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[the-thing-inside-your-closet]

Trick or Treat…or Else

This is unfinished because I felt like I kept screwing up Jason’s characterisation a bit. Gotta work on that.

Jason glanced up at the clock hanging on the wall to his left, it’s was 2:57 on Halloween. His patrol wasn’t due to start for a few more hours, but something tugged at him that cause him to feel like something was going to happen. He wasn’t sure if it was a good or bad feeling just yet. He just knew that whatever is was put him on edge.

“Haven’t you taken enough pictures, Danny?” Tucker laughed through the screen of the computer Danny had set up in a four way call between himself, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz.

“I could never have too many pictures of my little princess!” Danny retorted as he snapped another photo of little Ellie in her Halloween costume.

“Ahem!” Ellie puffed out her chest and put her hands on her hips. The pose made her look even cuter, Danny thought.

“Oh my apologise,” Danny grinned cheekily, “my little badass.” He corrected himself.

Ellie, decked out in her mini Red Hood costume. The child sized leather jacket had been a gift courtesy of Sam, while the mini Red Hood helmet had been designed and built by both Tucker and Danny working together to ensure it would be perfect. They might have gone a little overboard however, since they’d managed to incorporated a real working com unit, an air filtration system in case of a gas attack, night vision, heat vision, and an emergency beacon should Ellie wander off and get lost that only Danny or Tucker could access. Danny had also hand painted two nerf guns for her, and gave her hand painted ‘grenades’ that were just glitter bombs. Ellie had insisted, just in case she was ‘forced’ to choose ‘trick’ from Trick or Treat.

“Danny,” Jazz voice held a fondness to it, “if you keep it up with the picture not only will you no longer have any space on there, you guys will be too late for the trick or treating.”

“Oh no! I don’t wanna miss it,” Ellie ran to Danny and started tugging on the sleeve of his costume, “let’s go!” She looked up at him and though the helmet obstructed Danny being able to see Ellie’s face, he could feel it in his bones that she was giving him those big puppy dog eyes of hers.

After a dramatic show of sighing in defeat, he picked up his daughter and said, “alright my starlight, but let’s say bye to the others first though.”

“Bye Uncle Tuck, Aunty Sam, and Aunt Jazz!” Ellie waved her little gloves hand at the screen from her place in her dad’s arms.

Tucker, Sam and Jazz all waved back and said their goodbyes and wishing her a fun time trick or treating. Danny bid his friends and sister farewell and ended the call.

“C’mon Little Hood, let’s go bug our neighbours for candy,” Danny beamed at Ellie as he put her back down and held out her candy bucket which had been a plastic black pumpkin from a dollar store. He’d hand painted a red bat symbol on the front of it for her, so that it would match her costume more. Ellie held the bucket in one hand, and held her dad’s hand in the other as they exited their apartment.

The clock had ticked over to 3:20pm the next time Jason spared it a glance. The trick or treaters would be put and about now. Most cities started later, but in Gotham there was always the risk of a rouge attack, so many parents would go out earlier, just to make sure they were home to avoid being out when it started to get darker.

Jason stretched his arms above his head and marked his page before putting down the book he’d just been reading. He stood up slowly and made his way over to his front door, checking that he had some Halloween candy at the ready just in case someone knocked on his door before he took off for the night. Jason knew that his building had several families with children under 14, so the likely hood of getting at least one truck or treated was pretty high.

When he was satisfied that he had everything in place he returned to the couch, picked his book back up and waited.

“Trick or treat!” Ellie cheered as the door opened.

The middle aged woman who opened the door let out a small gasp, “oh my,” she said with a smile, “Red Hood, I didn’t know you’d be patrolling our building?” Her tone was teasing as she reached somewhere past the door to grab some candy for Ellie’s pumpkin.

“Of course ma’am!” Ellie happily played along, making her own attempt at a deep ‘man’ voice, “crime could be anywhere!”

“Well I certainly feel safer knowing you’re out there protecting us Red Hood,” the woman laughed, “have a good patrol.” With that she closed the door, and Danny and Ellie Bahn making their way to the next ‘civilian’ as Ellie had started to call their neighbours.

