanon that deimos, for no reason in particular, is just a really good cook, so he'll beg you to teach him some of your skills.

he'll very likely brag about you to his peers, the first comment being "they make these kickass cakes!"

he'll definitely tone it down if you're uncomfortable, but don't expect him to stop entirely

he'd also hug you from behind while you're in the kitchen. he adores you so much and nothing will change that.

if you need a certain ingredient or tool deimos will certainly be off to find that thing, even if it means interrogating random grunts or the other guys. a little over the top maybe, but dei tries.

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# ‎ ~ ‎ 2BDAMNED

he's pretty much a workaholic, so doc never really gives himself time to do any different hobbies.

he was highly intrigued when you told him about your baking.

doc would be the type to ask many questions about what you do, displaying genuine interest with each answer.

unless it's an emergency on his end he will drop whatever he's doing to watch you.

he may or may not take notes in a notepad because honestly, it's doc.

gets irritated when somebody tries to interrupt you. he'll either shoo them off or pull out the rolled up newspaper.

he'll help you out wherever he can, doc isn't much of a baker so his knowledge is limited. he won't label himself as entirely useless however!

sniiiiiiiff™

the smell of it is a huge pleasure to him.

[vinnival]

could you please do doc, sheriff, tricky, auditor, and sanmos [sanford x deimos] + demon child!reader with fire powers?

RAAUARJSURJA

little tinny

Wreak Havoc!

2BDamned

Who's this... sassy lost child?

-him

Imagine his surprise! He's cruising along, taking a break from SQ, when he spots a flicker of flame in the distance

Tbh he thought it was Deimos at first because....... ykno

(But Dei was back at SQ? Doc JUST saw him when he left...)

But when he approaches to try and see what was going on, he spots a kiddo that...

That looked like a hellbeast from Hell!

He startles, not expecting that- and that caught your attention. You skittered over and chirped at him with a fanged grin, exhaling a bit of smoke.

"Oh Maker no."

-him

He tried to get away, but I mean. You probably recognized this guy because of the stuff he does n all! So you follow him.

No matter how he tries to shake you, you manage to dart through thr shadows fast enough to somehow always find him

It was in this moment 2B knew......... he fucked up

He finally relented and took you back to SQ on the promise that you didn't destroy anything or else he will, and I quote, "Deag you back from which you came so help me."

Surprisingly? You didn't really act TOO bad. Of course you left a couple singes from embers here and there and started small fires from time to time. But it was really nothing that 2B or the other SQ members can't handle.

After all, they DO deal with Deimos, so

If you squint, you can see 2B slowly growing on you, becoming more father-like and caring over time.

Whoop-de-doo. +1 dad!

Sherf

What are you doing in my house????? What are you doing in my house ????????????

"I want waffle fries! :3"

Yeah you hopped into MERC one day to terrorize and it sent Sher into a tizzy because why is a DEMON FROM HELL-

Oh hey you knew this guy! You saw him when he was down there, and played with him a bit, which gave him a break from the torture of the other adult hellbeasts/demons

But that doesn't mean he wasn't scared of you lmao, he had his gun out and shakily aimed at you

You plop right into the chair across from him in his office, wide-eyed, occasionally blinking. You Were Not Afraid Of The Gun

He's frozen in fear! Tfw he's scared of a Literal Child

But you simply blep at him, tail swishing

And then he finally realizes

Ah shit I gotta deal with a child demon

Yeah you were NOT leaving lmao

MERC actually really likes you tbh, you are surprisjngly helpful with the tasks and you do Cool Fire Tricks so that's also a plus

Sheriff takes a while to warm up to you, but he does! And soon he's fully comfortable with taking you under his wing

He introduced you to Church n Jorge and Oh Boy

He knew a fraction of what kind of chaos would break out. But he didn't expect all of it

No matter how many times you three went chaos mode and sorta scared everybody with your abilities? Sheriff would always be waiting (albeit ready to rightfully scold based on what happened) with open arms, pretty proud of his two Big Kids and one Demon Kid

Tricky

Omg !!!!!! Chaos gremlin !!!!!!!

You two probably met for like 5 seconds total and it already wanted to fight you

Probably because it saw your demon-like features and deemed you worthy of The Slap™️

Of course, when the tie came around, you two were on the floor and panting, giggling to yourselves

"I LIKE YOU!!! YOU'RE COOL!!!"

