#2086 is when they finally cave in and put autism in the vaccines
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i was born in the wrong generation. i shouldve been born in 2086
#why is everyone thinking backwards when we could be thinking forwards#2086 is when they finally cave in and put autism in the vaccines#any traumatic childhood memories can be removed with lasers for the small price of 2 kidneys (humans start growing 3 kidneys in 2074)#bears have been for the most part domesticated and are now kept as pets#with only an average of 5385 deaths a year globally caused by pet bears#this excludes the Bears Georg Pet Store incident of 2079 involving 13 deaths caused by 2 bears in the store#known as Fudge and Bucket who were revealed to be severely mistreated by mr Bears Georg#the two bears were killed after a 9 hour standoff against the local Hammer Havers (police were replaced by people with hammers in 2051)#fortunately Bears Georg survived but not so fortunately he was sentenced to Eternal Misery#(turned into a ghost and soul-tied to the ghosts of Fudge and Bucket)#ghosts were confirmed to be real in 2068 however after the first alien war in 2063 people were left uninterested and unfazed by ghosts#luckily a few scientists cared enough to look into it#they managed to create a machine that could guarantee you become a ghost after death in 2075#and so Bears Georg lives (or dies) on#being torn to shreds repeatedly by our dearly departed Fudge and Bucket for as long as the earth remains#bugblock
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