#187 Sale

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187 Straßenbande Watermelon Vape

187 Strassenbande – Watermelon bietet einen saftigen Wassermelonen-Geschmack und kann etwa 600 Züge liefern. Die beliebten Shisha-Tobaks der Rapper sind nun als Einweg-Vapes erhältlich. Ohne Voreinstellungen kann man sofort dampfen, indem man einfach inhaliert. Watermelon ist mit 2,0 ml Liquid vorbefüllt, pro Zug werden 0,16 mg Nikotin abgegeben. Ein spezialisiertes Heizsystem sorgt für intensiven Geschmack und dichten Dampf bis zu 600 Zügen. Im Vergleich zu klassischen Shishas ist das Dampfen kompakter, ohne unangenehmen Geruch. Die Vapes sind in verschiedenen Geschmacksrichtungen mit 20 ml Nikotin erhältlich. Es ist wichtig zu beachten, dass Vapes, einschließlich Elfbar und Geek Bar, gesundheitsschädlich sind und süchtig machen können.

Einweg E-Zigarette

Ergonomisch, kompakt und leicht

500 mAh Akku

Nikotingehalt: 20mg/ml

ca. 600 Züge möglich

Keine Einstellungen notwendig

Vorbefüllt mit 2.0 ml Liquid

Geschmack: Wassermelone

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LVxB

[frost-queen]

Rock, paper, scissors (Reader x Recruiter)

Forever tag:@missmelodramatic, @floatlosers, @alex–awesome–22, @merlieve, @queen-of-books, @glimmering-darling-dolly , @denkisclown, @wildiefleur , @meyocoko , @subjecta13-thefangirl , @m-rae23, @melsunshine  , @venomsvl , @the-uncoordinated-house-cat , @rosecentury , @evilcr0ne , @vviolynn , @niktwazny303 , @avada-kedrava-bitch-187, @erikasurfer , @slythetic  , @eliscannotdance, @p0nycurtis, @slythetic, @bitchybananaflower, @harleyquinnswifeyfrfr

You ask, I deliver ;) A meet up at a station takes a different turn.

Maeheon station.

The crowd was moving forwards. Collectively going in one direction. The doors off the subway opening. Chattering voices bouncing off the walls. Off getters making way for on getters. Slowly the station became emptier. The doors to the subway closing. Getting in motion as the machinery screeched over the cable-lines. Chattering dying out as all went up the stairs.

All but one. Your spot on the bench already warmed up from the amount of time you had been sitting down. Watching train after train pass by. Each missing with the purpose of not wanting to move. Sighing loud, you let your head fall back against the wall. Just you and the classical music streaming in the station for one’s pleasure.

Turning your phone up, you looked at the black screen. Double tapping the screen, it flashed on. You weren’t sure what you were expecting, but there were no texts. Of course he wouldn’t text you. Surely not when he broke up with you a couple of days ago.

Yet deep down, you still wished to receive a text from him. Wanting him to apologize or tell you just how much he loved you. Perhaps it was all too good to be true. He wasn’t going to text you back and you knew it. You were just giving yourself false hope.

Tugging your phone away once more, you turned to your self-pity once more. Since the break-up, you felt unlike yourself. Messed up and in knots. Acting all unlike yourself. Like for example sit and wait in a station for nothing. Doing absolutely nothing but wallow in self-pity.

Stare deeply in front of you at the ground. Fluttering confused with your eyelashes when two neat black shoes came stopping in front of you. It made you lift your gaze up when the shoes remained in place. Your gaze was up to his trousers till the feet moved.

Turning to the side and getting out of your vision. Confused you shot your head up. Staring at the empty station in front of you. Hearing a soft exhale beside you, made you jump out of your skin. A man had coming sitting beside you, wearing a suit and tie. Beside him a briefcase.

You stared at his face before staring down at his shoes. The same shoes that were in front of you. Gaze flashing briefly back up to his profile. You puffed out a scoff that from every empty bench in the station to choose from, he chose to sit with you.

Turning your posture back to the front, you felt a bit uncomfortable that someone was sitting with you. You could sense that the man was looking at you. Seeing it from the corner of your eye. – “Annyeonghaseyo, miss.” – he spoke with a smile on his lips.

You muttered out a reply, bowing your head in his direction without any eye contact. Staring back to the front, yet still feeling his gaze on you. – “Do you have a minute miss.” – he asked leaning a bit forwards. You gave him a proper look, taking him up and down.

Sliding just that further away from him. – “I don’t need a sale.” – you responded not wanting him to force whatever rubbish he tried to sell in his suitcase. – “It’s not that.” – he answered. – “I would like to give you a great opportunity.” – he went on as you were getting annoyed by him.

From your purse you took out your perfume, holding it up to him like a weapon. The man blinked surprised at the cosmetics pointed at him. – “I already told you I don’t want any sales!” – you made clear, looking him dead in the eye. The man swallowed thinking for a moment you would actually spray your perfume in his eyes.

Lowering your hand, you scoffed. – “Like I would waste a good smell on you.” – you said tugging your perfume away. – “Is it the one you are wearing?” – he asked all of the sudden. Furrowing your brows at his question. – “Mwo haneun geoya?” – you called out, leaning back when he had pulled himself a bit up.

Coming to smell you. His face close to your neck. – “Ya!” – calling out as you shoved him back. He only chuckled sitting back down. Straightening his suit before turning his head back to you in all seriousness. – “Now about that opportunity.” – he addressed once more, leaning on the suitcase between you and him.

Puffing loud, you crossed your arms. – “Like what, you can magically make my ex be less off a dick?” – you ridiculed his offer. The man tilted his head slightly. Checking you up and down. – “I see you were recently dumped.” – he responded making you stare in shock back at him for his bluntness. – “I am heavily debating on using my perfume anyways.” – you threatened back if he kept mocking you like that. He chuckled once. Opening his suitcase.

Curiously, you watched as he took out two envelopes. A red one and blue. Ddakji. – “Let’s play a game over it.” – he announced, holding them up with a smirk. – “If you win, I’ll pay you.” – he explained. – “Or something else…” – he added eyeing you up and down.

You already reached your hand out to him as he pulled them further away. – “If I win, you pay me.” – he made clear, wanting you to know the rules. – “So…” – he started moving them back to the front. – “Which do you want?”

Looking at the red and blue one, you weren’t sure. Gaze going over to him, seeing that charming smile on his lips. Something mad hiding behind them. Taking a deep breath, you threw everything overboard. Moving your finger up to point. The man stared confused back at you when your finger was pointing clear at him. Not at the ddakji but at his chest.

“What?” – you called out. – “I got to choose right? So I chose.” – you finished with a smile. – “The Ddakji.” – he called out, flapping them your way. It made you shrug your shoulders. – “I don’t want your money.” – was your response. He moved the ddakji down. – “Okay, I understand. You want to play a different game.” – he spoke leaning in close.

