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Thought you said the splendid comics were for nerds and children, lizard boy.
#art#htf oc#htf oc bully#happy tree friends#sniffles htf#htf sniffles#idk what it is about this comic specifically but it brings me completely insane amount of joy. and for no reason#i think its just his face in the last panel#like look at him.#maybe its the way i imagine the his last line of dialogue#...what'd you say?#like he knows damn well what he just said#ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US type shit
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Spoilers for Gotham Knights video game, but it is so funny to me that after The Gang finds out about the Court of Owls and their horde of ninja zombies literally coming out of the walls of Gotham, Tim's immediate reaction is, "Yeah, no we should probably start killing."
And Barbara is like, "Tim! I can't believe this, one little setback, and you resort to murder!"
Y'know, the one little setback being there's a secret cult of the wealthy elite who have been running Gotham for centuries, and they've got literally thousands of undead ninja zombies ready to go at a moment's notice. Oh, and they're at war with the League of Assassins, so there's that.
And Dick jumps in like, "No, no, let's hear him out..." because fuck all of this. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything.
It's slightly more nuanced than that, and of course, Alfred steps in and gets them back on track. But the vibe of unhinged comic!Tim, who will absolutely fuck your shit up if you back him into a tight enough corner, is there and thriving, and I love it.
Meanwhile, Dick is on his third, "I'm fine! Totally fine..." nervous mental breakdown of the week, trying to smile and be bouncy-happy for everyone else but also contemplating the merits of calling in a favor from Deathstroke because, oh my godddd, there are ninja zombies dressed like owls coming out of the walls.
Like, c'mon Slade. You like fighting people dressed up like birds. It'll be fun...
He'll wear the orange and black uniform that's called "Tribute Slade" in the crafting menu...
#gotham knights game#to be clear#Deathstroke isn't in this game#but you can dress Nightwing up in his colors and it literally says 'tribute slade' on it#like someone on the team looked at Deathstroke's unhinged obsession with Nightwing and went 'y'know what'd be funny'
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have you posted about gelato before :o ?
honestly, every mention ive made of Gelato in the past month or so has just been through the tags of some posts ive reblogged on here, it's only been until now that ive gotten around to showing him off!
this is Gelato, a Flamingo/Secretarybird mix that my friend @meetthehelper put together!
for a while, i've been wanting to figure out a bird fursona for myself, and i wanted one that had a similar silhouette to that of Scratch (i.e. Scratch & Grounder), and the bird that seemed to make the most sense to me was a flamingo. it was Helper's idea to mix him with another bird species, and i really like what she ended up with :)!
#ask#catboygirljoker#Gelato#my characters#his name is Gelato specifically because of Mario Sunshine. i wanted a name that translated from a different language#and i was saying this to a friend and they were just like ''name him Gelato'' and so i did :)#i think it fits given Gelato Beach is a pink sand beach. and the surf boards that appear on the beach (ill get into that in a second)#my lore for him atm is very barebones. besides his main hobby being surfing. and him living at friends places... couch surfer... etc. etc.#basically my friends bird's main hobby is skating. like jet set radio. and so i wanted something similar for my dude#the reason i chose surfing was to tie it in with him being a flamingo. his name being based off a beach from mario. and sims 2 on xbox#specifically sims 2 on xbox because of the surfing simulation object that appears on the second location of the story mode.#it's kinda stuck with me. probably because i couldn't ever get past the second location as a kid.#anyway. to continue. in the sketch he's wearing arm warmers. which he wears for emotional support.#primarily due to my hyperfixation with Zarbon and how much i think about arm warmers as a concept.#idk i think about what'd happen if i wore some and i feel like my brain would turn off#and so that kinda escalated into me applying that kind of attachment to Gelato#i imagine his voice being a deepish regal and flamboyant surfer voice. like think Zarbon's voice mixed with Bill (& Ted)'s#ive not heard such a voice combo. but for him im pretending it exists. it's allowed.#truthfully i wasn't sure how interested folks would be about him. probably cause i only talk about him in the tags.#anyway!!! thank you for asking about Gelato!!! ive been wanting to talk about him but havent found the right opportunity
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whore thing to say part 3. So did you get me anything?
#god. i cant believe him#were you thinking about me.#hey you said you were gonna get me something from your trip well im holding you to that. what'd you get.#bet it's something dumb and dirt cheap and you're gonna tell me something about it thatll make me keep it forever#not because i like it. not because ill use it. it reminded you of me so you were thiinking about meeeee that's embarassing.#anyway whatever it is it's gonna take uo a slot in my hotbar for a good few weeks#and then it's in my sentimental backpack with all the photos we have. not because i like it though#CAN YOU BE QUIET. SIT DOWN#i keep listening to how he says it. sounds like he's twirling his hair and giggling okay buddy#pissa
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I just said "oil" outloud because I'm making bacon and now I'm losing my mind because I did the thing of the "hahaha southerners pronounce 'oil' funnily they just can't say that word!!" And I just. OIYOL. OIYOL. NOT OUHL.
