#15 minutes of untitled goose fame

[montereybayaquarium]

Wednesday Wisdom from a Canada goose: Get outside and take a gander.

(Disclaimer: To clarify, we mean “enjoy the view.” Please don’t harass the wildlife—no need for any wild goose chases!)

[mothandpidgeon]

wip wednesday friday

tagged by lovelies @wannab-urs @ezrasbirdie and @schnarfer

I'm having really bad adhd with my wips. I feel like I start 3 new ones every week. I've love a little encouragement to finish one.

Step one: Post snippets of the fics you're working on (can be a summary if there's no snippet)

Fame Whore (Dieter Bravo x f!reader) - a fic inspired by Pedro's SAG interviews

You haven’t seen Dieter in a while, not since he shot to stardom. It seemed like one day he was doing the same little parts you’re taking— pilots that never go to series, supporting roles in schlocky action movies— and the next he was the internet’s boyfriend. It wasn’t just roles. He was everywhere. Talk shows, Super Bowl commercials, Cliff Beasts 5 merchandise tie ins. Beyonce’s internet is inundated with memes from his horny little fans. I watch Narcotics for the plot. The plot being a topless photo of Dieter as his character– the brooding, loose canon Detective Enrico Suarez. You can’t turn around without seeing that handsome face you absolutely despise.

Everybody in Hollywood has some charming anecdote about Dieter Bravo. If only they knew what he was really like.

Untitled Regency!Joel Miller au (Regency!Joel x f!reader)

Joel watches the girls as they walk through the village. two neat columns of single file. They travel with poise, following behind you like a mother goose. 

He’s done this for years, searching their faces for any familiarity. One of these girls is his daughter, which one he does not know and neither does she. He’s never met her. The scandal of her birth made anonymity the best choice nearly sixteen years ago. But Joel wishes it could have been different. 

He chose the school because it was close to home. But, of course, he didn’t know any others. Joel wasn’t well educated himself being a common tradesman. When he wrote to his brother with the militia, Corporal Miller always teased him for the brevity of his letters. Despite that, he trusted that you would see that his daughter would not be stymied by her inferior birth. 

Step two: put them in a poll and let people vote on which one you should work on

Step three: Every vote is one minute you put on a timer to work on that fic (ex. 15 votes = 15 minutes of writing)

Also feel free to ask about these or the 500 other wips in my brain. Or just say hi. My ask box is always open.

No pressure tag: @joeloverture @goodwithcheese @for-a-longlongtime @xdaddysprincessxx

[roseverdict]

It's a lovely morning in Amity Park, and you are a horrible ghost.

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.