You leaned in as well, supporting on his suitcase. Flashing a flirty smile at him. – “Is that so?” – you questioned. Gods whatever it was you were doing, your mind couldn’t follow. Perhaps it was love-sick or pity, but you wanted to be bad. Having enough of being the good girl as clearly it brought you nowhere. Certainly not with your ex that cheated on you.

His eyes were going up and down your face. Lingering at your lips. – “Are you sure you can handle it?” – he asked. – “I’ll decide for myself.” – you answered. He curled up a smile. A smile like complimenting you for good work. He put the ddakji back away, getting up afterwards. Offering you his arm.

Completely swooned over by him, you took his arm. Following a complete stranger, just because he gave you some attention and had a pretty face. He led you out of the station. It hadn’t occurred to you just how long you had been sitting at the station for it was getting dark. He removed your hand from around his arm, taking it in his. Holding a tight grip on it.

Perhaps not wanting you to escape. He pulled you closer to the side-walk, holding his hand out for a cab. – “Where are you taking me?” – you asked. Perhaps this wasn’t such a good idea, following a complete stranger. He turned to look at you with a smile. – “A secret.” – he whispered out, having come with his face up to your neck. Smelling your perfume once more.

A cab pulled over as he opened the door for you. With little time to rethink your actions, he nudged you into the car. Coming to sit beside you. He gave the driver a card with an address on it. The car driving off. Not a moment later your phone went off. Taking it out to see who was calling you. Your ex. For whatever reason.

He glanced over your shoulder at your phone, plucking it away from you. – “Remember you were getting over him, darling.”  - he spoke tugging your phone away in his inside pockets. You stared in shock back at him. He came shuffling a bit closer to you. Pressing a hand on your thigh. His gaze on the driver whilst leaning against you.

His lips close to your neck, hand sliding up your thigh. – “Wasn’t that right?” – he whispered at you. Sending a flush over your cheeks. Already feeling your body pulsating at how close his hand was getting. As a quick response, you slapped your hand down on his to stop him from going even deeper down between your thighs.

He gave you a sarcastic smile back as a response. You took his hand, giving it a hard squeeze before taking it off your body. Glancing up at the driver if he had noticed anything. He hadn’t been paying attention to you or him.

The car came to a stop in an unknown neighbourhood to you. He pulled you out of the cab with him. Shoving you up the stairs into an apartment. He was handling you rough, but somehow you didn’t mind. He pushed you into a sofa, making you blink surprised. He set his suitcase down. You gasped when he set his hands down on the sides to lean in to you.

“Shall we play a game sweetheart?” – he asked looking down at your lips. – “But first I would like to know my playthings name.” – he continued. – “Y/n.” – you breathed out. His lips curling up to a smile. – “What do I call you?” – you wanted to know. – “You can call me recruiter, darling.” – he responded, giving little away of his identity.

“Shall we?” – he let out with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. Taking your hand, he pulled you up from the seat. – “Familiar with rock, paper, scissors?” – he asked as you hummed loud. – “If I win, I get to undress you.” – he spoke. – “If I win, I get to undress you.” – you responded quickly with a yearning breath.

Your answer seemed to please him as it made him smile. He opened his hands for you to take a stand. Exhaling deep, you clenched your hands into fists. He did the same. – “Rock, paper, scissors.” – he called out as both of you showed your hands. He had a rock and a scissor as yours was two papers.

It made you gulp soft as he could easily win from you. – “Minus one.” – he let out. You moved one hand close to your chest as he did the same. Only keeping his scissor up. – “Are you deliberately letting me win, Y/n?” – he questioned with a teasing glance.

You lowered both your hands as the recruiter stepped up to you. His hands going to your shoulders. Taking your coat in his hands. Letting it slide slowly off your back. Your breath shuddered at his fingers brushing over your body. Your coat getting tossed aside.

“Again.” – he spoke, tilting your head up by your chin. He took a step back once more. Both showing your hands. – “Rock, paper, scissors.” – he repeated. Both showing your hands. He chuckled at your hands. – “Minus one.” – he said moving a hand back. You did as well, closing your eyes as you had chosen the wrong one.

Ending up losing again. He smirked, approaching you once more. His eyes going over your face till they went down to your chest. Setting his hands by the top of your blouse. With one strong pull, he ripped it open. Buttons flinging off as he revealed your bosom.

“You are getting in a disadvantage Y/n.” – he touched your chin as your lips parted automatically. Feeling exposed standing so openly in front of him. – “Again.” – you were the one to call out now. Shoving him back. He grinned at how eager you suddenly were. – “Rock, paper, scissors.” – you called out both setting your hands.

“Minus one.” – you quickly added. Not giving him much time to think it over. He shoved a hand back to his chest, staring at the remaining hands. With slight shock, he looked up to you. You grabbed his tie, pulling him closer to you. – “I won.” – you whispered at him.

You set your hands on his shoulders. He smiled at how innocently you were going to undo him of his suit. Yet you had other plans. He never specified in which order you should undress one. Your gaze lowered as did your hands. Lowering to his trousers.

He gulped surprised when you took a hold of his belt. Undoing it as you zipped his trousers open. Keeping your eyes on him, you took a hold of his trousers. Going down low, taking them down with you. The recruiter cleared his throat, looking away. As you rose again, you felt a sudden hand on your head. Giving it a few pets. Staring up at him, you saw him smirking.

“Again?” – you asked him with a teasing smile once you stood back up. The recruiter already ready with his hands. Something devious in his eyes wanting to get payback. Hard. – “Rock, paper, scissors. Minus one.” – he slapped your hand away in victory. You swallowed knowing very well what he was going to do.

He reached for your pants. Unhooking his finger over the ledge. Pulling you over to him by it. You stumbled against his chest. His gaze remained on you as he fidgeted at your pants to unbutton them. Tugging his hands inside your pants to slide off your hip. Feeling the fabric of your panties. He lowered himself as well, taking your pants down with him. Kneeling down as his eyes had a good view of your panties.

You shuddered out a breath when his hand was placed on your thigh. Feeling his sudden breath against your inner thigh. Eyes widening when you felt his lips leave a tender kiss on your thigh. Making you press your lips together at how he was teasing you.

His lips kissing your thigh once more. Going a bit more down as you felt like losing your mind. Grabbing him by his hair and pulling his head back. Panting loud with flushed cheeks. – “That was not the agreement.” – you called out.

“You mustn’t tease me than like that Y/n.” – he responded chuckling. He got back up letting his finger trail up your bare knees up to your thigh. – “You are about to lose Y/n.” – he reminded you, hinting down at you standing in your underwear. – “We’ll see about that.” – you bit back. Hands already out once more. Paper against rock.

He gave you a warning glance to not require him to take revenge for it would not be sweet. You decided to be good this turn, undoing his suit jacket from him. Rock against Scissors. Smiling you approached him once more. Moving your hands at his shirt.

