#13 could honestly be higher up the list if i'm honest depending on how much you want to lean into durge necrophiliac kink | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

danse--macabre · 10 months ago

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most sexy things about astarion, ranked, according to ch'lakhou (dark urge):

he bites

he fights viciously

he looks fantastic dripping in blood. his own or others.

he's funny. he doesn't even realise he's funny half the time, which makes this sexier, given he's cocky in other respects.

teeth / fangs.

oh, just that he's cocky.

hands

"he's silly" (they do not explain this one)

foppishness, admittedly.

shoulders

"great hair. i wonder if he'll ever let me pull it." (answer: maybe)

this one is just crude but: cock. and balls, even.

the malnourished undead aura.

voice, which WOULD rank higher if it weren't for his accent, which is as plummy as a september harvest. as a self-respecting Brampton kid, ch'lakhou has to dock points here.

"his face is shockingly pretty, i guess :|"

#ch'lakhou can take/leave much of his face but is also enraptured by it at the same time i don't know how to explain #it's like. objectively fascinated by how he can be that pretty. does not do loads for them though.#this list is so funny to me. their priorities are so unhinged #13 could honestly be higher up the list if i'm honest depending on how much you want to lean into durge necrophiliac kink

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