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Highlights from 7/4/23 Woojin live~
Vroom vroom here we go here we go
Spoiler "ONE TWO THREE FOUR"
He likes a floral perfume that isn't strong
He is eating more because he wants to bulk up
He is either ESFJ or ISFJ, there is debate among those watching
Myilk-nya-nyilk-mee-meeylk
He likes necklaces over earrings (sad moment for me)
He likes silver over gold (another sad moment for me)
He does NOT like apples
Cubs vs Air was a very serious and devastating question to him
He is studying English hard, and was studying English before he went live.
He chose us over money, air, Bruno Mars, and 10x
Messi over Leonardo
He liked to go out when he was younger, but now he prefers to stay in.
He showers in the morning instead of night
Woojin was deeply insulted that anyone asked what his favorite color was 🙄it's blue, obviously
His TMI is that he bought new shoes, everyday/running/sporty
A cub said "i can't wait for your comeback' and he said 'me too!' in the cutest way
Save hugs for last!
He said the new album would of course be released and that he thinks there will be a lot of songs we'll like!
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Okay but soulless Sam and demon Dean would’ve matched each others freak
#wincest#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#okay but the show would’ve been so much better if they chose to just go all in on Sam being evil#like I swear it would’ve made shit 10x more entertaining
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I can’t believe chungledown quangledown bim(othy) everything everywhere all at onced himself for the sole purpose of shitting in fabian’s mouth in every universe. the time quangle live shows are such a gift.
#is this what marvel fans feel like watching mcu movies?#(rhetorical question—as a former mcu fan I know for a fact that this is 10x more entertaining)#dimension 20#dropout#time quangle
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I really want to watch The Substance- But I think it will make me really sad? As I’ve gotten older and have stopped trying to “regulate” my emotions as much, I can start tearing up over most things…
Do not get a bitch started on Laika The Dog.
#and when I mean regulate my emotions it’s more so suppressing#I’ve always felt very strongly towards media and such depending if it touches somewhere in me hard#it’s very entertaining because I either feel nothing towards things people think I should#or feel whatever it is 10x harder
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i mean this with a modicum of affection but the ppl who think gaming used to be cheap probably had a much more financially stable childhood than mine
#im sorry this bug is up my ass but it will be until this talking pointnis inevitably dropped#my ORIGINAL ds case isn't full of games bc i got so few bc 30 dollar pieces of entertainment JUST for me#was not on the table#30 dollars isnt that much maybe if ur whole family games. but as a solo gamer as a kid i didnt get shit besides one game per holiday#alsp I'm sorry but phone gaming is 10x more accessible than the ds era#scummier (all microtransaction games are) sure but free#and there ARE plenty of good non scummy games on phonesnim sorry
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i just read girlsverse and godd. do you think lando would also marry jenson if he asked her???
god i hope not. she's 24 she should be at the club
#i Do think she frequently entertains thots of spitemarrying jense though#like oh our wedding is going to be 10x bigger and better than theirs and i'll invite lewis hamilton and#get that dutch guy who did in the name of love to dj and jense is gonna look wayy hotter than stupid mahk wibbah and i'm just like .#gonna be SO fucking happy oscar pastry who
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What would you have thought if the movie WISH had revealed that King Magnifico was just a magician who hoarded magic items, yet had no real magic of his own? He uses magical items to take wishes, but has no real magic of his own?
lets start with the acknowledgement that the magic system was really undeveloped in the movie, like we see Magnifico not only using his own powers but also making potions, so in a way he already uses a magic that isn't his own. we don't even see the limits of his magic. he grants wishes(honestly very vague even in this one), can make illusions and??
