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tellywoodtrash Β· 7 years ago
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rudra’s super sexy bathing song of choice: the k3g title track. amazing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
hee hee hee, shivaay’s been tasked with gettingΒ β€œkamala” into the bathroom, while omki is still shuddering from the michmichi and terror. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
hahahaha anika has now introducedΒ β€œdimaag ka dahi” into shivaay’s vocabulary successfully. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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even shanti ki murat omki’s patience is wearing thin with anika’s bakbak today. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
the best part right now is the disclaimer scrolling below that no real animals were hurt in the making of this scene. as if this...
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... is not the fakest looking spider in the history of the world. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
also, are you telling me the oberoi mansion has a tarantula infestation, that anika caught one of these just wandering around?? 😬😬😬 dayummmm oberois, get some pest control done. 
holy shit that’s the worst fucking graphics i’ve ever seen. ever. 😳😳😳
lol, shivaay’s spinning around and TERRIBLE acting, and omki’s imaginary bulaava. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
β€œmere bathroom mein bohut badiiiii cheeez hai!” 
ok i’m sorry, but my mind instantly went into the gutter at that. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
aw, tiny consoling moment in between. coz she knows how much stress he’s in hearing rudra scream like that. πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™
lo, lag gaya aur 15k rs. ka phatka in door repair expenses, in less than 24 hours. πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
lmaoooooo these three idiots and their reactions to bhavya’s Daya from CID impression. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
oh suddenly shivaay’s a feminist and all aboutΒ β€œwomen power” challlll hatt, pseudo, saala. (just like nakuul. hmph.) πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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waise, what the fuck does someone have to do in this house to get some fucking privacy? bathroom mein bhi these assholes taaad rahe hai. ghar hai ki chidiyaghar???? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
what is with anika/bhavya and finding tarantulas cute? πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
WHY IS SHE STROKING IT LIKE IT’S A FUCKING KITTEN OR SOMETHING???? YUCK. 😣😣😣
β€œaap aise nahaate hai?”
... and you bathe with clothes on? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
.... or she can just LEAVE, and you can get your own damn towel by yourself??? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
words can’t describe how mad i am right now that RUVYA of all couples have reached the stage of β€˜one person naked cuddling’ over SHIVIKA and RIKARA. literally no one wants these two????? LITERALLY NO ONE. fucking fuck this shit. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
ALSO THIS SONG???? WASTED ON THESE TWO. AND THIS SCENE. WHY?????? FUCK THIS SCENE. FWDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⏩⏩⏩
YAAAAAAAAAS DORI SCENE!!!!!!!!!! I AM READY BISH, I AM READY. GIVE ME THE RIKARA SEXINESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
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yeahhhhhhhhhhhh boiiiiiii, you stare at her with that intense gaze. coz she’s a GODDAMN GODDESS! one that you are unworthy of. BUT BEHOLD HER BEAUTY AND WORSHIP HER WITH THAT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
um, the tune kiiiinda sounded more like rabba ve than saathiya at some points???? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
charger lene aaye the, lekin khud jhatka khaate hue jaaoge, omkiiii shomkiiiii. 😏😏😏 
loving hisΒ β€œoh shit, i didn’t realize my wife was so hot” look. LOVING IT!!!!!!!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
SEXY SAUNTERING OVER. THE SEXUAL TENSION. I CAN’T. 😧😧😧
β€œMAY I?????????”