Cue happy demon

Soft tacos later ?

SOFT TACOS LATER !

You equally drag each other around a lot. Straight up, as in the title, wreaking havoc and watching shit go down with popcorn

When fighting Hank, you cheer it on!

You two like playfighting a lot, it's all in good fun!

Clown dad nyeh >:) /ref

It really cares for you! If you're hurt via water ( you make Fire so logically- ) it will plop down next to you and hug you until you get over the pain

Speaking of fire, it probably asks you to help with the circus tricks clown knows just to add more flair to it

Tricky is obviously cold all the time due to being a Literal Corpse, so it curls up next to you a lot to stay warm

"THANK YOU SPACE HEATER :o)"

you've lost your demon title how do you feel/j

Auditor

Thus could go one of two ways! But because this is intended to be a fluff request, I won't go the Evil Warlord way

When Audi detected a new presence among the land that wasn't like the usual buzz of grunts, spirits, G03LMs, etc...

She had to check it out before the other employers could

Quickly whisking away to your location, she spots a child chasing a screaming grunt around

Smoke trails bellowed behind you as you laughed and spat fireballs at the poor grunt

Wait is that child-

Oh yeah she finally caught you weren't a normal grunt

They swooped in just in time to catch you as you jumped to pounce on the scared grunt, immediately wrapping you in binds to keep you from attacking. (Not that it would hurt.)

"What? Huh?! N- lemme go! Lemme go!"

They simply raised an eyebrow at your sttempt to look weak and like a literal child, hiding away your horns and tail and closing your eyes shut

When you attempted to sneak a fire attack conspicuously (to which it didn't hurt. fire employer, rmr?), she decided to speak up

"I know what you are, hellbeast. Are you one of Stygian's?"

You froze up at that name, finally letting your horns pop back out. Oh, yeah. You definitely knew that name; that was your old leader before you decided to run off and see the overworld of Nevada

With you slowly nodding, Audi stayed quiet and simply dragged you back to the AAHW facility she was at.

And you didn't protest! You already probably upset one employer, you didn't want to upset another

She brought you up to her office quickly,

"Stay here, I'll get accommodations ready for you soon. Do not burn down my office."

You quickly nod at hearing the growl in her voice

Of course you obliged, resisting the urge to idly play with your fire until he came back

Once Auditor did, they gave you the rundown of the rules, and asked you to repeat them before you were permitted to head to your room

Yes, you memorized them with ease and repeated them back; you were soon on your way to a pretty comfortable room to live in

Audi personally accompanies you a lot, asking you idle questions to learn more about you and teaching you some nifty things! Like swordfighting!

Lesson one never give a demon a sword

Unless said demon is fighting an emoloyer

Otherwise you have no chance lol

Stygian never shows up to take their kid back, so Audi just keeps you tbh

Neat liddle kitto

Sanmos

Hoooollyyyy shiittt

Dei FREAKS OUT when seeing you, immediately spitting out fire of his own to excitedly catch your attention

You two were just immediately "my man 🤝"

Meanwhile San in the bg "Oh No Twoaddem"

San can't really resist Dei's puppy eyes when immediately asking to take you in

"Alright, just remember that this is a literal demon, Dei, and shit could go down at any moment."

happy deimos and demon

You are subsequently apsorped into The Family™️, now including TWO dads!

Sanford obviously secretly adores you, but he puts on a more firm front when parenting you, making sure to scold you accordingly; just as 2B would.

Deimos is a flat out cool father, always hanging out with you and/or inviting you to do stupid shit together, cracking jokes when needed and doing fire stuff together

(outside of sq btw. no more accidents inside.)

When you come on missions and work with the two to drop bodies by the tens every few seconds, they're the proudest dads EVER omg

"Our kid could probably beat Hank!"

I'm personally not sure if you could tbh but! It's the thought that counts?

*coughs this up* how old is this rq.......... like 4-5 months old....... im. so sorry <- addicted to discord

hope you liked it, though! I'll be slowly working through the requests, all! Be patient please!

[warcriminalcommie]

Somewhere In... Deez N—

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'Sup. My name is Ay, I'm just your local (cringe as fuck) idiot on her i d i o t i c writing account. I honestly am still pretty weirded out about posting shit on Tumblr, specifically writing, but still. I gotta get used to it SOMEHOW.