The pain and perjuries of only sometimes having a Southern accent and it only coming out and particular moments.
I'm amusing myself thinking about my non-southern F/Os reacting to my occasional pronunciation of words and sentences. Nonethless when it comes out more strongly like that.
#it is a surprisingly oddly long story about how my southeen accent works and when it decides to accent.#i will tag this as any of them cause it could be but honestly my brain immediately jumped to Axlerod right after it happened being like-#-“what'd you say.? did you do the thing.” becuase. oil baron or something however it is spelt.#do people know that. is this something people remember about Cars 2.#Maybe I SHOULDNT mention Allinol on this blog /half joking UABFISHFKDJFJ#im just humoring myself dont mind me here#axlerod💚💙#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#any💘
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You've been spoiled by ADC and other famous Aussies and their light accents. I sound like a drunk bogan. Think female Steve Irwin except every second word that comes out my mouth includes fuck or cunt. Wouldn't subject that to anyone. It is Ironic that I get paid to speak on a radio daily.
Mf you know damn good and well by saying that I wanna hear it even more now
Send it over you coward
#anon#listen another of my mutuals is also on the radio which what the hell you guya#but she's got a thick Portuguese accent which to me????? makes her sound Russian lol and she gets so mad 😂#and listen believe me I know Alycia has a very posh aussie accent#what you don't know is that I still struggle sometimes to understand it 😌#I'm like wha 😀 what'd she say 😀 i got only about a third of that babygirl what 😀#and it's literally one of the crispest aussie variations 🥴
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opening tumblr like
#yooo hi hello :D#it's been a most grueling month but i am BACK FOR GOOD#details below (tldr: hope you've been doing well! what'd i miss?)#finals season is over. it was long and hard... and right in the middle of it someone very dear to me passed away#it's been rough lately but as the saying goes. time heals all#i also had to go across the country for a while.. now i'm back and things have finally settled down. i guess i'm back home on all levels :)#the scroll of a lifetime awaits... fancy meeting you here 👀
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distasteful
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Malenia brainrot thought of the day #839393;
Malenia has a very quiet voice. Her volume control sucks ass in most domestic situations, cus even when she's trying to be heard she'll often end up accidentally mumbling. None of her subordinates actually dare say anything about it tho, instead they'll look at Miquella hoping he can speak up for her. He's basically her official translator.
Malenia: ~~~....~~... ~ ?
"??"
Malenia: I said...~~~...~~....~~?
"????????"
Miquella: she asked for no pickles
#literally self projecting don't mind me#me and malenia suffering from the 'im sorry i cant hear you what'd you say' social awkwardness#stinky lil headcanons yeh#elden ring#malenia blade of miquella#miquella the unalloyed#evening rambles with baerry
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Live Fast & Prosper
#VERY funny that the imposter Janeway is sort of doing her accent - did Neelix mention that to her too~??#'Also she talks like a thespian?? Which I guess is how everyone talks in Indiana.'#She also pulled the whole 'we're a workplace but I like to think of us...as a family :)' so you know she's not to be trusted#Also I fuckinglove how into it the guy playing fake Tuvok is...he's like INTO the role. Yet another criminal man obsessed with you#commander...what's your DEAL <3#I'm such a soft touch dude I felt so bad for the aliens being tricked heheheh#SNRKEHAHAHA ok...Tom & Neelix being pals is actually so funny. They're like 'how could this have happened...we're the toughest most street#smart guys in the book' OK. SURE. HEHEHEH#WHEN DID Y'ALL HAVE EDGE~?? /ESPECIALLY/ YOU TOM#Neelix was doing some shady shit (even though we all know he's a sofite) what'd you do besides get thrown in the clink Tom?#People who say there's no like...uhh character-only moments on Voyager just havent watched the show straight up#Neelix & Tom trying to swindle the EMH with a cup game <3 yeah...that's what this is all about#Janeway: (doing a great job being intimidating) / Tuvok: v_v mhm. / Janeway: Tell her all about it Tuvok.#Tuvok: O_O.....um......it's uh...whew it's bad over there....#Janeway: What about the prisons? / Tuvok: Oh yes the-the prisons....they don't give you lotion. You'll be deficient in at least THREE#vitamins before you're even brought to trial / Janeway: That's Enough of...that. <- trying not to laugh#Tuvok: (is an undercover agent) also Tuvok: I'm not good at small talk or improvisation.#Neelix how much did you talk about Tuvok bc this guy's really into it#Neelix: balablabla tuvok blablabla tuvok tuvok bla bla / Dala: ....(god this bitch is gay...good for me good for him)
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Is that character gay? *points at Mine*
Allegedly.
