#1. golden retrievers are The Best for emo boys (zero) in fiction and that plus the sun and moon thing but the opposite matching hair | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

solivagantsalix · 3 years ago

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“the breed you are is my 2nd favorite breed a golden retriever!” ... the amount i can overthink and critique this is astounding but im more surprised by the fact i out loud went “just because im at your beck and call doesnt make me a golden retriever” ..... o.O what the fuck kind of lack of filter.?>?>>? JUST TELL THEM YOURE IN LOVE AT THIS POINT. GOD.

#sallow speaks #zero #okay overthinking time <3 #1. golden retrievers are The Best for emo boys (zero) in fiction and that plus the sun and moon thing but the opposite matching hair #this man is trying to kill me through symbolism alone #2. im his second favorite breed and he said im his bestie its a compliment he likes me like his 2nd favorite dog breed #and its like yeah but ill always be 2nd favorite #theres always someone above me isnt there.#they barely even bat an eye at my comment either they were like oh but i love them and youre my bestie and it was like bro #b r o .... i get it i understand but thats.. thats textbook. literally textbook.#everyone calling me mysterious vs zero assigning me as a golden retriever FIGHT #theyve started making parasocial friendship jokes and its like just kiss me or kill me at this point this is so painful #i wanna tell them so bad but they have so many people lining up to date them. i dont even want to try. i know id fail and feel even worse #i think theyre gonna be good with vinny i think they have a lot in common and theyre both talented and goodlooking #and vinny is very funny and quick witted in a real person way and not just in the 'someone in 1st grade said i was smart' way that i am #every interaction with zero makes me feel so much better but i cant stop thinking about how awful i am and how they would never want me #they do like albedo a lot tho so i guess thats a win i get to see them play my mans.

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