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YES, THIS SONG IS PERFECT FOR THESE TWO. FEELING SO FUCKING VALIDATED RIGHT NOW.Β Β THEY EVEN PICKED THE EXACT SAME STANZA I PICKED!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½
someone from the makers’ team may or may not be reading this blog. in which case, yikes. 😬😬😬😬
can we have less faltu ke flashbacks and more shots of his hands on her, thanks???? πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
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^ actually me right now. 😍😍😍
pfffft, i really don’t care about tej and his budhaape mein jawaani. stop wasting my time and show me shivika getting sexy now. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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dayummmmmmm jhanvi. 😍😍😍 man seriously, who styles HER? is it shirali? i can’t believe she’s capable of making such amazing choices for this ONE character, and makes the rest of them look like such trash??? Β πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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lmaoooooo shivKara’s reactions to rudra’s spider kisse. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
pfffffffft, abhi 10 minute pehle toh bade β€œsalute to naari shakti” waaale morche laga rahe the. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
ouff ande and their ande waale issues. fuck off. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
KARCHI. YES. THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER DAY. BUT I GOOGLED TO SEE IF I WAS RIGHT AND GOOGLE JUST REFUSED TO RECOGNIZE THE WORD AND KEPT ASKING ME IF I MEANTΒ β€œKARACHI” INSTEAD. 😀😀😀
... i don’t get it. how did anika run a catering business when she’s SO bad at cooking? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
lo, yehhhhh pada ekkkkk, karchiiii ke saath. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
lmao ek shivaay hai, jo rudra ke liye bathroom mein bhaaga ke jaa raha tha to rescue him, aur badle mein ek yeh hai ki who responds to bhaiyya’s agony like this:Β 
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ok, itnaaaaa bhi nahi laga. stop crying, you big baby. bullet khaate waqt bhi itna halla nahi kiya tha. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
since morning she’s been telling you to keep quiet, shivaay. why can’t you just take the hint and shut the fuck up already? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
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a little bitter than fucking ruvya got a hotter scene then my babies, but ok. aaj ke liye i’ll just make my peace with it. BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN OR IMMA FLIP MY SHIT. 😠😠😠
... you guys should get a fucking room though. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
aw, these two having headbumps too. 😊😊😊
GALTI MERI THIII, I’M SORRY. 😯😯😯
waaah matlab, starting trouble hai, but once these oBros get started with apologizing, rukne ka naam hi nahi lete. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
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β€œtum theek ho?”
oh my heartttttttttttt. caring, sweet omkiiiiiiiiii. *weeping* 😭😭😭
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ok these two and their sexual tension are going to KILL ME. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
yeah, i really don’t care about you two fuckers. YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TIME IN THE TUB. fwding. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
FUCK THIS HUM HAI KAMAAL KE BS. I WANT TO STRIP MY SKIN OFF MY BODY AND SET IT ON FIRE WHEN I HEAR IT, THAT’S HOW MUCH MICHMICHI IT GIVES ME. 😫😫😫
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same, girls. same. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
oh maaaan, i’m so happy that rudra is fully calling out omki’s bs. 😊😊😊
ok why is this fight so serious suddenly? πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
ALSO CAN YOU GO DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, SO THAT SHIVIKA CAN BE LEFT ALONE AND THEY CAN MAKE OUT AGAINST THE KITCHEN COUNTER? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
β€œjust hope ki koi problem na aaye” *ragini enters* *rudra making puking noises*
lmaooooo this show really hates her. poor thing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
"tabiyat, mood, aur dimaag; sab kuch kharaab ho raha hai kisi ko dekh ke.” 