Gripping on tight to the top as you wanted to ruin his shirt just the same. Pulling hard at it, you only managed to rip open the first few buttons. The recruiter laughed loud at your defeat. He set his hands near the ripped buttons, ripping his shirt more open.

Now you had an open playground. Brushing your hands over his bare chest. Feeling his tense muscles under your touch. Moving your hands to his shoulders, shoving it over his shoulders. Your lips lingered by his neck. Heart beating faster. Setting your fingers in his shoulders, you kissed his neck tenderly.

You gasped loud when the recruiter had grabbed you firm by the back of your neck, pulling you off. A hunger in his eyes. Eyes widening before he hungrily set your lips on his. Wanting this teasing to stop. Losing himself over the kiss as lips touched yours roughly.

Holding on tight to you as he backed away with you. Never letting his lips release from you. He pulled your leg up to his hip, hooking it around him. Your back hitting the wall hard. He pulled your other leg up as well, unhooking around him. Lips kissing yours. Going down to your neck and throat. Wanting to taste every little bit of you.

Soft moans escaped from you as it only pleasured him more. – “Rock…” – you panted out as he kept kissing your neck. Over and over again. – “Paper…” – you went on, running your hands through his hair. – “Scissors.” – you finished. – “Minus one.” – he panted out against your neck.

You moved your hand back, revealing a rock. The recruiter breathed out a laugh, looking down at the paper sign between the two of you. – “I win.” – he panted out. He removed you from against the wall, Placing you down on the bed. Coming to hover over you. – “End of game.” – he breathed out before kissing you passionately. Hands going down to your hip. Claiming his victory to the fullest.

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[hexcrystals]

republic of pirates dashboard simulator

thanks to @sherlockig for the screencaps 💕

part 2

👃ilostmynoseatspanishjackiez Follow

has anyone else heard this rumour that @managainstbeast is actually blackbeard's alt account??

🎣managainstbeast

that's ridiculous, please stop spreading this, fishermen and pirates are nothing alike and my beard isn't even black

#ffs #posts from the fishing boat

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🇸🇪officialswede

i got tagged by @iamsteakknife to share my top 3 types of fruit :)

oranges

more oranges

enough oranges to never get scurvy again

tagging all of jackie's other husbands and also @bloodbucketbill 💕 (no pressure guys)

#tag game #cw scurvy

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⛵️gentlemanprivates

hhhhhhhhhhh i neeeeeeeed him 🥵

🏝️republicofbirates Follow

he literally just set a man on fire.....

⛵️gentlemanprivates

don't care didn't ask getting his dick tattooed on my leg as we speak

#fucking antis

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🏴‍☠️hoistthemainsail

spotify wrapped is out and my top genre is sea shanties again loool some things never change

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🍻spanish-jackiez

SPECIAL OFFER - ONE NIGHT ONLY - STEDE BONNET SPECIAL

2 for 1 on nose jar juice

🎸catsarewitches

as well as an EXCLUSIVE SALE on 100% GENUINE commemorative planks, autographs, and Gentleman Pirate tattoos!!

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🥪rop-snack-shack

fuuuuuuck i wish people would stop dining and dashing. i run a small business and there's a cost of living crisis. i can't afford this

🥪rop-snack-shack

blocking everyone in the notes who is condoning not paying for food btw. i don't care if you're a famous pirate i need to pay my fucking bills

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🌊keeptheseaclean Follow

smh just fished this up...does anybody know who it belongs to. I want to talk to them about how the ocean is not a dumpster for their crap

⚔️swashbuckled Follow

looks like blackbeard's?? @blackbeard

🎣managainstbeast

not mine mate

👃ilostmynoseatspanishjackiez Follow

forgot to switch to your sideblog? 👀

🎣managainstbeast

blocked

#posts from the fishing boat

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[adorkastock]

It's time for the annual AdorkaStock LGBTQ+ Pride fundraiser event!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Every year in June I do a special event to support these three orgs:

🏳️‍🌈 The Trevor Project, a nonprofit organization founded in 1998 focused on suicide prevention efforts among LGBTQIA+ folks 🏳️‍⚧️The Theater Offensive, a theater company in Boston focused on liberating art by, for, and about queer and trans people of color that transcends artistic boundaries, celebrates cultural abundance, and dismantles oppression. 🏳️‍🌈Transgender Emergency Fund MA, providing assistance for low-income and homeless transgender people living in Massachusetts since 2008.

100% of the profits from the sale of this pack from June 1 – June 30 2024 will be donated. 🥳 This year’s pack includes some retired themed packs pull from the archive for a total of 187 full body pose references with 2+ models.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Help me reach my goal of $1,000 to donate! Grab a pack now for $5+!

[creations-by-chaosfay]

Earlier this month, my husband lost his job. Unemployment had made changes to their program, resulting in a massive glitch that resulted in no one receiving unemployment assistance. We've been doing alright, but today we have $62, and we won't have any money until May 1st.

I have several shop listings available for purchase, digital downloads included, and many start at $0 with the option to Pay What You Want. Commissions are open as well, but I think some of y'all are well aware of that by now.

I do accept donations as well, but I would much rather sell my work. If you opt for donating, here are several options, not including the option to donate on ko-fi.

If you choose to use the PayPal option, mark it as a gift. Otherwise, it will require I mail you what it assumes you're paying for.

We'll be mostly alright after May 1st. All my sales and commissions have gone towards my ko-fi goal thus far. But we need fuel and food, and we have a bill coming out soon. As for exactly how much we need right now, $187 for the bill, $25 should be enough to cover fuel for the month, and groceries I'm gonna guess $100 should get us the bare basic essentials for a few days.

If you can't help financially, I kindly request you share my shop and commission information on whatever social media you use. I'm on only tumblr.

[lacikata]

Komunikasi.

“Laki-laki memang diciptakan nggak peka, mau apa-apa ya silakan diskusiin, nggak bisa laki-laki tuh sesuai keinginan perempuan, yang benar aja disalahin apalagi suruh nebak-nebak harus gimana, harus apa. Jadi bukan cuek dan nggak peka.

Sebenarnya kadang memang kita perempuannya kebangetan.

Sulit ngadepin masalah pake logika, maunya ngikutin apa praduga kita doang.

Udah dijelasin begini-begitu sampai benar banget tapi kita perempuannya masih ambekan.

Sampai datang rasa capeknya suami.

Suami kalau udah salah dikit, susah benarinnya. Pasti ngambeknya istri lebih parah, susah didandanin. Perkara jawaban suami yang terkesan jadi cuek sebenarnya jawaban dia udah nggak tahu lagi harus apa.

Karena dijelasin salah. Didiemin, suruh jawab dan diskusi.

Coba ingat-ingat aja, kadang perempuannya yang kufur nikmat. Sudah ia diberikan suami, sudahlah suami bertanggung jawab menafkahi, sudahlah dibantu suami, suami salah satu; kebaikannya ketutup semua.

Nggak ada semua yang mau istri, ada di suami semua.