but if Magnifico obtained powers ONLY through magical items (and that he keeps it a secret.) it would honestly improve his characterization. because now there's a man who, on his own is normal but pretends not to be. in the ask isnt specified, so i assume he would still keep up his role as wish granter and making a show out of it. so now he's lying to his subject (and wife if we still want to keep the complete betrayal)
now i think the point is more of how it's written in the story if it's a point of conflict or just the type of magical system they live into. at the end Asha gets a wand, she can make magic with it but she still has no magic of her own. so it doesn't seem the people of rosa nor the movie has anything to say about the source of the magic. (except maybe the evil book titled evil magic that will eat your soul, but i digress) If Magnifico stays in power because of his magic, because either people want something from him (granted wishes), or are afraid of him. then, him not having magic on his own is a bigger deal, because if it's enough to have a few magic ingredients to have one's wish granted then you bet he'll be loosing power and control over the people who follow him just for the chance of seeing their dream come true. same with the people who might fear him for his magic, if he's not magical on his own he's easier to fight. and even asha finding out magnifico being just as human as everyone else would've been a better descent into paranoia for him and a better source of conflict imo than just Asha finding out he decides who gets their wish granted (like duh? who else was supposed to decide it if not the guy granting it?) then him using the evil book of evil magic would have been more organic with the story. he already uses magical items, so reaching for just another one isn't such a big deal. we can even see how the items he used weren't effective enough to track down Asha and star and how he needs the book to catch them,
so yeah in conclusion, if it was a source of conflict it would've improved the movie. deepened magnifico's character and motivations and made it more explicit his hunger for power. extra points if to obtain certain items he did villain typical stuff
#ask#wish 2023#if the movie stayed the same but they just swapped this concept with the original it would've been instantly more entertaining#great idea anon. really it changes so little of the premises and yet makes everything 10x more interesting#wdas wish#wish spoilers
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Anyway I slept and dreamt this weird dream which was actually fucking amazing. Like a full length sci-fi fantasy movie plot. And it had everything I ever wanted.
And I woke up right as the lady was running after the people who were kidnapping her damsel in distress boyfriend
And I keep trying to fall back asleep to continue it so it can reach a happy ending but it's not working so here I am. Writing this down so I can remember in the morning and note it down as a plot bunny instead
#my dreams are so epic you guys you dont understand#this is top level stuff#10x more entertaining and plotty than whatever is on the tv these days#all original shit too my brains out here imagining things that are so very delicious#Anyway#moonbeam rambles
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Careful, you’re gunna make the “huurduur corporate memez!” slop consumers angry
i made this meme in a blind rage
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“you will see all your favorite people again”

#THEY REALLY ARE MY FAVORITES YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#NO LIKE JUST THAT TINY BIT OF NEE WARNER CONTENT REINVIGORATED ME SO MUCH#NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE AFTER THAT HAPPENED MY DAY WAS LITERALLY 10x BETTER I WAS FLOATING#made me want to reread soooo bad but i have other things to focus on first and would rather wait until closer to the new release#so everything is fresh in my mind and i’m extra hyped#mine#shatter me series#‘they are ESSENTIAL’ 😁😁😁 yes i know that’s right!#rereading will be sooooo fun shatter me era was one of my favorites of my whole life not joking and i’ve never reread#i’ve def reread ignite me a ton and maybe one or two of the other books but never the whole series#and also it’s been years since i’ve read ANY of it#CLICKER SCENE OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THAT#and juliette my bb girl I MISS YOU!!! AND KENJI!!!!#and warner stays on top as a love interest their development is sooooo delicious i can’t wait to experience that again#shatter me was such a refreshing read for me bc i didn’t expect to like it and i loved it SO MUCH it’s just a fun read#i know that’s crazy bc juliette’s life is actually super sad and traumatic but the writing style is such easy reading while still being a#compelling and interesting plot. plus reading it was sm fun for me because of the reading threads#it was def one of if not the first reading threads i ever did#and i did it for most if not all of the books#and that alone is entertaining for me but also since the series is so popular i had SO MANY people engaged with my reading journey#that was good times#tempted to reread the threads now but ik there’s a lot i’ve forgotten and i’d rather wait to reread it in the books#but i’m going to have a BLAST going through those threads once i finish rereading the series#need all these gifs to express my feelings#which is appropriate bc i believe shatter me was also when i used multiple reaction memes ON THE DAILY
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ough wet snow is worse than regular snow
#shoveling it is like 10x heavier than normal#i did get everything shoveled though 👍#was by myself and it was pouring so i couldn't wear my earbuds so i had to entertain myself in my mind.#.txt
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Simon Riley x Wife!Reader
I cannot stop thinking about Ghost and being a cute domestic wife for him
Tw: Intense gender roles, kinda stalker Simon, smut if you squint
(Note: I am not a tradwife nor do I condone forcing gender roles and societal pressures onto anyone, I just wanna be a cutesy wife for Simon Riley)
Simon prefers you call him Simon over Ghost. He thinks that since he's literally married to you, there's no reason for you to call him by his call sign. Calling him Simon is much more intimate for him and he likes separating you from everything he endures as Ghost. He just wants to be your Simon.
