#.untitled surfer!ash fic

[littledrummeraussie]

Angie babe, how about a little summery vibes blurb. Walking barefoot, meadows, ice cream with sprinkles, stuff like that… I’m so done with winter and cold temperatures. ~ Rema

Rema @whentherosesbl00m darling - let me give you a little taste of surfer!Ashton who is sadly not written yet, but I think this little something something definitely gives you an idea of how much of a cheeky, summery lad he is!

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a sweet taste of summer. [a surfer!Ashton blurb]

warnings: lots of fluff. lots of inappropriate sex talk. little bit of possessiveness. Ashton with a manbun and a golden retriever.

word count: 1044

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“Did you put on sunscreen?”

“It will just wash off the second I get into the water,” Ashton waved his hand as he dropped off the bag next to his surfboard, already tugging on his shirt to get out of it.

“You cannot be serious,” you rolled your eyes and grabbed his elbow, pulling him under the shade of the umbrella. “You know that the easiest way to get burned is in the water. ”

“But the waves… they are waiting for me…” he pouted at you, arms slipping around your waist as he knocked his forehead against yours. “Please baby?”

“Nope,” you giggled, pressing your lips against his quickly. “You sit down and I’ll do your back, and you can dive in in 20 minutes, okay?”

It was Ashton’s turn to roll his eyes, but there was a smile playing at the corner of his mouth as he finally settled down on the plaid, his faithful golden retriever Bono curling up between his legs, ready to take a nap. Ash scratched the dog’s fluffy ears as you started putting sunscreen on his back and shoulders, leaving tiny kisses on the condor tattoo on his neck, the curling baby hairs on the nape tickling your nose and cheek. Your hands slipped onto his chest, fingers running over the tattoo on his ribs, and that finally made him fall back against you, eyes big and sparkling with mischief.

“I know you just wanted to touch me inappropriately out in public,” Ashton grinned, head resting on your shoulder.

“Yeah, cause we definitely did not have sex on this very beach at sunset just a week ago,” you smeared some sunscreen onto his nose with a giggle, which made him scrunch up his face.

“We also did not have sex at sunrise on this very beach, you are right,” he quickly rubbed the cream over his face, fingers running over his curls to pull them back into a manbun. “How could I forget that you hate anything and everything related to PDA?”

“No idea,” you pressed another kiss on his cheek, arms wrapping around his shoulders, then continued in a whisper. “Need to show to all the ogling girls on the beach that this man, he belongs to me.”

“Only you, sweetheart,” Ashton sighed, burying his face in your neck. “Just wanna look at you and touch you and love you. Only you.”

Another giggle slipped out of your lips before pressing them all over Ashton’s face, making him turn a beautiful shade of red. He mumbled something about how the sunscreen is definitely not helpful when it comes to blushing, and how if you continued he won’t be able to catch the waves because his suit will show to the whole beach just how much he enjoyed your sweet kisses and teasing touches. In the end you let him go when you were sure the sunscreen had settled and Ash pressed another quick kiss on your lips before picking up his surfboard, disappearing in the direction of the ocean.

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Bono’s ears perked up and he lifted his head when you settled down next to him, fingers running through his soft fur. You became great friends once you started dating Ashton, the two of you spending long hours together when he was out surfing, patiently waiting for him to come back. Now he was on his way back to your little corner on the beach where the shadows were stretching long, and you felt a little pride for your perfectly timed snack break. You put a cup in front of Bono with some whipped cream in it, and he started lapping at the sweet treat just as Ashton appeared, gloriously hot and wet.

“Please tell me you didn’t only buy a Puppuccino,” he looked at you with hopeful eyes, and you threw his towel at him, laughing.

“Like I would ever come back from Sugar Rush without buying you ice cream,” you scooted to the left to let Ashton settle next to you on the plaid, reaching for one of the cups that was resting on top of the cooler.

“With sprinkles?” his cheeks warmed as you gave him the ice cream, his smile wider as he looked at the colourful sugary treat on top.

“Always with sprinkles,” a kiss landed on his cheek, and Ashton pulled you into his lap, holding onto you while also trying to start on his dessert. “You’re unbelievable.”

“Because I made you wet?” he cocked an eyebrow at you, mouth full of ice cream, but the grin was still evident around the edges, and the whole thing made you laugh again.

“Well, your clothes did, but I’m sure you could make me wet if you tried hard enough,” you settled against his chest, licking off your spoon.

“Thank God we live only 10 minutes from the beach,” he groaned, pressing a hard kiss onto your mouth, his lips and tongue tasting like strawberry and lemon. “Cause I’m not sure they would let us get away with having sex on the beach in the middle of the day.”

“I’m sure their surf champion could get off with only a warning.”

“Now you’re just doing this on purpose,” his cold fingers tickled your thigh under your summer dress, making you shiver. “And you’re giving me ideas I shouldn’t entertain out in public…”

“What kind of ideas?” you raised an eyebrow at him, not sure if he was being serious or was just teasing you as usual.

