#20. sonet

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M.H. o Shakespearově 20. sonetu: „Je to takový... dneska bych řekl až ��transgenderový‘ sonet, ten dvacátý.“ zdroj: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2875&v=7jTwkAK-6-c&feature=youtu.be

[scotianostra]

Mark Alexander Boyd, Scottish poet, Latin Scholar and soldier of fortune died on April 10th 1601

He was born in Ayrshire, and was educated under the care of his uncle, the Archbishop of Glasgow.

Boyd left Scotland for France as a young man. There he studied civil law. He took part in the religious wars of the League, fighting on the Catholic side during the civil war.

He had two collections of Latin poems published, in 1590 and 1592, at a time when he was in south-west France. He returned to Scotland only at the end of his life.

According to what I can find he only wrote one poem in Scots, a sonnet which was attributed to him in 1900. It’s a wee cracker of a poem though.

Sonet of Venus and Cupid by Mark Alexander Boyd.

Fra banc to banc, fra wod to wod, I rin Ourhailit with my feble fantasie, Lyk til a leif that fallis from a trie Or til a reid ourblawin with the wind. Twa gods gyds me: the ane of tham is blind, Ye, and a bairn brocht up in vanitie; The nixt a wyf ingenrit of the se, And lichter nor a dauphin with hir fin.

Unhappie is the man for evirmair That teils the sand and sawis in the aire; Bot twyse unhappier is he, I lairn, That feidis in his hairt a mad desyre, And follows on a woman throw the fyre, Led be a blind and teichit be a bairn.

I know most of you will not have heard of Oor Mark, but you Sots out here have been walking about with a bit of him in your wallets and purses, on the RBS £20 note,  they feature two of the country’s native red squirrels on a tree branch, alongside an excerpt from the above poem. I discovered today that unnder UV light, sections of the squirrels’ heavily textured fur and bushy tail highlight in brilliant green and orange – part of the in-depth research and development of colour schemes and bespoke tweed patterns for each note, reflecting its denomination colour. The poetry was chosen to connect the type of landscape and animals represented on each design.

[thetetra]

So I want to talk to you all today about poetry.

When I was growing up I had it expressed to me that poetry was a very narrow thing. Two roads in a yellow wood, or a sonet about a beautiful thing... maybe an expression of sorrow for something beautiful.

I learned about the Vikings. They have a very special sort of bard called a Skald. The Skalds are most famous for spouting an insult so cutting it can kill a man... or at least finish him off. I wanted to explore this power and I tried to find examples for years to no real luck.

I watched an interview with R. Lee Emery. He was the guy who played the Marine Drill Sargent in Full Metal Jacket. He was famously supposed to only be the advisor but he was so much better at it than the actor they got that they used him instead. During the interview they asked Emery how he managed to insult these guys and not sound stupid. Emery responded that he had taken a class on poetic composition in college and so he constructed the insult in his head using the same rules and they all worked because of it.

This struck me like lightning. All of those things fell together in my mind and I understood that poetry could be used to make cutting insults that are devastating. I got a book on poetic composition and I got a general idea of what I was doing.

Flash forward to me having a job where my supervisor was an incompetent sexist shithead. He hated me because I wouldn't let him pick on female coworkers, a thing he constantly tried to do when either his wife or girlfriend was mad at him. Well one day BOTH his wife and girlfriend were mad at him and he was literally sleeping in his car. So he was really laying into the staff. He also wasn't very smart so he would say what he had to say then repeat himself twice more. So I had a habit of listening the first time then zoning out till he was done. He noticed that day and snapped at me to pay attention so I repeated back to him exactly what he was talking about in 20 words or less.

This pissed him off more so he started talking about respect and how I should do that in his direction and I just immediately composed an insult just for him that made me realize the elements of a good insult.

It needs to have truth in it about their weaknesses.

It needs to imply more than it says

it needs to invoke the worst interpretation of a thing like a vulgarity does. (fertilizer is a useful substance for crops while shit is a slime that crawls out of an asshole and into a sewer)

These are the elements of a good insult... and I will share my insult I thought up for my boss as an example.

"Rick when you clawed your way out of the abortion bucket and they were forced to hand you to your mother... did you mistake the look on her face for love? Because that might explain why you're so emotionally retarded "

he claws his way out of a bucket, and are forced. These all support worst interpretation of a thing (shit not fertilizer).

I don't just call him a failed abortion and unloved I imply that. Its like a twist on a joke but malicious.