He knows he's gone for long periods of time. Time you spend not talking to him or doing couple things. He makes up for it, though, by doing anything you want when he's at home. If you're tired of planning, he's got you. Simon has a whole list of random things to suggest when you just want to be taken care of without worry.
He LOVES spoiling you. In his line of work, he gets down and dirty. He loves knowing you don't have to do anything of the sort (unless you want to). He pays for your nails to keep them pretty, unlike his dirty, battered ones. He will get you monthly subscriptions to whatever you want, beauty boxes, gaming passes, entertainment, etc. All luxuries he can't experience while at work. Simon knowing you're the opposite of him, clean, spoiled, safe, is enough to keep him working forever. Giving you everything he can't have. His love isn't all monetary, but a lot of it is when he's away.
Simon loves watching you. He gets major anxiety about you when he's away. To help with this, he installed security cameras in and around the house. When he gets the luxury of a WiFi signal, he'll check in on you. If you happen to see a little green light flash on while eating, relaxing, cooking, or any other mundane task, you'll offer him a smile and a wave. Sometimes you'll blow him a kiss (or give him a private show).
We all know Simon is physically fit, but that doesn't mean he has any type of expectation for you. He loves whatever you have to offer him, as long as you're in good mental and physical health (remember, being physically healthy comes in different shapes and sizes!) Simon is completely enamored with you. He believes he was blessed to be the only man on earth to be married to a real goddess. He would build a statue of you by hand (if he wasn't so bad at any type of art). If you want to go to the gym, he'll buy you the best membership he can. If you don't, he'll buy you something else that occupies your time.
Simon loves feeding into your hobbies, whatever they may be. Coming home and seeing something new you created or hearing about something you've learned makes his day 10x brighter.
You love cooking for him. It took a lot to break down his walls and food is one of them. He appreciates the time and effort it takes to plan and execute a meal as well as the skill needed to cook as well as you do. The best brands and foods for his wife only! Nothing makes him feel more full of you and your love than when he's eating something you've made for him, other than when he praises you and you get a little twinkle in your eyes and a smile on your face.
You also happen to love keeping the house nice for him. You clean fairly often, though it's not hard to keep up after one person (and any pets you may have). You like knowing he's trusted you with one of his largest assets, his home. It gives you a sense of power knowing you're the only person who controls what kind of house he comes home to. Messy, clean, minimal, tacky, bright, dark, etc. Simon appreciates anything and everything you do for the house. Knowing you've gotten everything taken care of and decorated in a way you both like is like heaven to him and lifts a huge weight off his shoulders. He loves smelling a clean house after smelling nothing but dirt, blood, gun powder, and stinky men for days. (He couldn't care less if the house was a cardboard box, as long as you were there and you still loved him.)
If you want to work, go to school, learn a trade, or be a stay at home, he supports you. You don't even have to explain yourself to him, Simon trusts you so much that even if you were to say "I don't know" he would hear trumpets because an angel just spoke to him.
Nsfw: Despite what people may think, Simon typically isn't a dom. He spend a majority of his time directing people and being an authoritative figure at work. That isn't even mentioning how tolling it can be knowing you took a life and the physical exhaustion his work takes. He likes being taken care of, however you see fit. Sometimes he'll be a dom, but only if he's been away from work and needs to let off some steam.
The sweetest ever. Cuddles, words of affirmation, snacks, whatever you need. He feels as though his sole purpose since he met you is to make you feel like nothing less than a deity. Sometimes he'll get insecure over his ability to take care of you or not being around, but one kiss from you, perfect you, and the perfect life you maintain for you both and it fades away.
Overall, Simon Riley is the hottest, most doting husband to exist, ever.
#call of duty#ghost#simon riley#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader
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I’VE BEEN SAYING!!
