#11. how that’s probably how it’s gonna be the rest of my life bc being an adult sucks. I’ll get Maybe one more shot at meeting a bunch of

[exopelagic]

A list of things I’m frustrated by:

[okifyouinsist]

tagged by @killerandhealerqueen (i just keep forgetting abt this one SIGH but i have free time rn and im committed)

1. why did you choose your url?

growing up, i just wasn't a social media girl purely bc of the fact that my parents were super strict and I assumed they wouldn't allow me to have it and I just never really saw the appeal anyways. Then later a few friends basically forced me to make my first account and because i wasn't very creative and thought i was the funniest bitch ever i made my first user 'ifyouinsist' and it just kinda stuck ig

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

nope. i fear if i had a sideblog id end up neglecting it and forget abt it or make it my new main blog and neglect this blog and this blog is literally my baby

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

well i've had an account since like end of 2019, beginning of 2020???? (im pretty sure) i didnt like use my account tho i just had it to look at other ppls blogs not my own, i only acc recently made up my blog up properly and started posting this year when it was like 2 am and i was on holiday to visit my home country and my mum and my aunts were gossiping and i was like whatever who tf cares how late i am to a fandom and the rest was history

4. do you have a queue tag?

nope, my drafts are a terrifying place and if they ever saw light id die

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

to reblog pretty art and to compliment writers on ao3 AND on tumblr bc they deserve everything and more

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

logan sargeant. need i say any more???? hes my bsf in spirit

7. why did you choose your header?

loscar. LOSCAR. loscar. i am very much totally normal abt them i swear (lying through my teeth rn). they're just my everything unfortunately and sometimes i like to say the fist bump is their version of intertwining their fingers together

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

ik this bc it was the first i myself made and it was abt loscar obviously and i thought i was SO funny (im not) and its lowk still such a flop post but its MY flop post so here it is :)

9. how many mutuals do you have?

idk man im shy (scared of rejection) so i dont have a lot, like genuinely let me go see acc, oh ig its me and my 14 moots against the world i love you guys fr

10. how many followers do you have?

BYE my 26 followers are my 4 lifers fr (im such a flop this is hilarious)

11. how many people do you follow?

37 (sigh need to follow more ppl RN)

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

im gonna be so real idk what defines as a shit post but most probably yeah

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

idk im acc really inconsistent like ill be MIA for 2 whole days and the next week ill be on tumblr like for most of my day when i can its very confusing like today ive not been on it a lot im academically locking in and all that

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

ummm no. like. if i see someone i follow getting hate ill send them a supportive ask and then at the end of it be like anon ur such a loser get a life but other than that. nope.

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

im very much neutral abt them, like idc if i need to reblog it yk if i want to i will if i dont then i wont

16. do you like tag games?

YES (said in a very normal voice)

17. do you like ask games

YES. i love getting asks id cry if someone sent an ask (i have one rotting away from a moot rn i WILL answer it i swear)

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

can i say all my moots. i wanna say all my moots they're all famous in my eyes guys, i start tagging its gonna end with all my moots being tagged but like @killerandhealerqueen and @dwarvenchords were the first 2 ppl to come to my mind theyre both just the coolest fr

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah. i have FRIEND crushes on literally all of them tho. wanna be their friends SO bad

20. what is the last song you listened to?

Mamichula- Bizarrap

21. what are you currently watching?

in my docuseries era rn watching breakpoint (STILL)(i only have time on the weekends rn SIGH)

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy?

sweet. im such a 'lets skip the dinner and just get dessert' kinda girl

23. what is your current relationship status?

this is SUCH a complicated question to answer but heavily leaning more towards single

24. what is your current obsession?

sports. like just sports in general. like ive always been a casual fan of sports but i never used to take a deep dive into it but this year i decided to dive, and i dived VERY deep, so like motorsports, tennis, football, cricket, trying to get into hocky rn im collecting them atp. also. documentaries. like when i get time ill be binge watching like 5 documentaries i just love them sm

25. what are nine albums/ songs you've been listening to lately?

wish i could tell you fr, i mean, rn im re listening to SOUR by Olivia Rodriguez AGAIN bc thats the way my life is going SIGH, Olivia is my favourite basic artist fr, nothing compares to listening to SOUR for the first time in 2021

ANYWAYS, thanks again for the tag i really appreciate it, im gonna tag @ezisregrettinglifedecisions @fabeong @whatssthepooiintt

[notsodailycake]

Here, i finally finished this💀

Meet my Zelink fan kids! I have alot planned for them, but I'm too shy to actually share everything, especially bc I've only now just started fully exploring Totk (i got the game around last month) and so i wanna make sure I'm like, canon accurate, but i wouldn't mind answering questions about them👉👈

Anyhow, some fun facts about the desings:

Sonia has scars on her eyes and the tip of her left ear, why? The ones on her eyes were caused by a wolf she came across the one time she ran away from home (due to her jealousy over her sister when she was born, it's a long story), the one on her ear is bc of a bird she tried to grab once since Adira thought it was cute and wanted to pet it (Adira was 2, Sonia was 5)

Sonia's earring was a gift from her bff/crush, a gerudo girl that imma keep secret for now bc I'm still working on her

Adira's feather necklace is a gift from her close buddy/bff, a rito, which I'm also gonna be hush hush about for now

Adira messes around with alot of not so safe devices out of curiosity and the need to create, but gets her hands dirty/hurt in the process, hence the band-aids

They both have small fangs thanks to their mom (iykyk)

Adira's favorite color is pink, Sonia's is blue

Also, huge thanks to @carogdraws for helping me desing their clothes! It was a huge help and i probably wouldn't have done it without it ^^

Now, those are the extra info i have for them, the rest of the basic info i have already shared will be under the cut

Yes it was copy pasted from the last post i did about them, but i have a need to keep everything in one neat little post sue me

The two girls are 3 years apart. Oldest is Sonia (yes, named after Queen Sonia herself), and the youngest is Adira

Sonia is more like her dad, especially in terms of looks, but she inherited her mother's eyes and thurst for answers. She's very energetic and adventurous and likes helping others

She tends to be the guinea-pig to a lot of her sister's projects and creations since she has almost no self-preservation. She enjoys it tho, thinking it as a fun activity to try out new things and hang out with her sister. She also enjoys carving things, mainly toys and masks. Most of her sister's toys were made by her when they were around 11 and 8

Although she is usually quite the airhead, and not really the brightest (like her dad, cough-), she definitely inherited her mother's overthinker mind. Doesn't help that she also tends to think little of herself, being the firstborn of the Princess and Hero themselves, alot of people put her under alot of high expectations and although her parents tried their best to show she didn't have to prove her worth, the gossip around town was hard to ignore, doesn't help the fact that her sister has started to become a prodigy to her mom, creating inventions to help hyrule and planning to bring the royal system back when she's old enough

Sonia though, has no intention of bringing the royal life back, nor to continue it. Like her dad she wants to explore, she's fascinated by history and wants to disvover every small relic left unseen. And she wants to travel beyond Hyrule one day as well and help those she comes across her path. But also perhaps, escape the duties and expectations others put on top of her, and perhaps prove herself better then those expectations

She loves her sister tho, despite everything, and will never admit to her how jelouse she actually is of Adira. How jealous she was of Adira of being able to hang out with their mom so much, have so much in common with her, sometimes she wonders if she has anything from her mom other then her eyes

Adira is alot like her mother, especially in the looks department, but she has her father's eyes and thurst for chaos. She's usually quiet, but very sassy when needs be, and although seeming quite shy, she got quite the temperament and wont hold back her tounge

Like mentioned previously she becoms a prodigy to her mom, creating and getting invested on inventions to help hyrule and planning to bring the royal system back when she's old enough. She spends most of her time studying and working on anything technology finding it fun to see what possible outcomes it came give

Although sometimes the pressure is too much, as much as her parents give her the liberty to explore her interests, as she had started to show advancements in her creations and helping hyrule, as well as proclaiming to bring back the kingdom (even tho she was a child when she said that), all eyes were now set on her and she is terrified of any failure, and to disappoint everyone, she usually confides on her sister who never cared of her status and just liked to be around her for her (and well, she felt too embarrassed about it to tell her parents about it, they didn't need to worry about such simple things in her eyes, they already fought the townsfolk so much bc of that, she didn't want to make them dislike her parents bc of her)

She admires her sister alot, looks up to her and wishes she could be as cool as her, as free as her, but she isn't good in any sort of physical activities and is usually just stuck in the lab. And that causes a smidge of jealousy as Sonia is able to bond more with their dad then Adira ever could, she feels like she has nothing in common to her dad other then his eyes and need for chaos (which the second part was something looked down apon by others)

And those are the basics i have so far, there is more but I'm unsure about it for now, and aren't 100% concrete yet, so i wont share at the moment

But before i end this, here are some small fun facts:

Both Sonia and Adira are pure glutons, just like their dad XD. They have cooking sessions together quite often, helping around the kitchen when they can;

Sonia loves horses as much as her dad does, but she is terrified of riding them, because when she was little and riding one for the first time, the person who set settle on didn't do it properly and she fell, head first into a rocky ground, and to add onto it, the horse stepped right onto her pinky. Now she has small panic attacks trying to ride them

Sonia actually used to hate Adira. Since Adira was a rainbow baby, Zelda and Link did kinda get overprotective with her and accidentally neglected Sonia. That didn't last long after Sonia did cause a whole scene with running away and almost getting killed- but that's likez a whole other story in itself lol (i might make a more detailed post about this later). But after that incident, they were able to work things out, and Sonia ended up being way more protective over Adira than her own parents

[jamietarttownsmyheart]

please i need colinjamie headcanons or prompts i’ve been deprived of them for too long

i am. so so sorry for how late this is. and how uncoordinated the rest of this will probably end up being, but, just, ima unleash random colinjamie thoughts on u and hope it makes sense lol and that you enjoy them, but since idk how long it'll end up ima put everything under the cut

random hcs

colinjamie have definitely watched the owl house at some point. maybe this is fresh in my head since the final episode just came out a few days ago, but i definitely see colinjamie watching the owl house together. two options:

maybe colin was chilling with his niece (i want colin to have a niece or a nephew so bad, he gives uncle vibes and also i want jamie to interact with the kid at some point too) and she was watching it and he got invested. and then jamie got invested via colin. OR. henry was visiting the stadium on spring break and mentioned the owl house to jamie, who was curious, watched and episode, and then got invested. flash forward to colinjamie fwb era and colin dropping by one day and finding jamie losing his shit over the episode hollow mind. jamie needs to lose his shit with someone and colin is the poor soul who came over for a hook up but ended up having to watch two seasons of a disney cartoon.

that being said, i also think that jamie, if he ever watched avatar the last airbender as a kid, only ever watched until mid season 2. life got more complicated and he was more concerned with playing well than "lazy" things like cartoons. he never got to zuko standing up to his dad. he'll get there someday, it's gonna be great

colinjamie have a unique sense of style that they somehow make work, it drives so many people mad

colin had a crush on lightning mcqueen when he was a kid. (11 years old? idk how old colin is, so im putting him at 28 in s3, making him 11 when cars came out) he thinks about this childhood crush and figures its pretty telling that he's got a speedy car and a cocky but talented boyfriend

jamie is dyslexic, and when he realized audiobooks existed, he was thrilled. still, his favorite way to experience books is to have colin read them out to him.

that being said, his favorite way to enjoy drake is to have colin rapping along

colin takes jamie along to theater performances, musicals, and the ballet.

jamie found the "whose the worm now" moment so hot. he can't let colin find out

random prompt

prompt #1

so this might be because i just re read the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, daisy jones and the six, and carrie soto is back, as well as binging all of the daisy jones and the six show, and have been listening to taylor swift all month, but i am craving something specific?

like, i am so here for an au with actor or pop star jamie (have y'all heard phil dunster's voice?) and richmond player colin hughes. its giving posh spice and david beckham.

just the different flavors of it all. if we have it in modern times, as in, the time ted lasso is set in the show, we can do so much. (we can also have a colin who is not actually a fan of his bf's music. it's not that he hates it, it's just not his style. jamie knows this, and writes songs about colin anyways. colin loves listening to these songs regardless of them not being his style.)

then of course there is the other option--i am so bad at timelines and math, so dont come for me when this is all wrong, but i, on my 7 husband of eh kick, was like omg?? give me hollywood star jamie tartt and football player colin hughes who are "roommates."

prompt #2

im a sucker for vampires and vampire hunters. i think it can go either way for them in terms of whose the vampire and whose the vampire hunters.

prompt #3

a canon divergence au where colinjamie were dating s1. jamie and keeley were dating prior to his loan to richmond and stayed friends after their breakup. he really did love her, but still hadn't learned to be accountable yet. keeley still comes around to the club bc she's jamie's best friend and wants to test the playing field with roy.

