#2000000000 posts

[kitzenvoncatzen]

guys i got 2 billion postss!!! arent you proud of me!?!

[cepheusafterdusk]

Tumblr when I pour my heart into fanart: 2 likes

Tumblr when I write a bad skit cause I haven’t posted all day: magnifique! 2000000000 likes !!

[nerdlycrying]

ALL WOMEN ARE BAD AND HE'RES WHY

Okay, now that I have your attention, important PSA time. Facebook's data will likely be leaked. Their servers are entirely unprotected at the moment, leaving most of the online world's personal data at stake. I have already looked into a few sample data collections, and they have enough data on each person to write a 9/11 research team-level analysis on each person. The number of facebook users in just the last year is considered to be some number I dont know, but I do know that it has over 2000000000 total entries of personal data. Based on the demographic of facebook, we can reasonably assume that most of these people are over 50. Meaning, statistically speaking, if you are reading this, these are your parents and grandparents. These are the people who loved you and raised you. And now, everything about them is going to be free, unencrypted access to the entire internet. So what can you do? Well, not much really. You could try deleting your account, but this just moves the data to an external server. The best thing you can do is set all of your demographic settings to crazy things, such as living in Antarctica and being 120 years old. Ideally, you could also delete all your posts, but this wont be perfect in itself.

[thesharkwhalewhoohooooo]

These are Jess Cheshire and Fenrir Wolf (how I envisioned them), the account where I post all my art/OC’s on is @thesharkwhaledepths , but there’s -2000000000 traction on there so I thought why not post them on the same account as the fics themselves.

[biting-blackholes]

people (my friends) ask me why i cant type or why i make 2000000000 mistakes when i text as if im not typing with claws...

like duh bro, of course my writing is illegible. my fuzzy paws with my sharp claws get in my way. figure it out. get better eyes maybe.

(i have to make 20 edits after making one tumblr post usually, it bad)

[leatherlaceddiedbadly]

Multiple skinny wario posts -2000000000 hp

[k8-says-------hi]

you should be using all forms of social media as selfishly as you possibly can. the whole "im gonna use my platform for greater good" shit is like 2% truth and 98% active denial that they're just addicted to the websites like twitter that give you a facade of external validation when you do and say the correct things. yes i know this post could easily have like a million holes poked into it with 2000000000 different scenarios and i could give less of a fuck

[gh0s1y]

my esteemed dudes, 

it is my greatest regret to inform you, i am most likely going to fail my university exam tomorrow. i am certain 2 of my 3 irl friends and my parents are going to be very disappointed in me. please support me in these trying times.

much obliged, 

a dum-dum.

[grox]

2000000000 page novel = 10 full scroll long post

[safarigirlsp]

Hey, a quick mildly confused question of someone who just checked into the Driver fandom after a long break. If this is the wrong or completely inappropriate place for it, feel free to ignore it. Did something big happen for Babushka to leave her blog? From the looks of it, it's simply like she fulfilled some tumblr fae prophecy of smithying together 2000000000 words and peacefully ascended into another world (ao3) which is great! I'm just a bit confused as to how this came about so suddenly... honestly I don't even know what I'm asking or what I want to hear, I suppose I just need someone to grab my hand for balance in this new landscape where such a prominent storyteller like her is so suddenly absent

Hi!

I think primarily she got sick of the lack of interaction and felt unappreciated and like it wasn’t worth her time to post things that just felt like they were being thrown into the void. That’s going around for a few people, I think. And I think she’s gotten busier in life too. I love her stories and have gone back and re read some of them!

How’s the fandom landscape looking these days lol? I only follow a few people involved in it and I only read things from like 4 people but I’d love to hear any updates!

I’m still rabidly obsessed with AD, especially Jacques and always Flip! But it’s definitely not the same with things slowing down and people leaving. I’ve probably rewatched The Last Duel 15x since the lull started and Blackkklansman 3x lol. I’ve personally been working on two novels that I’ll have finished and ready to send off by the end of the year, one this summer and one during the fall. I also still have some writing projects here I want to get to, and I’m sure I’ll hit it hard for Halloween as usual lol. And maybe if the books flop, they’ll end up here too lol! Although, I don’t know if they’re the quick fix most people seem to be looking for.

I hope you’re doing well 💗

[daring-elm]

okay since it is essential to me that everyone else gets to suffer through this too, here's a translation:

"When Thomas is playing Roman, he's in his..."

[Image of a pack of german cookies titled "Prinzen Rolle", or "prince roll" in English. I think you can see where the pun is.]

Wenn Thomas Roman spielt, dann ist er in seiner...