Like I had to get them cut off to continue sewing because it was too hard to hold a needle and he made whole human skin outfits AND skinned the people and tanned the leather himself too
I also want to know how he got in and out of the bodyglove
I don’t know how someone that easily annoyed and impulsive didn’t just get sick of them one day, say “fuck this shit” while shimmying into the bodyglove by pinching it with his knuckles and just bite them off. The dedication to the aesthetic must have been STRONG
I have a whole section in my brain dedicated to this specific topic, you’re welcome
Curze might be the strongest Primarch just for getting stuff done in those nails
#warhammer 40k#konrad curze#source: I had 4cm long stiletto nails just like that for a while#i entertained people by entering rooms by first putting my fingers on the doorframe one by one like the grinch#but boy I was 10x harder to get stuff done
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just curious.. wdy think about hybrid txt?
You know I used to lowkey judge hybrid aus icl…but then I read some really good fics and I was like ywk, I fw this
☆ SUB HYBRID TXT THOUGHTS ! 🐾



Yeonjun:
Fox or cat hybrid !! You know those like really expensive breeds of cats that just look super expensive and elegant, I feel like he’d look exactly like one of those. Prides himself in looking pretty and rich and takes good care of himself and grooms himself, loves being pampered, hybrid jjunnie thrives on your attention, practically demanding it, and won’t hesitate to shove his head into your hands or stretch luxuriously across your lap when he feels ignored. Makes you buy expensive treats, meticulously chosen outfits, and prettiest collars, has a collection of them like pink satin ribbons, glittering jewels, and delicate little charms that dangle off the buckle all designed to highlight how undeniably pretty he is. Also has a really pretty tail that sways just so elegantly idk how to explain 😭 SPOILT BRAT !! He’s such a brat and always pouting with those pretty pouty lips of his omg but dw you just have to put him in place bc he breaks so easily anyway, just tugging on his collar roughly and pinning him down is enough to make him shut up and gasp, letting you do whatever you want to him, he’s so whiny !! Like the whiniest loudest ever especially if he’s a fox hybrid bc foxes are so whiney . Also I swear he has some sort of collar pulling kink, loves being pulled by his pretty collars, also loves dolling himself up so you can fuck him like that
Soobin:
Ofc he’s a bunny hybrid !! So shy at first, adorably bashful, his long ears twitching nervously every time you tease him, bunny soobin just the most fun to tease, tugging on his fluffy bunny tail or running your fingers over his trembling thighs always makes him squirm, cheeks flushed a pink as he stammers and shyly avoids your gaze but none of that can hide just how much of a dirty bunny he truly is, he’s literally horny all the time, begs you to let him fuck you literally all the time and when he’s in heat he’s 10x worse like lowkey you have to keep him fucked every second 😭 but it’s also extremely fun and entertaining to mess with him during these times bc he’ll straight up start sobbing if you don’t let him cum or let him inside you, full on tears streaming and hiccuping and lips wobbling devastatingly for you to let him cum inside 😭 and when you finally do the dumb bunny is literally drooling on you, cross eyed, countless thank you’s coming out his still wobbly lips and just garbled moans, fluffy bunny tail twitching and bunny ears flopped also thinking about soobin with a bunny tail is just so so cute 😭
Beomgyu:
Puppy hybrid gyu but also bear gyu is not appreciated enough on here im sick I need more bear gyu as well !! And this maybe controversial but…brown kitty gyu !! Come on you have to see it !! Bear gyu who is just always sleeping and so sleepy, loves cuddling and cuddles you 24/7 but he gives the best bear hugs and cuddles, literally so warm and comforting. Okay and somnophilia w bear gyu…bc he’s so into it…loves to wake up with you sucking him off, swirling your tongue around his cute tip and the dribbles of precum, bobbing your mouth up and down his dick, he’ll softly whine and whimper low and breathy, mouth hanging open, eyes squeezed shut, long lashes fluttering and he’ll bring his hand to yours to hold and squeeze holding your hand tightly, arm thrown over his face, cutely groaning and mumbling incoherent half asleep little pleas, body twitching under your touch. Soft, sleepy, cuddly sex happens a lot w bear gyu too >_< but puppy gyu would be the cutest too, tail wagging when you touch him and fuck him bc he’s just so happy and excited, dumbly drooling, tongue lolling out and panting like the puppy he is and so needy and reactive, puppy gyu cums so easily. And just imagine those big brown round watery puppy eyes looking up at you when he eats you out, tongue working eagerly, just waiting for you too call him a good pup. But he also knows he can quite literally get away with anything and his punishments if he just looks at you with his sorrowful puppy eyes, sulking and pouting dramatically, puppy ears flattening so don’t be fooled ! As cute as puppy gyu is, he’s also evil and such a menace and can be such a brat !! Okay but also imagine coming home to puppy gyu at the door on his knees, teary eyes and panting flushed, paws to his chest and dick all hard and leaky and flushed too, head tilted to the side and whining saying he missed you sm and he was trying to be a good boy and not touch himself and wait for you okay I actually need to shut up bc I kinda love hybrid gyu I feel like people need to send me more thoughts of their own in my inbox pls pls !!