Mana tahu nih ya, kita sebagai istri yang kurang introspeksi.”

Bercermin dari kisah Syuraih Al-Qadhi rahimahullah, ketika di malam pertama Syuraih melihat istrinya adalah wanita yang sangat cantik, kemudian Syuraih berwudu dan salat dua raka’at sebagai wujud rasa syukur kepada Allah Subhanahu Wata’ala. Setelah Syuraih mengucapkan salam ternyata Syuraih dapati istrinya bermakmum di belakangnya.

Syuraih pun mendekatinya, ingin menyentuh dahi istrinya dan berdoa. Namun, istrinya mengatakan, “Tunggu sebentar.” kemudian dilanjutkan, “Aku minta maaf. Aku adalah wanita yang asing bagimu. Aku tidak mengetahui akhlakmu. Tolong jelaskan hal-hal yang kau sukai niscaya aku akan melakukannya dan jelaskan hal-hal yang tidak kau sukai niscaya aku akan meninggalkannya sehingga aku bisa menjaga dan menghargai dirimu.”

Syuraih pun menjelaskan hal-hal yang disukainya dan hal-hal yang tidak disukainya. Setelah itu, istrinya bertanya kembali, “Maaf, mengenai tetangga-tetanggamu. Siapa yang kau sukai mereka berkunjung kepadaku, yang aku bergaul dengan mereka dan yang kau tidak sukai?”

Istri bertanya pada suami, sebab istri adalah orang baru dan tidak mengetahui lingkungan suaminya. Syuraih pun menjelaskan, “Keluarga fulan adalah keluarga baik silakan kau bergaul dengan mereka, keluarga fulan jangan.”

Dan pertanyaan-pertanyaan lainnya. Di sinilah, dalam berumah tangga perlu saling memahami, paham kewajiban-kewajiban seorang istri sebagai istri dan sebaliknya. Seorang istri pun perlu memahami tabiat suaminya.

Allah Subhanahu Wata’ala mengatakan, “Mereka adalah pakaian bagimu, dan kamu pun adalah pakaian bagi mereka.” (QS. Al-Baqarah: 187)

Pakaian jika tidak pas tidak enak, adakalanya dipermak. Seperti itulah pakaian, ketika seorang wanita melihat suaminya memiliki kebiasaan, “Aku ini tidak suka makan jengkol.” maka si istri jangan masak jengkol. Suami tahu istri masak jengkol bisa memicu keributan.

Dalam berumah tangga perlu kedewasaan, kesiapan dalam menerima kekurangan pasangan dan tidak menuntut kesempurnaan dalam bersikap, bertutur kata, tindak-tanduk, perhatian dan pelayanan dari pasangan.

Bercermin dari kisah Syuraih dan istrinya yaitu tentang keterbukaan dan lancar dalam berkomunikasi. Keduanya tidak menggunakan metode tebak-tebakan, tidak menggunakan prinsip, “Jika engkau benar-benar mencintaiku tentu engkau mengetahui apa keinginan kekasih hatimu.”, “Jika engkau benar-benar cinta, engkau pasti tahu di mana letak kesalahanmu.”, atau ungkapan lain yang semisal.

Syuraih dan istrinya memulai kehidupan berumah tangga dengan daftar hal-hal yang disukai dan sebaliknya. Syuraih menyampaikan secara detail hal-hal yang ingin didapatkan dari istrinya dan hal-hal yang tidak ingin dilakukan dan diperbuat oleh istrinya. Demikian juga sebaliknya. Daftar-daftar tersebut betul-betul mereka jadikan panduan teknis dalam mengarungi kehidupan berumah tangga. Inilah yang diperlukan, saling mempelajari dan memahami satu sama lain.

*kisah Syuraih dikutip dari penjabaran Ust. Aris Munandar حَفِظَهُ اللهُ dan Ust. Riza Basalamah حَفِظَهُ اللهُ

“Don’t assume your partner knows about everything you expect in a relationship. Let them know. A relationship should be based on communication, not on assumption.” – Turcois Ominek.

[rainedragon]

I talked myself out of this bag at Kate Spade the other day because it's beige and like, what would I wear with it in beige? But it's on sale for $187 and I'm sorely tempted....

[wariofranchisefanblog]

Wario commenting on Toad in a history of Toad article in Nintendo World Magazine 187.

From what I can gather, he says he let Toad participate in Wario's Woods and now wants a cut from the Captain Toad Treasure Tracker sales in return, but feel free to correct.

[asaka-lucy-dr-rc]

レインコードのアートブックで狛枝凪斗の文字を見ることになろうだなんて全く予想だにしてなさすぎて勢いで2コマ漫画を描きました。ネタバレ見たくない人もいるだろうから折りたたんでますので大丈夫な人だけ続きをドウゾ ⚠️アートブックにしか出てこないキャラクターがいるので、読んでない人にとってはなんのこっちゃな可能性があります

I never expected to see the name "狛枝凪斗" in the art book of RAIN CODE, and I couldn't help but draw a short manga. I folded it because some people might not want to see the art book spoiler, so expand it if you don't mind. ⚠️ There are characters that only appear in the art book, so if you haven't read it, you might not get along.

187ページにある初期企画資料に載ってる音楽番���内のランキングの10位に絶対希望バースデーが入っててめちゃめちゃ笑った😂😂😂 もし狛枝が出演してたらこんな感じなのかなっていう漫画です。

I laughed so hard when I saw "絶対希望バースデー" in an art of a music program on page 187 😂😂😂. It is a parody of a famous Japanese music show in which the musicians of the top 10 songs in sales rankings appear and perform in turn, and "絶対希望バースデー" is in the top 10. So this is a manga about what it would be like if Nagito were actually in the show.

Kume: Coming in at #10 this week is Nagito Komaeda's song. Congratulations! Nagito: Thank you very much. I am honored to be invited to such a historic music program, even for a piece of trash like me. Tetsuko: So does that mean that anyone lower than 10th place is less than a piece of trash? Kume: Hey, Tetsuko!

Shinigami: Hey, look, master. There's a person on TV who seems unlucky. Yuma: Huh, really? He's smiling and seems pretty happy. What's more, he looks like a good person... Shinigami: Damn, you're so quick to judge people by their looks! Yuma: That sounds just like you, doesn't it!?

