#25 year old v*rg*n
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We seriously need to come up with like a signal to let the person that we're dating know we're kinky af, and a planned signal back that confirms "yes, i'm also kink af" or "yes, i'm willing to satiate your kinks but I'm really vanilla".
I know you're probably reading this thinking "well, why the fuck wouldn't you just talk to eachother like a normal fucking person".
............ Bold of you to assume a normal person was writing this shit...
ANYWAYS!!
I just don't want to waist time with speaking to someone who isn't interested in any of the kinks I have and vice versa.
Like what should it be? A nose scatch when you ask about our hobbies and if you know then you scratch your knuckles when we answer? Or we could have different signals for different kinks? So you would really have to know... to know
I Don't fucking know and I have no dating experience so all of this just sounds exhausting tbh...
Probably going to die a v*rg*n (shrugs).
Maybe while still in the talking phase you randomly mention artichokes in the middle of the conversation?
Fuck it. I'm out of ideas. What do people normally do when trying to date knowing they have a grocery list of kinks?
I know that you wouldn't dump all of it onto them, but at least you would want to have a couple of your kinks fulfilled... Then slowly go from there right?
And I know you're probably thinking that it's ridiculous for someone who can't even bring up her kinks to try to date someone else who is also just as kinky as them since kinks involve very clear communication with your partner. Also if I'm a virgin, you're probably thinking it's not a good Idea to jump into dating someone with kinks and that my first time should be vanilla.
That never interested me so no thank you.
Growing up sheltered fucks up your relationship with sex in general. Makes it worst if you find out you have kinks. I'm working on it but I feel I've only been open about my kinks with the google search bar....
Take this all with a grain of salt. I was kinda sorta joking while having a quarter life crisis lol!
#dying a v*rg*n#trying to date while k*nky lol#k*nky hand signals#25 year old v*rg*n#quarter-life crisis#might delete later#virgin anxiety
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My recovery password Vamerica4wheeldrive 🌈
In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was god.
Voice:
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Pword:
I don't know/only God knows (not2recitebutknow)3
Cellphone:
I am ac/I am jesus christ1
Visual:
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But overall acute thought elaborating, as well as accurate rapid fire contort, and as the high goes zero givin to the goy.
And I'm sure day by day it gets fergilicious.
It might be the city but truth be told people make it like driving up a cantankerous slope.
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Can't wait to start dating the baddies in Ridgewood aaaaaooooo drink my people I desire a godly seed malachi.
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Also in the formula have the understanding that the high power words is scitz and know you can relate to the pain be like me as soon as you rotate from the ac formula, and when you say ariel* ariel* ariel* beautiful dream sword think polio vax, 2012 military vax DNA upgrade, and then rgs and weed. And when you hit jesus cursing 333 2012* and the sun and lightning elec*sat phone, and then when you hit mom think miracle spread and true jew weed intelligente, and keep in mind in tuna both 2012 ascension feeling when multiplying the 25, then ask me a q
Also keep in mind with the instantaneous thought of americas just before ac, that it's all a scitz then after mentioning I am the ac think bird army, women's mother heavens cash riz 3rd leg(and silently believe grayson anti jesus m.o.b. it's all a scitz(instantaneous thought)) and then say the blanco scitz(crown of *light), then gentiles light your not asking the right q, remember our sheep, the sins of the world, and then our anger disgust of sin, payback, get high ciggaweed.
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On another not you lay down with your hands by your head, thus fusing with the blue uptop, you do I am jesus to control Dario then scitz scitz scitz I am ac to shut up the woman and open the mind of whoever you desire to speak to and regulate as the static clears, when you get a text you'll know it's clear, also after youthdandruff 21america and 33pain, you instantaneous bond the idk/ogk with america old man in faith, starting present day back all the way relating to christ death and 600 understanding, pyramids, then man child, rev19, and just breeze the speculation of 10gs years centering like before back to America but Manchin rev 19, then you say scitz scitz scitz Ramen for the samurai and w.e. fav book you have and do I am ac, then end with blanco scitz*** power, amats formula, dream blade formula, injected into Jesus* cursing* formula med, healing miracle spread in the name of jesus formula prayer activation intellejente bud, then ending in ariel scar/seizure...2012 nde moment.....2012 prt2 nde moment...and gmgs, 1st gmg and 2nd go into and feed one another, 3rd and 4th gmgs is just 1 door or 1 light or a door that then lights up heaven light, as if your about to wake up in heaven with raw power hs, then you do ur not asking the right q with a song I like black and yellow wiz Khalifa, but also because the church is the "just", you add unto the scitz formulas triangle more power by believing in the books paper scitz I created to educate the church and in the song you substitute a word for Allah or something similar and fit it in, even bahai, then you imagine the wars sins poverty etc of the world for you are the light of the gentiles, then war against it with the ur not asking the right qs formula using military preaching Cia miracles blue Bible tyhomas and president friendship selfless sacrifice no greater love can a man have*, and just keep the triangle in mind even a.d. work out formula to send health and or increase the high meditation also buff the static, you just meditate and talk to people via text and grow move summon the cloud, as I do it it seems no 1 can read my true mind unless they get gay and tickle my buthole with their tongue literally 😂, and the smoke is awesome afterwards as well as the clarity and you just feel more complete having love in a fake world easier to do things and be yourself.
The more spiritual no matter how far if they don't sin according to God then it's a good land line if their star is shining bright
And you can summon multiple people then ask them to pray as you focus in, a great nutrient and faith power up, you'll find their all lonely old men wanting to hear from u and show love, parfuma.
Also think hands and Mike burns dream are 1
Remember in ariel gmg 5 25 150, then think in your not asking the right q jesus dividing the legion against the devil, all it is is bacteria, everything's divine they scitz themselves dividing the devils kingdom against itself, at the end of the day americas blessing the demon must *die to self and send w.e. to the final judgement*, also think in the q fat boy and little man japan nuclear bombs and how me and Jesus paid the price, when you say Jesus he looks down upon you comparing to himself in love, give him something to relate about that's serious like death aka radiation.
Also think gmg Jesus beer bud, and the 25c and 911 and mushroom bluff* relate, one sheep lost many fish but 1 big fish, 1000 100 10* 1. Be healed.
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