Taehyun:
Kitty tyun !! He’s like those cool, indifferent collected unaffectionate cats and it takes him a long time to warm up to you at first and he barely speaks, always leaving the house and wandering off somewhere god knows and coming back later 😭 but like one time he comes into your lap and rests his head there and cuddles into you and you’re like screaming for joy nearly crying bc you’ve been waiting for this the whole time !! He’s super cute but he thinks he’s such a tough cat loll 😭 he likes rubbing his head against you and it’s soo cute. PURRING !!! HE PURRSS SMM !! Very possessive and just makes sure he rubs himself against you and the furniture and house so it smells like him, marking everything still silently brings random dead birds for you but it’s his way of showing his love lol. Gives you lots of silent gifts tbh. You gave him money to hang out with his other hybrid friends and he returned back spending all that money on some jewellery to give to you instead lmfao, handing the gift in your hand wordlessly but turning his face the other way to not look at you at all but his face is all red and his tail is swishing back and forth furiously behind him. KITTY TYUN TRIES TO BE A TSUNDERE SO HARD BUT HES SO CUTE !! Thinks he can fuck you too and be the one in control but one stroke of his cock and he’s purring into you, burying his head in your neck and whining embarrassedly, tries to silence his kitty whines and moans but he’s soo loud, mewling and purring uncontrollably. I need more of subby kitty tyun tbh
Huening kai:
He’s literally such a golden retriever and no one can tell me otherwise !! Golden retriever kaii >_< so cute !! He’s so big and fluffy and he gets so happy when you come home, jumping into your arms but kai still doesn’t realise he’s so big and he’s knocking you over but he doesn’t care, licking and kissing at you. He’s also literally the most fucking perverted out of them all. Golden retriever kai is suchhh a nasty secret perv. Whenever you’re gone, he’s humping your pillows desperately and rutting wildly into them, panting and crying out your name pathetically. He’ll fuck your plushies and toys on your bed too >_< and he’s just always cumming and touching himself to the thought of you, taking a quick little sneak peak when you’re changing your clothes so he can have the imagine engrained in his mind and jerk off to it later at night. STEALS YOUR PANTIES TOO omfg he’s so nasty and you think he’s just your cute little innocent golden retriever. Sleeps and cuddles you in your bed sometimes and he’s ofc the big spoon but then in your sleep, you move a little and your ass ends up rubbing against his cock and he gasps and let’s out a little groan and he gets so hard he just keeps erratically rutting and humping against your ass, cumming in his pants with a hand slapped to his mouth. Does he even feel bad ? No not really … He just wants to fuck you fr, wondering how your pussy would really feel like all the time. Btw golden retriever ! kai has a huuugee dick too like it’s so fat and thick and big no wonder he’s always so horny and such a perv all the time.
#anon !#ask !<3#txt smut#sub!txt#beomgyu smut#sub!beomgyu#sub!idol#yeonjun smut#taehyun smut#soobin smut#huening kai smut#txt hard thoughts#txt hard hours#sub txt#sub!yeonjun#sub!soobin#sub!taehyun#sub! huening kai#sub! beomgyu#yeonjun hard thoughts#taehyun hard hours#taehyun hard thoughts#soobin hard thoughts
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Wicked Game
Ch. 01
Y Batfam x GN Reader

Featuring: Platonic Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephane Brown, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Damian Al-Ghul Wayne.
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Prologue <- Ch. 01 -> Ch. 02
Class schedule
1st period - Art
2nd Period - Maths
12:00 - 1:00: Lunch
3rd period - Biology
4th period - English
( 5:00 -> Basketball game)
<Y/N>
Cool, I’ll see you tomorrow then.