there’s no one more savage in this show than rudra when it comes to one of bhaiyya’s side chicks. 😈😈😈
ooooh, omki not liking ragini’s sass @ his wife. having to be held back! *squealing* 😚😚😚
OH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH YOU DID NOT JUST... PPL LOVE ANIKA IN THIS HOUSE MORE THAN THEIR OWN DAMN BLOOD RELATIVES HERE OK. DON’T COME FOR HER. 😠😠😠
bulbul isn’t here for this bs. she gonna fuck. ragini. up. 😑😑😑
shivaay: how are you feeling now ragini? ragini: much better! rudra: toh tum apne ghar kyun nahi jaa rahi? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
omfg this little shit. i love his snark so fucking much. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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lmaoooooooo shivaay’s face every time she calls him SHIVU. itni mushkil se tohΒ β€œshivaaaay babyyyyy” se peecha choota tha, ab yeh lo, one new michmichi waala nickname. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
β€œmann toh kara raha hai ek jhaaanp mein deewar pe sataa de. sataaa de kaaa?” *rudra’s super enthusiastic nodding* 🀣🀣🀣
lmaooooo i love these two together. they should form an anika bhaujaai fanclub. 😊😊😊
LMAO EW. SO MUCH MICHMICHI. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
also wow, ragini is even better at video editing than the actual editors of this show. *rimshot*Β πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
shivaay be like BITCH CAN I STOP BEING ACCUSED OF SEXING GIRLS UP WHEN I HAVEN’T GOTTEN LAID SINCE FOREVER?!?!?!?!! I AM NOT EVEN GETTING TO ENJOY THE FUN PART OF THESE SCANDALS. 😭😭😭😭
ugh jhanvi please. don’t waste your affection on this turd. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
phone numberrrrrrrr.... 175? (i think. he hasn’t broken any phones between the advay episode and today, has he? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”)
whooooooops. didn’t fling it hard enough to break it. 😬😬😬 
everyone’s waiting with bated breath to see anika’s reaction. 😢😢😢
shivaay is starting to defend himself. if he was smart, he’d have used the opportunity to gauge her Faraq. 😌😌😌
oh wow, ragini’s readily admitting that it’s been morphed. so... she did all of this for like... a 3 second reaction from anika? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
i don’t get this girl and herΒ β€œplans”. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
taiiiiiii taiiiiiiiiiiiii phisssssssss ho gayi ragini kiiiii. anika be like β€œbitch please, i know that the only neck this man here wants to be kissing is attached to MY shoulders. apni 2 rs. plan kissi aur par aazmaaana. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„β€
rudra using more logic today than anyone ever has in this show. ever. 😯😯😯
oh boyyyyyyyyy, the anika fanclub is advancing pretty menacingly on to ragini. 😬😬😬
and lmao, shivaay is looking kinda worried FOR HER. πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›
OM ASKING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
lol ragini did notttttt think this through. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
ohhhhhhhhhh boy. lo aa gaya baby waala bomb. πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½
why isn’t bhavya speaking up at that little police waala remark of ragini’s? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
haw, anika pe chilllaaaya. 😀😀😀
FINE ASSHOLE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. CHANNEL YOUR ANDAR KA OLIVIA POPE AND HANDLE IT. 😑😑😑
i’m so glad pinky has a new project to keep her occupied. this is a such a productive use of her irredeemably annoying personality traits. 😊😊😊
why’s tej doing this chumma chaati with svetlana out in the open? use the damn hotel room you’re paying for???? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
β€œjethji ka bhi dil bhi bada vadddda hai. saari janaaniyaan issi mein basii hui hai.” lolololol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol svetlana ka GRAPH hahahaha 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
waaah, bete ne kitne force se phenka, phir bhi phone nahi toota, but it just slips from her hands and is shattered. 😐😐😐
um rudra, could you stop being creepy and watching the video over and over. 😬😬😬
gift for bhavya??? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
ok those are the ugliesttttt pants ever, rudra. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
ugh. andon ka gift, from one anda to another anda. am i supposed to be awwwing over this bs? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
what dhokaaaa is she doing? they already know she’s a cop. 😐😐😐
why the fuck is khanna just strolling around the damn house with this damn basket???? also, isnt the movement bothering the baby? why isn’t it fussing??? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
wow, she was certainly easily persuaded. 😢😢😢
i really dgaf about bhavya’s past trauma, when we haven’t even gone into anika/gauri’s past. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
man shivaay is really the naivest fuck everrrrrrrrrr if he believes this act of hers. 😫😫😫
poor ragini. machli kaanta nigal hi nahi rahi. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
lolololol shivaay ki security shivaay ko hi protect nahi karti, ragini ko kya khaaak protect karegi? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lmaoooooo i loveeeee ragini’s frustrated monologues so much.Β 
lmao, hum toh 300 episode se isse nahi samajh paaye, tum kya samjhogi. maine kaha tha, he’s not worth all this time and effort. just go find yourself a better boy already. 😌😌😌
damn. all the oBahus are in a Moodβ„’ on monday. 😬😬😬
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