Five groups of kids had come to Jason’s door so far. It was getting later, and he knew he’d need to start getting ready soon. Just as he was weighing the pros and cons of heading out on patrol early another knock sounded from the door to his apartment.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

BILL'S CONTRACT FINE PRINT DECIPHERED

I'm sure someone has beat me to this, but because I decided to decipher/translate all 1000ish words of the fine print on this here totally normal contract (by hand)

Bold code is theraprism substitution cipher, the rest is the author's substitution cipher, i've reformatted the text to be more readable but i've also made a version with the more accurate, original line formatting here

YOU ARE NOW TWENTY ONE GRAMS LIGHTER

THIS CONTRACT IS LEGAL AND BINDING, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO USE YOUR LIKENESS, FACE, VOICE AND SMALL TOWN PLUCK IN WHATEVER NEFARIOUS MANNER IS DEEMED NECESSARY.

SANS SOUL YOUR SOULMATE WILL NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AND WILL WALK RIGHT PAST YOU ON A COLD AUTUMN DAY, NEVER MAKING EYE CONTACT, NOT EVEN PROCESSING THAT YOU HAVE EYES AT ALL. NO AMOUNT INTERACTION WILL MOVE THEM TO A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN REMEMBER - IN FEELING THE THOUSANDS OF LIFETIMES YOU HAVE ALREADY SPENT TOGETHER, EACH TIME CHOOSING WHATEVER FORM WOULD KEEP YOU CLOSEST LIKE OTTERS HOLDING HANDS IN A TUMULTUOUS RIVER. YOU WERE BIRDS, YOU WERE TREES WITH ROOTS ENTWINED, DRINKING IN THE SUNLIGHT TOGETHER. WHEREVER WE GO NEXT, WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE, I WILL ALWAYS BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. -

THATS DONE BUDDY, CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE CHOSEN BILL INSTEAD.

MCDONALDS RESERVES THE RIGHT TO PUT A GIANT YELLOW M ON YOUR TORSO AND FOREHEAD AND SEND YOU WALKING THROUGH A CROWDED TIMES SQUARE WHILE YOU SCREAM “THE FRIES, THE FRIES, THEY DON'T DEGRADE IN NATURE… ITS AN IMMORTAL FOOD… THEY WILL BE IN THE LANDFILLS LONG PAST OUR DEATHS.”

GOOD GOD, THE THINGS S I’VE SEEN, ME. WHO AM I? OH BILL'S PREVIOUS LAWYER, HE PUT MY SOUL INTO A QUILL PEN SO I CAN WRITE HIS LEGAL DOCUMENTS UNTIL THE SUN SNUFFS OUT LIKE A CANDLE IN THIS SICK UNIVERSE. I USED TO BE SO HOT. I WAS SO FINE. NOW I'M FINE PRINT.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, BILL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO PUT YOUR SOUL INTO AN INANIMATE OBJECT, A STRANGE CREATURE, A CONCEPT, A SENTENCE, A TASTEFUL BUT RUSTIC MASON JAR WITH WILDFLOWERS IN IT.

IF AT ANY POINT YOU WISH TO HAVE VISITATION RIGHTS WITH YOUR SOUL YOU WILL BE SWIFTLY DENIED UNLESS YOU HAD A COOL DAY PLANNED FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, THEN BILL MIGHT COME ALONG.

BY SIGNING THIS DOCUMENT YOU FORFEIT ANY RIGHTS TO EATING SOUL FOOD, IT WILL TURN TO ASH IN YOUR MOUTH, A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR A FOOL WHO SQUANDERED THE ONLY TRUE GIFT LIFE OWES YOU.

BILL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO DRESS YOUR SOUL HOWEVER HE DEEMS NECESSARY, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR SOUL WAS A NERD BEFORE ACQUISITION, SOUL MAKEOVERRR!

YOUR SOUL MAY BECOME FRACTURED AND PLACED INTO DIFFERENT OBJECTS. THIS HAS NO PURPOSE AND WILL NOT RESURRECT YOU WHEN YOU DIE.

SIGNEE HAS FORFEITED ALL RIGHTS OF ANY AFTERLIFE INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: HEAVEN, HELL, PURGATORY, BIG CORNER, FLOW STATE, THE DREAM HOUSE, THE REINCARNATION PROCESSING CENTER, AXOLOTL'S TANK AND CONSEQUENCES HOLE.