Tim stared down at his phone, unable to look away. you were just so cute.
He replayed your conversation in his head—every glance, every word, the way you copied his notes—over and over again. The fact that you were his partner? It was perfect. It practically accelerated their plans 10x.
His grip on the phone tightened. Giddy smile creeping on his face. He wanted to keep texting with you, but knew he couldn’t. He needed to be careful.
”What is so important that it is keeping you from your responsibilities?”
Tim rolled his eyes.
Damian. Snarky as ever, standing by the bat computer with the same judgemental expression he always had. He’s been pressing for updates nonstop, and throwing snide remarks whenever possible.Tim wanted to tell the family about the ‘new development’ right away, but Damian’s constant questioning made him hold off.
It’d be easier just to tell everyone on patrol. Dick would be in the city tonight, anyway. He’ll tell the whole family once everyone’s together.
Sure it’s a little selfish, but he’s not keeping it a secret forever, only a few hours.
It takes all his strength to put his phone away and get prepared for patrol. Excitement coarsening through his veins.
Damian Just scoffed and turned away in disgust.
Patrol is expected to go by without a hitch. Most of Gotham’s rogues are locked up in Arkham. The streets will be relatively quiet. Couple of rookies tonight at best. It'll be a breeze tonight.
But Tim wouldn't be able to focus tonight, not fully. His mind would be too preoccupied.
“Red Robin, Nightwing. There’s a bank robbery 3 blocks north”
Oracles' words snapped Tim back to reality. He was thinking about you again.
“On it” Nightwing spoke into the coms. Leaping off the Roof with an effortless grace making his way over. Tim was quick to follow, pushing down all thoughts of you.
“5 individuals, all armed… Be careful” Oracles voice echoed through the coms.
“Nothing we’ve never handled”
watching from the rooftop opposite of Westwood Bank, it was obvious these men were amateurs.
One was fumbling with the alarm system, cursing under his breath. Another was banging on the register, trying to force it open. The other 3 were likely in the back fumbling through the more valuable vaults.
It was very sloppy and clearly unplanned. Easy.
“Whoever takes down the most wins.” Dick smirked. The only way they’d be able to get any type of entertainment out of this was to make a game of it.
“Sure” Tim didn’t really care to win or lose but he’d figure he might as well humour Dick. It’ll make it go by quicker.
Busting through the window of the building, glass shattering in a hundred pieces. The men were slow to react, before they could even raise their guns. Dick and Tim’s batarang sliced through the air, disarming them with a clank.
The noise sent the other three into a panic. Two of them raced in guns blazing. They were clearly rushed, aim painfully sloppy.
Shots fired throughout the building, ricocheting off the walls. Dick was quick to throw one of his escrima sticks, CRACK. He knocked the smaller one out.
The bigger one hesitated for half a second, more than enough time for Tim. One swing of his Boa-staff and he was out.
Tim took a deep breath. Standing tall over the man, pride swelling in his chest. He took the biggest guy in one swing. His mind flickered back to you. What would you think of that? Would you be impressed? Tell him good job?
“TIM LOOK OU—“
Dick’s warning barely registered. Before he could even turn around.
BANG.
A noxious sting rang through his side. The impact sent him crashing to the floor.
The force left him winded. He knew his suit was bullet proof, but the pain was unbearable, a sharp fiery burn in his ribs. It was excruciating.
Dick was fast, he moved in a blur. Tim could hardly focus on him. His vision was beginning to fade. White spots clouding his vision; the pain was just too much.
He needed to close his eyes, he knew he shouldn’t.
but he did anyway.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
The grating alarm is quick to piss you off. You smashed the snooze button, groaning. You just wanted 5 more minutes of precious Beauty sleep.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Jesus— has it seriously already been five minutes?
With a groan you turn it off you and roll out of bed. You grab your phone to scroll through your socials as you make your way to the kitchen. You have a game today so you gotta actually eat breakfast for once— even if your options are limited.
Scanning the kitchen— seemed like cereal was your only option. You poured a bowl of ‘fruit rounds’. It tasted like cardboard but you had to eat. As you scrolled through TikTok your mind drifted back to yesterday.