[feuqueerfire]

4 Minutes Ep 5 - 6 Live Blogging

Ep 5 (Aug 23)

Coincidentally this started airing on iQiyi the same week I'm on my VIP trial. Downloading it to watch on my phone during lunch (while outside lol not in the office) but I can only get the regular version, not sultrier.

im watching this on my lunch break outside where it is very sunny + on my phone so im ngl that entire first part was just pretty much a dark screen for me.

i still cannot quite comprehend the Great and Tyme relationship.

i also don’t get how Tyme’s parents ended up killed but ok

ah, so Nan was not the female doctor. She was in this and decided to team up with Tyme

Watching Sultrier version: okay Nan's friend Mon did die at the gambling place! I was wondering if we weren't gonna see something happening to Mon that was gonna turn Nan against the gambling place even more.

20 minutes in, gonna watch rest while on the subway home bc the lighting will be fine at least.

Spoilers from twitter: Great is dying, Tyme is possibly dying (smth about them dying after e/o? idk), a screenshot where the user was saying Tonkla killed Title, everything was fake from great’s mind?

Sultrier version: the parents trying to figure out what to do about Great helping Nan get away

ah, he took the money because the company owner greats father was there as was Tyme's grandma

rewatched pre-credit scene and ohh it’s how tonkla got Title in a vulnerable position to probably kill him

Nan went ahead on live and is trying to expose the illegal gambling business

as expected, it seems like the woman who tried to kill herself’s son likely was involved in that gambling pool

lol Fah knew about Korn seeing Tonkla and now wants to put an end to it so that they can get married

what’s even going on with the woman giving away her entire life savings to that guy and premonitions of death

wait, misstress son… so Great is related to the dad but out of wedlock and while he had a different wife?

Also, the treatment of Korn and Great is so different. Korn got slapped by the dad like 2 sentences in, right after he spoke harshly to Great's mom about Great. Great on the other hand is allowed to be rude and confrontational.

oh, the woman sent the killer after Great's mom/the company leaders

why did the 4 minutes thing just happen immediately? Like shouldn’t the guy have shot the gun 4 minutes later?

ah, she died anyway

We're at 11:03 this episode, the time is back after not really appearing in ep 4. On the other hand, barely any Tonkla, just that cold open. More and more curious when and how Tonkla and Great's stories will converge (in bigger ways than just Title and Dome)

The watching experience of this episode left a lot to be desired since I was fr just watching on my screen, barely able to make anything out in the darker scenes because of the sun. Maybe I should rewatch but don't really feel like it.

3 more weeks before it all (hopefully) makes sense, oh man.

Ep 6 (Aug 28)

Using data during my walk outside on lunch break but I barely have any data left so probably won’t be able to watch much hmmm

So what’s the timeline, Win found out about Tonkla being a suspect, slept with him again (after finding out he was cheating), then came to catch him? Or is this in a different timeline? Or is the order of events incorrect? But also lowkey why does it feel like Win kinda gave Tonkla a heads up or something to get him outta there.

Oh, we’re starting from the very beginning but presumably seeing the original timeline events

Ah, Tyme’s elusive ex girlfriend

The shots of Great at the end of the table is so beautiful

god Great is such a dick

no like in DFF Great would have been part of the shitty friend group that bullied Non and got him killed, except it’s even worse because Great killed some woman with his car and helped Title hide a body (and he watched as Title first killed the guy)

ah, Great and Tyme’s original meeting

bro I really can’t see shit in the dark scenes

okay back at home

oh I remember some people saying they probably had a one night stand the first timeline and stuff instead of pursuing a relationship

Tyme bugging Great's room?

oh we are Seeing the lube, that's crazy

oh that's crazy, the camera captured them fucking?

girl what, Tyme is gonna post revenge porn of Great?

he really did post it woah. TymeGreat are truly horrible4horrible

Great's dad is saying that Tyme's parents were the ones who originally started this gambling business (+ that he didn't kill them hmm)

Great's conversation at the dinner with Tyme after the clip... he's crazy fr

The way Great said "Wanna hook up?" is so funny, I actually lol-ed aloud. and what a character he is, asking this after knowing the Tyme initially had sex with him to post that clip bc he's beefing with his dad

Oh, in this timeline, is Korn crueller?

In the original timeline, Great pulls down Tyme's mask after he attacks Korn, rather than Tyme pulling it down himself

Aw man, Nan just died in this timeline and Tyme's has to come to terms with that. I get that Tyme's gonna be grieving and such and he does have a point about Great being able to do something because they wouldn't have shot him but... Tyme knew this was a possibility from the start, right?

Great's mother must die in this version too, right? Or wait actually I guess not because the lady who sent the assassin was actually killed by Great. saved his own mother's life in a round about, killer sort of way actually

Ohh, Tonkla shot Great in the original timeline, the reason he's in the hospital.

Okayyyy interesting episode to get the original ep 1 - 5 events! I wonder what this means for the last two episodes. I think if we were going for a "and nothing was changed, Great dies, Tyme dies" after the changed timeline storyline, then we wouldn't have gotten this episode today. Feels like the next 2 episodes are gonna try to tie original and redo timeline together somehow?

I'm curious and excited, this might've been one of my favourite episodes.

The Great and Tyme dynamic feels so much more grounded and realistic this time around, the way Great wants to hook up while Tyme's like wtf... ?? The rosy original timeline was clearly not quite right. But it again brings into question what even is going on with their romance in the redo timeline because they're not in love here + Tyme kinda hates Great right now, so what's up with such a cutesy romance in their redo thing? I can see it from Great's end but Tyme?

Also Great truly is suchhh a piece of shit. Not even in a bad way. well like bad way obviously because he's a bad person but as a viewer, it's extremely entertaining and compelling.

I think I should rewatch this show on my laptop because there are definitely moments esp last week where I was watching on my phone while outside and it was just too dark to truly see stuff. And maybe I'll notice stuff on a rewatch. Dunno if I should do it this weekend or wait until the week of ep 8 and rewatch in preparation for the finale.

[trueoathbreaker]

Im watching a video on mmos and i wanted to talk about my experiences with the genre for the past like 2 decades

I first got into mmos with toontown back when it was all over tv

My parents paid for an account for me and my sibling to share and my dad had his own account

I played a whole bunch of toontown but i avoided a lot of things....i was barely in double digits....stuff like cog buildings and the factory (back when there was like...1) scared me...heck i still tend to avoid them when i go back to ttr (and bc i have zero social skills so i suffer in solo)

My first TRUE mmo was maplestory....i never got far tho i leveled up a few times and got to like the elf area and had someone try to trade me but again i was just a confused 11 year old at the time....idk how mmos work! I still played them!

Theres a bunch of mmos id get into during middle school and into hs but never for too long....i was like a grandma with a cell phone....idk what im doing im just hitting things and running around the first area

I have a friend who id play some of these with back then but even then i didnt know what i was doing

At this point in my life and its only been 28 years of being alive....most of these memories are fuzzy...

I remember always being magic classes until i got one with a gunner...i thought wow thats cool!

My friend always did way more in these games than i did....

And then there was one particular mmo....i had gotten into with a different friend in hs....

Tera

Now my first jump into tera was short lived (in 2013) bc i had a laptop not made to play such a demanding game and i barely saw past lumbertown for years. I shelved tera and had a small burst of playing mmos during this time from new to old

For....whatever reason i dont remember

My previous friend got me to hop back into tera in 2015

And that

Was the start of my true mmo years

Every other mmo i clueless played barely getting anywhere for a few months to playing talesrunner a few times to whatever mmo i wanted to try that gave me a virus once and i very shakily saved my computer from it (probably)

Didnt matter

Here we are back in tera 2 years later and its all different and would only get more different the more i played....i deleted the like 3 characters i had barely used bc their names were trash and i made a new archer named deed

And we had a blast (and i had a third friend join us for some time but we dont talk about him anymore ok ok)

I dont remember how or when

But i had found an mmo coming soon with a closed beta upcoming

Blade and soul

My first time playing blade and soul.....was awful

I was on yet another laptop that could not handle the game....i gave up at the first world boss area bc i had worn the pvp outfit not knowing it was a pvp outfit (whoops) and was basically stun locked into death by strangers bc my poor computer was too slow to handle it

Despite that i bought the founders pack and walked back into the earthern realm with my blade dancer magmia

Who i promptly disgarded to play with my friend on iksnanun

And seeliewood was born

And the rest they say

Is mostly recorded on this blog for your viewing pleasure

Blade and soul to this day is still one of the best experiences ive had in an mmo despite it all despite the games jank despite it taking me months to actually DO non story content bc i had new friends who dragged me with them besides doing the first two dungeons over ans over bc i was a scared baby of 20something despite the absolutely wild people ive met and friendships lost and stupid things ive said and done and times i got my butt kicked by mushin

Its about my friends still letting me try the scary raid with them after i have an embarrassing meltdown down in front of them and a bunch of strangers

Its sitting down for hours in a dungeon just to talk bc no one is gonna yell at us to get out

Its watching a whole raid stop and watch a rare item vanish bc one of u thinks its the ugliest outfit in the world and she paid us to throw it out

Its roping people in to farm pirate princess or black ice for months until they finally drop

Its not about reaching the best gear to do the newest raid that kills you for looking at it funny

Its about a game that introduced me to my gf @shironuri

And while i have had a lot of other mmos following some lasting longer than others including a third return to tera

Most are short lived

I don't stay as hooked on some mmos or i fall back into my rapid pick up and put down way of playing games in general

Many mmos are shutting down or mobile only or have specs past my nearly 10 year old pc that i do not have the money to replace

I'm back to staying away from socializing and many of my friends have moved on or have no time for these games anymore (or they're all in ff14 which i technically own but.... you know)

So many mmos i played only a few years ago are just gone or out of my computers power to play (id love to try and get pso2 to work again but i only played on jp and that takes a HUGE amount of time to set back up)

On that note i realize there's a lot of games i play that should go on this blog but i just haven't

Like other social sims

Yall want my vrchat screens??? Eh probably not theres like 2 active followers yall probably see this on my main enough

[solojihyo]

ult group question game <33

i was tagged by @aceofvernons!! ty for the tag xan beloved <33 i’m going to do twice and svt for this (because if you couldn’t already tell from the url, they both are my ults of ults SHSJSKK). the responses will be under the cut <33

i'm going to tag @boosoonseok @lenteur @yoohyeontual @minghao-s @skzandnct @pink-vacancy @kyubinz @minchanz and anyone else who would like to hop in!!

1) who was your first bias?

my first twice bias was chaeyoung!! this is because the first twice mv i ever watched was fancy, and she captured my attention (i thought she was soooo pretty). for seventeen, my first bias was woozi. this was mostly because i basically knew none of the other members and he always stood out to me. he was so cute and i heard that he produced most of svt’s music so i grew found of him LOL.

2) who is your bias now?

jihyo for twice - it’s been over 2 years since i started biasing her and i feel like i grow more and more fond of her with all the time that passes. her charisma on stage and personality are so beloved to me <33 for svt, it’s hoshi!! his shenanigans are what drew me in shsjshsjsjk and now i’m fond of all of them lol. and i so appreciate how hard he works and i’m so proud of him <33 i love both of my biases sm

3) what was the first mv you watched for them?

for twice, it was fancy!! i actually don’t remember what my first svt mv was. i’m pretty sure it was rock with you? i’m not sure if i remember watching anything older than that

4) what’s your favorite mv?

feel special for twice, hands down. i’m in love with the concept, the styling, the storyline, the execution, everything about it. i can’t tell you how many times i’ve rewatched it sgsjshsjdk it is so beloved to me. svt is harder,,, i’m going to say home atm bc it is so comforting to me but tbh the answer to this changes daily

5) if you could listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

feel special for twice and home for svt <33 they’re both very comforting and make me feel better lol

6) who would you want to see them collab with?