A second later you saw him quickly looking around before he tipped the ice cream cup in his hand towards you, a few melted drops landing on your cleavage just above the top of your dress. You hissed at the cold, but in a moment you needed to bite back a moan as Ashton leaned closer to lick the ice cream off of the top of your breasts. He pressed a long kiss to the base of your neck, nosing his way up to your ear, hot breath tickling your sensitive skin.

“Let me finish my ice cream… and then I’ll take you home… and show you just how inappropriate I can be if they let me get away with it… maybe with the windows wide open…”

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[littledrummeraussie]

okay, but a surfer!Ash fic is now brewing in my brain 👀👀👀

Ashton via James Maslow's IG Story

[faunusrights]

GREAT WEISS SHARK AU - MASTERPOST

Blood always returns no matter how much you might try to hide it away. Weiss will always be a reminder that the Schnee family was never perfect, and never will be.

I’m losing track of all the content for this AU, so here’s a place to collect it all!

FICS (full length):

enclosure

encounter

equivocal (explicit content)

enragement

endurance

excursion (coming soon)

emergent (coming soon)

[untitled gewässer fic] (coming soon)

a thousand fathoms deep

FICS (short length):

Teething Problems

It’s Probably Mostly Polyester Anyway

What The Hell Is A Gender, And How Do I Eat It?

Discord shorts (GWS/canonverse AU)

Adrenaline Junkie

How To Gracefully Lose A Leg

Unequivocal

We’ll Burn This Bridge Once We’re Standing On It

Exit Stage Left, Pursued By Mild Mortification

Speaking of Violence

The Battle of Tunafish

Not To Ruin the Moment

One-Word Prompts, Weiss+Ashes

One-Word Prompts, Weiss+Delinquent

One-Word Prompts, Weiss+Tuna

ART:

great weiss shark reference post

enclosure

doodles of weiss’s face

a terrible meme

snowpea

bad company

after sparring

a terrible meme part II

it’s probably mostly polyester anyway (or: shark onesie)

happy shark pup

the truth come out: does shark pup is purr?

cover art for enclosure, encounter and equivocal

weiss’s emblem (and motto)

THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF FOREVER

when administering kisses...

not dead yet

satsuki schnee

halloween avatar (or: teefies)

two halves of the same weiss

motif

rwbabies

smug shark (screencap redraw)

christmas avatar

glowy eyes

many shorks

BIG TEEF BIG TROUBLE

MORE TEEF MORE TROUBLE

cozy shark

WALT DISNEY WOULD WANT TO HEAR ME OUT

lost

many sharks (and not sharks)

why not both?

blue to red

glowy eyes, ii

motif, redux

really tall shark

drooly puppy

happy puppy

enclosure, redux

enclosure, 2017 vs 2019

ANCHOR ARMS

winter shork

shork siblings

gift for subw00f3r

modern!tribelands!gws!weiss!au

someone here is possessed... by an owl

freezerburn shork rwbaby

tfw you watch jaune arc eat shit in front of the class

tfw you watch jaune arc eat shit in front of the class (redraw comparison)

gewässer blueprints

beacon uniform redesign

FAN ART:

rabbitmage

directcomedian

nighshadeiceheart

nighshadeiceheart

directcomedian

directcomedian

ra-duck

sam-screams

wary-taru

imamwolf

kambiteydragon

blessedsage99

alpacamaca

xtrhowlsterxtr

FAN WRITING:

redvelvetladybug (Alternative Survival Methods)

sasam (A Shark and a Rose)

themanlymanman (I Know that Love Exists [It’s Asleep With The Fishes Down In Atlantis])

sasam (Basking In The Sun)

faunusden (Pool Shark)

great-weiss-shark (Surfer AU, Part 1)

DERIVED FIC:

keromenson (A Shark Dressed In White)

Drengade (To Find Untroubled Waters)

(If you’ve made art or writing for this AU, tag me in it and I’ll add it to this post!)

MISC. STUFF:

Great Weiss Shark tag Great Weiss Shark merch Gewässer (WIP) Can you believe someone got a GWS AU tattoo? Me neither. A Discord Essay on Faunus Weiss GWS Headcanons

TESTIMONIALS:

‘This AU is like a gift from god. Please continue what you are doing. this literally made my birthday when I fucking found this a few days ago.’ - catnip-regicide

‘hey i'm not even in the fucking rwby fandom but i'm here as Fuck for your great weiss shark au thanks for existing i love your work’ - anon

‘hi i'd just like to say that your great weiss shark au is what got me into shipping monochrome. it's so good.’ - anon

NOTES:

Blake is amab agender (they/them) and Weiss is the sensation of something in the water touching your foot (she/they). This AU is primarily monochrome, though some shorter fics (like It’s Probably Mostly Polyester Anyway) may feature other ships i.e. freezerburn, as well as feature more platonic frappuccino, honey frappuccino, and white rose.

There are warnings for explicit violence, but also mentions of historical (and recent) mutilation of Faunus, abuse in several forms, blood, injury and occasional explicit sexual content. All fics on AO3 have specific warnings in the tags/author’s notes at the beginning of the fic.

