#13 year olds are the meanest people youll ever meet

[icarusredwings]

"Heyy.... Partying with the mops?"

He has his knees pulled up to his chest as he sniffles, trying to shift away so he cant see him. ".. yes.."

"Pft. You're a bad liar. Move over."

He scootches as Logan sits with him. It's quiet for a few seconds before Wade can't help but start telling him why "this is why I didn't do well in school either" and how "I thought this stupid place had a no bullying policy? So much for that."

"Yeah... now imagine how rough it was for me."

"What?"

"I didn't... well... okay don't laugh."

Wade holds up his pinky and Logan takes it.

"So.. obviously, I didn't have.. the best.. childhood. And so this meant I missed a lot of schooling. I uh... I didn't technically graduate until after Charles begged me here.."

Wade gasps. "Really!? I thought- but you're so smart! A-and everyone treats you like.. Like you know more than them?"

He shrugs. "When you're alive long enough, you learn bassically everything... Do you want me to beat up some 13 year olds for you?"

Wade looks at him with sparkly eyes. "You'd beat up 13 year olds for me??"

"Eehh.. Ill scare the shit out of them.. but.. no."

"Oh.."

"Would be a shame if they failed my class though..."

"You would do that for me?"

"No one gets to bully you but me."

Wade by now is smiley and playing with his fingers. He frowns again as he glances up. "Logan?"

"Hm?"

"....Do I actually look like a rotting cantaloupe..?"

Logan smirks. "I mean.. Yeah."

"Oh.."

"But you're a really hot rotting cantalope... and wolverines are scavengers.." he gives wade this Look and wade goes

"OH"

Lets just say they ended up missing a few classes in that closet and some stern scolding from Headmistress Munroe later that day...

more t4t shenanigans

sort of a sequel to this post

Text reads: Hey Loagie? I know your royal transmascness can't actually pump me full of your love-juice and knock me up (tho that would be super-hot). But what if I ate your pinkie and grew a new honeybadger in my stomach? That's practically the same thing, right?

[whybotheranyway-blog]

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy? -Isaaaw miss ko na sobra 2. What color is your tooth brush? -asul 3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why? -turtle, coz they can live a hundred years 4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list? -piggyback ride with my babe 5. Who is your favorite super hero and why? -spiderman,coz he only loved the sane person over and over again 6. Who do you admire the most? -vincent van gogh 7. What is your favorite summer activity? -lie and bed and read 8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you? -ruby rose, drama i think 9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why? -vanilla, coz i always smells good 😂😂 10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why? -courage the cowardly dog, because he loves muriel so much 11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why? -the hobbit town, i am so fascinated with it 12. What is your dream job? -librarian😂 13. Are you a morning or a night person? -night 14. What is your favorite hobby? -reading 15. What is one thing that annoys you the most? -stupid talker 16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? -gummy worm 17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family? -my nanays witty brain 18. What is one of your weird quirks? - scratching my ear lobe 19. Describe your self in 3 words. -grumpy,grumpier grumpiest 20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why? -j.k. Rowling 21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say? -the number 6 22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? -stare at the ceiling 23. What is your favorite movie quote? -im just a girl standing in front of a girl asking him to love her-anna scott,notting hill 24. What is your favorite joke? -u mean who?me haha 25. What would you do on Mars for fun? -chase the fuckin martians 26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get? -a pile of books 27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck? -man hole 28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame? -write a poem about her 29. Where would you go if you where invisible? -the shrieking shack 30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”. -ihavent tasted it yet 31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t? -a book of dreams its creepy reading it 32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words. -her,me,perfectmoment 33. What is your biggest addiction? -booooooks 34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song? -water runs dry 35. How many books have you read so far this year? -22 36. When I dance, I look like…? -a stupid clown 37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t? -none so far 38. If you were famous what would you be famous for? -writing a novel 39. What is the worst job you could have? -i cant think kf any 40. What is your favorite T.V. channel? -nothing in particular 41. What is the thing your most afraid of? -ghost 42. If you could paint anything what would you paint? -her,naked 43. What celebrity annoys you the most? -the kardashians 44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet? -vauable things 45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone? -get a life 46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it? -theeversix 47. What is your life long dream? -a room full of books from ceiling to floor 48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about? -nakakaoagsex ka pa ba?how many times a week na lang? 49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it? -singing 50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you? -7 51. What is the best advantage to being really tall? -fast paced in walking 52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? -30mins 53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do? -sing like a pro 54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of? -the family guy 55. What store do you shop at the most? -i dont shop 56. What new technology will transform the future? -cellphone as usual 57. What supply in your house is running low? -rice hahaha 58. If you could be any nationality what would it be? -filipino pa din 59. What is the most delightful word you can think of? -happiness 60. What is your least favorite beverage? -juices 61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? -adams apple 62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you? -ebook with a 1million books and a magic lamp 63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet? -smile 64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be? -i dont have any plan 65. What was your favorite book growing up? -peter pan 66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why? -texas, i hate cowboys 67. What compliment does people give you the most? -haha my height 68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean? -japot-pretty monster 69. What product would you refuse to promote? -none 70. What is your favorite pet’s name? -chubby 71. Use one word to describe your computer ability? -good 72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you? -none 73. Which of the presidents was your favorite? -obama 74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car? -4hrs 75. What is your favorite Halloween costume? -none 76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd? -eyeglasses 77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be? -literature 78. 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What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie? -youll be happiest your entire lifetime 94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up? -lumpiaaaaa 95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy? -bookstore 96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go? -vincent van goghs time 97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why? -haha obama, coolest potus in world history eh 98. If you could win any award what would it be, why? -best novel of the year, why?because i want to 99. If you could teleport where would you go, why? -japaaan to see the cherry blossom trees 100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up? -tom and jerry