SIGNEE CAN NO LONGER BOARD THE SOUL TRAIN AND IS ADVISED TO DISCARD ALL BELLBOTTOMS.

SIGNEE CAN NO LONGER HAVE A PUPPY AS A BEST FRIEND, THEY CAN SENSE WHAT IS GONE. CATS ARE INDIFFERENT.

SIGNEE MAY EXPERIENCE OCCASIONAL DEMON POSSESSION FROM HORCULUS THE RED, PLABOS THE MERCILESS, MORBUS SON OF MORTEM, PLAGA THE OOZING AND OTHER SUCH COMMON DEMONS ROAMING EARTH SEARCHING FOR WEAKENED/EMPTY VESSELS.

TIPS FOR RIPPING YOUR SOUL OUT: WATCHING YOUTUBE COMMENTARY CHANNELS, ATTENDING AN EXTENDED FAMILY EVENT WITH AN OPEN BAR, USING GENERATIVE AI AND ASSERTING THAT YOU ARE CREATIVE, TURNING A BLIND EYE TO HUMAN SUFFERING, AMASSING MORE WEALTH THAN NEEDED, PURCHASING A BLUE CHECKMARK.

[vivimartin]

open starter

dia 31: festa de ano novo

Vivienne tinha tirado poucas fotos suas na vida. Agora com a Seleção estava com tantas lentes apontadas para si que às vezes até ficava tonta. Mas mesmo assim, com a imagem já pública, não tinha nada para si. Foi por isso que quando viu a cabine de fotos, ficou muito empolgada. ─ Por favor, vem comigo! ─ pediu para Muse, ela já cheia de acessórios e tentando colocar alguns nelu também. ─ Quando é que vamos ter essas recordações de novo? Temos que aproveitar! Aqui, coloca essa cartola, fica muito bem em você. ─ tentou arrumar o chapéu, mas como já estava um pouco bêbada, não estava tendo muito sucesso.

OU coloque nas replies um número e ganhe um starter fechado:

Hospital (selecionadas): Sua char e Vivienne ganharam dois presentes diferentes mas que endereçados para a mesma criança por engano. Sobrando apenas essas duas crianças para irem para casa, precisam descobrir pela leitura das cartinhas e chacoalhando as caixas qual presente é de qual criança.

Cartas: Vivienne e seu char leram juntos uma cartinha e ficaram emocionados, estão determinados a conceder o desejo da criança... Mas eles não sabem muito bem o que aquele novo brinquedo é. (sangucazul)

Noite do pinheiro: Seu char acaba recebendo uma galhada no olho sem querer. Vivienne até tenta esconder, mas não tem mais ninguém perto dos dois que esteja com o mesmo acessório. (afanfiqueira)

Baile de natal: Seu char e Vivienne andam juntos pelo tapete vermelho, e Vivienne acha uma boa ideia chamar seu char para dançar. Será que elu sabe que ela é uma péssima dançarina? (borbonsg)

Jantar: Seu char disse não conhecer aquele tal "François de Sinatré" e agora precisa dividir sua atenção entre a comida maravilhosa e uma Vivienne em choque contanto tudo sobre o artista. (olympestael)

Meias, de noite: Vivienne recebeu um presente que não entendeu muito bem o que é ou para que serve, e seu char precisa ajudá-la a entender o que é para não passar vergonha na televisão. (lucaspictures)

Meias, de dia: Vivienne ia discretamente colocar o presente de seu char na meia delu quando é pega no flagra! Agora precisa disfarçar antes que elu descubra (e precise comprar outro presente de última hora).

Trem natalino: Vivienne está tão animada em visitar Paris que não para de cantar toda música que toca no trem. Seu char precisa distraí-la antes que a hiperatividade dela estrague sua viagem.

Torre: Depois de conseguirem pegar as bengalas doces, Vivienne e seu char sobem para o restaurante e para tirar foto com o papai noel... Mas ela começa a chorar de emoção. Agora seu char precisa ajudá-la a se acalmar. (isiarchamb)

Vila natalina: Vivienne está encantada com cada detalhe da vila e não consegue parar de tagarelar com seu char sobre, arrastando elu para toda loja. Isso pode ser ótimo para seu char se ele estiver com a mesma empolgação, mas se não estiver é bom apressá-la logo. (wishesglow)

Barco rio Sena (trabalhadores): Depois de seu char confessar que não tinha dinheiro para nenhum pacote do Bateaux-Mouches, Vivienne comprou para ela e seu char dois ingressos para o melhor assento possível no barco para aproveitarem juntos!