[sortasirius]

Sam and Jack for the ask? Wanna know the unpopular opinions :)

Ah yes two of my children.  Hope you’re ready for a novel lmao

Sam

How I feel about this character: my son.  2000000000/10 would protect with my life.  Sam is...man, I get emo when I talk about him, because of how strong he is, what a natural leader he is, how much he cares, not only about Dean, but about everyone they meet, about Cas, Jack, the random mother who lost her kid when they’re on a hunt.  Sam cares, he cares so much and even when he majorly fucks up, he’s doing it for the right reasons, because he thinks it’s the best way forward.  He loves to learn and he loves to read, he’s a natural at witchcraft.  He loves dogs.  He’s been willing to die for humanity any time it’s been necessary, and he’s never been afraid to stand up for what he believes in.  He protects Dean as much as Dean protects him.  Sam is also just so gentle, he’s gentle with the people they meet, he’s always been gentle with Jack, and so gentle with Eileen.  But that gentleness isn’t everything, you know, he’s also a total fucking badass, he’s an amazing hunter, he literally was able to get LUCIFER under control and throw himself in the pit.  He’s complex and flawed and it makes him so compelling, like I feel like I really know him, like he’s a person that I could sit down and have a conversation with.  Damn, he is so amazing.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: FUCK I just want this boy to know happiness and peace.  Eileen, obviously.  Like her entire resurrection episode????  Hello???  Also when they make too many margaritas and get drunk together???  Icons?????  Also Rowena, I just thought they had a lovely dynamic.  Even Jess and Amelia y’all, like if it makes this boy happy it’s fine by me, his overprotective mom lmao.  Also I dabble in Sabriel because the fic is always really good lmao

My non-romantic OTP for this character: it’s gotta be Dean right?  Like they are the basis of the show.  They’re so dumb and codependent sometimes, but idk, it’s been really nice, especially in 15 how they’re sorta getting towards being able to be brothers, hunting partners, not twins attached at the hip where they try and snip snap death to sacrifice themselves for each other.  Sam has such amazing pissy little brother moments, he is always willing to throw down for Dean, but he also is going to call him out when he’s doing something reckless or stupid (can you say ALLOWING SAM TO BE POSSESSED BY AN ANGEL WITHOUT HIS CONSENT???).  Like Jack and Cas are in there two, Team Free Will 2.0 is a unit, and they all compliment each other in different ways, but imho it’d be dumb for Sam and Dean not to be the ultimate platonic OTP, bc you know, they are the brothers of the show.

My unpopular opinion about this character: he and Dean aren’t soulmates.  Imo their heavens may be “linked” in some way, but they aren’t destined to be in the same one.  I think he and Dean need to separate at the end of the show, not in a “never speak to you again” sort of way, but in a way that they’re allowed to just be brothers for once.  I also thought that he was way too forgiving of Mary but he’s a much calmer boy than I ever would be.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: he should’ve punched John in the face.

Jack

How I feel about this character: is baby.  Okay so since I came back to SPN after a literal five year hiatus, I binged the season where Jack appeared, and so I didn’t really have to wait to warm up to him bc I was consuming as much SPN as I could.  I just...I love him so much. It like physically hurt me to see him lose his soul. (I felt like I was being ripped in half when he killed his snake lol).  I just love seeing how much like Sam, Dean, and Cas he is.  He’s picked up traits from all of them and it’s so endearing to watch.  I honestly didn’t think that an addition to TFW would work, but Jack fits so seamlessly it took about one episode before I was like “welp guess I’d lay down my life for him”

All the people I ship romantically with this character: literally no one.  See point 1: is baby

My non-romantic OTP for this character: probably Cas.  Cas took up the mantle of mom for Jack because of Kelly’s death, and Jack has never been afraid to ask him questions, even if they might sound stupid.  He’s able to be completely emotionally open with Cas, and Cas is with him because of how much they care about each other, and how they share some similarities (nephilim and angel) surrounded by humans, living in a human world.  Cas helps him understand not only his own feelings, but the feelings of others around him (specifically angsty boi Dean).  I always love when they have a scene together.

My unpopular opinion about this character: homeboy was honestly justified with what happened to Mary.  I didn’t want Mary to die, but she was literally IN HIS FACE, she kept pushing and pushing and pushing even when he told her to get back.  She didn’t listen and BAM, vaporized.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: probably when that girl who was the Dean mirror got stabbed???  That was so awful and was like never brought up again.  Also I really just hated when he killed his snake

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[duskblue-art]

I love your art especially your trolls art 2000000000/10

Thank you!! <3 I hope I can do more trolls art in the future. I’ve been really into Marvel lately, haha. But here’s a pic I drew a while ago... I can’t remember if I posted it here! Thanks again!!

[daily-giogio]

gio i don't wanna have to block you, buddy but... you gotta get rid of that turtle post its too scary

Oh my goodness!!! I’m so very sorry that you had to see that lovely monsterous turtle/tortoise content on your very own dash!! How terrible!!! How horrifying!!! But don’t worry Josuke, I’ll make sure to tag these fearsome beasts for you from now on. Sorry that I forgot this time, I hope you’ll forgive me~

@poorlydrawnjosukeh​

[caramialunaestelle]

@s1lver-bullet said: Bot post, hacked acc, Kate would never shake hands with someone who hates frog.

This is 2000000000% true.

[joythekiller]

If this post gets 2000000000 likes

I won't do anything but that'd be pretty cool :)