I point out his inability to read a room and imply a cause. These elements are too interwoven to properly separate, and I could probably improve upon the rules.

In any case thinking up that insult made me happy and I had a good month. I read more about poetic composition and I came to realize that you can also do this for compliments. you can up your game from "Thank you very much you saved my ass" into really heartfelt thanks and a meaningful expression of your emotions.

This is about when I realized that is the point of poetry all together. An expression of emotion that really is a better vehicle for emotional content than normal. Haiku Bot is cute and all but really poetry is about putting your soul on the line so that you feel emotional satisfaction into what you said.

So I say that we need to express poetry as a deeper vessel than just beautiful things being respected. We need to teach people that poems are about spite and sadness and vitreol and anger and happiness and the whole range of human condition. Not just the appropriate and civil parts but the ugly parts too.

[vickytokio]

In school, none lol. I don't think it's common to study Shakespeare in school in Brazil 🤔

But I did convince a literature teacher in 7th grade to let us read A Midsummer Night's Dream to put on a school play of it (which they didn't let us do in the end, and I'm still mad about it 20 years later 😒), and then in college since I had an American and English literature class, I did end up reading Hamlet and a bunch of sonets.

Romeo and Juliet is something I just read/watched a million different versions of throughout life, and I'm pretty sure I watched a version of Much Ado about Nothing, but I never read the originals

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

10

I actually got three asks for 10 in total which is fun bc it's also my fav number so ima use this one to catch up quickly

Aight

It takes Saturn 29 (.4) earth years to orbit the sun. 29 is the number of days in febuary when it's a leap year. The human skull is made up of 29 bones

A standard box of domino's has 28 tiles. The Arab alphabet has 28 letters. The melting point of butter is 28⁰C

27% of our universe is made up of dark matter. There are 27 books in the new testament and 27 bones in a human hand

There are 26 complete miles in a marathon and 26 letters in the Latin alphabet

There are 25 prophets mentioned in the quran

24 is the number of carats in pure gold, the number of letters in the Greek alphabet, and the number of points in a backgammon board (idk what that is tho). There are 24 hours in a day. In Japanese and Chinese cultures, the year is split into 24 blocks of 15 days.

Apparently a lot of people see 23 as either holy or cursed, there's various different religions to which it's very significant and also a lot of superstition about it. They're all equally weird and I couldn't pick one so look it up yourself if you're interested

22 is a fantastic song by Taylor Swift. Other artists have also used it as a title, including bon Iver, lily Allen, jay-z and deaf Havana

The 21st amendment to the US constitution was the repeal of the prohibition 🍻

A rubix cube can always be solved in 20 moves or less. There are 20 different legal moves you can play at the beginning of a game of chess

The lunar cycle repeats, approximately every 19 years. The Rolling Stones had a hit single called "19th nervous breakdown" which is about how I feel studying for this fucking geology test 😃. 19 is a palindrome when written in Roman numerals (XIX)

18 is the age of majority in most countries. A regulation golf course has 18 holes. Shakespeare most quoted Sonet is no. 18 which contains the line "shall I compare thee to a summers day?"

17 is a very common song title, used by artists such as Prince, Kings of Leon, The Smashing Pumpkins, Jimmy Eat World, Stevie Nicks, and The Sex Pistols. It also appears in various muscles, including Heathers and Repo: The Genetic Opera.

Caterpillars typically have 16 legs with the first three rows being actual legs and the remaing five pairs being little stumps. In total there were 16 King Louis's of France, with the 16th being the very last king of France.

15th of March is the anniversary of Ceasar's death and everyone's favourite tumblr holiday!!!!!

14 is pretty boring all things considered. The most golf clubs you're allowed to carry when playing is 14 and Russia borders 14 countries. That's as good as we're getting

A hangman's noose, when correctly tied, has 13 wraps. Similarly, there were 13 steps leading to the gallows in order to create the correct height. Due to it being considered unlucky, many buildings won't have a 13th floor/rooms. They'll be called 12-A or just skip straight onto 14.

A -normal- human body has 12 pairs of ribs. 12 is the largest number in the English language to have only one syllable. 12 men gave walked on the earth's moon.

WW1 ended on November 11th (11/11) and came into effect at 11am (don't ask me what timezone icba to look it up). Russia spans 11 timezones.

Many counting systems throughout the world are base-10 including the metric system. 10 pops up in the bible alot (10 plagues of Egypt, 10 commandments etc)

[just-absolutely-super]

Mini crack

Mayl: hey Lan? Why do you and Megaman want a pet so badly?