[thesunsethour]

welcome back to part 3 of eve procrastinating her final exams by ranking her favourite songs by her favourite artists. today it is The Beatles' turn

(as always i must stress this is my opinion only. but i am also very nosey, so please tell me *your* opinions too)

(i'm ignoring songs in different languages, naked versions, and also any cover songs, so focusing exclusively on anything penned by lennon-mccartney or harrison or starr)

(this took me a week and a half. for context my killers' list took two days and hozier took four hours)

without further ado:

189. Wild Honey Pie (spoiler alert: i'm not a white album fanatic)

188.       Dig It (vibey but odd little song)

187.       Maggie Mae (didn't know for years this was a liverpool folk song)

186.       Only A Northern Song (not weird enough to justify itself)

185.       Revolution 9 (it achieves john's goal. still hate it though)

184.       All Together Now (worse precursor to the frog chorus)

183.       It’s All Too Much (i would like to apologise to yellow submarine)

182.       Flying (criminal that this is so far down actually. i only have myself to blame)

181.       I’ll Get You (bit samey)

180.       Savoy Truffle (i wrote down 'harrison's own muzak')

179.       Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey (wtf john)

178.       Thank You Girl  (harmonica has been utilised better)

177.       Every Little Thing (pretty okay)

176.       You Like Me Too Much (george still in songwriting training)

175.       I Want To Tell You (the beginning of george's 'i don't know' refrain in his songs. keep an ear out)

174.       The Inner Light (SO very george)

173.       Her Majesty (i'm irish so this had to be this low)

172.       You Can’t Do That (great john vocals here tbh)

171.       Honey Pie (you can so clearly hear the music hall inspiration. very paul)

170.       When I Get Home (bit samey but catchy enough)

169.       There’s a Place (better harmonica)

168.       I Need You (lovely harmonies)

167.       Not a Second Time (i always forget this song exists sorry to john lennon)

166.       It’s Only Love (i always think this ones on rubber soul)

165.       I’ll Cry Instead (conversely this is very beatles for sale coded i think!)

164.       Little Child (i am a sucker for the harmonica it has to be said)

163.       You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) (really campy ad-libs. a fan)

162.       I’m a Loser (john's voice is so deep in this one??)

161.       I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party (little foot tapper of a song)

160.       Piggies (george had been reading orwell! good for him)

159.       Don’t Pass Me By (ringo! hello!)

158.       I’ll Be Back (solid enough)

157.       Doctor Robert (one of the earliest examples of 'we will sing a song about a little random man')

156.       If I Needed Someone (solid george effort)

155.       Why Don’t We Do It In The Road (apparently about two monkeys fucking. okay paul)

154.       Baby’s in Black  (clever little lyrics)

153.       It Won’t Be Long (adore the coming home line)

152.       All I’ve Got to Do (sweet enough little thing)

151.       Hold Me Tight (classic paul asking for love. a staple of the genre)

150.       What Goes On (hiiiii Ringo!)

149.       Yer Blues (my notes say 'proto-morrissey-esque, but worse)

148.       Good Night (reminds me of a musical song. also originally thought this was a paul song)

147.       She’s a Woman (really dynamic paul vocals)

146.       What You’re Doing (solid paul job)

145.       No Reply (i cannot think of this song without hearing the bloopers of YOUR FACE)

144.       Happiness Is A Warm Gun (i may get killed for having this so low. reminder that this is only my opinion)

143.       Don’t Bother Me (i *think* this is the first album song that george ever wrote!)

142.       P.S. I Love You (he loves his epistolary songs does Paul)

141.       I’m Just Happy to Dance With You (another solid foot tapper)

140.       Any Time At All (love the piano in this)

139.       I’m So Tired (same)

138.       Birthday (i hate the beginning of this song with a visceral passion. rest is grand)

137.       The Night Before (very '50s)

136.       Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) (the only bad thing about this song is that it means the album is over)

135.       Another Girl (bitchy little paul song)

134.       Tell Me What You See (song gets better as it goes on i think)

133.       The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill (hello yoko)

132.       Long, Long, Long (reminds me of my sweet lord)

131.       Ask Me Why (real jazzy like)

130.       Rocky Raccoon (i'm not mad on this song but the middle is so catchy it reels me in)

129.       Old Brown Shoe (ringo reference check!)

128.       Revolution 1 (not as good as revolution the single)

127.       Cry Baby Cry (love paul's little jaunty section)

126.       Yes It Is (sexy)

125.       Dig A Pony ("everything has got to be just like you want it toohoohoohoohoohooo"

124.       The Word (reminds me of grease)

123.       Hey Bulldog (some bits of music here remind me of 'Across the Universe')

122.       I’m Looking Through You (GREAT guitar)

121.       Sexy Sadie (can't remember which journalist said that AM's 4 out of 5 has this vibe and YEAH)

120.       I Me Mine (i will always adore the "flowing more freely than wine" lyric. thank you george"

119.       Things We Said Today (paul's so good in this one)

118.       Tell Me Why (catchy bop)

117.       Run For Your Life ("that's the end" SO good)

116.       Good Day Sunshine (nicely jaunty)

115.       Rain (love the instrumentation in this one)

114.       I Will (quintessential mccartney this)

113.       Love You To (making this list and hearing george's improvement as a songwriter was amazing actually)

112.       Octopus’s Garden (bless ringo)

111.       I Feel Fine (SO catchy)

110.       With A Little Help From My Friends (ringo's very best)

109.       Martha My Dear (i'm scared of dogs but i'll let this one go)

108.       Drive My Car (the beeps beeps always annoyed me as a kid)

107.       For You Blue (it is what it says - sweet and lovely)

106.       Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (love the laughter in it)

105.       Good Morning Good Morning (the guitar here is simply too cool for this song. elevates it greatly)

104.       You’re Going To Lose That Girl (beach boys vibes?)

103.       She Said She Said (john and george buddies and pals)

102.       Wait (john and paul's voices go SO well together do you ever get emotional)

101.       Think For Yourself (ANOTHER great foot tapper)

100.       I’m Down (well *somebody* thinks they're elvis)

99.         Misery (just. great structurally)

98.         I Should Have Known Better ("this could only happen to me" oh, john)

97.         Can’t Buy Me Love (one of the more Lennonesque mccartney songs)

96.         One After 909 (how did paul not know what this was about for over a decade)

95.         I’ve Just Seen a Face (absolutely gorgeous guitar)

94.         This Boy (thaaaasss boyyyy)

93.         You Won’t See Me (fab little chorus)

92.         Maxwell’s Silver Hammer (BANG BANG MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD 🔨 🔨🔨)

91.         Dear Prudence ("the clouds will be a daisy chain" is a line i've always adored)

90.         Yellow Submarine (i remember being 6 and our teacher playing this for us on her guitar)

89.         Mean Mr Mustard (love when john does a bit of narrative songwriting)

88.         Revolution (superior revolution version)

87.         Now and Then (cried on the tram on the way to college listening to this when it came out. as you were)

86.         Polythene Pam (love when their accent peaks through)

85.         Baby, You’re A Rich Man (a true lennon-mccartney collab with john not finishing something and paul adding his two cents, or rather, ten or twenty cents)

84.         Hello, Goodbye (i love the end of this song so so much)

83.         Mother Nature’s Son (soft and sweet, poignant but not sappy, one of the most underrated beatles songs of all time)