Cafés decorados: Vivienne é bem bobinha, mas ter morado em Paris por anos fez com que soubesse algumas táticas abusivas de vendedores. Quando ela percebe seu char entrando em um lugar bem suspeito, foi logo ao seu resgate!

Champs-Élysées: Vivienne nunca teve dinheiro para comprar nada de luxo... Agora a realização que pode se dar um banho de loja é incrível, e vai arrastar seu char junto para aproveitar! (annalsl)

Desfile: Depois do desfile acabar no arco do triunfo, Vivienne confessa para seu char que esqueceu de comer antes do desfile e a fome e o cansaço só bateram agora, depois que o evento acabou. Ela parece que vai desmaiar a qualquer instante. (maodcfada)

Patinação no gelo: Vivienne não é a melhor patinadora, mas ela sabe se equilibrar nos patins, então decidiu ajudar seu char, que não sabe patinar. O problema é que ela é uma professora terrível.

Bola de neve: Vivienne desafiou seu char para uma guerra de bola de neve, mas como ela tem uma mira horrível está sendo um massacre, com ela se escondendo nas torres e nos fortes enquanto seu char a persegue.

Homenagem ao rei: A lanterna de Vivienne ativou antes do horário, e agora ela e seu char precisam disfarçar a lanterna voadora até o final da música.

Sessão de fotos: Seu char e Vivienne tiveram a mesma ideia de acordarem de madrugada para serem os primeiros a tirar as fotos, então estão contando um com o outro para não caírem de sono enquanto se arrumam. (notordnary)

Dia 31: Vivienne está tentando escrever sua resolução de ano novo para soltar nos balões, mas parece que ela já está bem alterada para isso, então pede ajuda para seu char. Se elu vai escrever o que ela realmente falou, aí é com elu.

Dia 1: Vivienne está com uma ressaca absurda, começando muito bem 2402. Seu char está ajudando ela a comer direito no café da manhã sem deixar os outros perceberem que ela está mais para lá do que para cá. (celwstia)

Dia do Silêncio: Vivienne e seu char iam aproveitar a companhia um do outro na biblioteca quando sem querer a porta do lugar escapou e fechou contra os dedos da loirinha. Agora seu char precisa de um jeito de acalmá-la sem poderem conversar. (dddesiree)

[yesloulou]

Daniel showed up to Circuit Zandvoort in a lion cape in support of Max (x)

[softlyspokenmagicspells]

sem coitadismo mas acho que a vida poderia ser um pouco mais tolerável se alguém se importasse um pouco comigo de uma maneira Real e Genuína™

[anditwentlikethis]

"frustração de uma carreira que prometia mais" eu imploro para que parem de falar de jogadores de 19, 20, 21 anos como se tivessem 28

[bioswear]

(replies are off so I have to send another ask 😵)I am for serious sorry if that wasn't clear & thanks for being understanding

You know what, it makes total sense that you are 21 and your info post looks like that and you are asking me to remove an otherwise funny tag just because it is about Ianthe Tridentarius, a completely fictional made up character

Out of respect I’ve just deleted the whole reblog lmfao

Anyway - problem resolved.

[straight-into-the-animus]

just watched dan jeannotte (arno's VA) in a christmas hallmark rom-com and all i'm saying is we are MISSING cheesy hallmark movies/rom-com plots in this fandom. and its a travesty.

[eyenaku]

8, 21, and 28 for the ask game? :) <3

HEHEHE

8- What’s your favorite band/artist? 

FUCK THAT'S HARD AND I AM INDECISIVE. prolly. oingo boingo...? ye

21- How was your day today? 

My day has been I Am Tired and there is so very much to do and so I am avoiding doing all the things as the next 10 minutes or so will allow it but then I must go back to things hehehoho aUGH

so it's been good :3 or at least normal

28- How are you, really? 