Basically what I currently write is Madness Combat X Reader. I might consider Roblox X Reader later but I'm trying my best with my motivation right now.

And to the people who are from my Wattpad, pretend my update schedule history thing is actually existing and that I am a very competent writer that writes very frequently.

So uh. Here are the request rules, I suppose?

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Very epik, go ahead. (I will do this.)

Fluff.

Angst.

Platonic.

Platonic Character/Reader + Child!Reader/Child!Character. (It will be marked with a "+" or "&" instead of an "X". If not, then I forgot to mark it as such.)

Female!Reader.

Slightly suggestive stuff.

Violence and bloody stuff. (Kind of obvious since it's Madness Combat.)

Yanderes. (nO— I won't be romanticizing the yandere actions. All yandere relationships are abusive and unhealthy, y'know.)

Alphabets. (Fluff alphabet, SFW alphabet, Angst alphabet, etc... but of course not the NSFW alphabet.)

Boi what the hell boi. (I won't do this.)

Pedophilia. (Romantic/Sexual stuff with a Child!Reader/Child!Character. Like what the fuck?)

Rape. (Pro-Shippers when.)

Incest. (Pro-Shippers when. - Part 2.)

Smut.

Male!Reader. (I have no idea on how to write a Male!Reader lol.)

Gender-Bent Characters. (Because their personalities will be really weird to work with. Just thinking about a gender-bent Deimos or something makes my head hurt.)

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Oh, and the characters I'll write for. Right.

CHARACTER LIST.

Hank.

Deimos (The Deimos simps are wild bro. They're almost as wild as the Auditor and Phobos simps IF NOT EVEN WORSE— (And that's coming from someone who's favorite is Deimos.)).

Sanford.

2BDamned.

Sheriff.

Jebus.

Tricky.

Auditor.

Scrapface.

ROMP.fla.

Hot Dog Vendor (The most important character.).

Happy Hank.

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I'll be writing one-shots, head-canons, and alphabets. B)

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I'm also afraid I won't be able to write anything LGBTQ+ because I absolutely suck at representing groups that I am not from and I really do not wish to screw up the representation (Unless you like - Want a demisexual or maybe someone on the asexual spectrum. That's all I can provide.). My apologies.

And that's all, for now.

EDIT: Some characters have been removed due to my lack of knowledge on them, for those who have requested them I'll still try to push the requests out but I'll no longer be taking requests for any character not listed here.

[abstract-crossverse]

shall I request 2BDamned helping a child reader hide from some agents trying to kill them -father insticts enabled-

FatherDamned my beloved

2022 edit: format change

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2BDamned helping child!reader [headcanons]

He was coming back from raiding an abandoned hospital

Until he saw you run straight passed him, and you were F A S T

He didn't even realized what had happened until a bullet almost hit him, and started running after you

Given his bigger form, he caught up to you and asked you what was going on while shooting a few of the agents

Of course you didn't trust him and kept running

He saw an abandoned building in the distance, then picked you up and ran to it, doing his best to lose the agents between the ruins of other buildings in the way

Eventually you lost them, he put you down and sat on the ground, catching his breath while you backed away

But in fear of the agents finding you, you just sat down across the room

After a few minutes of awkward silence, you asked why he helped you

But he had nothing, he didn't think of why he was helping a child, but he told you that it was because a child shouldn't die so early

After chatting with you a bit more, you trusted him enough to let him tend to your wounds

After doing so, he offered you to stay with him and his coworkers

You had no where to go, so you agreed

I kid you not, right after you said that his brain instantly went "PROTECT THIS CHILD AT ALL FUCKING COSTS YOU DO NOT LEAVE THEM"

He lowkey carried you all the way back despite your protests, but your body was just so exhausted you could barely move

You ended up sleeping half of the way there, 2B was m e l t i n g on the inside, you were so cute

He got home to Sanford yelling about how worried he and the others were, which scared you awake

Confused, San asked why he had a child with him, he explained everything briefly and then went down to his office, where there was a bed you could rest on and he could keep and eye on you

A few days later and the others already loved you

Sanford is cool whiskey uncle

Deimos is big bro

Hank is that uncle that takes you cool places without 2B knowing (and by cool, I mean he takes you training and killing)

And 2B is, ofc, your dad :)