82.         Free As A Bird (cried listening to this too)

81.         Glass Onion (intertextual metanarrative: the song)

80.         Taxman (baby's first political song <3)

79.         I Wanna Be Your Man (hiiiiii again ringo)

78.         From Me To You (harmonica time again baby!)

77.         Being For The Benefit of Mr Kite! (i think of this as a spooky halloween waltz)

76.         Within You Without You (quintessential george)

75.         I’m Only Sleeping (underrated on revolver methinks)

74.         Your Mother Should Know (these songs WERE a hit before my mother was born)

73.         All My Loving (pure vintage mccartney)

72.         Do You want to Know a Secret (baby george and his fab vocals)

71.         Here Comes The Sun (okay nobody kill me. stop looking at me like that. its been winter for seventeen months george i can't fucking see the sun)

70.         Julia (so beautiful)

69.         Love Me Do (how were they pop song professionals already?)

68.         I Saw Her Standing There (paul loves a good scream in the middle of a song)

67.         A Hard Day’s Night (most iconic beginning of any song ever)

66.         Magical Mystery Tour (he loves a bus does paul)

65.         And Your Bird Can Sing (john's vocals are GREAT here)

64.         Sun King (the superior sun song on abbey road)

63.         Please Please Me (just. iconic)

62.         Eight Days a Week (for how good it is i can't believe paul didn't play it live till like 2013 or smth)

61.         Real Love (i never knew this was a beatles song when i was a kid!)

60.         The End ("the love you take is equal to the love you make"... yeah...)

59.         Back in the USSR ("my-my-my-my-" very billy joel actually)

58.         Ticket to Ride (mouth-watering guitar)

57.         For No One (the wario of 'And Your Bird Can Sing' no i won't explain further)

56.         All You Need Is Love (the she loves you yeah yeah yeahs at the end...)

55.         Blue Jay Way (so wonderfully eerie to me)

54.         She Loves You (love the long and powerful held note on the last "glad")

53.         I Want To Hold Your Hand (they were children my god)

52.         Across the Universe (some of my favourite vocals)

51.         Carry That Weight (paul going through it, writing bangers)

50.         Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (desmond and molly jones are close friends of mine at this stage)

49.         Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (overrated a bit imo but still simply iconic)

48.         Penny Lane (sorry paul, john won the MMT round w strawberry fields but its okay this song still is a bop)

47.         Tomorrow Never Knows (fucking well done on this one lads. love it)

46.         Getting Better ("a little better all the time" v "it can't get no worse" is just. peak lennon mccartney)

45.         Got To Get You Into My Life (INSTANT banger)

44.         Michelle (i am a sucker for french as long as its not spoken by french people <3)

43.         Lovely Rita (i always loved this one because paul says "book" like how my nanny says it)

42.         Helter Skelter (loud, fast, and brilliant)

41.         Get Back (billy preston the man that you were)

40.         She Came In Through The Bathroom Window (best of the abbey road medley)

39.         I’ve Got a Feeling (i LOVE paul's deep voice)

38.         When I’m Sixty Four (i love paul's granny music. sue me)

37.         Come Together (john was so good at writing these nonsense songs)

36.         The Fool on The Hill (adore the "ohHhHhHhHhHhh")

35.         Fixing a Hole ("when i'm wrong, i'm right" is so very paul)

34.         Girl (BRILLIANT middle)

33.         Help! (vulnerable without overdoing it. just fantastic)

32.         Day Tripper (unashamedly sexy)

31.         And I Love Her (i love basically everything about this song. ranking got so hard from here)

30.         You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away (john was ON IT for Help!)

29.         Nowhere Man (my brother thinks this will be the name of john's biopic)

28.         Lady Madonna (my favourite genre of paul songs are songs where he voyeuristically imagines someone's life. they always slap)

27.         Paperback Writer (i also write at shitty newspapers and want to be a paperback writer. this song feels too targeted)

26.         In My Life (so pretty. SO pretty)

25.         The Ballad of John and Yoko (imagine the vibes in the recording studio. john. yoko. paul. and yet they made this banger)

24.         Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) (my first ever favourite beatles song. has since been demoted but i still adore it)

23.         I am the Walrus (john at his weirdest best)

22.         She’s Leaving Home (i love when they write narratively)

21.         If I Fell (angelic harmonies)

20.         Don’t Let Me Down (fifth beatle billy preston supremacy)

19.         Because ("love is all, love is you"

18.         I Want You (She’s So Heavy) (vocals, instruments, lyrics, vibes, all incredible)

17.         Two Of Us (and if i said this was the best album opener?)

16.         Here, There, and Everywhere (paul says this is his favourite beatles song and you know what? he's so right for that)

15.         Oh! Darling (wario of the long and winding road. no i will not elaborate either)

14.         You Never Give Me Your Money ("OUT OF COLLEGE MONEY SPENT SEE NO FUTURE PAY NOT RENT" that is... me right this actual moment)

13.         Something (george said is anyone else gonna write one of the best love songs of all time? no okay i guess i will. and he did.)

12.         Golden Slumbers (cried to this as well. must stress i am not one to cry)

11.         Eleanor Rigby (the pinnacle of the MVS - McCartney Voyeuristic Storytelling)

10.         A Day in The Life (orchestra used to scare me when i was younger)

9.           While My Guitar Gently Weeps (george's best beatles song hands down)

8.           I’ll Follow the Sun (THE MOST UNDERRATED BEATLES SONG and i will die on this hill

7.           Yesterday (my father's favourite beatles song)

6.           The Long and Winding Road (my go to song to sing in the shower for some reason?)

5.           We Can Work It Out (pure lennon-mccartney baby!)

4.           Let It Be (the first and only song i ever learnt on ukulele and i was so proud of it)

3.           Strawberry Fields Forever (do i even have to say anything?)

2.           Blackbird (everything about this song is so beautifully perfect. paul mccartney is the best songwriter of all time okay. i've spent days upon days at this list and it's now making me emotional)

1.           Hey Jude (there's a reason it tops so many best songs of all time lists. a perfect 10. no notes. iconic. the first beatles song i played on repeat. would die slash kill to experience this live)

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#187 Buried in Barstow (2022)

Hazel King (Angie Harmon) fue una asesina a sueldo que tuvo que escapar de esa vida, ya que había nacido su bebé Joy (Lauren Richards), pero esa vida no se puede dejar nunca del todo atrás.

Pero todos tenemos un límite y ahora que Joy tiene 20 años y ha empezado una relación con un joven conflictivo llamado Travis (Timothy Granaderos). Joy ha dejado la universidad de medicina por culpa del joven y ahora está trabajando en el restaurante de su madre para poder ganar dinero.

Joy, manipulada por Travis, le pide a su madre el dinero de la universidad para empezar una vida con su novio, a lo que esta se niega, y esto hace que Travis la golpee. Pese a que su madre le advierte sobre el joven, Joy no hace caso y Hazel decide tomarse la justicia por su mano para que la deje en paz.

Travis no sabe quién es Hazel y lo que es capaz de hacer por su hija, se lo lleva de su taller golpeándolo y lo lleva al desierto, donde le advierte por última vez que deje de ser un gilipollas y deje en paz a su hija.

