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rudraβs super sexy bathing song of choice: the k3g title track. amazing. πππ
hee hee hee, shivaayβs been tasked with gettingΒ βkamalaβ into the bathroom, while omki is still shuddering from the michmichi and terror. πππ
hahahaha anika has now introducedΒ βdimaag ka dahiβ into shivaayβs vocabulary successfully. πππ
even shanti ki murat omkiβs patience is wearing thin with anikaβs bakbak today. πππ
the best part right now is the disclaimer scrolling below that no real animals were hurt in the making of this scene. as if this...
... is not the fakest looking spider in the history of the world. πππ
also, are you telling me the oberoi mansion has a tarantula infestation, that anika caught one of these just wandering around?? π¬π¬π¬ dayummmm oberois, get some pest control done.Β
holy shit thatβs the worst fucking graphics iβve ever seen. ever. π³π³π³
lol, shivaayβs spinning around and TERRIBLE acting, and omkiβs imaginary bulaava. πππ
βmere bathroom mein bohut badiiiii cheeez hai!βΒ
ok iβm sorry, but my mind instantly went into the gutter at that. ππππππ
aw, tiny consoling moment in between. coz she knows how much stress heβs in hearing rudra scream like that. πππ
lo, lag gaya aur 15k rs. ka phatka in door repair expenses, in less than 24 hours. πππ
lmaoooooo these three idiots and their reactions to bhavyaβs Daya from CID impression. πππ
oh suddenly shivaayβs a feminist and all aboutΒ βwomen powerβ challlll hatt, pseudo, saala. (just like nakuul. hmph.) πππ
waise, what the fuck does someone have to do in this house to get some fucking privacy? bathroom mein bhi these assholes taaad rahe hai. ghar hai ki chidiyaghar???? πππ
what is with anika/bhavya and finding tarantulas cute? πππ
WHY IS SHE STROKING IT LIKE ITβS A FUCKING KITTEN OR SOMETHING???? YUCK. π£π£π£
βaap aise nahaate hai?β
... and you bathe with clothes on? π€π€π€
.... or she can just LEAVE, and you can get your own damn towel by yourself??? πππ
words canβt describe how mad i am right now that RUVYA of all couples have reached the stage of βone person naked cuddlingβ over SHIVIKA and RIKARA. literally no one wants these two????? LITERALLY NO ONE. fucking fuck this shit. π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
ALSO THIS SONG???? WASTED ON THESE TWO. AND THIS SCENE. WHY?????? FUCK THIS SCENE. FWDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! β©β©β©
YAAAAAAAAAS DORI SCENE!!!!!!!!!! I AM READY BISH, I AM READY. GIVE ME THE RIKARA SEXINESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh boiiiiiii, you stare at her with that intense gaze. coz sheβs a GODDAMN GODDESS! one that you are unworthy of. BUT BEHOLD HER BEAUTY AND WORSHIP HER WITH THAT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! πππ
um, the tune kiiiinda sounded more like rabba ve than saathiya at some points???? πππ
charger lene aaye the, lekin khud jhatka khaate hue jaaoge, omkiiii shomkiiiii. πππΒ
loving hisΒ βoh shit, i didnβt realize my wife was so hotβ look. LOVING IT!!!!!!!! ππππ
SEXY SAUNTERING OVER. THE SEXUAL TENSION. I CANβT. π§π§π§
βMAY I?????????β
YES, THIS SONG IS PERFECT FOR THESE TWO. FEELING SO FUCKING VALIDATED RIGHT NOW.Β Β THEY EVEN PICKED THE EXACT SAME STANZA I PICKED!!!!!!!!!!!! ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
someone from the makersβ team may or may not be reading this blog. in which case, yikes. π¬π¬π¬π¬
can we have less faltu ke flashbacks and more shots of his hands on her, thanks???? πππ
^ actually me right now. πππ
pfffft, i really donβt care about tej and his budhaape mein jawaani. stop wasting my time and show me shivika getting sexy now. πππ
