#17 games and barely any lesbians bruh

[dlartistanon]

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[biggaybunny]

RULES: Tag 10 people you want to know better

Relationship Status: Single & ready to fall in love with any pretty girl who shows me the least bit of affection.

Favorite colors: Purple. Violet.

Pets: No pets :( . My doggo (a border terrier) lives with my parents but she’s getting very old.

Last song I listened to: Uhhhhhh idk cause I listen to pandora all the time but it was probably something by OMFG

First Fandom: Hmm. I guess pokemon? I was huge into it back in the day. Didn’t really interact with “fandoms” online until mlp though.

Hobbies: Self-loathing, depression naps, and video games.

Favorite Book: probbers Fire Logic by Laurie J. Marks

Worst thing I’ve eaten: I’m a lifelong vegetarian and can’t stomach meat (it’s not a snobby thing, like I mean physically) so I was definitely accidentally fed pork by a pizza place once and got food poisoning (or something akin) from it.

Favorite Place: Bed.

1. Are you named after someone? Nope, I named myself something I thought sounded right at the time.

2. When is the last time you cried? When I thought my friends & I were going to lose our rented house and have to go separate ways.

3. Do you like your handwriting? Meh? It’s better than it was in grade school. It’s legible, mostly.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Uhhhh tofu :P

5. Do you have kids? Bruh I can barely take care of me.

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Weird question? I guess probably. I like people who gush about their interests.

7. Do you use sarcasm? Is this even a question??? Like, yes, I am not a 80 year old nun from rural bolovia or something???

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Last I checked

9. Would you bungee jump? I would die.

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Oreo O’s. Or cinnamon toast crunch.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Most of the time.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Fuck no.

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Prolly cherry. We’re talking the real shit, none of that weak-ass Cherry Garcia from B&Js

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Usually whatever they’re holding, if anything.

15. Red or pink? Pink most of the time.

16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Bruh. I’m trans. I’m not boiling this down to 1 thing.

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Teal pj bottoms, blue slippers

18. What was the last thing you ate? Shitty garlic bread.

19. What are you listening to right now? I turned it off to focus on writing this but I had a vod of a livestreamer playing FTL going for background noise earlier.

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black

21. Favorite smell? Strawberries

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My dad

23. Favorite sport to watch? yeah right

24. Hair color? Brown. Gets kinda straw-colored in the summer sometimes

25. Eye color? Green-gray

26. Do you wear contacts? Nah, glasses. Only had ‘em for like a year.

27. Favorite food to eat? Burritos. Don’t ask me why, but I am always in the mood for a burrito.

28. Scary movies or comedy? Well, not scary movies, that’s for sure. I have literally been scared by my own shadow. Most comedy movies are shit though.

29. Last movie you watched? I don’t know.

30. What color shirt are you wearing? Yellow.

31. Summer or winter? Winter all the way. I sweat continuously from April to October.

32. Hugs or kisses? I mean, platonically, hugs. But I love making out. If you’re offering.

33. What book are you currently reading? Fanfiction about a gay dragon and her exhausted lesbian master.

34. Who do you miss right now? My doggo :(

35. What is on your mouse pad? Artistic rendition of a nebula.

36. What is the last tv program you watched? Gay dragon anime

37. What is the best sound? Thunder.

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Get your pretentious ass out of here, both are completely irrelevant.

39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? We went to the carribean once when I was like 14 or something.

40. Do you have a special talent? ASK ME ABOUT ELDER SCROLLS LORE. Alternatively, I have a knack for those wooden block puzzles, you know, take a shape apart and put it back together again.

41. Where were you born? In a hospital

42. People you expect to participate in this survey? My long-suffering mutuals, probbers.

Tagged by @smoll-but-mighty with the following questions:

1. If you could be in an important position of power, would you do it? Nope.

2. Favorite pokemon? Vuplix, with Glaceon just behind.

3. Is there something that can cheer you up, without fail? No.

4. Is there anything you would say to your high school self? None of your friends are worth it, your parents can’t be trusted, don’t bother with your sisters, your teachers are misguiding you, and stop playing world of fucking warcraft if you want to get into a good college, christ.

5. What breed of dog would you be? Bread loaf.

6. What fictional character would you want to be best friends with? Deffers Kobayashi because she’s like the only fictional character with my energy level.

7. What’s your aesthetic? Fuck me if I know. Gay fuzzy things and gay fuzzy feelings, I guess. With a dash of feminism.

8. Favorite flavor of Kool-Aid? Idk I haven’t had kool-aid in decades?? The red shit I guess.

9. Do you get secondhand embarrassment? Over anything and everything.

10. Are there any games, movies, etc. that you know are kinda bad but can’t help but love anyway? What are you talking about, my taste is IMPECCABLE. Okay actually that would be the weird old PC game “I of the Dragon” by this random-ass russian studio that was straight up unbeatable and definitely weird but on the other hand you played as a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON.

11. Do you take oreos apart before you eat them? Ofc. Then I put them back together to make towers.

My 11 Questions for those who get tagged:

1. Name your ideal superpower

2. Favorite animal?

3. What was your first gaming console / platform?

4. You get to make a video game. What’s it about?

5. Sentient robots, yes or no?

6. Sweaters or blankets?

7. What do you think about / what do you do when you can’t get to sleep?

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

9. Popular video game / tv show / movie you’ve always disliked?

10. Do you believe in life after death?

11. GIVE ME THE SPECIES OF YOUR FURSONA. EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE ONE, IF YOU DID HAVE ONE WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I’mma tag @cryingcucumber, @widdershyn-panda, @the-fungeon-of-lady-lazarus, @skaiandestiny, and @watevermang, who I still suspect is not a person, but some kind of sentient tumblr blog.