WITH EACH OTHER!!! the logistics of that would be extremely hard considering there are 22 of them combined BUT here me out: they make a mini album and separate them by age liners. so 95 liners get one song, 96 liners do another song, etc, like svt did for semicolon. i have thought so much about this you have no idea shsjshsjsjk like can you imagine the power the 97 liners of svt and twice combined would have????? dk and jihyo together???? it would be so insane. this me being a delusional fan BUT IT WOULD BE SO COOL OKAY

7) what mv concept do you want to see them do?

i want twice to try an mv with a concept like cry for me!! we haven’t seen them do enough of that tbh and we need it to happen. for svt…. i want another mv like home that’s more minimalistic but also super comforting. i think that would be neat.

8) have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

i have many times i’m sure but i don’t remember any of them lmao. the only one i can think of rn is me having a dream where i made fun of mingyu for going to the airport without a jacket that one time and losing his airpods LOL

9) if you could spend a day with any member, who would it be and what would you do?

nayeon for twice!! i think she’d be super fun to hang out with - we’d probably go places like the beach, get some ice cream, and just vibe <33 for svt, i’m gonna say seungkwan!! i think he’d also be very fun to hang out with. maybe we’d go see a movie and then go out for dinner. but honestly given the chance i’d be willing to hang out with any of them lol

10) which member do you think you'd get along best with?

tzuyu for twice because she's quiet like me and we could just chill shdjhdjsk. and vernon for svt for the same reason (+ he loves cats and wants a cat just like me)

11) which member do you think you would argue with?

uh...... i have no idea tbh LOL i'm not very argumentative so shdjshdjk moving on

12) if you had to choose one member to scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

this is a terrifying question. that being said. maybe jeongyeon because she could have a good laugh about it with me, and jeonghan for the same reason SHJDHSJDK

[timandlucy]

hi suz! i hope the rest of your week was good!

i know what you mean about 2x05 especially, it always bothers me. i swear, on my death bed i'm gonna be like "the drew crew's treatment of nancy in 2x05 was unfair and while they "apologized" i wanted a more substantial apology, especially because nancy never forced them into anything with the agleaca" and everyone is gonna be like "okay, can you please move on from this?" lol. i agree about the wraith storyline, i think that one and nancy being lucy and ryan's daughter are the strongest storylines they had on the show and were the best executed (but regardless, the writers always managed to leave me surprised, they definitely knew what they were doing!)

i love that rep is so special to you 🧡 i love that about taylor albums; she seems to always release something when someone needs it most. what's your favorite song from rep? mine is probably call it what you want, but i always go feral when don't blame me, i did something bad, or look what you made me do come on hdsbfsdabfldsa the eras tour transition from dbm into lwymmd??? absolutely brilliant.

awwww the lakes is such a gorgeous song! i know what you mean, it makes me feel so soft and i love that. atw 10 will always be that bitch for me, it's just iconic! the great war is absolutely the nace song of all time, like holy shit they WENT THROUGH IT but they really did survive the great war 😭 every taylor song is absolutely about nace, i will not be taking questions at this time. and yes, that line of long story short absolutely makes me think of them, especially "and he feels like home" bc of "ace is my person" and timeless works so well, especially with the whole "ace will always be able to find you" thing. temperance may have put a death curse on them, but in the end she just made their connection even stronger so, joke's on you, blondie!

not state of grace for ryan and lucy i'm gonna lose it 😭😭😭😭 no but really that's so perfect for them.

i'm never sorry when asking taylor swift questions, i could talk about taylor's music all day long! i know i already asked your favorite taylor song, but what would you say are your favorites from each album? (i love asking people this question lol)

i do celebrate thanksgiving and had a nice relaxing time at home, thank you! are you looking forward to the holiday season? do you have any traditions that you're looking forward to?

lots of love, your secret sleuth 🧡🔎

Hi! My week was okay, busy, but I got some stuff done, so I'm just glad it's a new week and I can rest a bit more. How about yours?

I am so happy someone agrees. I usually always see people defending the crew, but so rarely do I see someone actually saying that their treatment was wrong and there should have been more apology for it. And yeah! The writers were great at plot twists for sure. I never saw them coming.

That's tough because rep is full of bangers! But I do also go feral for Don't Blame Me (the reputation stadium tour version is like... stuff dreams are made of). I think top spot would go to either call it what you want OR king of my heart, with honorary mention of getaway car. And I just named like half of the album. Rep is just that bitch! Also, the transition from DBM to LWYMMD was WILD. Like out of this world religious experience, 11/10, would recommend to everyone.

taylor swift truly never beating those nace shipper allegations, ykwim? Also have you noticed that this verse of long story short:

And I fell from the pedestal / Right down the rabbit hole / Long story short, it was a bad time / Pushed from the precipice / Clung to the nearest lips / Long story short, it was the wrong guy

was literally written about nace?? Fell from the pedestal - Nancy recanting her testimony against Everrett to save Ace's life. And clung to the nearest lips - Gil, Park, take your pick...

Haha well I'm glad, because I definitely, ahem, got carried away again. I'm just very passionate about taylor swift lyrics and nace okay. That's fine.

Oh, such a fun question!

Debut - gotta go with Picture to Burn, such a fun song I never get tired of singing in my car.

Fearless - The Way I Loved You (also Mr Perfectly Fine)

Speak Now - Last Kiss and Timeless

1989 - Out of the Woods (but the og, they really changed it on TV and I can't listen to that version)

reputation - call it what you want / king of my heart

lover - death by a thousand cuts

folklore - exile / illicit affairs

evermore - willow

midnights - would've could've should've / the great war

That's great! I'm glad you had a nice time ☺️ I am... not the biggest fan of the holidays 🙈 It's not usually the most fun time for me, but I am determined to make the most of it, so yeah, I'm looking forward to old Christmas songs and mulled wine and good food, and most of all, my SS gift! I'm so excited bc I feel like we're vibing and you get me, so it'll be perfect. How about you? Any fave traditions I can steal?

Lots of love to you my secret sleuth, and I your message totally made my week. Thanks for letting me ramble about taylor swift and nace.

[eolewyn1010]

Dragging Frankenstein - Chapter 15

In which Mary Shelley makes a snide commentary on the popular literature in Europe at her time. Reading is morally corrupting, yo!

“my beloved cottagers” – Stalker’s greetings!

“learned to admire their virtues” – what, like zero respect of other cultures than their own, doing good only in expectancy of a reward, and throwing away not only the own family’s life and social standing, but that of an oh-so-beloved fiancée, too? Values, amirite?

Ok, Paradise Lost may be apt reading material for the situation, but adding in Werther sure explains why the creature is just as prone to self-pitying whininess as his dad, despite not having been raised by him.

Unrelated, someone should tell the Creature that, in many regards, Plutarch was a goddamn hack.

“I thought Werter [sic] himself a more divine being than I had ever beheld or imagined” – uh, Werther was a whiny, self-absorbed emo. Can you guys stop glorifying this character type already? Even Goethe didn’t like him in the long run!

Props to Shelley though for reflecting on how literature influences someone who has zero context or additional info for what is presented to them. Like Victor with his “ancient science”, the Creature just takes this stuff at face value, and mistakes literacy craftsmanship for objective superiority.

Would have been nice to ever learn how on earth the Creature began to read in the first place. Was that part of Felix’ lessons for Safie?

…how was he carrying around Victor’s make-an-abomination journal for months and only discovered it now? How fucking convenient that he didn’t use it as fire kindler in the meantime.

The Creature describing himself as “more horrid even from the very resemblance” to humans is an interesting early description of the Uncanny Valley: The problem isn’t that he’s so very obviously not human, it’s that it’s obvious he was supposed to be human, and Victor didn’t hit the sweet spot.

“Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him” – what, like the daughter he impregnated? Come on, Paradise Lost makes it pretty obvious that guy is full of shit. Can we not set up literal Satan as a role model?

o.O Where did the new servants come from? I mean, Safie brought money and jewelry, but like, can they not use it up for fucking servants so they don’t have to use their own poor hands? Dumbasses.

“the poor that stopped at their door were never driven away” – How does this family function, financially? I’ll chalk it up to some DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR: 11

Just bc these people have no sense for scale, and it irks me.

“no Eve soothed my sorrows” – there’s a subplot tapping at my chamber door…

And there’s the clusterfuck of the Creature introducing himself to De Lacey senior. Oh, boy, this entire situation is so creepy. “Yeah, I know everything about you guys :)) Uh, I mean, these friends guys of mine. Whom I love dearly, but have never spoken to.” Fun times!

“Are you French?” …huh. Isn’t Victor Swiss/Italian? Well, anyway, they are fancy people, they probably speak three languages at once. Except German; that’s for barbarians.

Ok, seriously, what did he think how this was gonna turn out? *siiiigh* Yeah, I know, zero social graces. But going in there to hang out with the single most helpless member of the family when the rest of them are absent? Kid…

[phantom-does-a-thing]

for the ask game: 32 13 26 29 24 11 34 17 18 5 35 30 33 39 16 31 68 10 7 19 3 36 50 20 4 21 12 25 28 15 38 1 23 37 9 27 2 14

tee hee

SCREW YOU I AM ANSWERING THEM IN THE ORDER YOU SENT THEM.

32) How do you feel about smut? I am asexual so its kind of nasty to me but I also have morbid curiosity

13) What’s the best writing advice you’ve ever come across? UH I think the best writing advice I've ever seen is the one about practicing a ton because that's really just what it is. "Write what you want no matter how cringe or if you think no one will enjoy it because there will always be at least one person that will enjoy it" Write for yourself and keep practicing, write whatever you want.

26) Do you beta yourself? If so, what kind of beta are you? no if you try and make me edit my fics I will kill you

29) If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose? I don't know if I would write anything like a continuation of a fic but I do enjoy asking to write something inspiried by other people bc like its silly anyway let me see.

I don't know if I would want to write a continuation to this fic bc the author does it SO well and I don't think I could do it any better but its such a good series that I OUGH

24) Have you ever deleted one of your published fics? yes. I have deleted everything on my fanfiction.net account which I don't remember how many fics was published, about 14 I think but I deleted all of them. I do not want to say what they are on tumblr but Sky, you know

11) Is writing your passion or just a fun hobby? this is my passion I am a writer, I would not be Phantom if not writing, I am a writer first and foremost and a person second

34) What are your thoughts on non-con and dub-con? ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK why is this a question

17) Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order? Start to finish usually, sometimes I start writing a scene and then that just becomes the whole fic because then I just don't write an actual beginning to the scenes

18) Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines? no? I do not know what tools these would be

5) Share one of your strengths. descriptions are my favorite thing ever they are my babygirls I love Descriptsions. I also am really good at subtly changing perspectives in the middle of fics, is this a good skill to have? idk it depends on the fic. But I think its cool.

35) Would you ever kill off a canon character? would I kill a character like IN canon or would I kill a canonical character in a fic? bc in canon the only character I would genuinely kill is Filipe bc I hate him so much. But also I have written character death fics, I might write one for bitb but that's just gonna be canon adjacent so not really. I won't normally kill a character outside of it

30) Do you accept prompts? If you do it in the comment of a fic, no I will probably be very annoyed by you. But honestly like yeah sometimes. Mutuals can send me fic ideas at any point in time, I might not write them but like yeah I do accept prompts I just might not write them

33) How do you feel about crack? I don't really like it, I don't hate it but some of it just straight up feels like shock factor for shock factor. I've only w ritten it once and never again.

39) Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them? No, I don't ever actually get hate but I do just get really really weird comments sometimes and I do not understand them and they are just weird

16) If you only could write one pairing for the rest of your life, which pairing would it be? uh oh no. Either Nightmare blunt rotation or polypd

31) Do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant? Canon is mere guidelines and I very rarely follow them lol. With Riptide I do not understand canon enough to make a ton of canon adjacent fics, same thing w Prime defenders. I just very rarely understand canon enough to actually w rite something adjacent

68) you are just giving me fake numbers

10) Which fic has been the easiest to write? I don't know like any specific fic, but fluff is very easy for me to write just because it takes the least mental energy to create. It's silly and I like writing it. Usually a good bit of my fluff fics were probably really easy to write, I cannot remember any specific fic that was easy.

7) Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

Something human (and yet it wasn’t), something alive, something dead (something that wasn’t supposed to be dead or alive), a monster, a spirit, a demon. Something not right, not normal… unfamiliar. Something unsavory, blasphemous, corrupted. Something incomprehensible.

Something that didn’t belong because saturation didn’t belong. Colors didn’t belong because everyone had forgotten what colors are like. Everyone forgets what colors they were supposed to be when the memories were long faded. The only color they ever had was white, the white of bones. The darkness of the churning clouds or the gray of the swaying grass.

And yet. Still, something that did belong. Because it too was a memory, a faded… flickering memory. Its form was so corrupted by the flames it was consumed in that the fading shone differently. It was different. It was unknown. It had no idea where it was supposed to be or what it was supposed to be doing. It didn’t know what it was. Just a flickering mass of something that used to be. An ember, a glowing, blue ember that spreads like droplets of blood in a lake.

A remnant, a memory (a dream created by a much more powerful creature), a ghost, a spirit, a human, a monster, or some unholy blasphemy against god. What was it supposed to be?

Its face was shrouded in a blue that was much too saturated, a color that was too bright. It made it impossible to see its features or what it was supposed to look like. It didn’t even know what it was supposed to look like. Who it was supposed to be. What it was supposed to be. Human? It took the vague shape of a human. But shapes and forms were misleading… shaky… wrong… Formation didn’t make sense here. Anything could pose as a human when there weren’t the same laws to confine them. But it was sure that it was supposed to look human.

What was it supposed to look like? What form was it supposed to take? The flickering blue flames that corrupted it seem to glow a little brighter as if reinforcing their claim over its trembling form.

This isn't my favorite piece of prose because that's a very very hard thing to choose but from this fic which I am genuinely very proud of because I REALLY love this fic and I think that the prose is super fun. I just wanted to make it as spacy and confusing as possible like you do not know what is going on throughout the entirety of it. I also really like the juxtaposition of all the different phrases to describe William because he doesn't know what he is or what he is supposed to be so it's just very very confusing and it's like that on purpose.

19) Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse? ????????? Stephen king is an interesting man. I guess my muse is JRWI bc that's what I've been writing the most fic over I suppose, these characters are my muse.

3) Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole? soulmate aus. I hate it so much

36) Which is your favorite site to post fic? archive of our own

50) you are literally just sending me fake numbers bestie

20) Describe your perfect writing conditions. Average temperature, not to warm, not too cold, a nice cushioned chair and possibly a blanket, my water bottle within reach and nothing in my body hurting ever because it will be kind to me, having the blinds open with the sun shining and the window open so I can have fresh breeze

4) How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them? UH quite a few, I constantly have fic ideas in my head I am always thinking of new things to write and new things to do. One of my current ideas that I dont know if I will post is William body horror poking n proding in organs

21) How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting? Usually I don't, I'll just write it, throw it through grammarly and then post it

12) Is there an episode above all others that inspires you just a little bit more? an episode? Like just any episode of anything? UH?????? I have no idea genuinely. I do not remember any episodes of anything ever. I guess episode 3 of bitb? idk

25) What do you look for in a beta? a non corporeal form (I do not look for a beta)

28) Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much. NYXXXXXXXXXX NYX NYX NYX NYX I love Nyx's writing so so so so so so so much oh my god all of its writing makes me absolutely insane its just sooooo good and I love it dearly. All of its fics are just so soft and theres something so whimsical about the writing style that just makes me ough

PeriPerson VERY Good writing I eat it so much. Something about their wrting just makes me sooo oough its described so well and I love the writing style

Achilleshq MRrrbghghgmmg descriptions so good very very very good Their writing is just ogmuguhghjhx <3

15) If you could choose one of your fics to be filmed, which would you choose? do you recognize the bodies in the water I am just very proud of this fic and I think that it would make a cool film

38) Talk about a review that made your day. Got asked if I ever considered a career as an author and that made me very very happy because YES! I HAVE! That's my dream job and has been since I was a kid and it really made my day to be asked that

1)Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic. characters cuddling, soft touches, over indulgent descriptions, focusing way too much on describing one thing. UHH. Probably only two characters because I have a hard time writing more than that at once.

23) If you were to revise one of your older fics from start to finish, which would it be and why? I would revise my first pjo fic on ao3 because it's like 200 words cuddling fic thats very bad and I want to see how much better I can do because I know how to describe now and I know how dialogue works and I want to see how I could do it differnetly.

37) Talk about your current wips. For the fnaf bitb au I'm planning on at least two more chapters for it with just describing all the spooky stuff happening at night and I am very excited to write it because unlike the games, Rand is not confined to the office and can and will walk around the pizzaria which is gonna be a little silly goofy also the animatronics just make me a little tee hee. This isn't really a WIP because I have no actually writing on paper but I want to write more apotheosis fics

9) Which fic has been the hardest to write? the halloween fic. I don't know why it's so hard but I cannot write it oh my god it haunts me. But if we;'re going off of completed fics that was really hard to write u8h The fic I wrote with the alternate ending to pd ep 10 was also pretty hard just because I couldn't figure out how I wanted to write that or whatever idk I'm so exhausted rn. this fic

27)How do you feel about collaborations? I am not good at working with other people also I don't really know what a collaboration would be or how to do one so. I guess not well? Idk???? I am a solo kind of guy

2) Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to? not really a trope but I think I need to write more toxic relationships it's very interesting to me, that and more smoking fics. I wanna write a shotgunning fic tbh but I just have not gotten around to do that. What else have I not done that I want to do? IDK what tropes are there?????

14) What’s the worst writing advice you’ve ever come across? Something something don't use said or whatever, the show don't tell argument because it's super nuanced and usually any sort of writing advice giving that show don't tell thing is not going to describe in enough detail to actually be beneficial because there are SO Many nuances behind it. Uh, I don't really listen to writing advice because I am self confident and a bit of an egotist when it comes to writing so that's probably it.

I am so freaking tired you can probably see my deteriorating state as this list goes on, I don't even know what one you left off all I know is I am so tired.

[academicweaponintraining]

ermm what the flip dude!! um yea so im starting this blog bc 2 of my friends have blogs but im too lazy to do coding stuff so im just gonna have a tumblr :3 anyway today was actually fun because m wasnt here today so i didnt have to sit with her! lunch was actually pretty fun today bc d sat with me since her table was full, and then k and z sat with us too bc mrs w is SO strict during lunch for literally no reason.. d and me talked for the whole time but k and z mainly just talked with themselves, but they talked to me a couple of times. i literally DONT know what to do bc i can not sit with m for the rest of the year. its so boring everyday. and literally no one gets that i cant just leave her, because she would be sitting all alone! like i cant just leave her to sit alone. p doesnt get it, every time i say something about not being able to leave her shes like "just leave anyway, its not your responsibility to sit with her" and i guess thats true but I WOULD STILL FEEL BAD!!11!!!!1!

tw sewer slide

ok im literally SO scared bc i just read a's blog and (1) she relapsed again and (2) shes seriously thinking of k ing herself. i LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. because even if i wanted to tell someone who would i tell? the school counselor would probably just call her parents and im not doing that to a, her parents are like bad... but if i dont tell someone its basically my fault if she goes through with doing it. Ughhh i wish there was some way to make her life better because i just care abt her alot. genuinely dont know how i would be able to live without her, shes like the only good thing abt school. i dont know what to do because i care about her so much and i realy really dont want her to go but at the same time i just want her to be free of everything shes going through. but that makes it sound liike i dont care if she does it?? and i do!!! UGHHH I HATE THIS dude. i wish i could make eveyrhting better but i cant.

end of tw i just dont want to think abt this

bruh i wish one of my friends would update their blogs bc i think a is mad at me bc i didnt talk to her for some of the time we were at a basketball game. dude i dont know why but im so paranoid all the time that my friends are talking abt me. like im scared of a and s's messages because what if theytalk about me. ughhhhhhhh. lemme talk about something bc i dont get why its annoying me. so bascially this girl in my grade, she has like so many guys who like her and shes already gone out with a guy in our grade. and theres another guy who likes her and she likes him back and i dont know why but it makes me pissed. idk why cuz i dont have a crush on either of them.. idk i dont want to be mean but its so annoying how many people like her. like i know if i was pretty like her people would like me more. that reminds me earlier i was talking to d about how i better glow up this summer ( i HAVE to you dont get it) and she said that she would bully me into it if i wanted her to. she was joking but likeee maybe ill take her up on that offer. not literally bc i dont want my head shoved dwn the toilet ro something but i wanna ask her what i can do to be prettier. d is a very no bs girl so i feel like shell tell me the truth and she wont be like "nooo ur so pretty stop". i feel like some girls would def do that. honestly though my main problems i dont think can actually be solved, but here are my issues:

fat face

bad jawline

thin lips

gappy teeth

glasses

assymetrriacal eyes

yea i can only really change the bad jawline one...

anyway this blog was prob speled really badly and i should go to sclepp. bye blog:3

[kuromi-hoemie]

1. i am left handed

2. I've kinda played a lot of instruments and music was a p big part of my life growing up. my favorite to play were drums for 5 years and my second favorite was bass for 3 (❁´◡`❁)

3. i also skated for a decade. like on a skateboard down stairs n roofs n big gaps kinda thing 0: i was pretty good actually lol

i go up to 15 facts but I'll put the rest under the read more :3c

@ghoul-butch @thisismenoww @babyboodle @mellueminate @tranzjen @mothgirlyuri @limedotsoda

4. i used to get free public transportation thru my old job, but when covid first hit and i didn't have access to a car i made myself an ebike 🚴🏾‍♀️ it felt p cool whizzing around town at 30 something mph on my lil grocery run

5. i have happened to come across many witches and mediums in life so far and i feel like we always find each other at the right time (❁´◡`❁) the world is so interesting and mysterious! (do not ask me about this, this is my extremely long rant topic depending on who's asking lmaoo. related to something of a lifelong passion/fascination of mine)

6. i mention it in passing but i grew up with hauntings being a very regular thing across different houses and have experienced plenty in adulthood, but not as much as me n my fam all under the same roof. ghost stuff is complicated to rant about but this is basically tied to #5

╰(￣ω￣ｏ) this childhood is sort of the basis of my framework of understanding (as opposed to a Religion)

7. i used to pierce ppl when i was 18. i was good at it and had a lot of happy clients, but i was not certified. i also didn't like this shop i was wanting to apprentice for for trying to make me do a tattoo apprenticeship too (this was also actually what killed art for me and made me stop drawing entirely for 10 years).

🚶🏾‍♀️what i ended up doing is since the shops take 50% what u get paid anyways why don't i just charge half the price. i was snatching up so many of the younger customers in my age group bc of word of mouth, affordability, and my professionalism 🙂‍↕️ i took it very seriously and even a decade later it makes me happy to think there are ppl out there still happy with what i was able to do for them, the same way i feel so great w how i look thanks to the piercer I've been coming back to myself.