dayummmmmmm jhanvi. πππ man seriously, who styles HER? is it shirali? i canβt believe sheβs capable of making such amazing choices for this ONE character, and makes the rest of them look like such trash??? Β π€π€π€
lmaoooooo shivKaraβs reactions to rudraβs spider kisse. πππ
pfffffffft, abhi 10 minute pehle toh bade βsalute to naari shaktiβ waaale morche laga rahe the. πππ
ouff ande and their ande waale issues. fuck off. πππ
KARCHI. YES. THATβS THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER DAY. BUT I GOOGLED TO SEE IF I WAS RIGHT AND GOOGLE JUST REFUSED TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD AND KEPT ASKING ME IF I MEANTΒ βKARACHIβ INSTEAD. π€π€π€
... i donβt get it. how did anika run a catering business when sheβs SO bad at cooking? πππ
lo, yehhhhh pada ekkkkk, karchiiii ke saath. πππ
lmao ek shivaay hai, jo rudra ke liye bathroom mein bhaaga ke jaa raha tha to rescue him, aur badle mein ek yeh hai ki who responds to bhaiyyaβs agony like this:Β
ok, itnaaaaa bhi nahi laga. stop crying, you big baby. bullet khaate waqt bhi itna halla nahi kiya tha. πππ
since morning sheβs been telling you to keep quiet, shivaay. why canβt you just take the hint and shut the fuck up already? πππ
a little bitter than fucking ruvya got a hotter scene then my babies, but ok. aaj ke liye iβll just make my peace with it. BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN OR IMMA FLIP MY SHIT. π π π
... you guys should get a fucking room though. πππ
aw, these two having headbumps too. πππ
GALTI MERI THIII, IβM SORRY. π―π―π―
waaah matlab, starting trouble hai, but once these oBros get started with apologizing, rukne ka naam hi nahi lete. πππ
βtum theek ho?β
oh my heartttttttttttt. caring, sweet omkiiiiiiiiii. *weeping* πππ
ok these two and their sexual tension are going to KILL ME. πππ
yeah, i really donβt care about you two fuckers. YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TIME IN THE TUB. fwding. πππ
FUCK THIS HUM HAI KAMAAL KE BS. I WANT TO STRIP MY SKIN OFF MY BODY AND SET IT ON FIRE WHEN I HEAR IT, THATβS HOW MUCH MICHMICHI IT GIVES ME. π«π«π«
same, girls. same. πππ
oh maaaan, iβm so happy that rudra is fully calling out omkiβs bs. πππ
ok why is this fight so serious suddenly? πππ
ALSO CAN YOU GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, SO THAT SHIVIKA CAN BE LEFT ALONE AND THEY CAN MAKE OUT AGAINST THE KITCHEN COUNTER? πππ
βjust hope ki koi problem na aayeβ *ragini enters* *rudra making puking noises*
lmaooooo this show really hates her. poor thing. πππ
"tabiyat, mood, aur dimaag; sab kuch kharaab ho raha hai kisi ko dekh ke.βΒ
thereβs no one more savage in this show than rudra when it comes to one of bhaiyyaβs side chicks. πππ
ooooh, omki not liking raginiβs sass @ his wife. having to be held back! *squealing* πππ
OH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOU DID NOT JUST... PPL LOVE ANIKA IN THIS HOUSE MORE THAN THEIR OWN DAMN BLOOD RELATIVES HERE OK. DONβT COME FOR HER. π π π
bulbul isnβt here for this bs. she gonna fuck. ragini. up. π‘π‘π‘
shivaay: how are you feeling now ragini? ragini: much better! rudra: toh tum apne ghar kyun nahi jaa rahi? ππππ
omfg this little shit. i love his snark so fucking much. πππ
lmaoooooooo shivaayβs face every time she calls him SHIVU. itni mushkil se tohΒ βshivaaaay babyyyyyβ se peecha choota tha, ab yeh lo, one new michmichi waala nickname. πππ
βmann toh kara raha hai ek jhaaanp mein deewar pe sataa de. sataaa de kaaa?β *rudraβs super enthusiastic nodding* π€£π€£π€£
lmaooooo i love these two together. they should form an anika bhaujaai fanclub. πππ