De vuelta a la cafetería y prometiéndole a su hija que no tiene ni idea de lo ocurrido con Travis, este desaparece por mucho que su Joy insiste. Al mismo tiempo aparece en su cafetería un hombre que no puede pagar la comida y lo contrata para que sea el lavaplatos de su cafetería, ayudando a su cocinero Javier (George Paez). Este desconocido llamado Elliot (Kristoffer Polaha) guarda un secreto que Hazel no tarda en descubrir.

Elliot era un cardio cirujano que tuvo un accidente de coche por ir bebido en el que murió su prometida y por el que había pasado algunos años en la cárcel.

Al mismo tiempo, sus antiguos compañeros van en busca de Hazel para que se reúna con su antiguo jefe, amenazándola con la vida de su hija si se niega.

Elliot y Hazel se acuestan en el remolque que ella le alquila a él para que pueda subsistir, pero aunque él intenta ser sincero, sabe que ella no es del todo sincera con él y algo oculta.

Su ex jefe le hace un nuevo encargo a Hazel que se ve incapaz de cumplir y decide matar a sus extorsionadores, pero aunque le sale bien, todo se vuelve extraño. Alguien más ronda la cafetería, lo que Hazel no sabe es que van en busca de Javier para llevárselo.

Hazel intenta evitarlo, pero le disparan dos veces cayendo al suelo, Elliot intenta sostenerla mientras llaman a la ambulancia...

Así termina la primera temporada de esta TV serie.

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Palestine related summary. April 8 to April 14, 2024 - from LetsTalkPalestine. Quote.

April 8. Day 185

•⁠ 38 Palestinians killed, 47 injured in Gaza in last 24 hours

⚖️ Nicaragua presented its case against Germany today at ICJ, Germany will conclude the hearing tomorrow — check back then for our summary

🇺🇳 UN membership committee received State of Palestine’s application for membership after Fatah-controlled PLO request for renewed consideration of its 2011 application

🚚 Israel says 322 aid trucks entered south Gaza, but still inadequate + gave no convoys access to north. Uncertainty on its delivery as Israel blocks UNRWA’s movements + raised concerns after @ wckitchen attack that killed 7

•⁠ Israeli forces raid, assault & abduct people at funeral of martyred Palestinian Walid Daqqa who was killed yesterday by Israeli medical negligence

🇯🇴 Unknown man approached Jordanian crossing to occupied Palestine & opened fire on Israeli patrol car on Saturday. He didn’t infiltrate the border & fled. No casualties

🇱🇧 Israeli air strikes on south Lebanon kill 3 incl. Hezbollah commander

"Middle East Eye", instagram stories quote of April 8, Nicaraguan representative on ICJ, questioning Germany's support of Israel.

April 9. Skipped Day.

April 10. Day 187 - Eid

• 122 Palestinians killed, 56 injured in past 24 hours

• Israel murdered Hamas political leader Ismail Haniyeh‘s 3 sons + 3 grandkids in targeted missile attack on their car while meeting family on Eid

🇮🇪🇪🇸🇲🇹🇸🇮 Ireland, Spain, Malta & Slovenia commit to recognizing Palestinian statehood; Ireland in the coming weeks & Spain by July

🇹🇷 Turkey’s new export restrictions to Israel can increase Israeli property & rent prices by bans on steel, cement & granite

• Israeli army to establish new border crossing to north Gaza, refusing to open previously promised Beit Hanoun crossing claiming fear of blockade from Israeli protestors, the new crossing is in more remote location

🇬🇧 UK gov’t ignores their lawyers’ advice to halt arms sales to avoid culpability. UK Foreign Sec insists they evaluated arms licenses & will continue sending to Israel

• 30+ Israeli settlers attack Ramallah (West Bank) firing live bullets & torched a barn, injuring 4 Palestinians, incl. a 15 y/o

April 11. Day 188

•⁠ 63 Palestinians killed, 45 injured in last 24 hours

•⁠ ⁠Israel bombs Nuseirat camp in central Gaza, attacking 2 mosques & 2 schools, killing 5 & injuring many

🇳🇮 Nicaragua closes its embassy in Berlin after its ICJ case vs Germany for facilitating genocide by giving Israel military & financial aid

•⁠ ⁠Israel shuts down town of Jayyus in West Bank for 5th day, blocking Palestinians from leaving their homes during Ramadan & Eid. Israeli forces are storming homes, abducting Palestinians & seizing homes as temporary army bases, even confiscating & destroying kids’ toys

•⁠ ⁠IOF abduct 14 y/o girl in West Bank while photographing landscapes w/ her phone

•⁠ Hundreds of Israelis rally in Jerusalem, calling for ground invasion of "safe zone" Rafah to achieve "complete victory"

🇺🇳 UN Security Council issues statement expressing "grave concern" over "horrific" Israeli attack that killed 7 @ wckitchen aid workers, calling for investigation + Israel to improve aid entry & delivery

April 12. Day 189

• 89 Palestinians killed, 120 injured in last 24 hours

• Israeli settlers raid town near Ramallah (West Bank), protected by Israeli forces; shot & killed Jihad Afif + set fire to 7 homes & 20 cars + arbitrarily shot people & ambulances, injuring 35 w/ bullets & severe beatings

🇩🇪 Germany refused entry & detained Dr. Ghassan Abu Sitta at airport, expected to speak at a German Palestine conference on surviving 43 days of genocide. German police cracked down on the event, canceling it midway

• Israel launches fierce attack on Nuseirat camp (central Gaza), killing 5 people & injuring 70+ incl. 2 journalists

🇳🇴 Norway joins Ireland & Spain, ready to recognize a Palestinian state. Ireland is close but aims to coordinate on timing w/ other like-minded states

• Barely 3 months into the year, 2024 marks record amount of Israel seizing land in West Bank, likely future settlements — so far 2,743 acres seized

• Israeli attack on home in Gaza City killed 29 people, dozens injured

[Iran specific updates for April 13, in next post]

April 13 to April 14.

Non-Iran Updates on Palestine you may have missed

• 52 Palestinians killed, 95 injured in Gaza within 24 hours yesterday

• UN warns that cases of waterborne diseases are spreading in Gaza from no access to clean water & the weather is getting warmer. WHO already recorded 345,000+ cases of diarrhea including 105,000 in children under 5 since Oct 7

• Israel has been heavily bombarding Nuseirat camp (central Gaza) since Wednesday. Yesterday they targeted 3 schools + several homes, killing 19 and injuring 200 within 24 hours, majority women & children

• Israeli settler’s expanded raids all of yesterday in the West Bank, a raid on Abu Falah near Ramallah injured 5 Palestinians + several settler attacks reported in various areas of the West Bank. Israeli army had sent in additional troops to West Bank, fortifying border checkpoints

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Pour des raisons propres à mon âge (enfin... ''propres'', je ne sais pas. Mais pas ''sales'', non plus !) je viens de passer 3 jours dans un grand service cardiologique parisien pour remettre à niveau (ça veut dire : ''changer'') des vieux ''Stents'' semés ici et là dans les années 2000. Trois journées sans smart-phone, sans ordinateur, sans presse, sans contact avec le monde officiel, et j'ai bravement résisté à la... ''Stent-ation'' d'allumer la belle télé mise à ma disposition : car même si vous êtes malade, l'Etat se réserve le droit de vous intoxiquer autant que tout le reste du temps. Malade ou sain, vous avez un droit constitutionnel à être désinformé !