For some reason, Tricky pops in from time to time to fight Hank, but when he saw you he just lost the interest in fighting Hank at that moment and focused on you

He behaved?? And only focused in making you happy and laughing, ignoring the other 4 trying to get him away from you

You call him your clown uncle now

And the others don't have the heart to keep Tricky away from you now

They'd all die for you

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Went a little extra with this, but I love found family so I wanted to include the last parts :)

[stitchwork-madness26]

Just like you

Paring:2BDamned x employer!reader

Warning:so much adorable shit, subtle swearing tho

Notes:the employer reader is from @rotshop and this was inspired by a photo they made of the employer reader,2BDamned, and a little baby grunt. Adorable shit. Would have made this a while back but i was frankly to lazy lol.

So ya employer reader and doc being parents to a baby grunt. Enjoy :3

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How long has it been now? Weeks? Months? A year? Time can be a bit of a blur after the suns disappearance, you can lose track of how many days it has been as the sky always remained that dark red hue. Even if a long time as passed you can still recall the same events that happened some time ago.

You had joined hank,sanford, and deimos on a raid, no reason in particular you just wanted to come along. A tingling feeling that something will happen, uncertain if it was the feeling of impending doom looming over your head, or something far different. Whatever it was you wanted to be present for it, a change you wouldn't want to miss after endless raiding and passing out from the random drops in temperatures as of late. Damn your cold bloodedness...

The building you all came across was empty, almost barren much to hanks dismay. Dust and cobwebs littered about with some knocked over desks,chairs, and broken lab equipment. Deimos and sanford wandered to the next room to find supplies on the right and hank went up ahead to a room across the entrance,normally you would follow hank or the duo but decided to go on your own for a change of pace and go to the room on the left.

The lights in the room flickers, barely holding onto the ceiling from their age but they still did their purpose. Despite the flickering you can still see everything fine, you didnt see nothing special at 1st just knocked over tables and a dry blood covered vending machine until in your peripheral vision you saw something move.

You was not alarmed or afraid, the thing looked small, almost the size of a mouse compared to you it couldn't possibly be anything harmful. Yet something told you to check what it was, silently you wandered over to where it moved, behind a bar that was in the room with broken glass all around. When you peeked over to see what it was you saw a grunt, it was smaller then a average, one less then half of the size of one. A small child...

"Hello" you said as calmly as you can muster, a jump and a small squeal was the childs response before it cowers and starts to cry "go away! Go away scary monster!!" It cried, you did not take offense. A faceless being made of shadow and as tall as you are can scare anyone, even to a poor defenseless child "its ok little one i wont hurt you..." You attempted the calm voice again, you receive no response as the child continued to cry in fear. You wouldn't want to leave it alone, so you waited for the others to find you and stayed out of the childs line of sight so you dont scare it more then you are.

Once the others came you asked sanford or deimos to carry the child to the van, hank scared the child too so you did not bother to ask him. After several minutes deimos managed to pick up the child and you all went on your way back to the HQ...

It did not take a lot to convince 2B to let the child stay, it only took you a simple phrase "i am adopting them, dont stop me" with determination in your tone. He only sighed, frankly a little tired from all the shit the group has gone through and mumbles a "ok" leaving it at that. The child had no name, so you named them with a name that even a employer like yourself would be jealous of but you sometimes still call them little one,because they are.

The child trusted 2b right away, clinging onto him like they saw a monster under the bed...only the monster was you. Whenever you get close to them both the child hugs him and cries, begging him to make the monster go away. 2b tries his best to claim you are not a monster and your not there to hurt them but he's not the very best at consoling people. It does hurt a little to see the child be so afraid but you can understand why too, being new to this parenting life it is difficult to know what to do in these situations...at least 2b had your back in this.

Eventually the child called 2b their "dada" and it just stuck, seeing him as their father. You always grin at this with your human like teeth with sharp canines at how adorable it is, whenever the child sees your teeth they always freeze in place and just stares. At this point no longer crying from fear but still freezes up and stares at you like a deer in headlights, you could not tell if they are getting used to your presence or if they had ran out of tears to cry... Either way you assumed it was progress. Seeing the interactions between 2b and the child warmed your heart, they always eager to help 2b with his work or help put bandaids on hank when he gets mildly injured. They even see sanford,deimos, and hank as their uncles now, such as deimos giving them piggy back rides, sanford drawing with them, hell even hank, the most well known killer in nevada, even had a soft spot for the child, letting them climb on him like a tree.

