#290517 ib lb

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz/dbo 29.05.17 lb

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om stop glaring at my girl. don’t make me yank your tiny ponytail. 😠😠😠

husband wife hug ke alaawa aur bhi bohut kuch karte hai, woh bhi kabhi kiya karo!!!!!! che mahine se hug pe hi suiii atki hui hai tumhari, pfffft. 😒😒😒

but i’m dying @ how he keeps going back for hugs and encouraging her to hug him so that “they can see it’s normal!” ugh, this adorable asshole. 😭😭😭

yeah ok who died and made you the foremost expert on marriage and relationships, shivaay? 🙄🙄🙄

apni shaadi toh theek se sambhali nahi jaa rahi, dusron ko gyaan deta phir raha hai. 😑😑😑

lmaoooooo the boys are scared of anika’s cooking after her paneer fiasco. 😂😂😂😂

ek packet maggi ke liye ITNAAAAAA excitement aur drama. pffft. 🙄🙄🙄

goddamnit, just merge the fucking shows into one already. i need shivaay and gauri to be able to hang outtttt everydayyyy. 😩😩😩

lmaoooo ok, the girls are GOING for it. aw man, i miss rudra. he’d have been on theirrrrr teammmm. 😊😊😊

let om go back to dbo, but can we have gauri here please? pleaseee???? i need to see her to be here with anika and shivaayyyy. 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

i am kinda side-eyeing buamaa’s saccharine love for these two now that she mightttt be shady. 😐😐😐

OUFF SOMEONE CHOOSE SOMETHING. 😒😒😒

cause of death: shivaay waking up and feeling around for anika on the bed, before even opening his eyes. 💀💀💀

god, that kurta and his fluffy hair makes him look absolutely delicious. i could spread him on toast and just NOM. 😍😍😍

such a cute top she’s wearing, but ugh, this weird table cloth kinda crap on top of it is ruining everything.  😣😣😣

please shivaay, you’re the un-jhel-able one here. do i need to remind you how many women ran out on your ass on your wedding day? 😑😑😑

TELL HIM, GIRLLLLLLL. 😚😚😚

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

like, romance and all is fine, but in scenes like this, i can’t help but think of the morning breath situation. ok i’ll stfu and just enjoy the sexy. 🤐🤐🤐

“toh jaao na, anika.” 

hahahahahha, fuck me. 😧😧😧

here lies tellywoodtrash, killed by the sexiest fucking whisper i’ve ever heard in my not-so-short life. in lieu of flowers, please buy my cat some cat food instead, thanks. 😽😽😽

OMG JUST FUCKING KISS HIM GIRL, LOOK AT HIM ALL SEXY AND SLEEP RUFFLED AND HOARSE VOICED. HONESTLY, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN MADE OF!?!?!? 😲😲😲

ok the fuck, she has to wear that in the evening, asshole. will you iron it for her? yeah i didn’t thinkkkkk so. ok sorry, i’ll stfu again and try to enjoy the sexy. 🤐🤐🤐

anika really seems into his sexy clothes throwing though. maybe she doesn’t hate ironing as much as i do. 😕😕😕

"mat likhwana. biwi toh phir bhi meri hi rahogi.” 

this cocky bastardddddddd. 😯😯😯

snort. narcissist. 😆😆😆

but omggggg his adorableeeeeeeee smileeeeeee. 😍😍😍

ugh, they’re so fucking cute, i can’t. i just can’t. let me just savourrrrrrrrr these moments, knowing the shitstorm that is comingggg. 😫😫😫

OUFF NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT RONDHU GIRL. GO BACK TO BADE BHAIYYA AND BHAUJAIIII BEING SEXY. 😑😑😑

lol maaaan, their love story is so fucking contriveddd. 🙄🙄🙄

whyyyyyyy is she always cryinggggggggggg? like, girl, come on. 😒😒😒

rudy boy, honestly, i thought you had smoother moves than THIS. like... this is BS desi stalker “do you wanna make frandship with me” shit. 😟😟😟

OK YES YOU HAVE RIPPED OFF ALL OF HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM IN THESE 3 MINUTES. STOP ALREADY. 😒😒😒

ohhhhh god noooooooo, return of thisssssss horrible outfit. i haaaaate that stupid collar. 😫😫😫

god pinkyyyyy. you’re the worsttttt. 😡😡😡

no the mehendi colour is contingent on HUSBAND’s pyaar actually. so fuck off pinky. 😤😤😤

siiiiiiiiiiigh. my poor girl. sach bol bhi nahi sakti is mummeh ke bete ko, jhoot bhi nahi bol sakti. *hugs her* 😔😔😔

“mehendi mein mera hi naam likhwaana.”

achcha hua tumne bol diya. nahi toh padosi ka naam likhwaane jaa rahi thi. 😂😂😂

“sirf hum dono hi ek dusre ko jhel sakte hai.” 

truth. you’re both freaks. please let the rest of us normals live. 😌😌😌

aw, his little eyebrow raise. ugh. nakuul is killing me today man. 😍😍😍

also killing me, in a not good way? his fucking sherwani. like it’s bad enough i had to watch him wear this once, BUT TWICE?????? the fuck. 😑😑😑

oh anika, you naive fooool. just murder the old bat already. 😠😠😠

lol does the chai have glucose biscuit in it today or not? 😋😋😋

not. 😂😂😂

ugh fuckkkkkkkk you om. now does she have to taste test every fucking drink she brings you? 😒😒😒

god, what an asshole. GIRL COULD YOU JUST LEAVEEEEEEEEE HISSSS ASSSSSSSS????? 😣😣😣

waaaah, kameeni bhi idhar colour coordinated hai. 😌😌😌

ohhhhh great, another zabardasti ki shaadi. 😠😠😠

HE’S THE FUCKING ACP!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS HE GONNA FORCE HER INTO MARRYING????? LIKE??? 😯😯😯

er... what? what gang? 🤔🤔🤔

ppl with guns crashing wedding and shooting in the air, classic UP wedding. 😊😊😊

LMAO GOGGLE GANG HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂

ohhh goggle gang dude, you messed with the wrongggggggg cry baby. 😎😎😎

ugh. pinkyyyyyyyyy. 😠😠😠

but acid would form a separate layer when poured on oil and it’d be really obvious????? 🤔🤔🤔

dulhe ki behen has new clothes, dulhan is still wearing puraane kapde from her husband’s wedding to some other chick. best. 😒😒😒