8. i grew up in a small city/big town by the beach (❁´◡`❁) i remember it fondly

9. i was caught up in a love triangle w twins once and it was as messy as you probably would imagine lmaoo

10. learned how to drive a forklift before i learned how to drive a car and was so good at it i had ppl w decades of experience watch me try to fit something on a rack and they'd be like “there's no way you're gonna make that fit” well guess fucking WHAT buddy!!! 💅🏾 every time, i loved having a lil audience

11. i lived next to this old lady who grew and sold hella weed and i also got one of my favorite pets from her. she gave me a little albino rat 🥺 the weed was funny bc we were a few blocks away from the police station actually pre-legalization 😹 she was cool as hell. she'd splice peyote w some other kind of cactus and in doing so u could harvest it in just 2 years i think? and it's supposed to take much longer otherwise, i never got to try it but that sounds cool

12. on that note I've tried salvia before which was rly funny and stupid but also so wild ajdjska. if u feel like u will still be fully present and aware no you will not lmfao i got yoinked into another reality in the middle of some prison break plot lmao 😭

13. i used to throw knives when i was younger and i got back into throwing knives again recently, and also am giving the spikes a try this time (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) very fun

14. i do 3D modeling and electrical engineering as a hobby sometimes but i ONLY am ever compelled to do it when it's for taking care of plants. my dream would be to have a huge lab complex with different zones for different climates for growing different kinds of plants separated by their general purpose (ie spices, medicinal herbs, fruits n veggies etc). but a bunch of others too just bc they're neat. i rly wanna play around w hydroponics and think being able to fully automate plant care and learning how to care for all of them sounds rly nice (❁´◡`❁) i could settle for a greenhouse too ♡⁠ apartment indoor gardening it is though huh (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

15. i have never had a straight era. when i was little i knew of LGB and straight ppl but didn't ever see myself as belonging to one or thought about it. i watched the music video for Im Not Okay and Frank kissing Gerard immediately made me realize and instantly accept that i was bisexual. being bisexual has always been pretty matter of fact to me and as a kid i didn't hide it but didn't rly feel the need to talk about it either unless u asked lol. but like. i was never questioning, i wasn't even ever straight and i think that's really funny. i didn't get to intentionally explore myself as a queer person until my early 20s but i have always been surrounded by queer ppl and that's rly nice 👼🏾

if you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog <3 (absolutely no pressure)

I didnt have my first friend in the same grade that stayed my friend until 4th grade

My Choir teacher was in a hallmark movie

My favorite class is band

@hold-my-dr-pepper @somewhatcompetent @beechaotic @angel-and-the-serpent @babyqueenfangirl @definitelynotriana @smokee-bee (Sorry smokee!)

[erenoir]

summer bummer

♡︎ genre: modern au, surfer/pool boy!eren, rich brat!reader, MDNI

♡︎ warnings: nsfw, 18+ content, unprotected sex, oral sex (m receiving,) choking, spanking, dumbification, spit, fingering, degradation, hair pulling, sub/praise kink!reader + dom!eren

♡︎ featuring: s4!eren jaeger x f!reader

♡︎ word count: 7k

you’re mommy n daddy’s only child, spoiled filthy to the core. you’ve never known a life where you didn’t get what you want. you have the house alone to yourself one day when you meet the new pool boy your parents hired. what you didn’t know was that it would be the uber hot surfer from your local beach, who’d caught you staring at him many times.

a/n: happy u.s. summer! here’s some hot n sweaty beach fantasy eren x reader for u all. this is my first time writing smut so i hope u enjoy ♡︎. also if u can listen to the song pls do bc umm.. it sets the scene perfectly.

“hey—

hello?!” you felt his hand come in contact with your tender cheek, lines of mascara competing to see which can roll down your face the farthest.

—did you hear me? i said suck it.”

3 hours earlier

“today’s forecast says it’s going to be a scolding 85 degrees fahrenheit in marley with sunny skies, with the rest of the week staying in the high 90s. so grab your loved ones and get down to the beach friends ‘cause this weekend is looking to be another hot one!”

you let out a groan as you turned off your tv, if there was one thing you hated about marley it was how hot the summers were. you did not like being sweaty, that was for sure. your mascara is never waterproof, your lipstick is never long-lasting, and no amount of hairspray keeps your hair from deflating. you slip out of bed and put your feet into your silk slippers as you decide what you’re gonna do today. what would it be? maybe you could convince jean to come over and take you out on your dad’s yacht, lord knows you didn’t know how to drive it. or you could invite sasha over to go tanning on the dock. you’re pretty sure your family’s chef niccolo has a crush on her anyway, maybe a bit of matchmaking today huh? he made a lovely eggplant caviar with tapenade. ugh, i have no interest in people today, you thought. you made your way down to the kitchen in your pajamas to see if niccolo could make you some french toast for breakfast when you see a note from your parents sitting on the counter.

hi honey bunny,

we didn’t want to wake you.

the brauns invited your father and i on their yacht today, they told us it just received some fabulous upgrades. we probably won’t be back until around 5 pm, niccolo won’t be in until 3 to start preparing dinner, we gave him the morning off. we left you one of our credit cards on the counter so you can cater yourself some breakfast from the restaurant. have a good morning hun.

love,

mommy + daddy

- also, the new pool boy we told you about will be in at around 11, so don’t be alarmed if you see someone unfamiliar around the house. xx

you sighed, although you enjoyed being alone, you did enjoy the solace of niccolo’s company. he wasn’t one to say much, but you liked that about him. sometimes he felt like your only friend in this huge mansion. most of your friends didn’t feel real, using you for your status and money, with the exception of sasha and jean, but even they barely came around. they say rich people have nothing to be sad about when money can buy you all the luxuries in the world, but money couldn’t buy you the attention you so desperately craved.

you called your mom’s catering company and ordered yourself eggs benedict with caviar and a side of turkey bacon to the main estate.

“alright, it’ll be around 30 minutes miss y/l/n.”

“okay, thank you.”

looks like it was gonna be another lonely day in the estate. you didn’t want to stay inside, so you settled for a nice morning by the pool, you could finally catch up on all those magazine subscriptions piling outside of your door.

your beautician had come over on monday to do you and your mother’s mani-pedis. you chose a nice cherry red for your nails and toes, so today you put on your deep red swimsuit to match. it has a deep v the ties up around your neck like a halter. your parents hated the thing, saying it exposed too much cleavage, but you couldn’t care less. you had used your very own credit card to buy it, so you thought you should be able to wear it whenever you want. you slipped on your jimmy choo flip flops and chanel sunnies and headed down to the pool. your vivian westwood pearl necklace bounced between your tits as you jogged down the steps, a natural frown coming onto your face when you remembered niccolo wasn’t here, expecting to see his face in the kitchen.

you smiled as you saw the lovely breakfast the restaurant prepared, and the glass of rosé they left next to it as a surprise. you sat down at your kitchen island to eat as you flipped through april’s issue of harper’s bazaar. the models on the cover looked happy, you wonder what their secrets were.

spreading your last piece of baguette with caviar, your ears perked up when you heard the buzzer to the main gate ring the main estate. you pressed your manicured finger on the button until you heard the familiar tone to begin speaking.

“hi this is y/n y/l/n. who’s here?”

“uhh… yeah this is eren.. jaeger.”

your heart dropped at the name, you could not believe it. shit.. you’ve got to be kidding me.

“i’m the new pool guy for your house, i think i have the right address. is this the… y/l/n residence?”

your heart felt tight, it’s like someone had taken a rock and shoved it in your chest. your body went numb, maybe it’s a different eren. no, you knew it wasn’t. marley wasn’t a very big town, it’s a coastal city that’s best known for its beach and it’s surfers—eren jaeger just happened to be one of the best. eren goes surfing on tuesday, thursday, and friday mornings, so you and sasha also went to the beach on tuesday, thursday, and friday mornings. you coincidentally, made sure you walked past his spot in your tiniest swimsuit every single time, you’re just a local that goes to the beach a lot is all. to say you had a crush on eren was an understatement, you were absolutely infatuated with him—but he definitely didn’t even know you existed despite your pathetic attempts at flirting. but this friday morning he wasn’t surfing, he was at your front gate.. about to clean your giant pool for god knows how many hours.

“uh.. hello? is anyone there?”

shit.. “u-um, yes, sorry about that yeah, let me just buzz you in.” you walked over to your front door where the buzzer to the main gate is and hesitantly pressed the button, moving like a sloth, hands shaking, face sweating. what do i do now? do i wait for him? do i show him to the pool? do i just act like he’s not here? no-fuck-wait.. god i hate this. no i have to show him where the pool is and where to get the cleaning supplies-maybe he already knows? no how would he already know y/n. okay you just need to relax and take a deep breath, he’s just a per-

“uh—hey..i’m eren.” the tall, brooding man sticks a hand out to you.

“how’d you get in here?” stupid introduction.. god you’re so dumb.

“mr. and mrs. y/l/n let me know where the spare key was so i could let myself in, just in case y/n wasn’t around.. would that be you?” his eyebrows purse together as he nods his chin in your direction.

“y-yeah that would be me.. hi. i’m y/n!” you put your hand in his and the way his hand suffocates yours in size makes your stomach flip. you see eren’s dark green eyes slowly rake themselves up and down your body when you immediately become self conscious. you were only in your red swimsuit, chanel sunnies sit atop your head, pushing your bangs back. you felt very.. exposed all of a sudden.

“do you.. need me to show you to the pool area?” you ask the sun kissed boy.

“yeah that would be great y/n,” the way your name rolled off of his tongue shook you to your deepest core. you wanted to hear him say it in more ways than one.

“okay, follow me.”

the walk to the pool was silent, the only noise heard were your jimmy choo flip flops hitting against the cold marble floor. eren stayed a few steps behind you, watching how your body swayed back and forth in your tight swimsuit. his eyes grazed down to your ass, and watched as it bounced with every step. he feels like he’s seen you before, he just can’t pinpoint from where. his stare was intense, you could feel his eyes burning into your back, but you pretended you didn’t notice, not bothering to look back at him. you reached the sliding doors to your patio and led him outside.

“so this the pool, the hot tub is farther towards to the back of the yard, if you keep waking towards the garden you’ll hit it.” you turned to see if he was keeping up, his eyes were intent on you, you felt heat rising to your cheeks and you turned around before he could notice.

“let me show you the pool house next.” you walk him over to your outdoor seating area and lead him behind that to a separate little house equipped with a bathroom, living area, and kitchen. you open the door and led him in.

“so this is the pool house, feel free to take your breaks in here, the kitchen is stocked with food and drinks if you’re hungry.” you opened the door to the tool closet, “this is where we keep all the supplies to clean the pool, if we’re out of anything call this number and maintenance will be over to bring you more.” you point to the contact sheet that’s beside all of the intercom systems throughout the estate. you looked up at him and gave him a warm smile, “so… yeah that should be everything.” you looked down at your feet. please say something.

“shit..” you hear eren whisper under his breath. you look up at him to ask what’s wrong. “sorry, it’s just.. your place is huge.”

“yeah, we get that a lot.. but if you need anything i’ll be sitting by the pool so..” you start to back out of the pool house, giving eren a small wave before letting him get started. he gave you one last smile as you left.

you were sat by the pool with an issue of vogue, you couldn’t believe low-waisted jeans were coming back in. your chanel sunnies sat low on your nose as you snacked on some fresh cherries, your mom had some ins with sasha’s family, they ran a family farm and grew the best produce in town. you stuck a cherry in your mouth, sucking on it for a little before spitting the pit into the napkin that was slowly being covered in cherry seeds. you were too enthralled in your reading to realize eren’s burning gaze on your lips, watching you from across the pool, every time you pulled a cherry stem out of your mouth, your lips were stained a bit redder than before. the way your lips moved around the fruit, back and forth sucking the pit dry.. he could only imagine you doing the same thing to his pretty little cock. you stuck your pinky in your mouth, sucking it dry from the cherry juice that was dripping down it. eren shook his head, trying to rid his mind of the lewd thoughts he was having about his clients’ daughter. he went back to pulling leaves out of the pool with the pool net when it was your turn to give him an affectionate gaze.

eren was tall, his stomach looked like it went on for ages, the sun hitting it just right to form lines of shadows that defined his abs. he wasn’t wearing a shirt, it was far too hot for that. he had his long hair tied back into a sloppy bun, baby hairs sticking to his sweaty forehead. his skin had been kissed by the sun a fair bit, the tan lines from surfing peaking out as his swim shorts hung low. his cheeks stained a perfect pink as you watched him lift his arm to wipe sweat off of his face. your eyes trailed down only to fixate on the large bulge forming under his swim shorts, your thighs instinctively rubbed themselves together, thoughts getting cloudy at the idea of you possibly turning him on. your lips salivated at the thought of eren having you. your eyes lingered for a little too long as you hear eren clear his throat, your eyes shooting up only to meet his already boring into you, he wore a smug smile on his face, like he knew exactly what was happening between your legs. you gave him a questioning look, acting completely innocent to the filthy thoughts that were ransacking both of your minds.