It was all so incredibly sweet and you was fine with it, even if you are just the big monster under the bed to them you are glad they are happy with a nice family.

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Now its the present day, with you, doc, and the little one only present at the HQ. Looming over your loves shoulder to see him work on the tablet in his hands and the child is drawing with warn out crayons and ripped paper just a few feet away, the child had gotten more comfortable around you but not by much. They never got startled by you anymore but still stares at you like a deer in headlights when you speak to them, they do talk to you though and still address you as "monster" not as (mother or father or other) and you was alright with it. As long as they are getting better.....

"You are lost in your thoughts again" 2b spoke in the comfortable silence "sorry...just wondering some things" you replied with a sigh, standing up straight no longer looming over his shoulder "ill let you get back to work dear" you said before slowly approaching the child "little one?" You spoke in the same calm tone as before,they looked up at you with the same look as before "are you hungry? Do you need anything...?" You asked kindly, they nod their head looked away for a sec before looking back at your featureless face "noodles?" They asked "sure. Ill get you some" you unintentionally grinned with your spooky like teeth and walked out of the room.

As you was getting the food ready for your child the trio had returned from their raid, hank covered in blood with a large machine gun strapped to his back stomped past you and sanford stuck around with you, deimos is nowhere to be found "where is deimos?" You asked sanford "he picked something up for the kid, so he's looking for them" sanford replied, taking a seat on the kitchen table "good to know" you left the conversation at that taking the ramen noodles and walked back to 2bs office, stopping to see deimos walk out. He waves at you "oh hey s/o" he greets "kid wants to talk to you" he continued before walking past "alright?" Confused you walked inside.

2b is still sitting in his chair with his tablet in hand, nothing seemed to change on his part but the little one seemed very excited and happy. You walked over to the child and crouched down to give them their meal, they took the food and set it down and looked up at you happy. No longer full of fear or that wide eyes look they give "look monster look!" They exclaimed, voice sounding a little muffled showing fake vampire teeth in their mouth "i got sharp teeth like you!" They continued, the words almost hit your heart by how cute it is.

You let out a fake gasp, playing along with them "oh! So scary!" You pretend to be afraid, receiving a little giggle from them "rawr!" They screamed with their hands in front of them like they would attack you "oh no! If only someone came to help!" You continued to pretend and glance at 2b, who looks at you with a unamused look in his eyes "raaawwrrr" the child continued to play "aaahh! Doc! Please help!" You pleaded trying your best to hold back a laugh, with that 2b gets up and walks over and picks up the child "gotcha" 2b announced with a subtle grin under his mask "noooo! I wanna scare monster!" The little one laughed, followed by your chuckling. "Rawr!" The child attempted to scare his father "oh no! They got me!" 2b played along too, still holding the child in his arms. It was so uncharacteristic but so adorable from him, you laughed and grabbed them both in a hug "now i caught both of you" you grinned "aaah! Monster got us!!" The child laughed "whatever shall we do?" 2b chuckled.

The little one looked up at you and patted your empty face with their tiny hands "boo!" They yelled and you faked a yell, let them go, fell backwards, and pretended to be dead on the floor. The child laughed "i defeated the monster!" They praised themselves as 2b set them down with a grin, the child wandered over to you and pat your featureless face again "im big and scary just like monster" they smiled before you reached over to pat their head.

"You sure are little one..."

[sad-boy-hank]

Up next is SIX Jane Reader

SJ Reader is the only mother of the SIX Musical Readers and also the oldest. They'd be a few years younger than 2BDamned(who I hc to be around his early to mid 30s). They have a pretty happy life with supportive parents and everything. SJ Reader is also the only one to have unconditionally loved Henry the Ex.

Surprisingly enough, Henry the Ex didn't cheat in their relationship. Rather, they broke up when SJ Reader was accidentally pregnant with their son. They were depressed about that but couldn't bear doing an abortion and kept the kid. Luckily, their family helped heal from the break up and take care of their son.

Going a bit off in SIX Heart of Stone, SJ Reader is a pretty calm and kinda melancholic person, especially after the breakup. They're personality in summary is a very soft mom. Will bake cookies for everyone and tuck them in bed with a kiss and goodnight. Soft and plush and warm is their aura.