Lan: childhood dream!

Mayl: I thought becoming a net scientist/researcher was your childhood dream?

Lan: it was, but so is having dog

Mayl: I thought you wanted a cat?

Lan: no, that's Megaman, I want a dog

Mayl: maybe we can get a dog when the kids are grown up and moved out of home?

Lan: you know, I'm gonna hold you to that

Mayl: *giggles* if you remember after such a long time

Many years later

Roll: So Sonet's finally moved out... How do you feel?

Mayl: I'm alright. She's with her friends and Tempo, so I know she'll be fine in the city. And she can come home whenever she wants. It's Lan I'm more worried about...

Roll: Yeah, Mega got hit hard with the "empty nest" feeling. I feel it too, but at least I still have him and you guys to keep me company

Mayl: I understand. Lan's been quiet since we got her settled into her apartment. She's his little girl, so I knew it would hit him hard. Maybe I should make him his favorite curry dish to help him feel better--

Lan, rushing into the room: DOG!

Mayl: What?

Lan: Our kids are finally grown and out of the house. You promised, we have to get a dog now!

Mayl: W-Wait, you remember that? That was almost 20 years ago, Lan!

Lan: Doesn't matter, you promised. Dog, now, let's gooooo!

Mayl: ...Apparently we're getting a dog to cope with the empty nest

Roll: Sounds exciting *giggling*

[malikkia]

Kia India: Doubling Down On SUVs & Embracing EVs

Kia India, the Korean automaker that stormed onto the Indian scene with its stylish and feature-packed SUVs, is in no mood to slow down. In a recent interview, Managing Director & CEO Tae-Jin Park laid out Kia’s ambitious plans for the next three to four years, and SUVs are firmly at the center of the action.

While acknowledging the growing EV market, Park doesn’t see immediate dethronement of ICE vehicles. Kia, however, is embracing the EV wave and expects it to contribute 20% of their sales by 2030. They’re laying the groundwork with the EV6’s success and plan to bring in the flagship EV9 seven-seater e-SUV and, interestingly, an EV version of their locally made RV alongside the ICE version in 2025. This bold move shows Kia’s commitment to both catering to existing demand and creating new EV segments.

Kia understands that EV adoption hinges on charging infrastructure. They’re actively contributing to building this ecosystem, recognizing it as crucial for India’s EV transition. This proactive approach positions them as a leader in shaping the future of mobility in the country.

Park believes that ICE and EV vehicles will coexist for a decade or more. This pragmatic view showcases Kia’s commitment to catering to diverse customer preferences while strategically expanding their EV portfolio. This strategy ensures they stay relevant in both established and emerging markets.

Conclusion:

Kia India’s vision is clear – SUVs as the growth engine, embracing EVs without neglecting ICE, and actively building the infrastructure for a smooth transition. With their ambitious plans, strategic launches, and focus on customer needs, Kia is poised to remain a force to be reckoned with in the Indian automobile market. The road ahead is paved with innovation and excitement, and Kia seems ready to lead the charge.

Discover the latest Kia models, unbeatable prices, and exceptional service at our showroom. Your journey to Kia greatness starts here. Visit us today and drive home with your dream car, at Malik Kia, your premier Kia showroom in Warangal and Karimnagar. Explore unbeatable Kia Sonet prices in Warangal and Karimnagar, including the dynamic Kia Sonet X Line.

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A Comprehensive Understanding of SFP Optical Transceiver

SFP optical transceiver is still being used as an industry standard by worldwide manufacturers and providers today. It has been an industry workhorse for over 20 years in many networks such as PON, WDM, Fibre Channel, SONET, and other communications standards. This paper will give you a comprehensive understanding of SFP optical transceivers.

What is an SFP Optical Transceiver? 

A small form-factor pluggable(SFP) optical transceiver is a hot-pluggable interface used to transmit and receive data over fiber optic cable. It consists of FP or DBF laser transmitter, a PIN photodiode integrated with a trans-impedance preamplifier (TIA), and an MCU control unit. It satisfies class-I laser safety requirements and is compatible with the SFP multi-source agreement (MSA) and SFF-8472.

Types of SFP Optical Transceiver

Fiber Optic Cable Type

SFP optical transceiver can work over fiber optic cable and copper cable. Based on the types of fiber optic cable, SFP optical transceivers are divided into single-mode and multi-mode SFP optical transceivers. Single-mode SFP optical transceiver works with single-mode fiber. While multi-mode SFP optical transceiver works with multi-mode fiber.