“i was gonna mention this earlier but.. you look really familiar,” eren poked at you, as he was working he remembered exactly who you were once he got a good look at you. you were the rich brat that fawned after him every time he was at the beach surfing.

it was like clockwork, just as he was getting out of the water, surfboard hugged close to his side, there you were with that brunette friend of yours. laughing loudly, tits bouncing in those tiny little swimsuits you wore, hardly being held up by the tiny straps tied behind your neck. you would flip your hair to one side of your head, exposing your soft, supple neck to eren as he shook the saltwater out of his hair. eren thought your desperate attempts at getting him to notice you were embarrassing, but damn did they work. you were basically part of his morning routine, he actually began to look forward to seeing you walk past him for twenty seconds of his day, though it felt like an eternity for the both of you. the way your hair blew in the morning breeze, perfectly glossed lips pretending to laugh at whatever your friend had said, you wanted him to look at you.

eren would excuse himself from his friends to go to his truck for a moment, saying he needed to get more wax for his board. but really he would hide himself away in his back seat with the tinted windows, peel off the upper half of his wetsuit, and play with his cock while he thought of your pretty face on your knees sucking him off like the good little brat you were. every tuesday, thursday, and friday morning, that’s where he would find himself.. jerking off to the thought of you, knees bruised, lips swollen, hair a mess from his hands, love bites all over your soft tits. eren’s hand moved faster, harder. “yeah kitten, just like that. cum on my co—oh!” white ropes shooting onto eren’s salty, sweaty stomach. beads of sweat rolling down his face as his eyes crossed in euphoria. that’s where eren knew you from. the beach girl, y/n y/l/n, the brat of his filthy little fantasies, he fucking wanted you.

your heart dropped at eren’s statement, you didn’t think he actually noticed you at the beach those mornings. you just thought you were acting a fool for nothing, he wouldn’t even so much as glance your way. you raised your magazine just above your cheeks so he couldn’t see the pools of red forming atop them. you pulled your chanel sunnies down the bridge of your nose and raised your eyes to get a good look at him.

“hmm.. no i don’t know if i’ve ever seen you before today. maybe i look like someone you know?” you little bitch, eren thought. how could you pretend to not know him, some brat you were. he’d have to teach you a lesson. he scoffed at your response, “yeah, okay.” you sensed a hint of annoyance in his voice, so he definitely saw you those mornings.

you were on your fourth magazine, now reading may’s issue of elle, when you checked your phone for the time. 12:30. eren had been working non-stop for almost two hours, maybe you should get him a drink. you closed your magazine and swung your legs over your lounge chair as you made your way around the pool to where he was submerged, scrubbing away at the walls. your breath hitched as he shook out his hair, once slicked back with water. he was so pretty.

“hey! i’m gonna go get a drink from the pool house.. do you want anything? you’ve been out here with nothing this whole time, don’t want you passing out on us.” look at you, trying to act like you cared, eren thought. he didn’t think you were capable of caring about anyone other than yourself and all of the material things you owned. he looked up at your body standing above him. your thighs looked soft, god how he wanted to shove his face between them. his eyes moved down to your feet, toes painted a perfect cherry red, you donned a gold anklet on your right leg. your legs were glossy with lotion and sweat, he wanted to lick wet stripes up them all the way to your—oh? what’s this? eren’s eyes focused in on the damp little spot between your legs, right at the crotch of your bright red swimsuit. he couldn’t help but smirk, was all this for him? was this what the mere thought of him did to you? his eyes darkened as you crossed your legs and cleared your throat.

“s-so? would you like anything?” your voice cracked towards the end of your question. eren let out a soft chuckle, as he pushed his long locks back, hair now fallen out of his bun, hair tie on his wrist. you let out a low groan as his biceps flexed slightly at the action.

“no i’m okay for right now, if i want anything i can just go get it myself right?” his eyes sparkled up at you, slightly squinting to keep some of the sun out. his words had a double meaning, he knew that, hell, you knew that. if eren wanted a drink, if he wanted you, he can just take it himself. you let out a deep breath through your nose, and crossed your arms over your chest as you smirked down at the boy.

you released your lower lip from your teeth’s grip, “yes, you can just get it yourself eren.” your voice sung his name like it was a form of worship. you turned on your heels and started making your way to the pool house, turning around to give eren a quick look over the shoulder, noticing his eyes were still fixed on you. you swayed your hips a little extra, follow me, please follow me. you craved attention, you were so lonely in this big house, you wanted to feel the touch of someone else. you heard the pool water splash, he got out, you smirked devilishly to yourself as you opened the door.

you were pouring ice into a glass, a can of cherry coke cracked open. you hummed a little tune to yourself when you heard the door of the pool house creak open slowly. before you know it eren was leaning on the counter next to you, arms crossed, hair back up in his usual bun, looking down at you. you kept your eyes on what you were doing, waiting for him to say something.

“is that for me?” he teased. you looked up at him with a fake-annoyed scowl, letting out an exaggerated little pout. god you were so fucking cute, eren’s cock hardening at the thought. he shifted his position to try to hide his growing length from you.

“well do you like cherry coke eren?” every time you said his name his jaw clenched a little harder.

“yeah, i like cherry coke.” his voice now more of a whisper, you looked up at him as you pushed the drink into his chest, telling him to take it. he took the drink, hand placed over yours on the glass, the two of you holding that position momentarily. you looked up at him, eyes hazy and filled with obvious lust. your hand mindlessly traced up his chest, drawing small circles on his skin as your hand fell to the necklace around his neck, lifting up the key pendant softly to get a good look at it. you felt eren’s breath hitch in his chest.

“i have to go to the bathroom, excuse me.” you looked up at him one last time, eyes begging him to follow you, and you slowly made your way to the bathroom, giving him time to think about your movements. you open the door to the small, hot pool house bathroom when you felt a strong grip hold you back by a piece of your swimsuit. yes, you thought.

you turn around to look at the man in front of you, eren’s chest moving up and down in heavy breaths, eyes dark with want, lips chapped and glistening from the amount of times he’s licked them.

“i thought i knew you from somewhere,” he moves in closer, closing the gap between your bodies, “you’re there.. at the beach.. every morning.. watching me surf.. yet you say you don’t know me.” his hand meets your waist and gives it a tight squeeze as the other grabs your chin and forces you to look up at him.

“well i’m gonna make sure you know me.”

eren pushes you back into the bathroom, closing the door behind the two of you. you feel your walls crashing down as you wrap your arms around his neck. he hoists you up onto the sink and your wrap your legs around his waist, begging him to be closer to you. your lips crash together in a frenzy, moving fast and frantic. neither of you could ignore the tension any longer, about to give in to your darkest desires.

eren grabs a fistful of your hair in his hands and yanks your head back as you let out a small moan. “you like that huh? you like when i rough you up like you’re a little rag doll huh bitch?” your eyes roll back at his words. you grab his head and bring your foreheads together, looking deep into his eyes, “fucking wreck me like i’m your little rag doll eren.”

your eyes are only fixated on his in this moment, grinding your hips mindlessly into his as his grip on your hair tightens, tears pricking at your eyes. he yanks your head back again as you let out a little yelp, “yeah? you want me to wreck you? then show me a how a good doll sucks my fucking cock huh? can you suck my cock good?” you nod your head, already spitting on your hand to prepare to wrap it around his member. he smirks at your desperation, clearly understanding that he’s in control here. he pulls on your hair like it’s a leash as he yanks you off the counter and to the ground on your knees. your hands paw desperately at his swim shorts, wanting them off already. he smacked your hands off of him, “filthy bitch, you just can’t wait can you?”

he maintains his grip on your hair and looks down on you on your knees. smack! your head whips to the right as you let out a yelp.

“you haven’t even let me explain the rules yet.” he grabs your face and places a foot on one of your shoulders as your back pushes into the wall from the weight. he squeezes your mouth open, “say ahh.” your tongue instinctively hangs out of your mouth. eren chuckles, “that’s my good little puppy, panting on her knees for me.” you hear him chock up a wad of spit as it hangs down from his mouth to yours. catching it on your tongue, he closes your mouth and makes you swallow it.

“say thank you.”

“thank you eren!” you cry up to him. god, you were so fucking pretty, eren thought.

“first rule, you cum only when i tell you to.” you nod eagerly, eyes beaming up at him. he smiles down at you all cute and ready for him, “second rule, you do exactly as i say.” he grabs your red cheek and rubs his thumb across it softly, “last rule, you tap me twice if anything becomes too much for you.”

“is that good?”

“s good eren,” you reply, ready for whatever he wanted to give you. he grabs your faces and kisses it roughly, before pushing you back against the wall with his foot and landing a pretty little smack to the other side of your face.

“okay, now be a good little doll and suck my cock.”

your pussy throbbed at the sight of him, you loved being his little sex puppet. his eyes went from sparkling in the sunlight to dark and slicing into you. the muscles in his arm flexed as his grip on your hair tightened. his abs were moving up and down as he breathed deeply, you thought back to the countless times you saw him at the beach, wondering if a moment like this would ever happen. you were captivated by him, mouth watering at his towering physique.

currently, 12:55 pm

“hey—

hello?!” you felt his hand come in contact with your tender cheek, lines of mascara competing to see which can roll down your face the farthest.

—did you hear me? i said suck it.”

your eyes widened as you realized where you were. your hands worked to untie the elastic of his swim shorts and pull them down, releasing his thick cock and watching it smack his stomach. you immediately licked a thick stripe up his shaft, his hand pushing your head into him at the movement. you spat on your hand and mixed your saliva with his precum as you began to move your hand up and down his cock slowly, letting out little moans in the process. your hand held the base of his cock while the other played with his balls, eren’s thighs were shaking before you. god i want to make him feel like this forever. you let a fat glob of spit sink down from your mouth onto the tip of his cock as you slowly proceeded to wrap your lips around him.

“fuck y/n, that’s it girl,” eren’s words made you throb down to your core. you let your mouth sink down onto his cock until he reached the back of your throat, his hips jutted into you as you gagged. you came up for air, a string of saliva connecting the tip of his cock to your bottom lip. he let out a loud moan at the sight. you take him again, this time moving your hand and your mouth in sync. up. down. up. down. as you milked his sweet cock, eren guided your head with his fingers tangled in your hair, speeding up a little bit more every time. you two found a rhythm, his hips jutting into you as you moved your mouth and hand in time, saliva coating your swollen lips and cheeks. you took the liberty to sink your mouth all the way down on his cock, the tip tickling the back of your throat again, your forehead against his stomach. your hands brace themselves on his thighs as you swirl your head around on him, his hands pushing your head into him, as his hips move against your face.

“take deep breaths doll, deep breaths,” eren whined out. you nodded as you looked up at him, mascara covering your cheeks, taking deep breaths through your nose. your moans are high pitched, you removed a hand from his hips and reach down to touch your clit through your swimsuit, hoping to ease the aching in your cunt in the slightest. eren was losing it at the sight of you like this. marley’s richest little brat at the mercy of his cock. completely unwinding, a cum and spit covered mess, choking on his length. he watched you desperate trying to feel something as you touched yourself with sloppy movements, his eyes rolled back and crossed at the sight.

“shit, i’m gonna cum baby,” eren pulls his cock out of your mouth, and starts to pump it hard and fast, ready to release his load on your pretty face. you let your tongue hang out of your mouth for him and look up at him with your doe eyes, hands working at your clit harder. eren cries out your name as you feel your cheeks warm up with his hot cum.

“shit, shit, c’mere, fucking come here baby,” he lifts you up by your hair and brings you close to him, arms wrapped tightly around your waist as you put yours around his neck. he kisses you hard, tongues exploring each other’s mouths, eyebrows pursed in concentration. you feel eren’s hands begin to work at the knot around your kneck, growing frustrated he ends up ripping it off you.

you gasp and your hand flys to the back of your neck, “ugh! that was gucci spring ‘18 eren!” your eyebrows knitted in anger at him. he chuckled slyly.

“tell your parents to tip me good and maybe i can buy you a new one then huh?” he peels the swimsuit off of you, your naked body fully exposed to him. he pushes you back up on the counter, his lips never detaching from yours. your legs instinctively open for him, moaning into his mouth. “fuck, eren please—

“please what you little bitch? demanding now are we?” he teased you.

“it’s my turn, touch me,” you whine. he lands a sharp smack on your ass and you yelp in pain. his hand squeezes your cheeks and you open your mouth for him again. “take it,” eren growls and spits on your tongue.