Sous forte pression d'Esculape et d'Hippocrate, je dois rester allongé 8 jours (NB : Compte là dessus !) par obligation et par prudence. J'ai donc tout le temps voulu pour rattraper un temps officiellement réputé ''perdu'' puisque passé à autre chose qu'à (se) réciter les versets ravageurs de la doxa macronienne. Je me suis donc plongé dans les bobards des journalistes, et je ne suis pas revenu de ce que j'ai lu : ce qui peut se dire et se faire comme énormes conneries en trois petites journées seulement est, exactement, incroyable ! Pourtant, en matière de ''Communication'', la France, grâce à ses célèbres Galeries Lafayette, a toujours été un précurseur. Souvenez-vous... C'est dès le début des années '70 que le slogan : ''Il se passe toujours quelque chose aux Galeries Lafayette'' est devenu un clin d’œil pour et entre tous les français, comme une partie de cette ''culture'' que leur dénie Macron !

J'étais alors directeur général des 187 grands magasins des ''Nouvelles Galeries'' et, en tant que tel, extrêmement proche du grand Monsieur qu'était Etienne Moulin, président des unes (GL) et actionnaire de référence des autres (NG). La France vivait encore au rythme des 30 glorieuses, et recherchait l'élégance et la qualité –qui passaient alors très loin avant le critère unique à en être obsessionnel du mercantile ''prix le plus bas, quoi qu'il en coûte''. En ces temps heureux, (mais on ne le savait pas !), nos grands magasins se sont mis à organiser de belles expositions, à la place des musées qui n'en faisaient plus –pour avoir l'air ''social'' ! Se rendant compte du ridicule où ils s'étaient mis (en ce temps-là, le ridicule tuait déjà moins, mais tuait encore !), les musées se sont mis à jouer aux magasins ! Tout le monde y a perdu.

Mais là où cette tendance à l'inversion des rôles à commencé à devenir très grave, c'est lorsque, il y a quelque 7 ans, à la Pyramide du musée du Louvre, un jeune ''le plus jeune président jamais élu en France'' (qui a réussi, un très court instant, à faire croire aux français, que ''immaturité et pucelage politique'' pouvaient être un avantage compétitif) à qui le groupuscule terroriste dit ''Bildenberg / Davos'' avait déjà donné l'ordre d'assassiner notre labourage et notre pâturage au nom de l'Europe --boulot pas encore terminé, mais en bon chemin, pour ces tueurs de toute humanité--, a ratatiné la France à une scène de théâtre qui imiterait les Galeries Lafayette : ''En France, il se passe sans cesse n'importe quoi !''.

En ce moment, par exemple, la mode officielle est de se moquer, style ''ouaf, ouaf, ouaf'', des soi-disant bobards soi-disant lancés par Trump... alors que, en menaçant sans cesse la Russie de l'envahir (?) si elle gagne en Ukraine –ce qui est évidemment déjà fait, la Crimée et le Donbass, parties russes de l'Ukraine, étant revenus en russophonie, à leur place--, on erre dans une logorrhée de mots privés de sens. Gros titre, donc, barrant la ''une'' du plus grand quotidien du matin, hier : ''Macron et Scholtz proclament d'une seule voix qu'ils ne laisseront pas la Russie gagner en Ukraine''... en oubliant, soigneusement, de préciser ce que veut dire ''gagner'' dans ces rodomontades... qui cachent plus de désaccords et d'opposition(s) qu'on ne peut en imaginer, les allemands (rarement faciles, dans toute négociation) refusant ET l'envoi d'hommes ET le grand emprunt demandés par Paris. Traduction en clair : qu'il ait tort ou raison (chacun ayant son opinion qui est donc la bonne, pour lui !), Poutine peut continuer à faire ce qu'il veut, ce n'est pas de là que viendra la menace, pour lui ! ''La voix de la France, c'est Parole, parole, parole...''.

Et notre ''le plus jeune président jamais etc'' de se pavaner en affirmant qu'il ''assume'' (sic ! En l'écoutant, on se dit qu'il est possible, après tout, que certaines couches de la jeune population française actuelle n'aient, effectivement, pas la moindre ''culture française''. Mais de là à généraliser...). ''Il assume ?'', mais quoi ? Eh ! Bien... ''La décision d'envoyer à la mort des jeunes hommes et quelques jeunes femmes qui ont eu le tort de ne pas voir qu'on les menait en bateau''... (Nous parlerons très vite du vrai faux / faux vrai danger que représente Poutine, c'est promis). Mais un nouveau sujet d'inquiétude surgit : 34 % des répondants à un sondage ''Figaro'' diraient avoir été convaincus par la lamentable prestation de Macron sur ses terreurs puériles d'un envahisseur russe qui, dans le monde réel, est exsangue et KO debout pour une bonne décennie ! Devant tant de ''suivistes impénitents'', il y a de quoi trembler pour les élections à venir !

Autre chapitre d'étonnement permanent : en panthéonisant l'assassinat de bébés sans défense, on a pris un risque que la gauche dit historique alors qu'il n'est qu'hystérique (cf les danses de joie des partisans d'écraser le crâne de bébés parfaitement viables dans le ventre de leur mère d'où on pourra les sortir ensuite par petits morceaux ensanglantés) : c'est, qu'on le veuille ou non –car les mots ont un sens-- choisir la mort contre la vie, en une rupture totale avec toute l'histoire de l'humanité... tout en faisant croire qu'on voudrait repeupler la France... Mais quels menteurs !

En restant deux secondes encore sur les mots, on peut –on doit !-- se demander si ceux qui circulent (ex. : tuer en osant parler de fraternité... ou ouvrir la porte en grande pompe à des évolutions dont il ne se peut pas qu'elles n'aillent pas que dans le pire sens possible) ne marquent pas un terrible effondrement du vocabulaire dont nos meneurs ont pris l'habitude de ne se servir que pour obscurcir la vision de leurs semblables. Du vocabulaire, mais aussi de la civilisation, de nos mœurs, et de nous-mêmes. Comme le dit le Sénateur Léonetti, ''La France a choisi de s'aligner sur les moins-disants éthiques''... et ça, c'est un drame, historique. Nos bardes chantent Badinter et Simone Weil, et –''en même temps'', bien entendu-- ils ''panthéon-constitutionnalisent'' tout ce contre quoi ces deux personnalités se sont battues toute leur existence... Pauvre France !

H-Cl.