#snap chats#depends on what day you check the wiki. schrodinger's homosexual#i couldnt FATHOM showing mine to my mom i know she'd be so annoying 😭😭😭#actually i cant even imagine what'd happen. 'is he gay' 'yeah' 'oh-' LIKE WHAT. WHAT NOW MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU SAY TO THAT#like i think my mom asks that so much as a cope for my existence when i dont even like men mom As Per Usual mother you got it wrong#she's so weird because her. 'best work friend(? boss?)' is gay so she doesnt care about gay people she just doesnt like. me LMAO#but my moms selective hating aside i do wish i could show her characters i like#not because i want to bond with her but because it always seems funny when everyone else does it with their parents#but id just be too embarrassed ... or i can just imagine her saying like. every other chara is scary lookin. or ugly. liek my grandma did 💀#my sisters keep telling me to show her daigo since they think he looks like our dad and im always tempted to#god wait that just reminds me how when i did a daigo cosplay last year my dad saw me and he was like 'you're like a mini me :)'#like .... cmon dawg youre not helping LCKAEJLKCJAE love him. hope to see him again soon <- literally just saw him#wait while im rambling my dad came over and our 'uncle' (no actual relation just dad's friend) gave us. 12 fucking bottles of wine#when no one in this house drinks enough to warrant TWELVE BOTTLES ?? so funny. at least my sis and her husband drink#and i have one (1) friend who drinks LOL so thats cute. do i have any other unnecessary lore bits to drop before i disappear for a week#our ac broke and its been hot as balls. yeah thats it thats the end of it see you guys next week
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HEUROJEOEH HEY 🥰🥰
so uhm ik we yapped this morning buuuuut i saw the ask game and i give you ursa minor.
i feel like i already know ur answer but we shall see.
JJ IN THE INBOX, FUCK YEAH!!
ursa minor ⟢ if you could live multiple lives of your choosing, what would they look like? who would you be, where would you live and what would you be doing?
girl the list would be so fucking long if i could list EVERY SINGLE ONE. but right now i really just want to run away to a country town and live out on a farmhouse where i grow my own vegetables and fruits that i sell at the local farmers market </3 like that would fix me. and maybe meet a cute cowboy WHO KNOWS !! (pls.)
���𐭩˘ᵕ˘ random constellation-themed asks
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I was looking directly at a reference while drawing these and I still somehow convinced myself he had long hair. Whatever, he's pretty.
A-Z Isekai'd Cress deign by @acfan120 really got me in some kinda way and I couldn't help wanting to draw him. I also have thoughts on story for him but I'm not gonna be annoying with that rn. Maybe someday.
Bonus my warmup doodle:
#Emile's Arts#Pokemon#Pokemon Fanart#Oh it's been YEARS sense I've done non-selfship related fanart#DILF Cress got to me dude I needed to draw him#I have no idea how I convinced myself so wholly he had long hair but you know what whatever#Commit I say it looks good let it sit#Hhhh I tired to make the chain of his monocal look like tear drops#...Okay I said I wouldn't say my thoughts but like look listen okay look#To me he's either working at Parfum Palace (constructed 300 years ago so probably not if we're going the full 3000 back)#Or the Battle Chateau BEFORE it's a Battle Chateau and is just. I guess a regular Chateau???#I personally image it's pre-BW2 era Cress when the Straiton Trio hit their slump being the weakest gym leaders#Just for the extra angst of Cress having this feeling he's not a good Pokemon battler and not very confident in his skills#And also just. What'd loosing their brother would do to an already down in the dumps Chili and Cress#I like to imagine through a side quest with him he eventually regains his confidence with battling#And maybe even establishes the Battle Chateau? that'd be fun~#Those are like my basic story thoughts again I don't wanna.#I don't wanna go too crazy with it kfdjgkdfjgk#I just always really liked Cress he's sooooo cool to me <3#Reliving middleschool nonsense with this one boys and girls#SORRY TO AC FOR THE TAG!!! I JUST LIKE HIM!!!!
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anyway, we i started blasting
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Nothing to see here...
Just gonna drop this here and run...
Quality's bit bad bit its a scene from @blue-skeleton6289's fic 'Dreams do Come True and More!'.
#Its 7 am and I haven't slept so my brain doesn't have any jokes#Instead I have some puns I googled#Ehem#What do you call a haunted cat cafe?#Purranormal activity#What'd one wave say to the other?#Nothing. It just waved#What's the sound of one hand clapping?#A slap#Uh#Would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?#This one doesn't work nvm#...#Yeah I got nothing#I'm going to sleep
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i should make a playlist that just has "rose's turn", "being alive", "moving on", and "no more" so i can cut out the middleman
#specifically the lines:#''why did i do it? what'd it get me?''#''somebody hold me too close''#''--and the color of your hair. and the way you catch the light''#''can't we just enjoy our lives with our children and our wives?''#you can probably learn something about me from that set of lines but god knows what it is#sb and l rambles#musicals#stephen sondheim#how is essbie doing? uh. bad. i would say bad.
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