“patience is a virtue dolly, you don’t tell me what to do,” eren says as he plunges two fingers into your slick. your head rolls back and hits the mirror behind you, “fuck!” you wail.

eren shows no mercy as his fingers fuck you rough and fast, not losing the pace anytime soon. your hand reached down to his wrist and pushes his fingers further inside of you, your hips pushing up into him as you begin to grind yourself onto his hand.

“look at you, you needy little bitch. getting yourself off on my hand, so filthy,” you whine at his words. he spits on your cunt and brings his other hand down to rub fast circles on your clit. your eyes roll back and tears start to roll down your face as your breath stops in your throat. “ren! fuck i—oh fuck baby please, i’m gonna cum!” you look eren dead in the eyes, crying for him to let you cum, your grip on his wrist tightening as your body shakes uncontrollably. the spout of the sink is digging into your back but you. don’t. care. you’re only thinking about eren letting you cum. he takes his hand off of your clit and pushes your face into his, kissing you harshly. “yeah baby, go ahead, cum for me.”

“o—oh!” your body jolts in pleasure and your cunt tightens around him. your mind turns into mush, the only thing you can say are pieces of eren’s name. you’re a babbling mess underneath him, as his fingers fuck you through your high, his lips resting on your forehead as you regain your breathing. eren looks at you again, this time softly, asking you for reassurance. you smile at him and nod your head through your haze, letting him know you’re okay. he wastes no time lifting your legs onto his shoulders, turning your body into a folded pretzel on what little counter space you have. he starts pumping his cock in his hand, already hard after what he just watched. he looks at you again, when you grab his jaw and kiss him hard. eyes never leaving each other’s as you begged against his lips, “eren, fuck me.”

you feel his thick cock ram into your plush cunt, eyes squeezing shut and mouth dropping at the euphoric feeling. “so fucking tight doll,” eren mewls as you wrap your hands in his hair, his bun now falling down his back. he begins to slam in and out of you, the fast pace overwhelming both of you as the two of you desperately grabbed at each other’s bodies, just wanting to feel close in that moment. you’re absolutely losing your mind at the feeling, drooling at the mouth as eren licks the falling spit off your face.

“look at you, you dumb little slut, taking my cock so well like a good l-little doll.” eren’s thrusts didn’t lose speed as he hiccuped through his words, “you’re doing so good for me sweet girl, so f-ucking good for me my baby.” your pussy clenches at his words, his hair falling down and tickling your face as your cheeks flushed red. eren lands a nice smack to your face and grabs your cheeks to force you to look at him, “who do you belong to? who’s pussy is this?”

your thighs shake, legs around his neck pushing him further into you. “i-it’s yours baby, f-uck, this pussy is fucking yours eren. take it, take it fuck!” you’re a babbling mess underneath him, he takes your throat in his hands and lightly squeezes it, using it as an anchor to thrust into you harder. tears are streaming down your cheeks, lip gloss smeared across your lips, you’re a complete, whiny mess, drowning in pleasure. he closes the gap between you two and leans forward to take one of your nipples in his mouth, never losing an ounce of speed. your knees are folded against your shoulders, ass tilted upwards as eren thrusts down into you. your hair is sticking to your forehead with sweat, as you yank his head up from your breast to kiss him passionately. “i’m s-so c-close ‘ren,” he kisses the tears away from your eyes, taking in the sight before him.

your face is beat red and smeared with makeup, breasts bouncing with every thrust into you, your hands are gripped onto your thighs as you pull them back further into you, allowing eren to fill you up as far as he can. you look up at him desperately, mouthing the word “please” over and over again as you look up at him with tears in your eyes. he nods at you frantically whispering, “yes, yes, yes, i’m so close close doll, fuck.” both of you climbing your high, tangled together in the cramped bathroom. the mirror behind you is foggy, the imprint of eren’s hand slowly sliding down as he grabs your head and brings your foreheads together.

“yes, yes, yes, eren cum inside of me.. p-please cum inside of me,” you whisper into his lips. you wanted to feel every inch of him. eren’s eyes roll back at your words, tongue slipping out of his mouth, as he pants heavily, getting ready to release himself inside of you. “go ahead baby, cum for me,” eren whispers as your body jerks underneath him, stomach frantically moving up and down. you couldn’t take it anymore, foreheads still close together, you both cum in unison. you feel eren’s seed inside of you as you repeatedly slam the counter with your hand. “fuck, fuck, fuck! eren oh my god i feel you inside of me!” you scream as he rides out both of your highs. “o-oh my god y/n! fuck your cunt is so good, a-ah you did so good for me my sweet,” eren whispers sweet nothings into your ear, now becoming a babbling mess himself.

the two of you are caked in chlorine and sweat, covered in each other’s spit and cum, as eren slows his pace down. slowly pulling himself out of you, you both watch as his seed seeps out of your vagina. “fuck,” eren whispers, kneeling down and licking a fat stripe up your core, leaving the taste of you two mixed together in his mouth. your body jolts one last time at the sensation, as you try to regulate your staggered breathing. your eyes are closed tightly and your hands are still clenched in eren’s long hair as you try to calm yourself down. you feel eren kiss your forehead tenderly, running his hands back through your hair, trying to clean it up a bit.

“you okay?” eren asks softly. your eyes flutter open and land on his beautiful figure before you. he lowers your legs from his shoulders and lifts your body up to a comfortable sitting position on the counter. he takes the back of your head gently in his hands and places one soft kiss on your lips. “mm yeah i’m okay,” you whisper to him. your hands grab his wrists and bring both of his hands to your face, you kiss his knuckles as he says, “open,” one last time. you do as he says and he sticks his middle and ring fingers into your mouth, your lips closing around them, tongue twirling as you taste yourself on him. “you’re so pretty,” he says bluntly. your cheeks redden as you nuzzle your head into his neck.

the two of you are still in a haze as eren wipes you clean with a warm towel. “hm, i didn’t think you could be so sweet,” you tease. he looks up at you from his position on the ground, wiping in between your legs sweetly. “shut up,” he mumbles, expression turning into a scowl. you two had moved to the living room area of the pool house as you cleaned yourselves up.

you grabbed eren’s hair in your hands as you combed your fingers through his soft tresses, “hair tie,” you mumble.

“hm?”

“gimme your hair tie,” you open and close your hand a few times, beckoning him to give it to you. he places it in your hand as you comb his hair up into a bun, pulling some pieces from the front to frame his face. eren smiles at the sensation of someone other than himself doing his hair, “thanks,” he whispers under his breath, playing with his hands in his lap. “m’hm,” you hum in response.

“here,” he tosses his shirt at you, “—because your swim suit you know—

—yeah you ripped it,” you said with a straight face before breaking into a smirk.

“yeah.. i’ll get you a new one just like it. can’t promise it’ll be gucci though..”

“eren?” you ask.

“hm? what is it?” he says as he slips his swim shorts on. he looks down at you with a smug look.

“remember when i said i didn’t recognize you? i lied.. i knew it was you the minute you said your name over the intercom.”

“oh really? i never would have guessed!” he teased you as you roll your eyes and get up from your spot on the couch. you open the door to the pool house and hold it open for eren coming out behind you. you both squinted your eyes, putting a hand up to your face to block out some of the sun, neither of you had seen daylight for the past hour or so. you two looked a mess. as much as you tried to clean yourselves both yours and eren’s hair were tangled, greasy messes, your face was red and eren had scratch marks up and down his back. you were also in nothing but his shirt.

“try to leave quietly through the kitchen,” you whispered as you inched up to the sliding doors softly. eren nodded silently at you in response. it was only 2:30 so you were in the clear. you were the first to walk in the house when—

“hey sweetie! the brauns decided to bring the boat back in early! my god honey you look a mess!” your mother rushed up to you to begin prodding at your face. you quickly leaned up against the doorway in an attempt to hide eren who was crouched down behind you, waving your hand frantically behind you so only he could see, motioning him to just leave through the front and take the long way.

“haha! hi mommy! i-i know.. i went in the pool today and um.. yeah my hair didn’t dry properly. i was just coming into change into some proper clothes!”

“oh speaking of the pool.. that pool boy did an amazing job didn’t he? much cleaner than the last person we hired! did you get to speak to him hun was he nice?”

“o-oh!” eren squeezes your ass one more time before running off around the estate in nothing but his swim shorts, “h-he was actually very nice! i actually recognized him from somewhere before!”

“we should have him back shouldn’t we hun?” your mother gives your father a quick glance back, he hums mindlessly in agreement, too absorbed in his golf digest to listen. “what do you think sweetie?”

“oh yeah.. i mean he was just great!” really great. “cleaned every spot of the pool! we should definitely have him back!”

please have him back.

a/n: um besties what did we think?? i love pool boy surfer eren i think i will marry him.

[angelsfalling16]

Signs that you're in love with the prince of England:

[This has been sitting in the notes app on my phone for over a year bc I kept forgetting to format and post it]

Reminiscent of the Signs that you’re in love your roommate post that I made a few years ago

On Page 7: the first time you talk about him, you mention him jerking off (okay, I will admit this one is a bit of a stretch, but I'm just getting started)

On Page 10: you imagine "twirling around a ballroom while [he] drones sweet nothings" in your ear (and blush about it!)

On Page 11: you liken him to Prince Charming (another stretch)

On Page 14: you spend half the page describing him in quite complimentary terms (”infuriatingly symmetrical"? Really, Alex?)

On Page 14: you get upset thinking that his dancing with your sister has something to do with you

On Page 15: you clearly remember the first time you really saw him

On Page 16: you used to sneak into your sister's room to touch his hair in a picture

On Page 16: you imagined taking said picture and keeping it in your room

On Page 16: you say he's beautiful

On Page 18: you get defensive and upset when he insinuates that you may be obsessed with him

On Page 19: you delight in the glimpse of his personality

On Page 19: in all the wreckage, you manage to see a small cut on his cheek out of the corner of your eye

On Page 30: you already know everything about him from "hate reading" his Wikipedia page

On Page 36: you describe him poetically. Or really, the way you describe him in that entire page. His hands, his eyes...

On Page 43: you say he's fresh and handsome and his hair looks soft

On Page 43: you say he is annoyingly attractive (and are so distracted you almost don't hear a question you're being asked (on television!!)

On Page 48: you enjoyed that slightly erotic fight you just had with him

On Page 50: you remember the first time you met him "down to the Union Jack on [his] anorak"

On Page 53: one of the first things you say after giving him your number is "no booty calls"

On Page 59: Luna doesn't believe that you're not into the prince

On Page 59: you stared at a photo of him for an hour

On Page 71: you have a stupid smile every time you look at your phone while texting him

On Page 73: you know he's frowning at his phone

On Page 77: you text him every day

On Page 80: you imagine him killing you sensually (yeah, I'm reaching again but this page is great)

On Page 82: you get a big smile at something he says

On Page 83: You're still smiling

On Page 91-92: You tell him about all your family drama/baggage

On Page 95: your sister compares your relationship with him to fake dating turned falling in love trope

On Page 96: you feel warm and nervous when your sister says you like him

On Page 98: you think he has a beautiful face

On Page 99: you really like him

On Page 101: you find him endearing

On Page 102: you feel a strange spark in your gut at the way he's watching you

On Page 103: you feel giddy when he gets jealous of you dancing with someone else

On Page 106: You're thinking about absorbing some of the "much" for him to help him

On Page 108: you don't mind kissing him

On Page 108: kissing him is nothing like kissing anyone you've ever kissed before

On Page 109: you can't stop thinking about the kiss

On Page 113: you think about him and something twists in your chest

On Page 113: You're so caught caught up in thinking about his body that you trip and skin your knee

On Page 114: you've wanted to kiss him this entire time

On Page 115: You're always thinking about him, no matter how hard you try to distract yourself

On Page 120: You're Draco Malfoy level obsessed with him and have been for years

On Page 120: you long-distance flirt with him every day

On Page 120: basically everything that Nora is saying on this page about you...

