allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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thestupidmeanone replied to your post:  ❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞ (to Valerie...
   “Aw, c'mon, it’s not THAT bad! I’ve definitely seen worse.”
“Sorry buddy, you’re always gonna look like a math dumbass to a family of businesspeople. That’s just how it works.” She smirks. “Especially if you keep saying shit like that.”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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thestupidmeanone replied to your post: "Hey Valerie, what does the phrase 'enameled...
   Church is trying REALLY hard not to laugh as he shows her the piece of… ‘writing’ he found and printed out at the school library. “I’m so sorry I’m about to ruin your next visit to grandma.”   
“You’re just really, really making me not wanna read the piece of paper you just handed me, you know that, right?” Valerie finally looks up from her phone before scanning it and making a face. “Dude-- gross, oh my god.”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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@thestupidmeanone more Val for your soul<3
“Oh, that? Vera left that in my inbox.” The ‘inbox’ is a cardboard box outside Val’s room that Vera throws anything they can ‘recycle’ in. “If you’re thinking of it, I need to get a look at it to tell you how much it’s worth.”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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"Hey Valerie, what does the phrase 'enameled pepper mill' do for you? Asking for science."
“Makes me think of being at my grandma’s house.” Valerie doesn’t look up from her phone. “Fancy cooking garbage. Probably decently useful. Why?”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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thestupidmeanone replied to your post: “Try iiiit”
   “Aw, c'mon, it’s not that bad! The lunch ladies just suck at presentation, that’s all.”   
“Sucking at presentation is the guy on MonsterChef who made a fancy lunchable pizza and called it artisan. This isn’t MonsterChef, Church, it’s Worst Cooks in Monsterica or whatever.”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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“Try iiiit”
“Dude, serious?” Valerie grimaces. “I think the lunch ladies shat in your food. I’m not gonna eat that crap- ha, get it? No way.”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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❝ Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞ (to Valerie ofc)
“I mean. There are letters in math. I see your point, but there are a hundred fucking percent letters in math, dude. Aren’t we in high school, what the fuck?”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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"Hey, uh, Val, I've been meaning to ask you about what's gonna happen in a few weeks..."
“What, the Monster Prom?” Valerie rolls her eyes while counting her money. “Yeah, Vera’s trying to land prom queen, of course I remember that’s happening. What about it?”
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allthemzeroes · 6 years ago
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the great tag quest begins.
why do I love so many characters so much.
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