#1000% gloating like a mfer tho

[ivymarquis]

sorry but ???? “Price fucking hates his neighbors bf (COD/Price + Reader)” I NEED A SNIPPET i’m drooling already ivyyyy

So this is one potential ending but I thiiiiink Im gonna redo it so the (ex)bf comes back towards the end of them fucking lmao

So enjoy this rough draft of the initial ending where John put Reader to sleep and then went to answer the door and they get into a pissing contest that obviously John is the unanimous winner of

“What the fuck do you mean she’s asleep? How is she asleep after she just dumped me? And why the fuck are you here?”

The boyfriend (the ex boyfriend, he thinks with glee) is either oblivious or…

Well. The ex boyfriend is oblivious. Let’s just keep it at that.

“I’m here because you can’t do your job right. She’s asleep because I can do my job right. What part of that is confusing?”

“That stupid slag’s been fucking you behind my back-“

“No.” John is somewhat mindful of not giving a full on “screaming at recruits” bellow, but his voice booms into the corridor outside the apartment anyway. “You watch your fucking mouth. This” John gestures vaguely at his own presence in her flat, “just happened after she dumped you. You don’t get to hurl insults.”

“She hopped off of my cock and straight to yours- what the fuck else is it?”

“You couldn’t get her off,” John hisses in annoyance. “I’ve had front row seats to your shitty little performance more than once. Not 5 minutes after you leave and she’s having to handle it herself.”

“I can’t be expected to compete with a fucking vibrator!” Excuses, excuses

“Well I sure as shit didn’t need one to get the job done. Poor girl could barely get her legs to work to go to the loo and not give herself a UTI. Your skill issues are what started all of this.”

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