#1) being mad at toji and him being shut down at the love of his life being upset with him

[hoshigray]

bro, being mad at toji and him turning into an absolute mess. that's it. that's the ask

oh nah nah, let's not leave it there, shall we? let's elaborate on this more, please and ty.

[kittyymew]

Dating Dad! Toji- Part 3

First Christmas at the Fushiguro residence

Tagging- @laudthingcat @chosos-angel @tequchiha @tojisfangs

I was planning to hold this idea off until December but this was way too cute and I am an impatient and a horney person when it comes to Daddy Toji!

Link to Previous Parts- Part 1. Part 2.

Link to the Next Parts- Part 4. Part 5.

*******

Toji isn't big on festivals or occasions. That is before he had you and Baby 'Gumi in his life. He isn't as excited for Christmas as much as he is to spend it with the only two important people in his life.

"Do we HAVE to? Can't we just... order it online or something?!" He'd complain when you tell him that you have to go out shopping for a Christmas Tree. He already hated shopping as it is, and now to go out and look for... trees? He'd be bored out of his mind just by the thought of it.

"Why can't we buy a plastic tree? Wouldn't it be more... I don't know... economical?" Toji would suggest as you're strolling down the aisles at one of your local dealers.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" You whisper scold him, continuing to push the stroller in which Baby 'Gumi is fast asleep.

If you think Toji wouldn't start with his shenanigans while you're out shopping for a Christmas tree, then you're dead wrong. 30 minutes in and he's going to start spewing out lewd comments, occasionally grabbing/ smacking your ass telling you how he cannot wait until you get home and get punished for dragging him through this boring festival task.

Yeah he doesn't care if his behaviour receives a few judgemental glances from other customers. In fact, he enjoys seeing you get all flustered and embarrassed.

Your ass and his imagination are the only things keeping him sane as of now.

A few days later, you have your Christmas tree set in the living room. But, thanks to Toji, he managed to set the tree on fire. No it wasn't Jogo.

You'd come home to see that your Tree has disappeared along with Toji and Baby 'Gumi. You're gonna whoop his ass when he comes home. He has a lot of explaining to do. Yeah to think that this sorcerer assassin is scared of YOU is kinda funny.

Around midnight, he's gonna sneak into the house, thinking that you might be asleep but there you are, on the couch waiting for him to get home.

"OH Babe! I thought you'd be asleep! I just uh... went out because 'Gumi wanted to go out, you know!"

You'll just raise an eyebrow at which point he'd start throwing compliments your way left and right.

"Oh you know, it struck me how amazing you are! And your ability to contain your anger and stay calm is one of your best qualities that I admire! You know I love you right?" well they aren't just empty words though.

You'll cross your arms over your chest, glaring at him. Defeated, he'll tell you the truth about how he saw a cursed spirit in the house hovering near Baby 'Gumi and how he happened to be near the Christmas Tree when he freaked out and tried to get rid of it.

Need I say you went from being mad to being scared and worried in 0.0001 seconds?

"Are you SURE that both of you are O-FUCKING-KAY?" You ask for the millionth time, holding and cuddling Baby 'Gumi close to you. "Oh my god, yes Y/N! Besides, I was the one who went up against it! How is it fair that only 'Gumi is getting all your love and attention?!" Can you believe this man?!

The next day, just when Toji walks out of your shared bedroom in the morning thinking he is out of the woods with having destroyed the Christmas tree, he sees you dressing up Baby 'Gumi in a star costume?

Saying that this man is confused would be an understatement. "Is this supposed to imply that he's the star of our life or some corny shit like that?"

"Toji! Shut up and go get dressed! I'm GETTING a picture of our first Christmas together... WITH a Christmas Tree..."

Yeah he's even more confused now. You shove a bag in his chest and he is DISMAYED by what he finds inside the paper bag.

"I am NOT wearing that Y/N"

Yeah no shit Sherlock. But you're you, you're not taking a NO for an answer this time, and after an hour of persuading and blackmailing and guilt tripping Toji, he finally gets into the stupid thing you bought for him and Baby 'Gumi.