People can get really comfortable in their presence. One of the reasons why they like them so much. Of course, they mom everyone and really makes things seem normal. In Nevada, they act as a primary medic next to 2B which really made the mom-ing a bit worse as they're the one to patch you up and seeing any injury makes them fret and worry for you.

Considering when yeeted in Nevada, their child son comes with the bundle of joy makes things a bit better too. Together as mother and son duo, they can brighten anyone's day.

Though, even if they're personality is the definition of a soft mom and is Nevada's designated MILF, it doesn't mean they can't pack a good punch. When it comes to their son, you bet the alternative quote, "Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned" is practiced in reality.

They aren't the strongest but with a mother's rage, they can punt your ass into the wall hard enough to crack.

MNEJWMOCJSDBFHVCNBE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bisharp-that-likes-chips]

there were a lot of requests with a different-speaking reader with main 4, but...what about French?? A READER WHOSE PARENT IS FRENCH, AND THEREFORE HE BREAKS SOME WORDS (this is about me hehe) AND HE SPEAKS FRENCH EVERY TIME HE'S NERVOUS OR HE'S IN SHOCK OR HE'S ANGRY JUST THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA WOO

Oui

Hank:

Dude can’t comprehend what you’re saying cuz even though his senses are OP in battle, he can’t hear well when someone talks in a different accent

When you speak French, his brain goes windows error sound

You have to tell him that you’re speaking a different language other than English, and maybe teach him a bit of French just to get an understanding of it

He’s like a curious child that likes learning new things, like what kinda animals there are, or how to give someone 3rd degree burns

Sanford:

Unlike Hank, Sanford is smarter and knows quite a bit French, mostly cuz unlike Deimos who looks at French memes, he looks up what some French words mean

He compliments you in French with the things he learned from you (Mon amore) to try and fluster you

He might also insult Deimos in French and trick him to think it was a compliment (“gros con!” (dumbass); “what does that mean?” “It means cool.” “hehe yeah, I know I’m cool Sanford.”)

Also will learn how to cook some traditional French food to satisfy your mouth (dirty minded people after reading the last 3 words: 😏)

Deimos:

He only knows a few French words cuz of the many French memes on the internet

Bro thinks he got rizz after saying this to you “hon hon hon, jou are le madame baguette croissant. Bonjour motherfuquiere”

Okay, funni Deimos aside, he likes learning new Drench words, mostly so he could learn how to fluster you.

“How are you today mah…sheeer…iiieeeee” (it takes a while for him to pronounce new words)

2BDamned:

This dude also knows some French cuz some documents he had were French for some reason.

He’ll compliment you in French to show him he cares (tu n'es pas magnifique? (Aren’t you gorgeous?) Bonus for him if you blush

If he sees you stressed out and anxious, he’ll comfort you with sweet French words “c'est bon ma chérie” (it’s okay dear)

Probably will use French as a 2nd language thanks to you.

[nevadancitizen]

OK, Fae / Fairy Anon here again bc I just had a great idea and I just had to tell u bc I like how u write. I don't care when you write this, but just imagine this. Reader having a VERY sensitive sense of hearing (kinda like Dolores from Encanto) dating a VERY loud Deimos. Will Reader tell Deimos to shut up or just suffer in silence? We will never know 👀 (and maybe Reader just tells Sanford the problem, imagine the drama, poor San wouldn't know what to do either lmao) OK, I'll go now! Bye! ^w^

"recovery"

synopsis: when a trigger sends you into a spiral, you decide to confront the one who brings you comfort: deimos.

word count: 1.1k

characters: deimos, reader

trigger warnings: mistreatment of prisoners, reader spiralling from a trigger, reader having survivor's guilt

notes: GAHAHAGHA this is my first time writing partial angst so grahg :)

At first, things seemed like they would never change: all the people who worked with guns and adrenaline were invincible and if you died, you could just be brought back to life. But it’s never that simple, is it?

Well, at least Deimos didn’t change: a maze of scars crossed his body, he created enough acrid smoke to clear a building, and smiled as if he’d just tied your shoelaces together and was waiting for you to stumble. He was twenty-seven, but his demeanor belonged to a ten-year-old. He was fireproof. 