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK EVEN, BHAVYA???? 😂😂😂

uske upar this CRAZY KIYA RE ka soundtrack. the cherry on top of the WTF sundae that is this scene. 😆😆😆

ouff rudra, you’re suchhhh a loser. 🙄🙄🙄

it’s ridiculous to see om all happy happy like this in some scenes, when he doesn’t want these ceremonies to be carried out. like... character consistency please???? 😐😐😐

ugh, we’re entering the #drama portion of the night. do i absolutely haaaave to watch? can’t i just watch the first 20 minutes again??? 😩😩😩

... can shivaay have ONE normal mehendi function in his life without the damn thing being spiked with acid? 😣😣😣

okaaaaaaaaaaay, abrupttttt scene change. 😶😶😶

YO THIS GIRL LEGIT LOOKS LIKE AMRAPALI. 😯😯😯

lmaooooooooooooo anika’s CUT THE BS face. 😂😂😂

ouff this whole BS is so predictable. pinky will accuse anika of fucking with the mehendi. and a whole lot of yelling and trying to make shivaay pick a side. ughhhhhhhhh. 😑😑😑

yupppppp. 🙄🙄🙄

WAIT. RATHORE. ACP RATHORE. was she the one who was supposed to originally investigate that case from eons ago, and ranveer came instead??? 😯😯😯

also - wow. three names, woh bhi rajput. she’s a 4 Lions Hero. 😏😏😏

yes ok you’re a badass and all, but i still don’t think you’re right for my rudy boy. 😐😐😐

aaaaaaaand we’re off with the nightly #OberoiSlam 😒😒😒

prinku, can you ever be anything but THE FUCKING WORST? CAN YOU AT LEAST FUCKING TRY? gawdddddd. jab bolna hota hai, tab toh mooh nahi kholti. kholti hai toh aise chutiyape ke liye. 😠😠😠

ohhhhhh hoooooo, so much yelllling. 😫😫😫

shivaay, dude, it’s time to look into expanding the business abroad. just take the wife and fucking go live somewhere else for a few years, thanks. 😌😌😌

om’s face is screaming “thank god i live in the alternate universe. i can’t take this shit on a daily basis.” 😂😂😂

BRO THE SCENE CHANGES ARE SO FUCKING ABRUPT; I WAS LIKE WHAT THE F IS THE FUCKING POLICE DOING HERE FOR THIS MEHENDI WAALA ISSUE. 😟😟😟

ouffffffff not feeling this stupid love story at all. if anything, this badass lady cop deserves someone smarter than rudra? 😗😗😗

same, girl. same. #theseDogsAintShit 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhhh great. from a good acp, to this lameass one who is the worst. at everything. 😒😒😒

WHEN THE FUCK ARE PPL GOING TO STOP BEING ABLE TO WALTZ INTO THIS HOUSE AS THEY PLEASE????? WHERE THE F IS KHANNA? 😡😡😡

her nose looks back to normal now. dude i don’t get it. 🤔🤔🤔

also, they’re already in the middle of one ‘kid in-law’ crisis right now. take a number and wait your turn, bro. 😝😝😝

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. what mission? what are they going to use him for? he’s an OBEROI. not really the most low key dude you can just blend into the crowds with. 😕😕😕

oufffffffff yahan pe yeh khatam nahi hua? 🙄🙄🙄

goddddddd. why can’t my girl catch a fucking break? she was so fucking excited for her mehendi. 😭😭😭

you’re consoling the wrong fucking personnnn, shivaay. he doesn’t even WANT the rasm to happen. 😑😑😑

om having to do shivaay’s emotional labour, aaaaaah it’s just like the old days! 😊😊😊

goddddd ranveeeeeeeer you’re such a fucking psychoooooo. FUCKING LET GO OF HER. 😡😡😡

COZ SHE’S A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING WHO HATES UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED, YOU ASSHOLE. 😤😤😤

don’t fall for it prinku. DON’T FUCKING FALL FOR IT. 😩😩😩

WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE AND JUST... LIKE THIS IS NOT HOW MARRIAGE WORKS, YOU ASSHOLES, ON A PURELY LEGAL STANDPOINT (LET’S NOT EVEN GO INTO THE EMOTIONAL), THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!! 😫😫😫

OH THANK GOD FOR SHIVAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ��🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

YAAAAAAAS. BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM SHIVAAY!!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT HELPING, OM? 😒😒😒

i mean, yes good, hold prinku back. that’s a form of helping too, i guess. i’d prefer if you used your sculptor guns to sculpt him a new face tho. 😗😗😗

lmao, all i gotta say to gauri is welcome to the fam, girl!!!!! 😂😂😂

anika, can you just STFU???? why do you keep talking crap when it’s not the time???? let him deal with his stupidass never-learns-her-goddamn-lesson sister as he sees fit. 😑😑😑

OH NO, PINKY KAMEENI TEAM UP. OH NO OH NO OH NO! 😟😟😟

and omg yaaaaaaaaas, finally, tender!Omkara channeling his best ASR with the choodiyaan. 😊😊😊