Lord save you when 'Gumi grows up and sees what all shit you've put his baby ass into

So what if you didn't have an actual tree? You now have Toji dressed as a tree!

First Christmas together? Yeah, I think it's a success. Even without an actual Christmas Tree.

"Don't you fucking dare show it to ANYONE Y/N! I am being DEAD-SERIOUS! Or better yet, just delete that picture already!"

Yeah, you're definitely making a card out of it!

*******

Lmfao I don't even know what to say, feels like I'm on meth or something.

Anyhow, I hope you liked it

[sukunasdirtylaugh]

Wedding Traditions They Will/Will NOT Do- jjk men (Pt. 1)

Mentioned: Gojo, Nanami, Yuuji, Megumi, Sukuna (lmaoo you think he's really gonna?), Toji, Choso, Yuuta,

The "Garter Toss"- the bride sits in a chair while her groom removes a garter from around her leg.

Part 2, Part 3 (TBA), Part 4 (TBA)

WILL DO:

Gojo- "What? It's cute!"

It's actually him who brings it up

You think that he's more excited over the ceremony over the actual wedding, but he makes it clear at the end of the night that he really does look forward to starting a new chapter of his life with you (Awww)

Okay, I either see him as one or the other

1- He will throw a HUGE PARTY. Immense. Over 500 invites, a 3-story venue. It's grand, spectacular, and unforgettable.

He wants to make it so that he can actually rub it in his Elder's face that he's actually married.

2- it will be a smaller wedding. At this point, you've already tied the knot in Vegas, but he wants to make a smaller wedding. Perhaps traditionally Japanese. It's up for the two of you to decide.

Speaking of weddings- this man is a menace in wedding shops.

He's seen all seasons of 'Say Yes to The Dress' so he knows his fucking terminology.

Will even fly you to the store if you so desire. (It's mostly him who wants this), but he's dying to appear on the show. It's like a personal fantasy of his.

Another personal fantasy of his is seeing his daughter wear your dress (kind of like the TikTok videos), and while there is a lot of sentimental value, he wants his daughter to show off your dress.

The dress he bought you. 💍

After an unsuccessful appointment of nearly flipping Randy off, Gojo leaves dissatisfied (well, they threaten to kick him out) and throws the towel, opting to get you a personal designer instead. He does and is shameless to want to drop a couple grand on the dress.

"Gojo, I am not spending $34,000 on a dress I will only get to wear for one night. How about we use that money for-"

"If you ever have a daughter, which I'm sure you will, I want her to try your dress in 20 years."

That shuts you up.

If you are choosing a 'bigger' wedding, you opt for a dress that resulted in a whopping $15,000

I mean, it's prettier and affordable. Gojo wanted to run the extra mile and buy a $64,000 dress, but it was too extravagant for your taste.

(Small head canon): Gojo LOVES lace lingerie, but he absolutely HATES lace on wedding dresses with a passion.

That might be why he got mad at one of the employees at SYTTD staff.

Anyways- wow I'm literally writing sm- back to the main idea. 😩😭

It's his idea. He is SO down, but at the end of the day it's up to you.

Also, he's pulling a mf Twilight move

After your event ends, you're in your wedding dress on your way to his private jet. The two of you directly head to your Honeymoon shortly after.

"Gojo, I am not having sex with you on a plane. It's literally our wedding night."

"Come on," he nudges, "I paid for this plane to be soundproof." his eyes follow the back of the plane. "Or-" a suggestive look plays his lips, "We can head over to the bathroom."

You smack him.

"Gojo!!"

"I'm kidding! JEEZ woman!"

WILL NOT DO

Yuuji- *Nervous chuckle*

Is the shyest of them all

Don't get him wrong, he's excited to marry the love of his life, buuuuut does he really want people to see him under your dress?

He doesn't want his friends, more so your parents watching, so what makes you think he's going to allow that?