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[messifangirl]

WIP tag meme

List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on: writing, art, gifsets, whatever.

tagged by @historiograph

Listen, I have so many things it’s ridiculous and I’m ashamed and I hate the way my mind works. Kinda listed by pairing.

Next chapter of Kiss Me Hard Before You Go- Neymar/Cristiano, and Leo might show up at the end but I think that’ll be for the final chapter. 

Spinoff of that which would go in Snapshots-Cris/Leo/Ney bday DP fic (currently 3.5k) yes DP ooooh la la

Next chapter of You Think You're Going to Win the Treble-Cris/Leo (currently 1k)

Untitled ABO- Leo/Cris w @purpleyulin (currently 2k)

Untitled Bank Robber AU- Cris/Leo (currently 8k)

Untitled Animal Transformation fic-Cris/Leo, is this crack, i dont know (currently 2k)

Untitled first time comedy for @purpleyulin - Cris/Leo (currently 4.5k)

Leo W Kids aka Five Times Cris Didn’t Know Where to Find Leo and One Time He Did- Cris/Leo (currently 5k)

Next chapter of You See The Stars But They Just See The Sky- Cris/Leo w ASH (currently 2k)

It's Like a Fairy Tale spinoffs-Cris/Leo, mainly drabbles, outlining (currently 1.5k)

Tentatively titled Working Overtime-Cris/Leo Office AU (currently 3k)

Next chapter of A Good Boy- Leo/Andre Gomes (currently >1k)

Untitled Piquessi- Leo/Geri after Leo’s 500th goal at el clásico (currently 1k)

Next chapter of Table for Two- Leo/David (currently >1k)

Untitled Leo/Marcos Rojo (currently >1k)

Untitled High School Basketball/Wrestling/I don’t know the sport AU-Leo/Arda (currently outlined)

Untitled Jeremessi fic, crack maybe, i laff (currently >1k)

Untitled Leo/Nico Vazquez fic (pretty finished at 2k)

Next chapter of Sometimes Words Aren't Enough-Leo/Joe Hart (currently >1k)

Untitled Leo/Mats fic (currently 2k)

Untitled Leo/Ronaldinho fic (currently 1.5k)

Untitled Surfer Leo fic- Leo/Ney (currently >1k)

Untitled Art fic- Leo/Ney (currently 1k)

Next chapter of Orange is the new Blaugrana- Leo/Ney, multi (currently 1k) 

Untitled oneshot/drabbles for Leo/Luis 2017

Untitled Leo’s Honeymoon fic (currently 1.5k)

a ton of other misc starts and drabbles that I don’t know will go anywhere, and i think that’s all my files and subfiles and docs but who knows 

@captainmessi @leo-dios @piquegerard @jackdaws @the-fuckboy-dynasty  @purpleyulin @luchorgasm @detodores

[littledrummeraussie]

also here:

Bono and Ashton

[littledrummeraussie]

I wish you would write a fic(s) in the 4+1 / 5+1 style. For some reason I like that concept, and very few people write stories like that in this fandom. 🙂

Then I guess it's good news that the untitled surfer Ashton fic definitely follows that format 😁

[littledrummeraussie]

surfer!Ashton my beloved

[littledrummeraussie]

I'm in my feels yes

[littledrummeraussie]

Nobody asked for it, but 🌹😌:

Ash: I was thinking about a stingray on my back.

Y/N: Oh, Cal would love that shit.

[littledrummeraussie]

did u just said surfer!ash?¿

I have already sent my thoughts to @mymindwide 😌😌😌☀️

EDIT:

He's a mix of these two.

feat. your-bestfriend-tattoo-artist!Calum.

[littledrummeraussie]

DING DONG! 😂 I HEARD SURFER!ASHTON AND RAN TO MY PINTEREST! 😭🥺🥰

I love beach bum Ashton ugh

Ok bye I love you! 😂

SKY THIS IS RUDE I JUST WOKE UP 😭💖💖💖

He looks so precious and hot and someone give me the time and ability to write this 😩👉👈🥺

I love you more sweetie 💞💞

[littledrummeraussie]

🌹 👉👈

Oh, okay. Some more of the surfer!Ash fic?

Calum: He is hot.

Y/N: I'm starting to think it's you who have a crush on him.

Calum: I would let him fuck me. And maybe I would like to fuck him too.

Aka Calum is a small bit bi-curious...

[littledrummeraussie]

now accepting title ideas and/or inspirations for surfer!Ashton because it just doesn't want to come to me 😩

[littledrummeraussie]

since we’re talking about surfer!ashton, i’d like to quote beyoncé when she said “fill the tub up halfway and ride it with my surfboard”

Well, shit 🤣👌

Though that's not gonna be the title, it gave me a good laugh.

At this point I'm only dreaming about writing surfer!Ashton cause I'm struggling with everything. 😩

[littledrummeraussie]

currently thinking about surfer ashton… i’m not sure i need to go into much more detail there

Do you mean this here? 😌

[littledrummeraussie]

🌹!!

A lil bit of my beloved surfer!Ash:

Ashton: You're friends with the buff guy with tattoos?

You: You're a buff guy with tattoos. Sorry, I--

Ashton: I mean... it's true.