Tim Drake
It was weird thinking about it, some random scholarship kid talking with the biggest nepo baby in Gotham. At least his family taught him some manners, he was nice enough to let you copy his notes. Which was more than you could say for most students. Yikes.
Finishing up with breakfast, you went about the rest of your morning routine. Packing up for the game you triple checked you didn’t forget anything. Coach would literally Kill you.
The ride to school was… odd.
Your stomach twisted and you broke into a cold sweat, it was like your first day of school all over again.
You stared out the window, trying to focus on the buzz and chatter in the subway anything to take your mind off this feeling
What would happen if you had a bad game?
The thought had been in your head since you found out about the game last week. But today it was relentless, it was all you could think of.
Bad games meant losing , Losing meant a bad season. Bad season meant.
No scholarship.
your breath hitched. This scholarship was your ticket out. Without it, you’d end up like her, like your mother. Swallowed by Gotham and everything she has to offer.
That wasn’t going to be your future.
Art and Maths go by in a flash. It’s always been hard for you to focus in class on game days.
Like always you make your way to Brandi’s locker, she’ll ease your mind.
“You look like a wreck” She raises an eyebrow, waiting for any sort of explanation “Game day nerves” you sigh feeling a wave of stress wash over you. You want nothing more than to collapse in bed. Pretend none of it’s happening.
She hums, “Ohhhh, forgot that was today” Brandi is the only one who truly gets it. Her GPA drops below 3.7? She's gone. you lose more than you win? you're gone.
She doesn’t press, instead talking about how her day was. It’s what you love about Brandi, she knows what to do.
You two go back and forth telling stupid jokes and gossip about other students.
Until you’re interrupted by a group of girls heading towards your lunch table. One girl breaks away from the group, she’s beautiful— blue eyes, shiny brown hair and flawless skin. The kind of pretty that can be bought. Expensive skin-care, hair products, the whole nine yards.
“Umm your y/n right?” She asks through giggles, the girls behind her are all whispering and laughing to each other. Something tightens in your chest. “Yeah… why?” You ask, voice quieter than you’d like.
“So like… are you like… friends with Tim now?” She hardly gets through her sentence, giggling and looking back at her friends.
“Uhh no?” You respond, with a little more confidence.
She stops laughing, her eyes narrowed “Oh!? So then why were you talking with him?” her voice is sharper.
What is with her? Is this middle school? “We’re assigned partners” you answer flatly.
“So you like weren’t passing notes with him?”
For a second you just blink at her. Why would you be passing notes with Tim Drake? You were just copying his notes.
”No”
“oh okay” She turns on her heels, heading back to her group. The giggles and side eye’s start up again.
You clench your first. This is why you wanted to avoid him— Dumb rumours, unwanted attention.
“What the hell was that about?” Brandi asks, “Why would I know?” you stab at your lunch, taking another bite of your food.
“Since when were you partners with Tim Drake?” She asked.
You froze.
If she didn’t know… How the hell did Tim get your number?
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Tim woke up in his room. Mind still foggy and body aching, from whatever happened on patrol last night.
Fuck, he missed the chance to tell everyone about yesterday.
He groaned and reached for his phone—8:20. Still breakfast time, everyone but Jason should be downstairs.
It took all his strength to make his way downstairs. It was a bad idea to be moving so soon after an injury. But he had to tell them.
His body was screaming at him by the time he made it to the dining room.
“Quite the show Drake.” Damian sneered, not bothering to turn around and face him.“Who knew you were such an easy target?”
Tim rolled his eyes. No one at the table disagreed with Damian's comment. Deep down they all knew he was right.
“What happened out there?” Stephanie raised a brow. Dick and Duke looked up, expecting an actual, reasonable, explanation.
Tim paused, the pain stinging in his ribs.
“…I was thinking about y/n” he answered honestly.
A fork clanked on a plate.
“Enough to get shot?” Damian scoffed, shaking his head. “It’s not like you even have the guts to—“
“we’re assigned partners for a project… we were supposed to work on it today after school” Tim cut him off, hand clenching at his ribs.
Everyone at the table pauses. then everyone’s staring up at him.
Even Bruce.
”We sat beside each other yesterday, they copied my notes… I even texted them last night, before patrol” He tries to sound casual, but pride swells in his chest. He’s the first person in the family to talk with you.