Transmission Distance Range

Multi-mode SFP optical transceiver is used for shorter transmission distances up to 550m and 2km. Single-mode SFP optical transceiver is used for longer transmission distances up to 10~120km.

Transfer Rate

The trend towards higher speed and higher bandwidth is always unstoppable, from Fast Ethernet to Gigabit Ethernet, and then to 10Gb, 40Gb, 25Gb, and 100Gb Ethernet. Since the development of SFP, modernized advancements have been added to the mix. Namely, SFP+ for 10 Gigabit, SFP28 for 25 Gigabit Ethernet, QSFP for 40 Gigabit Ethernet, and QSFP28 for 100G Gigabit Ethernet are now available.

Application

3G-SDI video SFP optical transceivers are designed to meet the high standard video transmission needs in the high definition (HD) application.

PON SFP optical transceivers are used in the optical line terminal (OLT) at the central office and the optical network terminal/unit (ONT/ONU) at the subscriber’s premises.

CWDM and DWDM SFP optical transceivers are used by telecom systems in long-distance transmission, allowing them to transmit multiple signals simultaneously on a single fiber.

BIDI SFP optical transceiver transmits and receives data to interconnected network devices (like switches or routers) via a single optical fiber. It enables users to simplify their cabling system, increasing network capacity and reducing cost.

Fibre channel SFP optical transceiver is a high-speed network technology (commonly running at 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, and 128 gigabits per second rates) used to connect computer data storage to servers in the SAN data center environment.

SONET/SDH SFP optical transceiver is compatible with the SONET/SDH and ATM standard, which covers the standard range of data rates extending from OC-3/STM-1 (155 Mbps) to OC-48/STM-16 (2.488Gbps) for multi-mode (MM), short-reach (SR), intermediate-reach (IR1), and long-reach (LR1/LR2) applications.

Applications

SFP optical transceiver is used in the switch-to-switch interface, router/Server interface, HD video, PON, WDM (CWDM, DWDM), data centers, telecommunications networks, etc.

Conclusion

An SFP is a small optical transceiver that plugs into an SFP port on a network switch or server. It has a high data rate, is small in size, and is easy to use and deploy. Sun Telecom specializes in providing one-stop total fiber optic solutions for all fiber optic application industries worldwide. Contact us if any needs.

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भारत में इन 20 कारों का है जलवा, Maruti की यह कार नंबर 1, देखें इनकी कीमत-खासियत

भारत में इन 20 कारों का है जलवा, Maruti की यह कार नंबर 1, देखें इनकी कीमत-खासियत

हाइलाइट्स टॉप 20 में मारुति सुजुकी की सबसे ज्यादा कारें ह्यूंदै मोटर्स की कारों की भी भारत में अच्छी बिक्री टाटा मोटर्स की नेक्सॉन की बिक्री में काफी बढ़ोतरी नई दिल्ली।Top 20 Best Selling Cars In India Maruti Tata Kia: भारत में ऑटोमोबाइल कंपनियों के लिए मौजूदा समय ठीक नहीं चल रहा है और सेमीकंडक्टर की कमी की वजह से प्रोडक्शन और सेल्स पर इसका बुरा प्रभाव पड़ा है। लेकिन इस बीच Maruti Suzuki…

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[scotianostra]

Mark Alexander Boyd, Scottish poet, Latin Scholar and soldier of fortune died on April 10th 1601

He was born in Ayrshire, and was educated under the care of his uncle, the Archbishop of Glasgow.

Boyd left Scotland for France as a young man. There he studied civil law. He took part in the religious wars of the League, fighting on the Catholic side during the civil war.

He had two collections of Latin poems published, in 1590 and 1592, at a time when he was in south-west France. He returned to Scotland only at the end of his life.

I know most of you will not have heard of Oor Mark, but you Sots out here have been walking about with a bit of him in your wallets and purses, on the RBS £20 note,  the first lines of Venus and Cupid appear beside illustrations of red squirrels and the blueberry fruit. The other side features  Kate Cranston’ of the Willow Tearooms fame. 

Sonet of Venus and Cupid by Mark Alexander Boyd.