SHIT BRO...... damn.. I'm not doing good actually I am burnt tf out but still overworking myself cuz I can't really take a break? The past 30 mins on tumblr . com has been the only actual "break" i've had BUT I'll get proper breaks soon.. In like 2 weeks.. augh... I'm so busy I don't have time to upkeep relationships (friendships and whatnot I mean) so I'm also getting hit rlly hard with the OHHH SHIT I FEEL SO ALONE! WTF! and it is just not fun babeyy anyways it's fine I will continue to be rlly sucky for the next 2 weeks and then sleep like 28 hours straight and then I'll be back to normal! like a memory foam mattress!

[competicao-de-aop]

CAMPEONATO DE TUMBLR SEXYPERSON DE AOP – SEGUNDA RODADA DE DESEMPATE

E chegamos ao fim de mais um round! Tivemos batalhas acirradas (Como Nathaniel e Gal que ficaram empatados por um bom tempo antes do Nathaniel vencer), e vários personagens que ganharam de lavada (Tipo o Arthur que ganhou com 100% dos votos)

Antes de começarmos o terceiro round e chegarmos mais perto do fim, houveram mais dois empates nessa rodada, e devemos decidir um vencedor entre essas batalhas.

Se você não sabe do o que eu estou falando, esse campeonato não é de personagens favoritos e sim de qual dos personagens de ordem paranormal teria mais chance de ser um(a/e) Tumblr SexyPerson.

Se você não sabe o que Tumblr SexyPerson: "Um TumblrSexyPerson é basicamente um personagem que é muito famoso entre os usuários do Tumblr, tão famoso que algumas pessoas até mesmo consideram eles uma fandom própria, muitas vezes sendo até reconhecidos por pessoas fora da fandom de que eles se originaram"

Exemplos desses personagens são: Amelia Hughes de Infinity Train, Black Hat de Vilanesco e um dos originais (ou, bem, O original) O Umavezildo de Lorax. Tem até uma sexypedia (uma Wiki que organiza os sexymen, sexywoman, sexypeople no geral que surgiram ao longo dos anos. )

Para mais informações, por favor veja um post do primeiro round aqui.

As rodadas de desempate vão durar apenas um dia, e, caso empatem de novo, irei escolher aleatoriamente porque senão vamos ficar tempo demais em um só round. E, amanhã, vamos iniciar o terceiro round!!

Muito obrigada a todo mundo que está participando das votações deste campeonato e vamos para a rodada de desempate!

Dominic X Morato

Bárbara X Fernando

[slushi-chan]

I’m trying to finish Fear Dot Com cuz Jeffrey Combs is in it and…there’s so many roaches I’ve had to cover my screen

when I watched the first half like a month or two ago I almost threw up like oh my god it’s a fucking nightmare for anyone with entomophobia or katsaridaphobia

There’s what I can only describe as an army of roaches at some point which is like a little funny to think about (at least when i describe it that way) but also fucking terrifying. I don’t wanna go into more detail about the bugs in it cuz I don’t wanna think about it more than I have to but basically if roaches scare you and/or disgust you don’t watch the movie I know it might be tempting cuz Jeffrey Combs is in it but just don’t or at least be aware especially if you have problems like I do where sometimes images of things get stuck In your head that gross you out, part of what fucked my over so bad was the image of certain parts of the movie getting stuck in my brain and repeatedly thinking about them despite my best attempts not to

Edit: I realized after I posted this that I should warn to anyone who is going to watch it that it does have some flashing lights and bright lights, specifically white lights so if you have issues with that kinda stuff you might wanna avoid this

[mental-poems]

Diário dos 20 e poucos...

Tenho 24 anos, comecei a gostar de marrom, as 22 horas eu espero estar deitada na cama, mas fico mexendo no celular deitada até a 1 da manhã. Lugares que eu ia hoje eu não passo nem perto. Não tenho mais 20 amigos, tenho 4. Eu bebia para me enturmar hoje eu bebo porque gosto. Eu ainda odeio quando acordo cedo, mas as despedidas de domingo a noite acabaram, hoje dou bom dia para a mesma pessoa todos os dias, sem despedidas apenas recomeços.

[kebumen24-com]

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[aroaceofthesea]

Quina locura el paraulogic davui

[boredkitkulover]

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