(Small HC): This boy might even play along like "yeah okay honey, whatever you say," and completely forget about the event until they call him to the main dance floor on the day of your wedding

Let's just say he's freaking out

And you bet your ass Gojo has the camera, ready to post it on YouTube

Yuuji was already nervous to kiss you at the aisle (in front of everyone), so this does NOT help at all

Nanami- "I'm sorry, you're supposed to do what?"

He's already shy as it is (though he will never admit)

Imagine being vulnerable, having a party, and then reaching for your partner's undergarments?

He's already thought about it, and it's a solid no. He's already seen the YouTube videos of couples doing it, and while it may be tradition, he finds it unnecessary. (Link)

"Nanami please, it's tradition."

Still a big no, but if he sees that you want to do something, he'll be open to another alternative. Better yet, make your own tradition.

Megumi- "I am not getting on my knees for people to see. That's only meant for after the wedding."

Being the introvert he is, your wedding is already small. Filled with close friends and family. He's already being vulnerable enough to host a ceremony.

"Do I really have to pull it with my teeth?" He asks as you show him a video with a couple. While he may understand the 'cuteness' of it, he's not budging.

He's already having a party, a WEDDING. He knows people know that after you have a wedding, you have sex. So, when you do marry, just know he won't want to have sex (at least) the first night. The idea (not you) nearly icks him.

It's not the idea of you, rather the idea of having an event solely on this makes him want to retract.

After a (surprisingly) successful wedding, the two of you head for your Honeymoon 2-3 days later.

Sukuna- "I have a better idea."

mf- DO YOU THINK HE WILL REALLY MARRY YOU? What kind of 'pick-me-girl' shit-

"What did you have in mind?" you ask.

"Oh, it's very practical. Very traditional."

mf pulls up with a blood ritual.

He's so fucking cocky. Not even Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox can compare to this level of extra.

And yes, he places a ring on you. But not the kind you'd expect.

If you take your ring off (without his permission), the ring will painfully impale your finger; drawing blood.

For some reason- this excites him???

But yeah, there's no going back now. You wanted marriage? You're in a full-life commitment now whether you like it or not.

Toji- "So what if we did it? It's not like they don't know we're fu-"

BOLD BOLD

Out of everyone, this mf is smug. He knows what he's doing.

Also- what makes you think this man wants to commit? AHEM- parenting?

Unless you're that bitch that goes "I can fix him" -🥺🥺🥺

But if marriage is what you're looking for, he's taking you to the courthouse.

"Put your shoes on, we're going to the courthouse."

Probably the least romantic

Your Honeymoon (in modern!AU) would consist of him taking you on his motor bike across America. The two of you fuck at a local motel.

it's wild

Choso- *Gulps*

He loves you, he's already imagined a family with you, but him + you + pulling your garment while everyone is watching him?= the perfect cardiac arrest.

Anxiety will literally kill him before he even steps foot on the dance floor.

Like Yuuji, he'll be super polite about it. Out of everyone, Choso is possibly the one who makes the least of a big deal out of it (externally, because internally- he's freaking out).

He does a really great job

When he suggests leaving it out, you simply agree. Throwing the idea aside (*internally sighs in relief)

Yuuta: *blank smiling stare* "What"😃

He's so stiff when he watches the video you show him. At first, he didn't know what the tradition was, but when he saw it, he nearly considered marrying in Vegas (kind of what like Gojo did).

Has an unreadable expression plastered on his face? "I thought we could possibly have a small wedding. Or maybe we can use that time and plan a trip abroad. Like London, how's that?"

WILL negotiate. Literally.

He'll come up with lamest excuses. A day prior to your wedding, he comes up with an excuse.

"Sorry, my back hurts."

"That's not what your hips said yesterday. Or this morning." 30 seconds after this tease, you gave up and laughed. Once you confessed, Yuuta was not upset, rather relieved.

"Now, does your back still hurt?" you smile as you place a hand on your hip.

The next 30 seconds proved otherwise.