Fra banc to banc, fra wod to wod, I rin Ourhailit with my feble fantasie, Lyk til a leif that fallis from a trie Or til a reid ourblawin with the wind. Twa gods gyds me: the ane of tham is blind, Ye, and a bairn brocht up in vanitie; The nixt a wyf ingenrit of the se, And lichter nor a dauphin with hir fin.

Unhappie is the man for evirmair That teils the sand and sawis in the aire; Bot twyse unhappier is he, I lairn, That feidis in his hairt a mad desyre, And follows on a woman throw the fyre, Led be a blind and teichit be a bairn.

[self-substantialfuel]

@kailmursher tagged me a looong time ago.

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to get to know better.

Name: Olha

Gender: Female

Star sign: Cancer

Height: 1.71 m (5' 7'')

Time: 16:30

Birthday: July 20th

Favorite bands: The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, The Crane Wives, Oh Wonder, Poets of the Fall

Favorite solo artists: LP, Kat Cunning, Lola Marsh, Dessa, Tom Rothenthal, Hozier, Florence and the Machine, Moddi

Last movie: Sophia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette

Last show: WandaVision

When did I create this blog: About few months ago

What I post: My art. I’m not as active here as I’d like to due to the lack of time and energy. Still, I appreciate this blog as a safe "place" to go to if needed.

Last thing I googled: “anti-cafe kyiv”

Other blogs: None

Do I get asks: Asks are open but quiet

Why I chose my url: Originally, it's a quote from Shakespeare's sonet. "Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel". The sonet it comes from is shaming "Fair Youth" for not having children. However, I see this specific line as more of a manifestation of personal independence.

Following: 39

Followers: 28

Average hours of sleep: 7

Instruments: Ukulele, but I'm not very good at it yet

What I am wearing: Dark blue dress-shirt with colorful stars

Dream job(s): illustrator, architect

Dream trip: Basically, all the Europe; Iran (because of its architecture)

Favorite food: Anything sweet :)

Nationality: Ukrainian

Favorite song: Always changing. Now it’s Look At Me Now by Emily King

Last book I read: Oscar Wilde’s short stories

Top 3 fictional universes I'd like to live in: Definitely all from podcasts. Let’s say The Strange Case of Starship Iris, Welcome to Night Vale and EOS 10.

I’m to shy to tag people but everybody interested is welcome to join in.

[ceskypokefan]

Narozeninová hra!

Jsem...

Leden: Nezbedný

Únor: Poťouchlý

Březen: Pitomoučký

Duben: Výstřední

Květen: Potrefený

Červen: Ultra-Mega obrozený

Červenec: Politováníhodný

Srpen: Směšný

Září: Nevhodný

Říjen: Nezdravý

Listopad: Žhavý

Prosinec: Nicotný

A mé příspěvky musí být čteny...

1. Hlasem kryptida ve dvě hodiny ráno před Billou

2. Něžně a starostlivě

3. Silně sarkasticky

4. Na pokraji pláče

5. Jako prodavačka nucená vás zdravit

6. Udiveně a pochybně

7. Ječením nad hororem existence

8. Hlasem starého čínského filozofa

9. Jako by vám někdo právě řekl že váš manžel zemřel na moři

10. Hlasem středověké dívky která poprvé koutkem oka zahlédla kotník

11. Opatrně

12. Nikým, nikdo by je neměl číst

13. Ve společnosti, ať všichni vidí jak jste kultivovaní

14. Jako Alzák oznamující slevy

15. Hlasem toho týpka z reklamy na Billu

16. Jako sonet pro vaší milovanou

17. Hlasem dámy rozplývající se nad psíkem

18. Rappováním

19. Jako ta nahrávka v trolejbuse oznamující zastávky

20. S velkou dávkou odvahy

21. Apaticky

22. Ve tmě při svíčkách

23. Jako když zpíváte “Vánoce, vánoce přicházejí“

24. S radostí a elánem

25. Pravidelně a do konce

26. V případě nouze

27. Jenom pokud jste sami a máte zavřené dveře

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Best vehicles for family in India

Going with friends and family is probably the best delight. It very well may be the family which gave you your name or companions whom you call family, encountering new places and vistas together are minutes which are esteemed forever. In the event that you identify with the previously mentioned and are hoping to buy the best family vehicle in India, we're posting the alternatives underneath. These are classified between five, six and seven-seat alternatives with the goal that you can settle on the most ideal decision as per the size of your family.