You were different, however. How could you not be? Sleepless nights and shaking hands became a staple after what you went through and no one could blame you for it. You freeze at the slightest sound relating to gunfire, and preferred to sit in corners where you could see the whole room. You were both combustible and flammable, unstable and unmedicated in the prolonged traumatic experience that was existing. 

2BDamned retired you from the field to lab work. You didn’t particularly mind: it was better than being in constant danger and waiting for someone to blow your goddamn head off. The quiet clinking of glass equipment was good, but silence was even better. 

Silence only came at night, in the solace of your bed that was just a mattress on the floor. It seemed that within the darkness of your closed eyes, nothing could touch you – but that wasn’t true. You knew it wasn’t. In the blanket of night, everyone is as helpless and naive as a child. People can click their flashlight on and off as much as they’d like, imagining that they’re the master of darkness, but even the very blackest darkness around them can be full of seeing eyes. 

That’s what happened, wasn’t it? The eyes in the black saw you before you saw them. It was crowded and hot and sweaty in the prison, and the automatic rifles up above began howling down onto their heads. Fellow prisoners started going limp here and there, but in the crush they couldn’t fall anymore and remained standing on their feet, even after they had died. No one here was afraid of death. Maybe they wanted to be slaughtered, in order to do something at last with their lives that they were sick and tired of, and be at peace. You and them simply chanted “Have mercy!” until your voices became one and carried on walking towards the stairway that led upwards – towards the bullets. 

You jolted awake. It wasn’t uncommon, waking up like this, but it still made your heart jackrabbit in your chest and the awake parts of your brain crazed. You heaved a breath – more out of annoyance than anything – pulled your knees to your chest, and cried. 

Sometimes you wished you’d died. You wished you died instead of the man that shared his ration with you when you first arrived, instead of the mother-to-be that cried happy tears when she saw two lines on her pregnancy test, instead of the child that was forced to be there because his shit father was. 

Red crescent moons from your fingernails digging into your palm formed as you thought. Your gaze skittered across the room, watching shadows rise and fall in the corners. It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair to constantly be burdened with this drunken stupor of guilt, to be plagued with thoughts of ‘what if…’ and ‘if I just…’.

The noise of dragging footsteps sounded outside your door. You supposed – you hoped and prayed, actually – that it was Deimos. 

“I’m back!” he said. “N’ I’m comin’ in. If you don’t have pants on – I don’t care.”

Your fingernails dug into your palm further and tilted your head away from the door, wiping your tears on your sleeves. Even though your heart beat against your chest when the door opened, you knew you were safe. You couldn’t help it. You wished you could. 

Deimos closed the door behind him, prattling off about how recon went and how it was the most boring thing he’s ever experienced without you by his side. He wasn’t being particularly loud – just his normal speaking voice – but it still set off alarm bells in your head of this man is a sadist in a guard’s uniform, this man has a gun, this man is going to kill me. 

It was only when Deimos touched you, a light brush against your shoulder, that you actually acted on your thoughts. 

“Have mercy,” you whimpered. Your voice was barely above a whisper, something far from an actual cry for help. It was the only thing you could think to say. 

Deimos recoiled immediately. “What?”

“It – I…” you hugged your knees tighter. “At the prison… there was a rally. And the guards, and their automatic rifles, and the people… I didn’t want to die. I think the others did. We begged for mercy. There was a child, Deimos, a child in a prison, and there was so much blood. I know blood’s easy to wash off with cold water, but… can’t I just wash my brain instead, and get rid of this feeling? This feeling of shame. It burns hot, and it hurts, Deimos. Everything reminds me of them… I don’t know what to do.”

Deimos settled beside you, stealing glances at your face. He had the oddest look on his face, like he had seen it all happen, too. He laid a hand on your knee. “Am I – do I – I yell a lot, is it – am I making it worse?”

You took one look at his face and started crying. Deimos wrapped an arm around you, making circles on your shoulder. He strung together apologies and whispered them in your ear, a constant rumbling voice that helped pull you away from the prison. 

“I could only think of you,” you admitted. “It was this one thought: I hope Deimos is warm and fed. As if you wouldn’t be. I had more pressing matters, obviously, I was being shot at. But I just… thought about you. At least it would’ve been a romantic thought to die to.”

“I’m sorry,” he repeated. “I didn’t mean to, I… why didn’t you tell me earlier?”

“I thought you wouldn’t care,” you said. “You have other things to worry about. Things like work, and maintaining your guns, and… other things that aren’t me.”

