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bookwormonastring · 1 year ago

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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog is john green, the whole “unpaid intern” thing is just a bit he does on there

I just want to keep my job even though I don't know how to make memes. Buy our coffee. We've got holiday gifts for the coffee lover in your life.

Awesome Coffee is different because 1. we source our beans directly from small farmers collectives, 2. it's better and fresher than grocery store coffee, and 3. ALL of our profit goes to fight maternal and child mortality in impoverished communities, whereas almost all other coffee makes rich people richer, which is the dumbest thing that can be done with coffee (or other forms of wealth).

#idk if some people in the notes are just going along with the bit #i’m autistic i struggle to tell the difference #but i can see how it would be concerning if you didn’t know #and although i imagine a lot of neil gaiman’s and john green’s tumblr followers overlap #with neil reblogging it i’d assume there’s a lot of people seeing this post who aren’t aware that john green is #1. back on tumblr #2. under the alias of sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog #and 3. calling himself an unpaid intern all the time on aforementioned blog #but yeah there’s nowt to worry about here he literally co owns the company #john green #awesome coffee club

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