 Best vehicles for family in India (Five Seaters)

 So your family incorporates four or five individuals and no more and when you all choose to travel together, the boot must be huge enough to swallow everyone's gear, the ride quality must be comfort-arranged and there must be sufficient space and highlights inside the lodge to keep all tenants lively. As far as the spending plan in rising request, the main vehicle one can consider is the Kia Sonet as it offers the best highlights in its group, the greatest boot space, skilled motors and an element stuffed lodge. In the event that the financial plan permits, the Hyundai Creta is the following most ideal decision as it offers all the previously mentioned characteristics with much more space, more highlights and more road cred regarding measurements.

 Best vehicles for family in India (Six Seaters)

 In the event that it's seating for six that you're after, gratitude to the Renault Triber, the section point for such a vehicle regarding cost has gone to a truly reasonable point. As indicated by your spending plan, you can likewise consider the Maruti Suzuki XL6, the Mahindra Marazzo and the MG Hector Plus as the most excellent decision under INR 20 lakh. Aside from the MG, all different alternatives are MPVs and more decision is going to show up later on as the Tata Gravitas, larger measured renditions of the Creta and the Seltos and all-new MPVs which could wear the MG Motor, Hyundai, Tata Motors or Kia identification.

 Best vehicles for family in India (Seven Seaters)

 Seven seaters offer a seat for the center column and still have enough space in the third line for those two additional travelers. Most MPVs and full-size SUVs offer such a seating design. The Maruti Suzuki Ertiga is the most moderate and balanced item with regards to 7 seaters and climbing from that point, it's the Mahindra Marazzo which likewise offers a 7-seater format. Contrasting the two, it's the Marazzo which offers a torquey diesel motor which performs better when the vehicle is completely stacked with travelers. In the event that you'd like a SUV which can situate 7, the Mahindra XUV500 is the main decision which offers such an extravagance in its portion. In the event that you can scale up the financial plan, there are a lot of decisions as the attempted n-tried Toyota Innova, the Kia Carnival, and full-size SUVs like the Ford Endeavor and the Toyota Fortuner. For more information about best new cars in India pls visit at https://www.motoroids.com/news/top-cars-in-india-in-various-segments/

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Mini crack

(tiny follow up to the last ask, cause why not)

Roll: Lan? Are you really sure you want to wait for Sonet to get a Navi?

Lan: I am sure, also is this about the age thing again? I told Megaman you guys won't break any hips

Roll: no, no! It's just that when Sonet is getting around to get a Navi, Remix most likely doesn't live at home anymore

Lan raises an eyebrow

Roll: Patch will head off to university in a couple of years soon, and will probably live in a dorm and if Patch leaves then Remix will leave with him-

Lan: I'm starting to see where this is going

Roll: and you guys still have Sonet, but me and Megaman won't have a baby anymore, and-

Lan: is this empty nest syndrome? It's a bit early, Patch is only 14!

Roll: It's not just about an empty nest! Patch is 14 but he's still around to get to know his sister. When Sonet is old enough to have a Navi, Patch will be in his 20's and on his own! Remix will go with him and won't even have time to get to know his sister! It's better he knows her now so they can bond!

Lan: Roll, I can't just give Sonet a Navi! She's a toddler! She doesn't need one--

Roll: But we started Remix as a toddler, so Patch didn't even operate him for a year! It'll be fine, Mega and I will just take care of her until Sonet is old enough!

Lan: I don't want to pressure my daughter into being a NetOp so young, Roll! You know how I feel about that--

Roll: Do you really think she's going to find herself into world-saving antics like you and Patch did?

Lan: Considering the track record, it's not looking that great!

Roll: I want another baby!

Lan: You'll get your baby...when Sonet is old enough

Roll: No, because when Sonet is old enough she'll need a Navi that can help her with her schoolwork, and that means she won't start as a toddler like Remix did!

Lan: So I'll make her when Sonet is 11

Roll: Make her when Sonet is in kindergarten, and we'll keep her young until Sonet is ready!

Lan: Hey, don't order me around! And can you really take care of a toddler for that many years? You could barely handle Remix for a year at that age...

Roll: We were new parents and was learning as we go. This time it'll be fine. Mega and I can handle it. We really want another baby, Lan. Please consider it? For us?

Lan: ....I really don't like this

Roll: You don't have to like it, but it would make us happy. And you always want to make your brother happy, don't you?

Lan: Yeah...he and his stupid pushy wife

Roll: Aww you really do care!

Lan: Yeah yeah, but I'm not making a decision now. I need to mull it over for a few days. Think you can handle that?

Roll: I've waited this long, what's a few more days?