“Why wouldn’t I care about you?”

“I don’t know. I just didn’t want to be a burden.”

“You’re not a burden. Not to me. Never.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes… I love you.”

“I love you too, Deimos.”

[abstract-crossverse]

YOU KNOW WE NEED A BIG BRO DEIMOS TEASING THE CHILD READER FIC NOW

Ight Les goooo

2022 edit: format change, colored text and slight change in one of the paragraphs

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Big bro!Deimos teasing Child!Reader

2BDamned was out, so that meant that Hank was trying to teach how to use a gun, you were nervous since 2B never let you even get CLOSE to a gun before

You also hated the loud noise it made but you had to learn or else if there were no close range weapons near you wouldn't know how to even use a pistol

With shaky hands, you held the gun up to one of the targets like Hank instructed, until Deimos came by and kneeled down near you

"ya scared, munchkin?" He teased "No! I-Im not scared!" You stammered "y/n's scared!~ y/n's scared!~ y/n's-"

He said in a sing-song voice until he was cut off by you pulling the trigger and hitting the target, you gasped then looked at your uncle and brother

You put down the gun and cheered along with Deimos, who picked you up and placed you on his shoulders

"See! I knew you'd do it!" Deimos praised, you laughed "no you didn't! You said I was scared" Hank ruffled you hair

"well I did in my head" Deimos laughed as you three headed back inside

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Short one cuz I didn't know what to do here exactly

[abstract-crossverse]

MADNESS COMBAT MASTERLIST

** - Platonic

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HANK

Hank showing his face to reader

Hank with a cat-like reader

Mag!Hank with a simp reader

That one character thinks the reader's d3ad but the reader's alive prompt, with Hank [fic, angst/comfort]

Mag!Hank having an episode and reader calming him down

Hank comforting the reader

"La Seine" [fic, fuff]

"Overworked" [fic, fluff]

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DEIMOS

Deimos with a super injured Reader

Deimos x Owl winged!reader

Deimos Snuggle headcanons

Deimos with a ticklish reader

Deimos with a stressed reader

Deimos x Sanford's sibling!reader

Big bro Deimos teasing Child!Reader **

"Big Bro" [Deimos x Child!Reader] **

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SANFORD

Sanford x bird winged!reader

Shy Sanford going to ask the reader out

"This Place About to Blow" [fic, angst]

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TRICKY

"Leaving wasnt a Good Idea" [MC2!Tricky x reader angst to fluff]

"Meeting a Clown" [MC2!Tricky x reader, fic, fluff sorta] **

Corrupted!Tricky x reader

Tricky x Optimistic!Witch!reader

Tricky comforting the reader from a nightmare

Tricky x Jester!cat!reader

Tricky x Chubby!reader

Tricky x Nervous!reader

Hellclown!Tricky x reader

Tricky x Bomb!reader

"Clown promise" (Tricky and Sibling!reader angst I made one night) **

Tricky x Male!Demon winged!reader

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AUDITOR

Auditor x reader [fic, fluff, pt.1]

Auditor x reader [hc, pt.2]

Auditor x Mag!reader

Auditor x Monster!reader

Surprise kisses headcanons

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SHERIFF

Sheriff nicknames Headcanons

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2BDAMNED

Auditor-possessed!2BDamned x reader [fic]

2BDamned x child!reader **

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Jebediah Christoff/Jebus

"Together at Last" [Jebus x Reader, fic, angst/fluff]

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PHOBOS

"Peanut Butter" [Phobos x Reader, fic, feat. Science trio]

"Daring" [angst/comfort fic?? Idk how to tag this one]

"Jelly?" [Part.2 of "Peanut Butter", fic, fluff, feat. Science Trio]

Phobos x Fem!Reader // [hc/fic, fluff]

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OTHERS

Mag Agent Torture x AAHW reader

Romps + Romp Star with the reader **

"A Torturous Confession" [Mag Agent Torture x reader]

"Well Deserved Rest" [White Hank x Reader, oneshot]

"Listener" [MAG Agent Torture x Reader, hc]

Hofnarr x Reader [hc]

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MISC.

Deimos and Sanford comforting the reader headcanons

Tricky and Hank(separate) adopt Teen!reader**

Main 3 + 2BDamned x a reader who has powers like Eleven(Stranger Things) **

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