The family see’s through him right away.
”you texted them?” Asks Dick
Tim nods, Damian scoffs.
“And you didn’t think it was necessary to tell us?” Bruce’s voice is calm, his expression neutral. But Tim knows him—he was analyzing everything.
“I was going to tell everyone on patrol” he exclaims, hand clutching his side as he limps to his seat. “it’d be easier to come up with a plan together”
His reasoning seemed sound, but the family knew better.
“You’re not fit to go to school today” Bruce stated coldly, turning back to his meal.
Tim paused “But-“
”you’ll invite them over tomorrow.” His voice is final, he sets his coffee cup down with a quiet clink “I’m sure they’d love to meet the family.”
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Chapter 1! Although the prologue feels more like Chapter 1 than a prologue. I stayed up way too late to finish this. If you want to be added to the taglist just ask me :).
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DEAREST ADVISOR.
❥. yandere! emperor x advisor! reader



• liam luwelton was one of the most famous emperor on the history of lobelia empire. while he was praised for being a good and powerful ruler. he was also famous for being a womanizer who hook up with so many girls yet, he didn't even chosen any of them to be his empress.
• don't blame him, he likes having fun. but he hates when he got attached or tied to something that will hinder him. he was only doing this for his own entertainment after all. no one stayed on his side for so long anyways, well maybe except to the captain of his imperial knights, warren, his childhood friend.
• that was the main reason why he became surprised when warren's younger sister, you, became his advisor. the most amusing part was warren is the one who recommended you. hmm, it seemed like your brother doesn't even care about the fact that liam's mother, the previous empress, fired all the female servants after knowing her son's tendencies to, uhm... seduce them.
• that was the main reason why he was excited to finally meet you. the famous sister of his friend. he wanted to know how long will it take for you to became smitten and obsessed with him? ahh, just thinking about it makes liam so excited.
• but you were fucking different that he expected. who in the hell is in the right mind to greet the emperor for the first time while wearing a damn pyjamas? what the fuck? as far as he knew, you were the damn daughter of a duke. so, what in the hell was wrong with your fashion sense?
• well, keeping your fuvked up fashion aside. you were indeed good at your job. even though you can be pretty hard headed sometimes, you were able to carry yourself with so much confidence and boy, oh boy. he likes it so much.
• maybe, that time when he basically threaten you to wear an appropriate dress to attend a certain banquet with him. was the time when he realized that he fucked up. yeah, his motto that 'no string attached' crumbled down as he saw your annoyed face when the maids' dressed you up with the most elegant dress that he gifted for you. and the fact that you got drunk that night and mumbled some cute nonsense didn't helped either. fuck. the main reason why he got you drunk anyways is to fuck you. but damn, he can't bring himself to do it since you looked so cute while clinging to him for support!
• as a yandere, liam was overbearing and posessive. gosh, this guy is unhinged and practically crazy. he's an emperor for the petesake! he killed his siblings to ascend to the throne. so don't expect that he's a nice guy!
• those times that he escaped the palace just to go outside and hook up with girls? yup, he stopped doing that for you. expect that while working, his eyes were focused on your every move. you talk to other guy other than him and warren? expect that he will be fired the next day. and why is that? well, it's your fault.
• he was now fine with you working in your pyjamas, you're so cute wearing that after all! but, in exchange he will increase your workload 10x because he knew that you always goes home after finishing your work, he just wants to spend the whole day with you!
• don't even think of quiting, darling. because liam will not let you to do so. unfortunately, he was able to wrap his pretty fingers around you with you being unaware of it. ahh, he just loves how clueless you are when liam fired all the male servants on his palace and replaced it with the female ones to make sure they you won't be able to flirt with them while working.
• all in all, liam is head over heels for you. he wants you for himself to the point that he spread the rumour about you being the next empress of the prestigious lobelia empire. just to shackle you by his side.
• but of course, your usual playful older brother doesn't like it at all. so be ready, because just like a prince on the fantasy stories that the two of you read before. he will do anything to save you, his precious little sister even if it means he needs to burn down the whole empire and kill liam for you. i mean, when you were a kid, you mentioned that you wanted to be a ruler. so just sit back and let your big brother, warren do the work <3.
“ our love comes first, everything is secondary.”
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