On Page 124: you get pissed when you see him kissing someone else, before you calm down enough to think it through logically

On Page 129: You're into his British accent

On Page 132: you feel lit up with a feeling that has probably always been there

On Page 135: you have to remind yourself that you don't have feelings for him

On Page 145: you have to remind yourself not to care too much

On Page 158: You're kind of obsessed with him

On Page 159-160: after seeing a picture of him, your heart does a weird thing (that definitely isn't a whole thing)

On Page 160: You're just as attracted to his dark moods as the rest of them

On Page 172: you open up to him about things you don't say to anyone else

On Page 183: your migraine "demands soothing images of Henry looking cozy and picturesque”

On Page 198: you've never met a challenge you didn't live, and he is a challenge

On Page 199: you know all his ticks

On Page 200: you wish you could wake up with him and watch him get ready for the day every morning

On Page 219-220: he plays "Your Song" and you have to tell yourself that you aren't there to fall in love with him

On Page 227: he's the one you want to call when you're going through a rough time

On Page 234: it wouldn't make a difference if you were told not to see him again

On Page 243: even after everything that has happened, you still feel like you want to know more of him

On Page 257: You're "so in love [you] could die"

At this point he's finally admitted it, and I could have stopped but decided to keep going:

On Page 257: you've been falling in love with him for years

On Page 263: you try to tell him you love him

On Page 266-267: for a full week, you go crazy after he ghosts you

On Page 267-270: you fly to a whole other country to confront him and won't leave until he lets you in

On Page 271: you tell him you love him. Twice.

On Page 277: you feel something about him knowing how you like your coffee

On Page 283: you've been thinking about how a relationship with him would work since that first time he kissed you

On Page 291: you refer to him as one of your homes

On Page 302-303: you make a list of things you love about him

On Page 312: you're willing to risk ruining your life for him

On Page 312: you're never gonna love anyone else like you love him

On Page 328: you feel forever about him. and you've known it all along

On Page 344: you love him on purpose

[cutemeat]

Speaking of taking it to 11, I'm glad Glenn stood up for not throwing away stereotypes entirely just to be subversive. Ofc it's valuable that Mac's not a gay man stereotype, but as a queer Asian who fits stereotypes, it's sad when tv goes TOTALLY in the opposite direction because they're worried they'll "do a stereotype" (obv there's good, nuanced and bad, harmful versions). There's proud defiance in leaning in sometimes. Do you think RCG worry about "bi Dennis" bc of evil bi stereotypes?

YES, i totally agree!! And it makes perfect sense that he feels that way, cuz Dennis does tend to embody a lot of common queer stereotypes from s1 all the way to s15... Way moreso than Mac ever has, imo. But its not so much that he felt like a plain caricature of those stereotypes (though obviously im not gonna act like in a lot of moments he's not being played up that way lol... 'boys are out tonight huh!?' but even Glenn admitted that was something he didn't want to be included in the episode as his character cuz it was "too broad" LMAO). He still feels like a character that has depth and is well-rounded, including those 'stereotypical' queer traits. So even before Glenn outright said that, it did feel like he had that mentality and I think that's also probably something that's gotten better with maturity lollll. But I was also rlly glad to hear him outright say that too, cuz it is, as you said, commonplace now for writers to keep trying to be "subversive" of stereotypes but that can backfire horribly and just make a lot of characters feel flat or inauthentic. So yeah it was rlly nice to hear that, and esp on the podcast which gets a lot of viewers.

And I do think that RCG are aware that there is a line they have to be be mindful of when it comes to how these characters' overall deviant nature might be perceived as being related to their queerness... Esp in the case of Dennis, and Mac as well. I think this concern was actually somewhat acknowledged in "The Janitor Always Mops Twice" (and tbh I'm surprised I haven't seen more analysis on this?? tho it definitely could've come up and just been purged at some point as a lot of s14 shit ended up being loll) because the way that episode framed not only Dennis, but Mac too, to fit into the "queer-coded villains" noir trope was--again, imo-- an acknowledgment of that. Like, they see the history of that trope in tv/film and how reductive it is. I think that the narrative is deeming that kind of characterization reductive because that episode is not told thru an objective POV, but it's filtered through Charlie's POV, and he clearly has some uh... complex feelings about his best friends' relationship and their respectively ambiguous and not-so-ambiguous sexualities LOL. But also in the past whenever a scene was through Charlie's POV (i.e. his flashback sequence in "Who Got Dee Pregnant?") it's been shown that he has pretty reductive views of the people in his life. Typically narrowing them down to a few traits, or saying shit that is very uh "ooc" (i.e. "yeah. dee inspired me. she said, "you're an awesome janitor, charlie. you can make this whole school slippery." I said, "sure, I'll give it my best shot." then she's, like, "let's be best friends." and I was, like, "sure, I'll give that my best shot, too." so we're best friends now.)... so... yeah. Plus, when you compare that episode's framing to the rest of s14 and that season's overall "oh god we're so afraid of fucking this all up" subtext (Thunder Gun 4, Right to Chop, Big Mo, etc.)... I definitely do think that's definitely a concern of theirs when it comes to that aspect of Dennis' writing as well LOL. and I think even they even sorta admitted to that dragging their feet on addressing Dennis' sexuality/his relationship with Mac as it has been the past couple of seasons in the s15 finale in a very on-the-nose way... ("oh, my god. It looks like he was dragging his feet back here. were you hanging on it?") lmaooo..

[mxchellesworld]

swim

Spencer Reid x Reader

Warnings; smut, unprotected sex, semi-public sex, degradation, light choking, creampies, slight thigh riding

Synopsis; during a night out with your friends you spot a tall man in a dark suit with an even darker look in his eyes

a/n; this is literally just smut with very little plot lmaoo uhh i’ve been struggling in my smut writing/writing in general so here’s this, hope its not completely trash and you enjoy!

fic inspired by swim by chase atlantic, bc god knows i can't write anything original sdhfdh

***

It was 10 o’clock when your girlfriends rounded you up for a night out, hopefully full of sweet drinks and good company. By 11:30 you were happily buzzed and the feelings of warm bodies around you brought a heat to your lower stomach. Maybe tonight you’d go home with someone, wake up the next morning with that delicious sense of soreness between your legs. The only task at hand was finding a companion.

Once the current song ended you walked over to the bar grabbing a water and taking a seat next to your friends.

“How are the prospects lookin tonight y/n/n?” Jessica, the short brunette you’d known for years asked. Being around her had rubbed some of her boldness onto you. Hopefully that could make an appearance tonight.

“No luck so far,” you sighed “but my eyes are wide open.” You brought the straw to your lips, gulping down the cool water as you looked around the dimly lit room.

“Woah check out suit and tie over there. He’s been checking you out for a while,” chimed Erika. While she has happily taken, that didn’t stop her from going out with you guys and pushing you into random laps.

You looked up to see the darkest pair of brown eyes on yours. Maybe it was the lighting but here was something in them. Lust perhaps? His eyes travelled down your frame as you stood up. The tight lilac dress you had on hugging each of your curves perfectly.

"I'm gonna get some air, let me know if you guys wanna head out," you said never letting your eyes drift away from the handsome stranger a few feet away.

Once outside you let your back hit the brick wall. The music from the building could be felt vibrating through the cracks. You looked up seeing the stars barley visible through the city lights.

"Contrary to popular belief you can never see millions of stars, they simply aren't close and bright enough. On a really exceptional night, with no moon and far from any source of lights, a person with very good eyesight may be able to see 2000-2500 stars at any one time."

You turned to see the same man from inside. He was gorgeous, a light stubble grazing his cheeks, long hair falling past his ears. He was a lot taller than you had thought probably taller than 6'0 but all that made you think about was him towering over you.

"Did you make that up off the top of your head? Or do you approach all your conquests with astronomy facts?"

"That depends do you usually let strange men corner you behind bars or am I just special?" he said walking closer to where you stood.

"Touche Mr."

"Doctor actually."

There was a brief pause where you both let out a giggle. The dark eyes from before seemed lighter and you cold almost make out a blush on his cheeks. The lack of alcohol on his breath told you it was from the conversation, though there was nothing to be flushed about yet.

“But seriously a pretty girl walking out to a back alley late at night is just a recipe for disaster,” he finished scanning both ends.

“Well do you plan on hurting me doctor?" you said coyly. You did you best to flutter your lashes looking up at him.

"Is that what you want?" he said letting one of his hands tuck a stray piece of hair behind your ear. That same hand ended up resting loosely around you neck making you gulp.

"Yes," you breathed out, "please doctor."

He wasted no time in crashing his lips to yours. You moaned into his mouth as he slid his thigh in between your own. His unoccupied hand went down to your hip, slowly guiding the pace of your frantic rutting.

Your lips parted as your head tilted back onto the brick wall. A symphony of whimpers leaving your mouth.

"Look how desperate you are for me. I haven't even done anything and you're already such a mess," he said leaving wet kisses, cooling on your scorching neck.

"Oh fuck doctor," you said clinging onto his arms, "need y'to fuck."

The power he had over you turned your brain to mush. It was sad how quickly he had you melted in the palm of hand without even doing much but kissing. At this point you didn't even care. The only thought swimming in your head was having him inside you.

A pout formed on your lips as his hands dropped from your frame. However it was quickly wiped away as you heard the familiar sound of a belt unbuckling.

"Is this what you needed baby? You need my cock to stretch you out?" he said pulling your hips closer to his.

You looked up at him for permission before you reached forward to pump your hand along his shaft. He lifted your right leg, hooking it over his arm as he pulled the thin material separating the both of you to the side.

Guiding his length to your glistening folds was a sight you'd want engraved in your brain forever. The first intrusion of his fat tip in your tight hole had you mewling a mix of curses and his title.

All you could do was wrap your arms around his neck and hold on for dear life as his thrusts gained speed. The sound of your skin slapping luckily wouldn't have been heard through the door with the loud music playing inside. But anyone who walked by the alley or decided it was time for a breath of air would surly be in for a show.

"Fuck you're such a good little whore for me," he said gruffly against the skin of your shoulder, "letting me fuck you out here where anyone could see."

Your pussy clenched at his words and your moans amplified as he continued to pound into you. The curve of his cock hitting the spot inside of you that had you seeing all the stars in the sky contrary to what he said before.

"More doctor! Please wanna cum," you whined.

He made a noise of disapproval before pushing you back farther into the wall. At this point you and the red bricks were one. You were sure to have crescent marks on how hard he was holding up your thigh.

"Greedy little whore aren't you," he gritted out, "You take whatever I wanna give you."

"Please I need it! Need t'cum please please please," you rushed out bucking your hips to meet each one of his thrusts.

His hold on your hip got tighter as he started drilling into you. You could feel his heavy breathes on your shoulder and the way his cock was throbbing inside you ready to fill you up.

Your mind was dizzy. It felt like you were in a bubble of him, the scent of his cologne trapped in your senses. Your nerves were on fire, any pressure on your neglected bud would be sure to set you off.

It was as if the gods had answered your prayers when he spoke, "I can feel you clenching around me baby. Go ahead and touch yourself for me," he rasped out.

Reaching between yourself you felt the slippery mess where you both connected and started rubbing at your stiff clit. Your fingers sent lighting strikes through your body, breaking the damn that was building in your lower tummy.

"Gonna cum! I'm oh god cumming doctor," you all but yelled out. If people walking around the corner were unaware of the spectacle they sure would be now.

"That's it.. such a good girl."

Your arms around his neck let up as you pulled him in for a sloppy kiss. His lips swallowing the moans you let out as he helped you ride out your orgasm.

"Where do you want-," he tried to speak out but you cut him off.

"Inside," you begged, "Need to feel you cum inside." His thrusts turned frantic as you spoke against his lips. Pleading for hum to fill you to the brim with his seed.

You sighed as you finally felt the warm liquid coat your walls, his thrusts continuing to pump into you.

He pulled out stepping back to watch the creamy mess spill down your center before be swiped it away with his fingers, bringing them up to your awaiting mouth.

Happily you took his fingers in your mouth, moaning around them at the salty taste of your mixed release. You looked up at him keeping your gaze on the sliver of brown around his dilated pupils.

_

Walking back into the bar Jessica and Erika's eyes nearly popped out of their heads as they took in the limp in your walk and your disheveled hair.

"You whore!," Erika screamed out greeting you with pats on the shoulder.

"Shut up," you said looking down feeling the heat rising to your cheeks.

Jessica giggled handing you her compact mirror, "Yeah I bet we're not the only ones who called her that," she finished with a raise of her brow.

Looking back up across the bar you saw the same dark eyes from before staring at you with a smug smile, proud how much of mess he left you in. If the little business card tucked in your bra told you anything, it was that the stunt from outside would be far from the last.