LMAO EW. SO MUCH MICHMICHI. πππ
also wow, ragini is even better at video editing than the actual editors of this show. *rimshot*Β πππ
shivaay be like BITCH CAN I STOP BEING ACCUSED OF SEXING GIRLS UP WHEN I HAVENβT GOTTEN LAID SINCE FOREVER?!?!?!?!! I AM NOT EVEN GETTING TO ENJOY THE FUN PART OF THESE SCANDALS. ππππ
ugh jhanvi please. donβt waste your affection on this turd. πππ
phone numberrrrrrrr.... 175? (i think. he hasnβt broken any phones between the advay episode and today, has he? π€π€π€)
whooooooops. didnβt fling it hard enough to break it. π¬π¬π¬Β
everyoneβs waiting with bated breath to see anikaβs reaction. πΆπΆπΆ
shivaay is starting to defend himself. if he was smart, heβd have used the opportunity to gauge her Faraq. πππ
oh wow, raginiβs readily admitting that itβs been morphed. so... she did all of this for like... a 3 second reaction from anika? π€π€π€
i donβt get this girl and herΒ βplansβ. πππ
taiiiiiii taiiiiiiiiiiiii phisssssssss ho gayi ragini kiiiii. anika be like βbitch please, i know that the only neck this man here wants to be kissing is attached to MY shoulders. apni 2 rs. plan kissi aur par aazmaaana. πππβ
rudra using more logic today than anyone ever has in this show. ever. π―π―π―
oh boyyyyyyyyy, the anika fanclub is advancing pretty menacingly on to ragini. π¬π¬π¬
and lmao, shivaay is looking kinda worried FOR HER. πππ
OM ASKING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! ππ½ππ½ππ½
lol ragini did notttttt think this through. πππ
ohhhhhhhhhh boy. lo aa gaya baby waala bomb. πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½
why isnβt bhavya speaking up at that little police waala remark of raginiβs? πππ
haw, anika pe chilllaaaya. π€π€π€
FINE ASSHOLE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. CHANNEL YOUR ANDAR KA OLIVIA POPE AND HANDLE IT. π‘π‘π‘
iβm so glad pinky has a new project to keep her occupied. this is a such a productive use of her irredeemably annoying personality traits. πππ
whyβs tej doing this chumma chaati with svetlana out in the open? use the damn hotel room youβre paying for???? πππ
βjethji ka bhi dil bhi bada vadddda hai. saari janaaniyaan issi mein basii hui hai.β lolololol πππ
lol svetlana ka GRAPH hahahaha π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
waaah, bete ne kitne force se phenka, phir bhi phone nahi toota, but it just slips from her hands and is shattered. πππ
um rudra, could you stop being creepy and watching the video over and over. π¬π¬π¬
gift for bhavya??? π€π€π€
ok those are the ugliesttttt pants ever, rudra. πππ
ugh. andon ka gift, from one anda to another anda. am i supposed to be awwwing over this bs? πππ
what dhokaaaa is she doing? they already know sheβs a cop. πππ
why the fuck is khanna just strolling around the damn house with this damn basket???? also, isnt the movement bothering the baby? why isnβt it fussing??? πππ
wow, she was certainly easily persuaded. πΆπΆπΆ
i really dgaf about bhavyaβs past trauma, when we havenβt even gone into anika/gauriβs past. πππ
man shivaay is really the naivest fuck everrrrrrrrrr if he believes this act of hers. π«π«π«
poor ragini. machli kaanta nigal hi nahi rahi. πππ
lolololol shivaay ki security shivaay ko hi protect nahi karti, ragini ko kya khaaak protect karegi? ππππππ
lmaoooooo i loveeeee raginiβs frustrated monologues so much.Β
lmao, hum toh 300 episode se isse nahi samajh paaye, tum kya samjhogi. maine kaha tha, heβs not worth all this time and effort. just go find yourself a better boy already. πππ
damn. all the oBahus are in a Moodβ’ on monday. π¬π¬π¬
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